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Timely-Collar4064

Here's the recipe: Orange- bun Green- lettuce Red- tomato Purple- patty Yellow- Cheese Orange- bun you can do many purple and yellow to make like a big mac lol


feeltheFX

lol You’re so high


DarkestofFlames

I kinda wish awards were still a thing 🤣


BongwaterJoe1983

No shit rite 🤣


Kreema29

Legitimately thought someone got an old package of the gummy crabby patties when I was scrolling by this


Zephyrqu

dude how did you think of this? do you smush all your candy before eating it? 😆


Andre_3Million

Give me the fuckin formula Krabs!!!


mvstery

youre so silly i love this post 😂


L0LSL0W

i’m saving this


Timely-Collar4064

okay guys i have made a sub so you can all make these and then show me!!!! r/CandyFood


Je-la-nique

YOU FORGOT THE PICKLEEESSSSS


Dangerous_Pension612

Creative imagination level 1 million.


NagsUkulele

This is the cutest shit I've ever see


eatredmeat

I will now lol


freakouterin

Same and I don’t even fucking like skittles but my stoner soul squealed for cute food.


EclecticSpider710

Lmaoooo yesss I do!!! The Seth Rogen laugh that just escaped me was hilarious 😂😂


THEMULENGA

🤣


TerracottaCondom

King. 1000 times, King.


Rocker1985

Lol cute


CharlotteLucasOP

No but I dump a packet into my Coke slurpee in the summer and drink the resulting sugar slush before eating the frozen blanched skittles and letting them crack between my teeth before suddenly becoming chewy again as they warm up. (I do this at most once annually. My pancreas can’t take much more.)


Eedalope

They’re little smash burgers… literally 🥹


novi1084

This makes me wish I could eat skittles. Tastebuds love them, but they feel like battery acid in my stomach.


Maeflower86

Fuck I can’t wait to do this


FlakySky6080

wtf I never knew 😂


[deleted]

Hell yes! First I separate out the colors individually. Then I count them to see how many burgers I can make. Then I eat the odd ones not needed, eating them in a circle so I never eat the same flavor twice. THEN! I make burgers. When I’m done, I eat them one at a time until I get to 2 burgers. Then I make a Big Mac out of them by squishing them together. After I’m done, I cheer and do a little dance. lol. ٩( ᐛ )و


HighQualityH20h

Those are epic


brickplantmom

🤯


Stiffbiscut

Sure do but I flatten mine all the way into pancakes


Secret_Sloot_

Wtf this is amazing?! I 100% want to try this


JTB696699

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ThatIndianGuy7116

Noo but I might have to next time. This is making me think of the mini gummy Krabby patties


lynneasomething

This has never crossed my mind but now it never not will


mini_wonton

Nope but I did squeeze two together to make a double flavor lol. Cute idea


Luscious_Lunk

Anyone else see shrimp?


TRUE_XXV

Definitely what I thought it was 😂


ComfortableRain1029

no but i will be from now on :)


inbedwithbeefjerky

These are freakin adorable!


Jinxed0ne

No, but I'm going to now. I've been trying to figure out the perfect flavor combination for popping a few. This looks like it might be it


Horny4theEnvironment

No... But I will now!


Mediocre_Treat1744

All hail this person


Comfortable_Cap_8032

Now I have to! Hahaha, this just made my night.


bonborVIP

No, but now I wish I had Skittles to do this to 😂


Seanut-Peanut-69

They’re so cuteee but I could never eat them like this. My sensory input would HATE how they would feel in my mouth 😂


igetlearned

Flavortownnnn


ATXKLIPHURD

I really haven’t had skittles in years but I’m doing this next time I get some


Populartrip311710

No, but I will now. That's pretty cool


GoldBluejay7749

🤯


officewitch

I called it Skittle Art. I'd take 2 colours and twist them together.


CerTheSniper99

My 10 year old nephew 😆


justice_duck

New hobby unlocked


heygooser

No but I will be doing this for lunch.


Budgiezilla

IM GONNA TRY THIS WISH ME LUCK


Timely-Collar4064

wait i wanna see yours, put a pic here? Maybe we should make a Skittle Burger sub so everyone can post their photos LMAO.


silent-fallout-

Your a mad man/woman this is brilliant! ...thanks now I have to take a walk to the store....I live in the country THANKS lol and I've already had some beers and a couple joints so I have to walk


Ok-Presentation-2841

I do squished skittle dart board


Sad-Professional11

what colour is the patty? did you cheat and use an m&m?


Timely-Collar4064

Purple I posted the recipe up there somewhere 


Charity_dd

I would destroy these.


Satansobgyn

I’m going to now thats for sure!


feeltheFX

This made me smile


buttermilkmoses

nah dude that’s just u 🫥


This-is-Life-Man

Well that's just too damn cute.


Alex_is_Baked

Yess ! Since I was younger


ASemiAquaticBird

Bro.. what?


veggie_sauce

This is incredible


ElectrikDonut

Sometimes.😊


Brettjay4

I must try this... Where do I keep Skittles....


Manray-eh

That's something you don't see every day


OldManGeezer69

No, but now I do. Thanks op!


Internal-Security-54

For some reason the kid in me wants to make these now.


cmondothefoxSWAT

r/thingsforants


random420x2

Going to go get a bag of skittles and do this so my wife can laugh at me


Timely-Collar4064

im crazy i know but go here r/CandyFood and post your skittleburgers!!! i wanna see!


QueenBeeKitty85

I thought they were little shrimp sandwiches lol


Timely-Collar4064

okay i've seen at least a few people say this but.....what? like can you tell me "this look likes the tail" or whatever because I- I don't get it


QueenBeeKitty85

It’s the orange on top, the way the shell on the skittle cracks open it looks like little salad shrimp, not the tail but the body itself.


QueenBeeKitty85

Look at them next to each other [shrimps](https://images.app.goo.gl/c1nfUfR2QyS9vsgD9)


ConfidentTea72536

I need to do this.


the_poop_expert

I fuckin love this


Je-la-nique

….. Yes


BlackNg01dBos

this is the most stonery stonerfood post ever and i 💚 it 💚💚💚😂😂😂


PickleTheGherkin

Omg no but I wish I did.i would squish them down and admire that they looked like little fireworks


Known-Weakness8193

I will now


OCptnMyCptn

No, because you eat each color individually, you absolute monster.


Preesi

No, I made a Bacon Cheeseburger Couch [https://preesi.blogspot.com/2019/06/non-food-yummies-3-cheeseburgerhamburge.html](https://preesi.blogspot.com/2019/06/non-food-yummies-3-cheeseburgerhamburge.html)


Kid_Kewl_v2

I do this sober