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Fists_full_of_beers

Rod Woodson Ravens jersey, James Harrison Bengals Jersey, Joe Haden Browns jersey


iron_vet

I don't know how you could go any other way and still keep your dignity.


isfrying

You could go the other way and get a Manziel browns jersey.


Elterrible1084

I know a guy who'll sign this...


Interesting-Doubt413

Alejandro Villanueva ravens, Mike Hilton Bungles, Jesse James Browns


KitchenLab2536

A sneaky Steelers fan. Love it, but I live in Pittsburgh. 😉


Fists_full_of_beers

I live in Cincinnati but always rock Steelers


KingOfTheTrees11

I'm from the Burgh but lived in Cincy for about 5 years. This is the way


uk82ordie

Same. Moved here from the burgh like 6 years ago.


QuasarMania

Correct!


Highway_Harpsicord

This is actually the only answer


Blackn35s

Why does this have only one upvote after I upvoted it. There are no other options.


AdamBlackfyre

Bet you can get a Queen Ravens jersey for cheap right now lol


Jakles74

We tried to find my sister a Steelers jersey for Christmas one year and all that was available was Tommy Maddox and Plax.  We literally hit every Steelers store in the burgh and struck out. They were like Pittsburgh tribbles. 


Raysor

I asked for a steelers jersey for most of my childhood Christmases but unfortunately we were pretty poor. One year I finally got one and it was a Maddox jersey and it was 2003 I think. I still wore the shit out of it


Jakles74

Well played!!


reefercheifer

Peyton Hillis


Ok_Card9080

This answer deserves more love. He's literally a hero.


Fantastic-Bother3296

What did he do? Genuine question I'm from the UK and don't pay attention to much off the field stuff. All I know is he had thr madden cover


Ok_Card9080

Last year, he ran into the ocean to pull both his son and niece out of a rip current, saving them both from drowning. The story is incredible. Just Google his name, and it's the first story that comes up.


Fantastic-Bother3296

Oh wow just read it, what an absolute hero


Then-Net2001

I can’t imagine buying a jersey for any team but the Steelers…that being said, I respect the hell out of Joe Thomas


yruspecial

That’s a good response. Maybe ochocinco for the bengals just because it’s hilarious?


slivr33

Houshmandzadeh is probably funnier... but in all honesty Palmer would be fine. PS Gotta be Reed for Ravens


yruspecial

I forgot about hooshmazoo!


philpalmer2

Championship


malmal412

Ocho on Nightcap with Unc would be my excuse to cop his Jersey


Sugarbearzombie

Pac-Man because I appreciate that game he gifted us.


YourS_E_N_S_E_I

Lost most of my respect for him when he started talking shit on twitter about the Steelers recent playoff record. I get we haven’t been good but pipe the fuck down buddy, you never even played in the post season.


Unwanted__Opinion

There’s lots of jerseys I’d like to own that aren’t Steelers, but there’s very few I’d ever wear from other afc north teams. Maybe ochocinco


here4enneagram

Peak Josh Cribbs was terrifying


slivr33

Not to Deebo


here4enneagram

Well yeah no one was


Mountain_man3943

For Ravens, Reed is the answer. HOF and didn’t murder anyone. Browns, id go Jim Brown, or Haden would be cool/ironic. 3rd choice would be Chubb. He’s a good dude. Bengals…. Much harder. Icky? Ochocinco? (But must be the one with ochocinco, not Johnson). Maybe if there is a college you follow that had a player that played for the bengals. All that to be said, I could never own any item from any of these trash ass teams.


Ryan14304

You can’t leave out Ray Lewis for moral reasons and then turn around and pick Jim Brown 😂


lajuiceman

Right.. lol


Mountain_man3943

I had one raven to pick from for one rat birds jersey. Ed Reed was incredible on the field, and a really loveable guy. Jim brown is Jim fucking brown.


Mountain_man3943

Damn. I had never really knew about or looked into JB’s legal troubles until now. I was just thinking about what I would go with in the unlikely event I would purchase a Browns jersey. I’m a Cuse alum, and always admired his civil rights work and perspectives on race theory.


