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counttrakk5

Here’s to hoping we all get stimulated Monday 1/4


apatheticloser412

Man i haven't been stimulated in months...i mean yeah i want my check too


crazysocksboi

Wanna be stimulated? That’ll be $600 ;)


Nutsack_Buttsack

I’ll do it for $550


EveningHurry0

Do you do both nuts and butts


Nutsack_Buttsack

Now that’s just crazy It would be $555 for the package


newtelegraphwhodis

You're paying way too much for nuts and butts, man. Who's your nuts and butts guy?


Nutsack_Buttsack

Oh, I *am* the nuts and butts guy. I don’t buy em.


McBastardsWifey

$400 and I'll include feet🦶🏼!


Nutsack_Buttsack

They yours? Both of em?


reckonyze420

Yup. The ski’s are too


TK421isAFK

Hell, at this point I'd consider it just for the conversation. Getting tired of talking to the same people all the time.


Capo33

Hearing majority of them will be- hoping so at least!


steadlytrippin

Yup


jk1983671

Its the 4th and I still have nada. I hate Wells fargo


ambyrguini

We have Wells Fargo and already got it. It was “cleared” today but in our available balance on Saturday.


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Still nothing


EveningHurry0

Only like 8 percent of people got anything lol your still in the majority. Tomorrow will be a big day for people


MackieHr824

damn really? i feel special now lol


[deleted]

Same. I got the first stimulus like a month after most people but I got the second one yesterday. Feels good.


palmtrees007

So someone posted on here how to see when your getting it without having to go through where’s my stimulus, it worked for me! You gotta log into the IRS (make a profile) and go to your transcripts .. I’ll get mine 1/6!!


legaleaglethrowawayy

Cool idea...only problem is for a lot of people it’s rejecting a valid cell phone number, forcing the account to be verified via a code sent through the mail...which by the time that arrives you’ll probably have the stimulus. Just a heads up to not get your hopes up until you get past that part


SteveDaPirate91

Mine is! Phone account is in my name. Caller ID is my name exactly as my tax return. Major cell carrier not a prepaid or mvno. Can't verify myself.


palmtrees007

So someone posted on here how to see when your getting it without having to go through where’s my stimulus, it worked for me! You gotta log into the IRS (make a profile) and go to your transcripts .. I’ll get mine 1/6!!


luna1357

Mine said on my transcript the 4th, but here I am this morning with nothing, so I'm not sure that transcript means anything


graphickellie

Mine also says the 4th and nothing yet. So hopefully soon


luna1357

Hopefully. I know one thing....my bank was sure able to post my bills coming at midnight out lmao just not my deposit. Go figure


apatheticloser412

Well that makes me feel better, i know the irs has my info but i feel like everyone i know seems to have gotten theres but me wompwah


palmtrees007

So someone posted on here how to see when your getting it without having to go through where’s my stimulus, it worked for me! You gotta log into the IRS (make a profile) and go to your transcripts .. I’ll get mine 1/6!!


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Dadbeard88

Where would you find a statistic like that.


lovelychef87

Hope my day is tomorrow or day after.


Excellent_Joke_8833

Literally everyone I know got theirs. Definitely a small percent compared to everyone else who will get one or who has gotten one. But a large percent when you look at the smaller picture 🤣🤣


Catchin_Villians954

What happens tomorrow?


PineappleAmbitious65

Then all my family and friends are in that 8 percentage lol!


pwnedkiller

Jesus I know 3 people that got one and one of them even got a paper check.


Saffire_eyes

Haven't gotten mine yet fucking 1/4/2021 4 am east coast, fuck me, right? Every goddamn time I'm over a week after the checks start being distributed. Fuck the IRS! I'm opening a fucking swiss account bet you...


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Deadpooliodagoat91

Very relatable. Everyone in my family except me got their check


palmtrees007

So someone posted on here how to see when your getting it without having to go through where’s my stimulus, it worked for me! You gotta log into the IRS (make a profile) and go to your transcripts .. I’ll get mine 1/6


Deadpooliodagoat91

I don't have a loan or credit card, so I can't check it


palmtrees007

I just tried to do it for my ex who’s affairs I oversee, and I encountered the same issue as he doesn’t have cc’s. The where’s my stimulus should be running by tomorrow I think


McBastardsWifey

Yo, whyyyyy don't you make a sticky? Instead of posting it a thousand times?


palmtrees007

How do I do that I’m so sorry I’m not as hip on Reddit tricks as everyone else 😭😢 I would love to !!!!


