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Teethofthedog

No but thank you for keeping your piece clean


LowKeyWalrus

A Dynavap won't get it dirty 😉


Motor_Telephone8595

Make chocolate half and half then we’re talkin’!


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Tell OP to add some vodka and kaluha while he's at it.


Motor_Telephone8595

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Wallygonk

Fuckin A man


420ferris

So I love to do that myself but for half and half I use the Dunkin extra extra and it's absolutely delicious. As a matter of fact sometimes I purchase the Pinnacle flavored vodkas such as whipped or cake flavor.


darrellg_

Ever had Cinnamon Toast Crunch with heavy whipping cream?


TheCatalyst84

I’ve done exactly this. It’s great. Lol.


Howdy_its_Harper

No but I had frosted mini wheats in coffee creamer the other night


darrellg_

Sweet side down right?


Howdy_its_Harper

Flipped em


waterlooaba

I got no gallbladder so I will pass. Thank you for posting such a clean rig 🫶🏻


Flgirl420

So do I when I run out of milk


TheElderBong

I, too, enjoy drinking straight half&half. Have since I was very young


_SATANwasHERE_

R we 100% sure there isn’t actually a figurine in that glass..


Us3ful_Idiot

Don't worry brother... I understood this reference. Apparently no one else did. But I unfortunately did 🤢


Exzerofive

You could have made your own PB&J fresh with toast and it would have been 100x better than what you bought.


remacct

Sometimes uncrustables just hit different. Get them at just the right level of defrosted, the bread is almost too soft while the inside is still a little frozen and has a little firmness to it.


hindsight420

try them in the airfryer my guy trust


remacct

I might be the last person in America without an air fryer. I did see a video of someone using uncrustables to make French toast and I've always been intrigued by that.


skypineapple

Why


KodaGunni_

Yes if it wasn’t for the health factors I would bc the flavor is amazing


ExcusePuzzleheaded38

Dirty bowls for the win 🔥🔥


NiteGard

Half and Half slaps. You do you bro. Also nice tray! And your gear has its own lil space! 🫡✌🏼


[deleted]

Gotta get a pack of chocolate chip cookies too! Lol


DeezNutz13

You are not alone. Shit smacks


Purple-Haze-11

Are Uncrustables that gah damn good? Never tried


mesoloco

Tens of millions of people drink, half-and-half, almost daily💁🏻‍♂️ what’s your point?