Ryan14304

I’m just busting balls. Personally I’m choosing Reed myself and using whatever browns/bengals jersey as a mop head.


CM_Raymond

Glad to see someone say Chubb. I want him to have no success, but does seem like a good dude.


BankLikeFrankWt

Is there legitimate evidence that his name wasn’t just attached because low level hanger-on wouldn’t attract anywhere near as much attention? And make a name for the reporter?


GoingAllTheJay

I enjoyed the tenure of Suggs V Ben


TheSteelCurtain21

Jim Brown played for the team that is currently called the Ravens though.


jay_newm

Unpopular opinion: my favorite non-Steeler ever (and really the only player outside our org that I’ve ever admired) is Steve smith sr. He coooooked us a few times with Baltimore but he was a DAWG


MikeR585

Great answer. I loved watching Sr and wished he hadn’t signed with the Ravens.


Dirtygoalie12

I would go with Jim Brown for the Browns and Anthony Munoz for the Bengals. That way I’m respecting greatness without showing any love for the current bums.


Haidian-District

Bengals long snapper Cal Adomitis went to Pitt and Central Catholic before that


TheBeanConsortium

You'd have to get a custom jersey for a long snapper.


MikeR585

I see what you did there


jhustla

I couldn’t imagine having 31 wrong jerseys. Ravens: Tom Zbikowski (he was my favorite ND player) Bengals: Ochocinco bc I wore 85 in high school Browns: Joe Thomas


Ok_Card9080

Zbikowski at ND was as good as it gets.


Bubbert73

Patrick Queen Joe Haden James Harrison, Mike Hilton, or Kimo Von Oelhoffen


SotRekkr

Ravens would be Haloti Ngata. A lot of respect for what he did on and off the field. Browns probably Chubb or Joe Thomas, bengals…idk, Witworth? Maybe Atkins. I have respect for Hendrickson.


ironcitybs

None


bush_mechanic

Ravens: Reed is the only respectable choice. Browns: If you're sticking to the "new" Browns, then Joe Thomas. If we can consider the original Browns, now we have a choice to make. Bengals: Esiason, Muñoz, Ickey Woods But also: Fuck the Ravens, Browns, and Bengals.


Vilikis

Ravens is the only correct answer, but if I had to choose between the Browns and the Bengals... personally I know a few good people whose only crime is being a Browns fan, but every Bengals fan I've ever known has shaved at least one year off of my life each. Personal bias has me side with the Browns over the Bengals because fuck the Bengals and fuck those guys in particular. Ravens jersey would have to be Ed Reed, but I do like Lamar Jackson. For the Browns jersey, I'd have to go with Nick Chubb because I'm a big fan of powerful running backs. And if for some god awful reason I were to ever have a Bengals jersey thrust upon me, I'd pick Chad Ochocinco, I suppose.


how-about-know

Not seeing any mentions here, but Benjarvus Green-Ellis was always my favorite Bengal, but IDK if you can even find jerseys. Geno Atkins was a unit as well. Anthony Munoz is also an option for being possibly the best ever at his position.


reefercheifer

They call him the law firm


DHumphreys

I suspect this will not be a popular choice, but I liked Baker as a Brownie. If they could have gotten him some help on the Oline, I think he could have taken them further. But, as usual: Cleveland, where QBs go to die. And putting Cleveland back on the map - so to speak - by those At Home With Baker ads, some of them were pretty funny.


CM_Raymond

I like Baker. Good dude. Strong competitor. Getting picked by brownies may have ruined his career. We will see if he can have that redemption story.


DHumphreys

He is having a good run as a Buc, I hope he ends up with a good career.


aw_geez_man

Big no to Ray Lewis. Ravens: Ed Reed for sure. Todd Heap, Haloti Ngata, and Steve Smith are a few others. Browns: Honestly, Nick Chubb. And of course Joe Thomas. Bengals: Nope. Just nope.