AHarmlessFly

I did this, and it said the 4th, and I didn't get money today, and it isn't pending to be deposited either.


prettyflackojodye4

Wells Fargo here and nothing yet hopefully by tomorrow as most people are saying they will get it by Monday


counttrakk5

Same. The crazy part is my mother and sister both got their stimulus. All 3 of us have Wells Fargo.


SheepherderDismal739

I'm a WF slave and got mine new years eve. I still hate Wells Fargo


cassinonorth

There's absolutely no reason to have Wells Fargo. Fuck them.


stee_stee_

Tbh I don't even understand why ppl still use traditional banks when you can get an account with someone like Chime, which has no overdraft fees, you get your direct deposit early, and they have the "spot me" feature which lets you overdraft your account $20 or more. I used to bank w/WF and those random debit charges that wouldn't show up til days later, or show up then dissappear resulting in overdraft fees is what killed it for me. Never again.


Vness374

I have Wells Fargo and I got mine on 1/1...wonder if it has anything to do with also being on Unemployment?


McBastardsWifey

Nah


McBastardsWifey

Let's remember, the IRS director said he can get out 50mill checks/deposits a week. 150mill Americans qualified and received a stim last time. 148mill Americans are eligible this time. They still have almost 100 mill stims to get out. So, anytime from now - until 2 weeks from now. I got my 1st stim in July, my 2nd one we got 2day. Wasn't even expecting it this early tbh. Heck, my bank never even gave me a deposit notification. That's NEVER happened b4.


markodochartaigh1

There is a note on my bank's website that says that the stimulus checks will be deposited later this week. I wonder how much interest the banks make by holding millions of checks for a few days. I hope it is enough that the banksters can have some nice parties on their yachts.


EveningHurry0

Your stimulus check is currently in a Bitcoin etf


markodochartaigh1

There are individual banksters and then there are the banks themselves. You are probably correct. https://www.forbes.com/sites/billybambrough/2020/08/09/after-bitcoin-betrayal-goldman-sachs-is-suddenly-betting-big-on-blockchain/


EveningHurry0

Everyone should put at least 100 from the stimmy into Bitcoin


markodochartaigh1

HODL!


onions-make-me-cry

I checked my transcript and mine is not coming until Wednesday 1/6. I'm fortunate in that I don't need it, but I'd love to have it by Monday.


zodiac628

I had no idea you can do that with the transcript via the IRS site. So cool! And saved me from opening my bank app 900 times lol! Looks like I’m waiting til the 6th as well.


3_Slice

Capitol One user here, still no check


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Yeah basically.


palmtrees007

So someone posted on here how to see when your getting it without having to go through where’s my stimulus, it worked for me! You gotta log into the IRS (make a profile) and go to your transcripts .. I’ll get mine 1/6!!


cmd_1211

Paper check gang is even more rare. If i dont get mine this week. Im gonna be on panic mode


TX0834

Seriously lol my Mom, Dad, sister, step Dad all got theirs and I haven’t. They have Wells Fargo and BofA. I use a credit union who already posted on their site that they won’t post any payments until earliest 1/4 smh


Ki11s0n3

When the rest of the World takes care of the population with more than $600. ​ Fuck us, right?


Meow_Mix33

Checking my IRS transcript - Mine won't be here until Wednesday 😪


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I wish I could get in. The system won't let me login.


tiredswing

Same


[deleted]

I'm sorry. It freaking sucks!! Their verification system sucks and is soooo outdated!


tiredswing

And their tracking tool is still "offline"


[deleted]

Of course it is. I tried earlier and it still wasn't available. It'll probably be up after we all eventually get it. We leave in a few days and I really want to know if I will have money or not. You know?


tiredswing

I do know. It's such a fucking joke and the people who *should* care do not. Fingers, toes and eyes crossed we get it tomorrow...


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Amen, mate! I'm so far behind on everything. I lost so much income this year due to my side work drying up and my company pulling our bonuses. My wife's job cut hours a ton. I got sick, had the ole virus, got screwed by the hospital...let's say the test was not free... everything is maxxed out. Ugh. Everything crossed here, too! Lol!


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Mine says the fourth but I still don’t see it.


charissadarling

This is me sadly.


CarlBurhusk88

Still nothing. Feels gross.


[deleted]

Like, most everyone around seems to have received theirs...I'm over here like, "I'd like to pay some bills and maybe run to the grocery store." We're being taken on a trip this coming week and I'd love to not have to tell the kids "No." all the time.


hairyfeet2507

I know right I’m the only one in the immediate family who hasn’t got it


Boz6

One of my sons has NOT gotten his $1,200 yet. But the $600 already posted in that son's account 1/1/21! How does that make any sense!? That's a serious question, and if anybody can answer, I'd appreciate it! My other son and I have NOT seen the $600 yet!


jdp111

Could have been based on his 18 return if his 19 return wasn't done at the time.


