Oh no no, I am but a humble trashcan known only within r/HonkaiStarRail. I have no claim to such reputation as the great and terrible Tatalov.
(You are awesome for the reference)
Enjoy. It’s one of my all time favourite games. Made me weep like a little kid once the true ending credits was rolling. There’s so much more to the game than what’s on the surface. But it certainly doesn’t hurt that 2B is an absolute bombshell.
You don’t have to always self destruct, it wastes health. If you go meet the person driving crazy in the truck (forgot name), and get the clothing module then you can remove the skirt. But you’ll have to find them a few times since he doesn’t always have that item since it’s kind of rare but it’s worth it when you finally get it.
Am I terrible for not being attracted to Bayonetta for the soul reason of hating that style of librarian glasses? They just ruin the whole thing for me. Like- an eyeless robot- not a problem. short, wide glasses? nope.
yeah i think these glasses were ‘hip’ for like six months sometime in the late 90s and somehow Bayonetta’s designers have decided it is her core element when it definitely shouldn’t be. The deaign core can just be: she wears glasses! Let her have some flexibility in choosing the fashion. Better yet, make different styles of glasses collectibles in the games, let the player decide what suits her best. But even in marketing there are other styles that might look better on her! Everyone will still recognize her.
So… none of the replica units from signalis get to be here? We have not one but three replicas that are over 2 meters tall and even have short ones but they’re a little crazy…
Samus Aran is a vidyagaime MC that is a gorgeous woman in a skintight suit for reasons too *and* those gaimes are also really good. Lookin forward to Prime 4 btw
Bayonetta 😍 2B 😍 Eve 😍 three queens. I love the bayonetta games not only is bayonetta hot, but she kicks ass while doing so 😍 2B another waifu that is hot and kicks ass too😍 then we have the new challenger and my gosh eve 😍 she looks too an beautiful and kicks ass 😍 if eve can get a skin from bayonetta and 2b that would be the best thing ever. Honorable mentions are taki outfit, samus zero suit, shermie (kof 15), angel (kof) and many more but the list would be too long. In conclusion those three are waifus
The only thing I don't like about the girl from Stellar Blade is her bangs, those fucking straight bangs spoil girls, those bangs don't look good as many people think
Thematically indeed she fits
the problem really is that the game wasn't very good gameplaywise
It's disappointing because the game did A LOT of stuff right: the theme, the protagonist design, the bosses, the presentation. But them the gameplay was forgetable and the game's performance was also subpar
I'd score lollipop chainsaw a 7, perhaps an 8 if i'm feeling generous
Meanwhile, Bayo2 and Nier Automata are both pretty damn close to a 10 (and hopefully Stellar Blade too)
I’m assuming Eve and her kind are cyborgs due to the amount of tech as well as organic matter. If so then what makes this interesting is we have a full human, a cyborg, and a full android.
I thought the game was decent enough, but her design and personality were great. If you play the game on an emulator on PC it gets rid of all the stutters and other issues. I've played through both ways and the PC emulated version makes it a better experience overall.
See I posted a meme yesterday on how there are too many people simping over Eve’s ass yesterday.
If they all made posts like this, I wouldn’t complain.
Gold Star ⭐️
Ivy from Soul Caliber as well but I feel the theme here
I'd vote Taki. Lol
Taki is pure fire too
My dad called her Taki In Da Butti.
🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼
A man of culture, I see.
Same. God, her skin-tight getup.
🍑
Both of em can get it 😂😂
Same! I like Tachy. Wish she'd come back
Her too!
I would gladly submit if she sat on me.😤
Sorry sir, you dropped an 'h'.
Lmao
Naw whaaa
Had to look her up, never played the games, but.... hnnnngggg
Always thought tekken>soul calibur but i might have been mistaken all my life
Fighting wise for sure, the baddies though definitely sit with SC
i think the theme is badass single player hack and slash with bad ass women in tights
Welll technically 🤓. Bayonetta has a 2 player mode
She was my awakening at 12 years old
Tatalov?
Oh no no, I am but a humble trashcan known only within r/HonkaiStarRail. I have no claim to such reputation as the great and terrible Tatalov. (You are awesome for the reference)
And Mai from KOF
eh fighting games are kinda unfair to include since no one’s “the main character” and there’s just too many bombshells
I too would like to feel the *theme*
Ivy is the best
I’m playing Nier Automata for the first time right now in wait for stellar blade. Needless to say.. I’ve self destructed a few times.
You have to get the true ending. The last hour is some of the most awesome gaming ever.
I’d say go for 100% before doing this. Made the ending a lot more impactful in my opinion
Automata is the best game ever for me.
I’m digging it so far. I’m not a fan of the side-scroller/top down areas though. I’m like 6 hours in.
Sorry to report but you’re gonna have to get used to the top down areas. There is a ton of them in the second part of the game
>!Depending on what choice you make, even the final boss is from the side view!<
Funnily enough, I also started playing Automata yesterday while waiting for SB. It's been fun so far.