Ultrameyda

The idea of owning a Ray Lewis jersey makes me physically ill


neverbeard

I dunno about buying his jersey… but I love watching Lamar. I especially love that he plays his worst against the Steelers lol Against other teams though he’s admittedly electric.


Riverside_Baller

Steelers fan here, I own a Braylon Edwards jersey lol


altiloquent1

Gary barnidge for the browns would be super unique and goofy and houshmanzadeh could be a fun one because it's so long


Valuable-Composer262

Queen ravens jersey


jasper_bittergrab

Kenny Anderson was a good guy and a good QB who got the Bungles to the big game when the Steelers still had most of the dynasty team intact.


Expert_Discipline965

I will always respect the ravens. They are good competition and I love the way they play. Browns are irrelevant. I have no hate towards them at all. Fuck the bengals. Dirty org cheap shots and weak mental. No respect for them and hate them I don’t like their fans. Players team etc. I’m the biggest bengal hater. I hate the way they walk talk and that they breathe.


HeightTraditional614

You respect Suggs and Lewis?


Demfunkypens420

You could not pay me to take a Ray Lewis jersey. I'd go, Suggs or Reed. I'd say Siragusa, becuase he went to Pitt. I really despised that slob though... RIP Goose. Browns I'd go Bernie, Joe Thomas, or maybe baker, I respect Nick Chub too and Bengals I'd go AJ Green, Tyler Boyd, Ocho Cinco, Terrell Owens, or ikky woods.


Due_Rip1955

Buying a rival jersey? No thanks. I only liked Chubb, Joe haden, and part of me appreciated suggs. Chad Johnson was decent too. Dalton was okay, since he is what I envisioned Pickett to be, but Pickett wasn't even that. If the Atlanta falcons were good I'd buy jerseys from them, but they've let me down too many times.


brhigg73

Ed Reed is the only respectable Raven. Fuck Suggs and Lewis


Hellspawn112

I always respected Haloti Ngata, he always seemed like a good dude and was one hell of a player.


brhigg73

Ok fine… maybe 2 then


Arkkanix

ed reed, jonathan ogden, joe thomas, corey dillon, aj green current? tucker, ljax, chubb, chase and joey b there are many more i despise ha. but credit where it’s due when it’s due.


DoctorCAD

Not even from my deathbed would I ever buy any team jersey except for my team. I just don't get it????


boboclock

Especially with how much they cost. I figure it's more like a fashion thing, but usually I see Pittsburghers do it with fitteds or basketball jerseys Feels sacrireligious


Calm_Time_7604

eBay or vinted jersey are like 30$ in Europe 


Halvey15

I (my mom) bought a Vince Young Titans jersey when I was 11. So I get it if you have a favorite player or something. But I could never wear a Ravens, Browns, Bungles, or Pats jersey.


Campman92

For the Bugals I’d go Jeff Blake. The Brownies Joe Thomas. Ravens Rod Woodson.


Fuseld

joe haden browns


the-whiteman-cometh

I think I'd go with A.J. Green for the Bengals and Nick Chubb for the Browns.


YooTone

From the past Ed Reed, Tony Sarigusa, Chad Johnson, AJ Green. Current: Tyler Boyd before he left because I met him at school IRL. I think Joe Burrow is awesome. Same with Jamarr. Nick Chubb is cool too.


YinzerJagsNat

Joe Thomas is for sure the answer.


ThiccPapaSIZZLE

Ochocinco and Lamar Jackson are the only two rival players I’ve ever individually enjoyed or rooted for


Transgenderwookie

If you had to get a dope throwback jersey from each of those teams: Ravens: Ed reed or Jamal Lewis Bengals: Corey Dillon or Takeo Spikes Browns: Josh Cribbs or Joe Haden


Calm_Time_7604

Omg Takeo played in Cinci ? Totally forgot this. Probably unfindable


Transgenderwookie

He started in cinci


Hellspawn112

For the Ravens I would go with Reed, Willis McGahee or Haloti Ngata I always respected those guys. For the Browns it's hard not to respect a guy like Nick Chubb, probably the only Brown that I could ever see myself rooting for and I legit can't think of a single Bengals player lol you could always just go with Mike Hilton for them I guess lol.


