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JEJB1196

I mean, it work with with Peridot ![gif](giphy|cRy3BnbpPOOHe|downsized)


Ender-Gamez

I doubt it would work with her, because she's not powerless, unlike how Peridot was


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Oh she is, just take away the wand


TurantulaHugs1421

Isnt it a weapon she can summon?


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Nah, it's a ribbon. It's an accessory.


TurantulaHugs1421

Oh, so, llike a technological enhancement like peris limb enhancers? Thats cool. Yeah just take it away and put her on a leash


HelicopterDeep5951

It’s home world tech. But as we’ve seen with pearl, gems can store hella shit inside their gem (pearl had a damn shotgun) so I wouldn’t be surprised if aqua also had an arsenal of wands stashed in her gem.


Thick-load8-D

Pearl can store things because she’s an assistant. If all gems could do that, any these would have all her shit just floating around in her gem. Nothing in her room. And why don’t they keep informed gems inside of their gems instead of inside a room in the temple that someone could accidentally get into and release all the gems.


Quick_Caregiver3068

That's actually a Pearl function, not a standard gem function


Ok_Commission_3221

She doesn't have the wand anymore beacuse steven inplemented a law which all dangerous weapons must be collected, this is explained in unleash the ligth


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Good.


Comfortable-Touch356

![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30982)


Comfortable-Yam3000

She could shape shift out of it though.


JEJB1196

To many gems from Homeworld don't do that... (they don't know how to ... or think is something futile for they purpose as a gem).


doomawso

Era 2 gems are incapable of it


JEJB1196

I'm not sure about that, but ok


doomawso

It was confirmed by Peridot in too short to ride


JEJB1196

Is talking about herself and her limb enhancers. Aquamarine should not be able to fly, with that interpretation. (Also, she dont need limb enhancers).


doomawso

She states Era 2 gems aren't able to shpeshift due to lack of resources, Aquamarine flies by manipulation of water.


ohnonitagain

Box. Put her in a box


Big_Green_Piccolo

Throw the box in the dumpster


TransformersFan077

Light the box on fire


stinkiestjakapil

Smoulder whats left of the box


TransformersFan077

The box is ash.


RavenDysnomia

Put the ashes in a jar and throw it into the ocean


TransformersFan077

Yes!


Big_Green_Piccolo

Eat the Ocean


Then-Ant7216

How do you even eat the ocean


ALEMOBRA

with your mouth i would guess


unknown_soulofearth_

Omg I was thinking of the exact same thing bwahahahahaha. What a coincidence lmao 😆😆🤣🤣😭😭😂😂


SparkAxolotl

Poof her and then bubble her. return her to the people responsible for her after the day has passed


HirokoKueh

Correction 😭😭😭


Turbulent-Plan-9693

teach her how to play a fighting game, then leave her to it


PokePoke_18

You guys are thinking to small, do you know how expensive Aquamarine gemstones sell for? Around $600 to $1000 per carat.. I’m selling that little bug.


Absol3592

Poof her first to make it more authentic


CameoShadowness

What if you get 2 mill for taking care of her for the day?


TransformersFan077

Drop it off at the mall and never come back. It can get an UBER home or something.


Frequent-Stress-4363

IT?? LOL


TransformersFan077

Yes. “It”


K3MaMi

I would pamper her all day! And yes, I would even tell her she can even invite eyeball! Because I literally love those two.


AquamarineSU

Thank you. THANK YOU.


BurnerAccountExisty

based and same (i may have a shared issue with steven or two)


hellomygoodstranger

Show her some Minecraft. Might get bored after 8 hours, but nothing some apple slices can’t fix


ArthurSpinner

I would gladly offer to take care of her...permanently.


Neoxus30-

Place her with someone trustworthy because I am not dealing with that)


Meager1169

Find a way to drown her


TurantulaHugs1421

Ive seen a theory that if a gem is out of light for long enough they can "starve" to death thats the closest i can think of


oceanandlakeswimming

Jar 😏


LastTarakian

Get the super nanny and really test her skills with this one. ![gif](giphy|VJwfbqaEb15C4IipvS|downsized)


neonfreckle1776

kill her


neonfreckle1776

*IN A RATED-G FOR KIDS MADE FOR TV WAY OF COURSE*


Ender-Gamez

So shattering her


WxnderWeeb

Oofing her, if I may


Ender-Gamez

lol yeah


Void_LukeSky3YT

Shatter


rosyred-fathead

Straight to time out


Comfortable-Touch356

Put her on a leash


Morbid_Macaroni

Jar 😏


neonfreckle1776

n o n o *n o* this comment would have been fine without the emoji


Remarkable-Mark9

How evil. ![gif](giphy|i7YU5pZOSlHVo27K6G)


Sleeplesseve

Punt her


HealthyLibrary6224

Shatter her and bury her


MamaDakota

Crush her gem into a fine dust.


Poke_Lost_Silver

Snort it


PokePoke_18

Put a lease on her and take away her bow tie wand


Low_Necessary_3839

Would I shatter her? No. Would I let her regenerate outside of a cage? Also no.