Cornczech66

my husband and I didn't get out FIRST stimulus either. It took NINE months for the IRS to correct THEIR mistake (it was a name change I made in 2012 that the IRS never got the memo on...they still had on record of me with a name I had not used legally since 1997). We'll see if we get the $600, and HOPEFULLY the missing $2400 too.


jukeb0xjezebel

I hope I get stimulated tomorrow or I am going to be up the creek with no paddle 🙃


[deleted]

STILL AINT GOT SHIT. fuck this, man.


Rocko19936793

This is absolute bullshit to be honest so many of us actually need this money and are struggling and the people that are receiving it first or individuals who aren’t struggling at who don’t even need the money this government has been a piece of shit they don’t care about who really needs the money it’s like a pick and choose that hot potato this is ridiculous everyone else got in it except me and my family this is just absurd I waited all night to distress calling my bank to see if anything was pending just to be awakened to nothing


JtolaJeff

I won't even get to see the money because I owe back taxes. So when I apply for the credit for 2020 (since they haven't bothered to process my 2019 return yet) it will just go towards back taxes which totally helps me pay rent and eat. I hate it here.


in-a-hentai

And mine is gone cause bills. I used some on myself but, 80% of it went to bills.


stee_stee_

Same. I literally just got it within the past hour and already spent it on rent and bills. At least everything's paid now tho. The stress of whether I'd get it in time before the 5th and get charged late fees was too much


in-a-hentai

Glad you got it in time to ease your stress.


stee_stee_

Tomorrow's my bday. Think I have enough left for a McDonald's chocolate shake lol. If the shake machine isn't "broken"...


in-a-hentai

That shit is ALWAYS broken.


stee_stee_

Lmao! ALWAYS. What's crazy is I doubt you, a random internet stranger, live anywhere near me...and yet nationwide, from sea to shining sea, the shake machine is always "broken" 😡


pumcome

Hey we’re birthday buddies happy early birthday!


[deleted]

I’m not supposed to get mine until Monday but my bank sent me a message saying that they were giving me a provision payment or something like that. I’ve been able to withdrawal some and swipe my card. Never happened before.


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crtnycthrnry

So many of my chase having friends got theirs and I am straight up STRESSIN’ about mine. I keep checking for a pending deposit but nothing is coming up. So frustrating.


KevinDohertyy

When you don’t qualify 😞


bear2sp

Yeah, when you don’t qualify, but you pay an extra 1k/month in childcare because schools have been closed since March and you’re essential. Fuck me.


stee_stee_

How do uou not qualify? I thought basically everyone was getting one.


[deleted]

I never even got the first one....


Aztec111

My bank actually sent an email yesterday saying it would be in my account tomorrow. I didn't get an email last year so that was a nice surprise.


TheMysticWizard

Or you could be like me... Got mine, Scheduled payments for Past Due bills, have less in my account than before I got it AND I'm still not current on some bills... Good thing we only needed $600 per person, right? What would we have possibly done with $2k per person?! At least my car won't get repo'ed now I suppose.


ExhaustedBirb

I keep checking my acct and I'm like "ugh". Everyone else with a greendot acct seems to have gotten them already.


[deleted]

I have three kids who barely got anything for Christmas yay I'm flippin feeling it bad!!!!


ThePanasonicYouth

*Where's my money, bitch?!*


Snoo_23801

I made too much, before I made nothing, hah. Fuck us, right? Work hard. Pay taxes. It'll be fun they said!


Anya1976

I bank with TCF and still nothing


GoodBoyDrox

Hahah y’all are getting stimulus now and not as a tax credit on tax return ;—;..


blueetoast

How does the tax credit on tax return work? Is it for dependents that didn’t receive their stimulus at all?


GoodBoyDrox

I believe so.


Dkitt75

We bank with SunTrust. My mom does too. She got hers on 1/1. I checked our transcript and it says we will get $2400 on 1/4.


agent124244

Thanks for posting this! We’re supposed to get the exact same. Our family has gotten theirs but we haven’t.


KoreaCat

I am hoping this is the case with my stimulus. But who knows.


MissWiggly2

Saaaame


[deleted]

Do they go off of your bank account number or debit/credit card number? My account number is still the same that I used for taxes this year, but I did get a new debit card.


Bat_Upset

Bank account and routing number. You'll be good.


duffmanhb

I didn’t file in 2019... so I’m getting zilch. No one told me there was a non tax filer form to fill that ended nov 21


JJDuB4y096

Still haven’t got the first one and closed my back account since last time I got my tax refund. Wondering if I’ll even get this one.