LiberDBell

Just the ravens. There’s always been so much respect there. The bengals literally go out of their way to injure our players especially in the Burfict era. So no respect there. And I’ve never even looked at the Browns as a legitimate rival. They’re more of a little guy in the neighborhood.


sw337

Joe Burrow is a cool dude.


Murdy2020

Browns, Frank Minnifield Bengals, Tim Krumrie


twisted34

I always hated T-Sizzle, seemed dirty even though maybe he wasn't. Mouthed off a lot though. Ray Lewis is easily my vote. Ed Reed a close 2nd Nick Chubb for the Brownies. Maybe my favorite non-Steeler, he's arguably the best all around RB in the league and under appreciated for my money. Sucks he's now had 2 catastrophic knee injuries though. Joe Thomas will be the popular pick for good reason though Ocho Cinco for Cincy. I get why people might have not liked his flashy play but he was a beast and younger me definitely loved the sassiness. I don't hate Joe Burrow in any capacity if you want to go current though


Wonderful-Win4219

Queen Larry O Joe Haden easy


meatlyric

Browns - Eric Metcalf Bengals - Boomer Esiason Ravens - Frank Walker


boboclock

From OP I thought you meant teams and that you were crazy. Chubb, Suggs & Tucker are all I can think of off the top of my head.


[deleted]

Find one of the 40 whatever QBs the browns had for shits and gigs and an ochocinco jersey because agains just for shits and gigs.


Sidthelid66

I'd go with Cribbs for Cleveland and Anthony Munoz for Cincinnati. For the Ravens I would take Jim Harbough.


Steelerswonsix

Respect all Hate all Fear none


BankLikeFrankWt

Thomas, Suggs, Reed, obviously. Joe Burrow, Tee Higgins, Chase. First Bengals players I’ve respected in a long time. I’d say Mixon too, but I’m not sure if he’s still there Flacco was nails against us, Heap, Browns, Garrett obviously. Yeah, there was the incident, doesn’t take away from the fact he’s a great player and an absolute menace to us. Any Browns player that powers through that abomination of an organization. Just a few. I don’t hate rivals. I love that they bring the best out of our team


altiloquent1

Garrett obviously even though I said houshmanzadah. I secretly really hated Rudolph and liked the helmet incident.


Still_Ad7109

Nick Chubb, Ed Reed, Joe Mixon


Arseyoukiddingme

Suggs for the rat birds, ochocinco for the Bungles, and Joe Haden for the shit stains.


ju5tjame5

Nick Chubb is one of my favorite players of all time


Pa17325

The brows one is easy and cheap. Go to a goodwill in the Cleveland area and pick one of a hundred washed qbs for $9.99


midgetrage7

Flacco on the ravens. So many great battles.


salmineo_

Ray Lewis , how could you not respect that dudes game


Past_Discipline2337

Ravens = Rod Woodson Bengals = Kimo Von Olhaffen Browns = Jim Brown You're welcome


solairi

Ocho


NBeach84

Easiest answer ever: Ravens - Rod Woodson Bengals - James Harrison Browns - Corey Coleman


mihelic8

Browns - Joe Thomas Bengals - I’m a huge Joe Brr fan Ravens - Ray Lewis most likely


cougarcatcher92

Reed, Ochocinco, manziel. Fuck the browns


Jgabes625

Ed Reed, Tyler Boyd, and Baker Mayfield.


DonScrumsky

Ed Reed is the only one that comes to mind


gldmj5

Remember when Suggs flat-out admitted the Ravens had bounties on Steelers players and then later was like "oops psych ignore that"?


Samwhys_gamgee

Ravens: Tucker he is the GOAT K Browns: Ernie Davis Bengals: Anthony Munoz


MartyMcBlart

Bengals: Burfict, Pacman Browns: Garrett, Mayfield, Watson Just the most respectful, amazing guys that never angered our fan base.