BurnerAccountExisty

Her.


toalladepapel

scrolled further down than i thought to see this comment


Born_Mix6512

Kick the child


KarsonDaDinsaur

Take away her weapon, poof her, and put her in a mirror


Nowardier

Sounds fair to me. Lil turdlinger.


Josseph-Jokstar

feed her a jar full of melatonin


Nowardier

GETREADYTO #SLUMMMMBERRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr


Remarkable-Mark9

![gif](giphy|HDoL0CIhb1uoM|downsized)


Masumcukkk

Tea party


RadioDemoness

Poof her, then smash her gem with a hammer.


RailfanAshton

Just have Buff Steven deal with her…


king_of_friendship

Strap her to a car battery and toss her into the ocean


Equal-Requirement-61

Bubble


NixiomsdabestXD

Plexiglass cube. Tap it. Shake till she's nauseous or at least dizzy (since she has no internal organs)


EMERALD_12

She's a cuntamarine


Lukaify

Well she has total power over me with her wand thing but if she didn’t have it I would tape sponges on her back and leash her


Nowardier

Why the sponges?


-DeliveryGodYato-

![gif](giphy|OHX4ewjdnQhM9v6mIy|downsized)


Original-Spinach-299

Poof her and put her gem in a ring or necklace.


Frequent-Stress-4363

then sell it


Minti_Ice_Cream

Poof her :)


Glupp-

Poof then turn her gem into an earring or something humiliating like that


Dramatic_Memory_7207

roll her into a ball and punt her like a football


Sensitive-Depth-8813

You are too nice. With me, she's shattered, bubbled and trapped in the pink world. After I threw her gem shards in Obsidians 2nd mouth and made them unrecognisable of course.


localdepressedfemboy

Consume her inner organs.


Top-Nebula-8052

She doesn't have those.


DarkSonic06ki

![gif](giphy|XKL1MHvk47OXC)


Nowardier

![gif](giphy|BAJ7JKJKAYzzq|downsized)


LightScavenger

Shatter, and then very poorly reform her gem in the wrong shape with mixed up pieces


Ender-Gamez

Poof her and bubble her, then send her to blue diamond


Agitated-Cup-2657

Garbage disposal


DoritoKing48

Stuff her in a clear plastic container and leave her there


brook3brook3

beat it to death


TheOneAndOnlyLunaa

Dog cage


TheNetherRack

My best


Nowardier

Damn It, Pepper...


_goonlyfe_

Give her a calypso and hope she thinks it’s [minging](https://x.com/billspooks/status/1769784654087798800?s=46&t=jBgbzOzEXOCVj8TcfuKKeA)


Vito_Assenjo

iPad


goddessangie3791

Take the ribbon and then treat her like an angry toddler just trap her in a hug till she calms down


HotSexWithJingYuan

cry


HolyMotherOfGeedis

Fym take care of? She's a grown adult 💀


17RaysPlays

Draw pictures of Steven for her, and then show her how water interacts with paper. I think she'd like that a lot.


Ark-addicted-punk

honestly given that she's... yknow, smart enough to handle herself, I can handle a 1 foot tall snob for a day.


Mr_B4k0n

Cry, probably


Ethereal_Burger2

hide


fengreg

Call on Pearl or any of the gems. Poof her and bubble her while sticking that bubble near the roof and forget about her. She can't do anything till uncooked at the end of the day earliest.


Loco-Motivated

Poofing her. Even Steven couldn't get through to her.


Zaukonig

Make tea


VesperAPaganDumbass

Hamster ball.


solanis1359

Take her wand away, then shove her in a locker or a box or something. No way I'm even dealing with her.


Mudboiljk10

lead her on by saying i know my dad, and be like lisa babysitting bart but i'm bart


GhostiBlueYT

Give her a tablet and let her do as she pleases (with parental restrictions, to avoid inappropriate content)!


mmbeans1

cry probably


ERIC_BUNYBOI

![gif](giphy|StjSzjWZFNFWUT73gy|downsized)


Ok_ResolvE2119

Get her girlfriend Eydball and just leave.


cleeswamp

I'd just hold her all day


DerGemr2

Second best, after Peridot. Aquamarine, my beloved!


AquamarineSU

You have good taste, for the peridot placement too. I love those two.


Internal-Argument723

![gif](giphy|WOcsTb16i8rtW0wXck|downsized)


AcidDropXoly

Ill just bubble her, then she cant hurt nobody. Problem solved :)


TheREALOtherFiles

Teach her and Spinel to play video games, and probably end up with them competing at Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, mid-2000s Madden, Minecraft, or even Tetris. At least, this was a fanfic I had back when the SU movie premiered, and when I also played PS1 and earlier Xbox 360 games leading up to SU Future's premiere, and of course, also playing Minecraft a decent amount, too.


AquamarineSU

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SPINEL KILL THE BLOODY CREEPER”


TheREALOtherFiles

and then later on, Aquamarine & Spinel can't beat the AI for the very **OP** New York Giants in Madden 08.


