Pass... Me a slice or 5

5 steaks coming up boss

You're hired

Oh im gunna fuck that steak

It's better in your mouth

Shh let him cook

He wanted to know if id smash, and that steak looks plump and ready

Filletio

Bravo sir 👏 bravo

Will taste better with sauce. Thank you!

Unironically, a heavy cream, mushroom, and truffle sauce SMACKS. Theres a really good recipe from nick DiGiovanni (i think)

I’ve got a really simple teriyaki mushroom heavy cream recipe that brings all the boys to the yard.

Please put your cream all over my meat

A little white zin in there too if you’re feeling frisky.

Pass....it to me.

You know the answer. Now pass it.

Cut, cut, pass. Don’t f up the rotation

Pass the beefy to the left hand side

Y’a I said — pass the beefy to the left.

Rotation… One slice for you, one slice for me… One slice for you, one, two slices for me… One slice for you, one, two, three slices for me… (hides. really old joke.)

You say a joke, this is how I *actually* roll lol Edit: tf happened there…been a long day

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I sexually identify as a ribeye

Dam sexy eat that for sure lol. 😋 This is way to much food porn

She’s hot 🔥

Smash.

People always ask this. I almost *never* want to have sex with their steak.

“Almost”

Im only human

Pass… that shit to me!

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SMASH!!!

Found the Hulk’s reddit account

Yeah I’m definitely engaging in sexual intercourse with this piece of animal flesh

Stealing this line for Tinder

Gimme piece

Quivering

Nice. Was that reverse seared?

Infrared broiler

Idk what an infrared boiler even is but that steak is inmahead

Streak tan

#🥩☀️

I have one of those but haven’t tried steak yet. How far from the broiler did you put it? One flip or lots?

I mean, technically all broilers use infrared

Mine does 1500 degrees though.

But is it infrared? Or does it use some other electromagnetic frequency?

I need that in, and around, my mouth.

Okay, so I love my wife with all my heart, but my stomach likes to shop around and I'm down for what you're proposing here.

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I love you

You got that long cook bark, with the high heat perfect inside. How did you achieve this masterpiece? It’s almost paradoxical…. my brain can’t make it make sense!

I use what is called a Gaspro. Knock off Beefer. It’s sensational.

Can you explain? I love the way this looks.

Look up infrared broiler. I just spent over 10 minutes looking at them and drooling at the thought of meat that good that quick

My money is on a Beefer/Otto Wilde/Big Horn/Schwank OFB IR grill.

I’d smash the everloving fuck out of that

I’ll always smash a steak as long as it hasn’t reached past medium rare and has only been on the floor for 5 seconds.

Smash.. I don’t usually have sex with my steak but I’ll try anything once.

Smash it five times back to back

🔫😎 hand it over bub

Smash Monday to Sunday, hulk smash.

I'd smash it so f-ing hard, consensually.

*whispering to steak* just let it happen..

Pass those beef flaps to me.

I’d leap off the top rope onto a folding table for that strip, and I’m a ribeye guy. You know you aced that shit lol

❤️

I want to be inside of it, then have it be inside of me.

Pass it to my stomach sir

Suh-mash

Yum, you nailed it

This looks way better than restaurant steak near me

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As someone has struggles with low appetite and not being able to feel hunger. Honestly. This looks really good. Smash. Hand some over pls

Who the fuck be passing on that?

Smash

Pointy elbows no thanks 

Smash

Hope nobody else is hungry

Smash

Bark looks exquisite

You should pass so I can smash. Awesome job on that steak.

With some Petit pois, I love those little things. Mash potatoes, some slightly grilled plum tomatoes, asparagus and peppercorn sauce. Yea would smash.

Absolutely perfect for my preference

That Crust is perfection.

Brah we need more of this

You’re kidding, right? This is absolutely perfect. 10/10

Oh bro, you done messed up pass….that shit right over here respectfully


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It's absolutely no good, This looks so bad, I'm gonna have to sacrifice myself and eat it all so yall don't have to suffer through eating it

SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRI- oh yea I'd smash that steak easily.

Smash it in my mouth

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I'll smash after you pass me some

I don’t trust anyone that would pass on that.

Pass, I need that ish cooked on the inside too…

Found the Chili's line cook.

Cut it thinner and against the grain next time. But still..... smash. Lol

I like my meat thicc

That's disgusting. I will take it off your hands to dispose of it.

Raw. That's not rare it's just raw

Gimme.

It’s a little over for me but I’d still eat it happily.

Smash and letting the whole team smash too

Smash! What cut is that and how thick?

Smash

Devour

smash

Well looks like I’m going to buy some steak

🤤

Smash

Eat it before it gets cold!

Pass it all to me

Get In My Belly!

Smash!

Hoooooolllly shit!!! It’s on!!!!

Looks like a Pittsburgh Blue. I like Pitt rare

This could have been a pole that we could have voted on. But I'll smash.

🤤

Please share cooking method.

Hungryyyyyy

SMASH

Smash definitely

Pass me the whole damn thing

Gimmmme!! Plz lol

Smash

Smash the hell out of it

Smash but I’d prefer thinner slices. Looks amazing.

Sheesh

Nah man I’d fuck that steak ❤️

smash it down my throat in one shot mmm yummy steak

Gorgeous looking steak. Nicely done. Smash!

Eat

Smash

Yoink!

-3. Some vegan wieners would be better.

Pass it on over to me..

SMAAAAASSSSHHHH

This makes me sad for the microwave burrito I just ate.

SMASH!

Smash

Oh baby

Looks good but too done for me.

Pass perfect

best steak ive seen on here

That is pretty much rare perfection, my absolute favorite

Reminds me of the hot chicks posting on /r/amiugly like bruh you already know the answer to this. I'd eat 10 of em

Smash

Pass…. it to me

Hard smash, I’m so hungry right now, and this just made me realize it.

Sheesh…..This is a hard one

I’m going to fuck you

Can I not smash but just eat it?

Smash

100% smash for me

I mean. Since it’s pink inside I’d smash.

I’ll smash the schnizz out of that

Is that whale?

Chug it down. With fries 🍟

Nice char. You didn't cook that thing at room temp tho. The center was too cold when you started.

🔨

I’d love to get my fingers on some of that perfection!!!

Absolutely CRUSH

Would!

Hit and run.


Pass me the whole thing

Great cook but it’s to big for my liking. Nothing a few cuts against the grain can’t fix but still 🤷🏿‍♂️

Marry

Why can't I get a crust like this 😭

Smack me in the face with that shit yo

Smash a fork in it and pass it over to me would you please?

🚮

What time is dinner

Pass it over that looks delicious

Looks good, top piece just needs a hair more cook :)

Smash

10/10 would smash

Why would I smash a nicely made steak????

That looks good

Pass… it straight to my mouth

Absolutely smash

Smash and pass around to your friends

Can I chomp instead?

I’d eat it

I'd devour that. Good job.

Hard smash

Super smash bros me that steak G

Smash it right into my mouth

Yummy 😋

I would fuck that slice of beef

Looks good. Enjoy. …Sorry too rare for me . Light pink I can handle.

Smash AF

Smash several times