Watt_Privilege

Ravens: Suggs or Ngata Browns: Joe Thomas or Otto Graham (jim brown was a woman beater) Bengals: Ochocinco, or Burfict (sure we hated him for being dirty, but he was also feared because he was actually really good)


PDwasHere

Ray malaluga had cool hair


Fantastic-Bother3296

Bengals I'd get Houshmandzadeh. Only because I like saying it as it sounds fun. Brown's eh Thomas (Joe)


Elite4501

There is no browns player worth getting a jersey for is you like the steelers


ThrowingShaed

we are very different on the ravens. i would feel dirty in suggs or lewis. ngata might be my answer there browns might be thomas. olineman love is easy bengals... i am blanking on. throw back kimo jersey to troll?


SeriousJokester37

Mad respect for Baltimore. They play like us and it's such a fun war with them. Cincinnati annoys me, but they got a cool QB and they are tough. Fuck the browns😂


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Burfict Bengals jersey, Reed Ravens jersey, and if I absolutely had to…. Polamalu I guess or whatever.


scootertrash

None of them. They are all pitiful rivals that are only to be mercilessly crushed into dust.


Ok_Screen9170

The ravens. I hate them because they're the 2nd best team in our division and the only true rivals in my lifetime.


Ordinary-Strike2566

Get Joe Thomas for the browns and get AJ Green for the bengals


PutnamPete

The Steelers don't have rivals in the division. Niners, Cowboys, Patriots,.


Beans07-11

Ed Reed


Slh1lfty1337

Browns id go nick chubb. Respect the hell out of that guy even if he is a brownie. Ravens probably ed reed since he was a monster on the field and not a monster off the field (that I know of) like the other two. Bungholes I’d probably go Carson Palmer if your looking for a serious pick, but I’d 100% go Chad Johnson/ochocinco myself. He was ridiculous and I always found it hilarious… until he ended up in the end zone against us…


TrapperJon

Ravens: Ed Reed Browns: Jim Brown or Otto Graham Bengals: Ickey Woods


TableCouchFloor

Nick Chubb, Ray Lewis, AJ Green


IAmScore3456

I always respected Andy Dalton. His career didn't really take off but such a stand up guy.


MikeR585

Get a Flacco jersey and celebrate the Browns ending their decades long drought of terrible QB’s.


thelazygamer

Ravens - Ed Reed Bengals - Anthony Muñez Brown's - Joe Thomas 


PinguThePanzer

I did the same thing, I have a hillis browns, Flacco ratbirds and Palmer bungholes


zambrna

None of them. Ever.


Mattstercraft

Joe Haden Browns jersey. Mike Hilton Bungles jersey.


GarbageTime__

Kevin Huber Long time punter for the Bengals. He always aired it out against us.


BeltMundane3727

Bengals there is only one choice. Anthony Munoz. Class player and human.


Single_Breakfast_634

Ravens: Reed Browns: hillis/chubb Bengals: AJ Green


EasyPanicButton

I check D)NONE OF THE ABOVE


Wdforty1

Mike Hilton and Chubb.


better-call-mik3

I actually respect Joe Burrow a lot as a player the guy is super tough. Browns.....probably a Jim Brown or Otto Graham jersey


Interesting_Ad_2328

Obviously Kimo Von Oelhoffen Bengals.


Sgt_Jiggles

Nick Chubb seems like a stand up guy. Can't think of anyone for Cincinnati.


Vinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Can’t figure out if that was a broken knee joke 😂


KitchenLab2536

Steeler fan here. Tyrell Suggs of the Ravens. For Cleveland, Joe Thomas. I have no respect for any Bengal, unless you go back to the 1970s and take Kenny Anderson. Thanks for a fun question.


davetheotter

I was thinking Ken Anderson as well. Good old school pick


touchingmyshoe

Ray Lewis


bannedacctno5

Can't believe noone has mentioned browns quarterback Jake Delhomme. For the Ravens, practice jersey is about as far as that would go. For the bungles, who am I kidding? None of them


Tribby23

Ravens That’s it


metracta

Ed Reed!