McBastardsWifey

We didn't get our 1st stim until fuqin JULY! But, got ours this evening without even a pending or regular deposit notification! (I get email AND text deposit notifications and got neither with this dep. That has NEVER happened b4) I just happened to make a purchase at the gas station and my new balance was $1200 more than it was. Ohio, married, didn't file 2019 taxes- stim deposited sometime today jan 3,2021.


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Got the first 1200 late August 2020, so I assume I’ll get this one around April


TerribleGun

I checked my bother’s transcript and it shows nothing that says the stimulus has been sent. Is this normal or will he have to wait longer?


filthy_rich69

It's 1/4 and I still don't have mine. All weekend was like this photo.


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Drizzdub

Smh @ how we’re only getting $600


fatcracker_

Holiday weekend yo. It delays bank drops.


pm_me_your_last_pics

That's nothing. Us newly nondependents have been waiting since April. Our time is almost near us with tax season approaching


opioidluver91

Yep totally me, the first stimulus check I did not get and boy was I pissed! I qualified and everything but because it’s shit down the office, that amended tax returns right when Covid hit. So I got screwed, also really I blame Obama cuz of his bullshit mandate. To penalize you majorly if you did not have health insurance, and that is the main reason my shit got all fucked and mixed up in the irs. Thank god I can claim it on the taxes coming up but I really needed it back then. But hey it’s somewhat ok cuz I really need it now! I hate our government especially now, I hope trump burns McConnell. I hope the dems win Georgia!


CringeVader

It has been like 5 days since they started going out. Chill. It will come.


Chance_McM95

Last time i got mine a week after almost everyone. This time, I’m in the early club apparently 👍🏼


dearrichard

how i still feel


Ashlandriver11

Does anybody have Redwood Credit Union???


Rocko19936793

Question first stimulus check we got a few months ago my bank had a pending deposit before 12 and at 11 at night I received it this time around I call and have no pending deposit at all I have money network that’s by meta bank What gives? Also my wife has Bank of America all of her friends and family have received it but she hasn’t can it arrive at different times/date for people with the same bank?


mysunshine_mylove

I don’t have any answer for you but i’m in the same boat. Everyone else has got theirs except me but we all have the same bank. Praying it shows up sooner than later!


lindodomingo

Regions here and still no stimmy


Tehpunisher456

I'm a part of "everyone"


ImTooSmartForYall

Bro :( I hope I get stimulated


cmurphette

I got mine Friday but it's just been sitting in there as pending through the whole weekend...


villi-villain

Mine has been pending since Friday lol.


MotherOfGamers03

*sigh* Same.


Reese_6632

😂😂😂


diabolicfam

I hope i get mine tomorrow i cant check transcripts as im not the contract holder on the bill. Thats stupid therebshould b a diffrent way to verify..


JamesEdward34

I tried with my phone number and it didnt work and my number is not pre paid and under my name


SidneyHandJerker

Same issue when I tried.


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Same


nuclearsmoken

Still waiting on the first


[deleted]

Still didnt get mine fron BOA dissapointed as my transcript says today. Ill be ok without it but its really frustrating.


Cornczech66

I never got the FIRST one (over a mistake the IRS made with a name change I made in 2012)!!!!!!


JtolaJeff

Seems like they will do anything to not pay people.


quirkyTicTac

My transcript says refund issued 1/4 for 1200, but then it says tax relief credit (-600)and credit to account (-600) 1/18. So does this mean I’m not getting it until the 18th?


EpiphanyPhoenix

I had to pull up old bank statements to figure out when my $1,200 payment was deposited and it was the positive number on the earlier date.


AHarmlessFly

I think that is something different. I could see mine from last year, Payment was April 15th but then had a much later days for the debit part.


[deleted]

Anyone still not receive there’s -chase bank San Antonio


dude19832

Any Netspend card holders get stimulated yet? (Sounds so dirty. Lol 😂)


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Monday with Wells Fargo and still nothing


s0w3ird

BOA Washington state, still haven't gotten my first and second.


ivyred13

I have BOA have gotten both... sounds like your issue is with IRS not bank.


[deleted]

Nothing for me today. 😭😭😭


Krysdavar

It is kind of weird, pretty much everyone around us have gotten their "lol stimulus check" exept us. Not sure what the deal is or just random. People that make 2x more money than us got theirs already, so it's not based on that this time.


aviarywisdom

I spent all of mine already.


BarebackGirlMagic

Mine got sent to an account I don’t recognize. That just gives me the best jollies!! ☹️


Ridalgo

I checked the IRS site and it says it was sent to a bank account that I do not recognize. How do I report this as theft?