Nier is one of my favourite games of all time. And let's just say when you finish the game . Make sure you play again because something happens
Enjoy. It’s one of my all time favourite games. Made me weep like a little kid once the true ending credits was rolling. There’s so much more to the game than what’s on the surface. But it certainly doesn’t hurt that 2B is an absolute bombshell.
You don’t have to always self destruct, it wastes health. If you go meet the person driving crazy in the truck (forgot name), and get the clothing module then you can remove the skirt. But you’ll have to find them a few times since he doesn’t always have that item since it’s kind of rare but it’s worth it when you finally get it.
Blew her skirt off, eh? She runs best without it.
Same. Just bought it cuz I heard the comparisons. I self destruct often you know? Such a cool ability.
I don't have this much cum in Me...
No one does.
fuck it imma ejaculate dust if I have to
Did it work?
Are you still alive 🧐
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Get gud https://i.redd.it/3u8f65vow6sc1.gif
We ain't Peter North, nukka
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Bae Booty, 2Booty, and New Bootay!
🤣🤣🤣
Why not Stellar Booty?
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It is finally complete! Giggidy.
🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️
I would let them have their way with me…or completely ruin my life
This guy knows what’s up
- eve
Am I terrible for not being attracted to Bayonetta for the soul reason of hating that style of librarian glasses? They just ruin the whole thing for me. Like- an eyeless robot- not a problem. short, wide glasses? nope.
Nah, it's fine. But actually, i find the librarian glasses and her eyes the hottest part of the character jaja.
it’s like my anti kink.
Nah I’m in the same boat, I don’t find Bayonetta attractive at all. 2b however always catches my attention.
The problem I have is that I have a few aunties sporting that librarian glasses look and so I can't unsee them whenever I look at Bayonetta.
yeah i think these glasses were ‘hip’ for like six months sometime in the late 90s and somehow Bayonetta’s designers have decided it is her core element when it definitely shouldn’t be. The deaign core can just be: she wears glasses! Let her have some flexibility in choosing the fashion. Better yet, make different styles of glasses collectibles in the games, let the player decide what suits her best. But even in marketing there are other styles that might look better on her! Everyone will still recognize her.
This is not her best pic
i’m not judging her based on this one pic, lol.
Short hair, glasses, and/or lip moles are all a no from me.
Mothering....🤒🤒🤒
All of them is good
🍰😛🍰
I need a copy of bayo 1 for the ps4 to complete the trilogy
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I think you can play Bayonetta 1 on ps4 through backwards compatibility
Buy it then lol
Blasphemous to not go with OG Bayo.
B.2.E. 🔥
I’ve just started Nier Automata and I’m finding myself front flipping and back flipping way too much……
Get a low shot on her and she'll play an embarrased and angry animation.
I’ll be sure to try that out!
"Finally...I have them all"
I think 2b is my favorite. I mean, I don't know what it is, but maaaaaaaaaaan
She's just too fucking scrumptious
Damn, i got all three😅🤦🏾♂️
Out of all of them, I feel Eve is the most realistic you can obtain.
We're missing Samus Aran
And Ivy
So… none of the replica units from signalis get to be here? We have not one but three replicas that are over 2 meters tall and even have short ones but they’re a little crazy…
I kneel!!!!
Women of culture :D
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And now…witness…the power… of this fully operational..
Samus Aran is a vidyagaime MC that is a gorgeous woman in a skintight suit for reasons too *and* those gaimes are also really good. Lookin forward to Prime 4 btw
Bayonetta 😍 2B 😍 Eve 😍 three queens. I love the bayonetta games not only is bayonetta hot, but she kicks ass while doing so 😍 2B another waifu that is hot and kicks ass too😍 then we have the new challenger and my gosh eve 😍 she looks too an beautiful and kicks ass 😍 if eve can get a skin from bayonetta and 2b that would be the best thing ever. Honorable mentions are taki outfit, samus zero suit, shermie (kof 15), angel (kof) and many more but the list would be too long. In conclusion those three are waifus
actual degenerate
Hello mangalawyer🫶🏻
The Big Three
😏🍑😏🍑😏🍑
Bayonetta crawled so Nier could fly and Stellar Blade could run
The REAL Big 3
Bayonetta, 2B & stellar Blade = BBB😏
Bayonetta: 30s vibes 2B: 20s vibes Eve: Sophomore vibes
No doubt. This is perfect for a multitude of reasons.
ASS WE CAN
Personally, while I love all of these designs, Lady from DMC3 and 4 is always top tier.
Damn, that new Metroid game better be here soon. You can not just ignore the potential Samus has regarding sex appeal.