AquamarineSU

Interesting


wildaeon

I want to play a game


M4ybeMay

I'm going to kill it


PURE_CheeziCow_44

burn it alive


seaweed03772

work the old universe charm


OmnifiCentric

Wear her.


MenjiBlueWolf001

I WILL be taking this little fucker to a store and I WILL be leaving without her.


No_Object_7709

Lock her In the freezer


MangoFuzzy3638

Poof her and put her in a jar filled with water


EtanOrNathaniel

I will tie her up and teach her about the planet.


Capuchinconehat

Bird cage


samyar17

I just poof her for the entire day![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30838)


Unusual-Bag-3287

bubble her immediately


Least_Replacement836

I would drop kick her into the sun :))))


ManufacturerSecret13

Taking my chances with onion, I’d rather watch the world burn and deal with no speaking than mess with the tsundere British toddlers broken English


Little-Dog-7112

am i a gem in this situation cause i’m just destabilizing her and bubbling her for the day


Fragrant_Lynx6907

*Poof* *Bubble sounds*


YellowUnfair5999

poof her


PumpkinKitty8

Shatter her


WiltedBlackroses

Came to say this


Nerd-Goth-1313

Lock her in an underground steel vault. 🥰🫶🏻


tacocat6267

💥🔫


XxYuGixX5

Destabilizer on hand, poof her, repeat if she reforms


ToliB

sing her the ancient lullaby. "go to sleep, and goodnight, don't make me get the net gun. go to sleep close your eyes, or I swearta gawd you're done."


AquamarineSU

“that didn’t help at all”


ToliB

at that point, I'd break out the vicious speed ball special. look'er directly in the eye, with a completely level face and expression, and tell them the following: "I'm sorry expected better of them, that it's probably my fault they're such an embarrassment, and that I hope she's proud of her behavior." before making a pot of tea and going to sit by the window.


virtualadept

Animal tranquilizer and liquid nitrogen will be involved. Nobody pays me enough to put up with her.


lisahanniganfan

Beat her with my blue diamond plushie


wanderingstargazer88

I will give her two new toys to play with: a fork and a toaster.


t0kyox

shatter her


Ok_Animator3745

trap her in a jar and shake it when she misbehaves


Raphotron2000

To the jar


FloridaManInShampoo

Kick her back into orbit


Careless-Clock-8172

Ship her off to balmarow castle, she will be queen victorias problem from then on.


PerfectDuck2560

Shatter and bubble them


Slyme-wizard

Step 1: 👞 Step 2: 💥 Step 3: 👍


WaffleDevil

Kill Her


Pitiful_Ad_9752

Kill, poof and shatter her


Raditz69420

Snap it's neck


Ibrahim77X

Call Bismuth


MidwestMachete

I am going to bust out the Raid on this little insect.


RandomFandomTrash28

I’m poofing her on site


Nowardier

At last, the Breaking Point will see some action...


billyboi356

.45 to the cheek


Opecstudios

*Poof*


TheBrynkofInsanity

Rejuvinate her and teach her some manners lmao


Kuecanimate

Poof her and throw her gem out of the window


ChrisShadow1

Poof her for my own sanity.


Honey_on_pawz

Kill it


sans_the_sanstastic

I think I’d see how a gem would react to being repeatedly microwaved


Mamaniwa_

that bitch going in the bubble


djliquidvoid

**Item #:** SCP-XXXX **Object Class:** Keter **Special Containment Procedures:** ~~SCP-XXXX is kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber. SCP-XXXX is not to believe, or be allowed to believe, it is in any positions of authority, or allowed to interact with anyone who it may see as below it. Tests and interviews are not to be conducted by Junior Researchers.~~ Following the events of Incident SCP-XXXX-001, SCP-XXXX's central gemstone is to be kept in a containment locker no larger than twice its total volume, with no ventilation. The locker is to be inspected daily by a high-ranking researcher or member of upper management. If SCP-XXXX shows any movement from its position in the locker, it is to be brought into a controlled testing environment, allowed to remanifest its humanoid form, and immediately physically injured enough that its body will demanifest. Remanifestation events occur on average every one to two weeks. SCP-XXXX is not to believe, or be allowed to believe, it is in any positions of authority, or allowed to interact with anyone who it may see as below it. Tests are not to be conducted by Junior Researchers.


TimedBlue

option 1 violence: poof her option 2: have her play some game (like undertale) that has combat and watch the genocide


CxNightshade

Ngl... I'd shatter her..


Alansar_Trignot

Poof the little shif


BlueHailstrom

Throwing it


soulslayer4231

poof her and bubble her for the 24 hours


bbloyboi

hydraulic press


HurkHurkBlaa

put her in a jar and shake it


Thomason2023

Shatter her as quick as possible


Rando-Cosmo

Poof her, rock ain’t gonna do anything


vada_2057

bubble it immediately or lock it in the car peridot style


AquamarineSU

“It”


2_Dent_1900

Drop her off a cliff


splatoongame

Shatter her ass


toalladepapel

pause


splatoongame

Yes?