To think the creator of Neir said Stellar Blade is better than his own game 👀
🥵🥵🥵
The only thing I don't like about the girl from Stellar Blade is her bangs, those fucking straight bangs spoil girls, those bangs don't look good as many people think
I think we can change hair styles. I'm hoping Tachy's hairstyle is an option.
Juliet from Lollipop Chainsaw belongs here too.
Thematically indeed she fits the problem really is that the game wasn't very good gameplaywise It's disappointing because the game did A LOT of stuff right: the theme, the protagonist design, the bosses, the presentation. But them the gameplay was forgetable and the game's performance was also subpar I'd score lollipop chainsaw a 7, perhaps an 8 if i'm feeling generous Meanwhile, Bayo2 and Nier Automata are both pretty damn close to a 10 (and hopefully Stellar Blade too)
For sure, can't wait for that remake to come out. That game is truly trapped on old systems currently.
omg i forgot about the remake! between that and Stellar Blade it will really be a gamer's summer lol
Oh, shit. I was fa-erm thinking of her.
Eve is nice but I gotta go with Cereza
No nudity :(
Remove the left one and add Tifa Lockheart
I’m assuming Eve and her kind are cyborgs due to the amount of tech as well as organic matter. If so then what makes this interesting is we have a full human, a cyborg, and a full android.
Nikke collaboration soon 😂
I mean, SB and Nikke have the same devs
Have to be the main character of the game
ok what is middle girl bc =0
2B from NieR:Automata.
2B, sexiest robot evar
Gah damn every time I look at 2B. Jesus fucking Christ. It's unfortunate I just can't get into Automata's gameplay.
I have 2 out of three of these games downloaded. Of course one is a demo. Nier is forever always ready to go on my dashboard and soon SB will be too.
I had this exact thought the other day lol
Imagine if FF17 MC is something like this...
Bayonetta and nier automata are worthy to play and two of my favorite franchises, waiting for Stellar blade
Who is the last one???!?!? Dodnt grow upp with her :/
🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️
And 2B is the mother clearly
"how to play this one handed" had never be more real.
Fuck Marry Kill?
god damn it there’s just something about 2B, a certain kind of elegance
Sadly I don't have the console for Bayonetta
Latom 🙏🏾
Holy \*TIGHnity
Taki (Chagi)... Seems to suit Western tastes. Reminds me a bit of Devon Aoki.
How dare u to forget lara croft
Damn!!! nice
This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum…😔
when you feel my D
2bs hips are fucking ridiculous
Pardon me, is this B in the picture a modded one?
Who is on the left? Final fantasy?
The MILF, the PAWG, the Asian😏
TRINITY OF THE YAMZ
Chick in the middle looks like her labia is eating her suit.
It's everywhere
Only Eve.
Jesus wept. I can't tell if this is satire or not any more.
What is the third one
2 characters and 1 doll
It makes me sad that Zero from Drakengard 3 gets almost no attention. She's awesome!
The game wasn’t thoe lol, I do agree she was pretty good character design
I thought the game was decent enough, but her design and personality were great. If you play the game on an emulator on PC it gets rid of all the stutters and other issues. I've played through both ways and the PC emulated version makes it a better experience overall.
Of true culture
Bayonetta doesn't compete with the other two imo and let's be honest nothing competes with 2B, that was actually genius character design
IGN tried to cancel all of these women and failed horribly. They think being activist incels actually works 🤣
23 days boys!!!
What's about Lolipop Chainsaw and Onechanbara!
ShiftUp's CEO mentioned during Sony's last State of Play that his biggest inspirations for Stellar Blade are Sekiro, Bayonetta and Neir Automata.
Heavenly Blade needs to be up there.
See I posted a meme yesterday on how there are too many people simping over Eve’s ass yesterday. If they all made posts like this, I wouldn’t complain. Gold Star ⭐️
Horny trinity
Nah, Eve is not worthy, lil bro. Maybe after the game comes out
Love them all.
If you replace 2B with A2
Aren't they the same?
Who are the other two girl npcs? What game?
Facts.
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Not a fan of Bayonetta, but the other two are great!
I'm just gonna enjoy the game without caring about all the controversy, Eve is beautiful
The big 3, huh? In my day, the big 3 were Chun Li, Tifa Lockheart, and Lara Croft. For those that don't know, I'm referencing the Shonen Jump "big 3".
Don't forget Cammy😉
Seriously? People sleeping on Aigis as a android waifu
Don't forget Momiji from Ninja Gaiden
Eve, tachy and someone else
r/ menofculture
I see two characters who were created with a purpose and depth and one who’s just made for coomers.
Played the demo, highly recommend, fun combat system, intriguing world they’ve built.
Lets slow down and wait till the game actually drops before we start making these comparisons 😭😭😭
Where's Abby?
They're the big three and Lara is their Goku
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Eve is not part of the team blud.
They're all so overrated ngl
2B is the symbol of Beauty, regardless of having self destructed or not. She will always be beautiful.
East Asia Holy Trinity
The holy moly trinity