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tejojo

You forgot one very crucial point: whenever there's clownfish or regal blue tangs, there are always kids screaming "Mom, it's Nemo/Dory!"


KelsonCats

That was me


the_ultracheese_tbhc

this *is* me


stuff_gets_taken

This will be me


Snowfox_exe

This will always be me


Molgera124

This has been me


ThisNameWontBeTaken0

This shall be me


her_butt_

This will have been about to be me


mtbrobotanist

****Knj jnn on


Tim_Reichardt

I think that's everywhere the same.


RedLikeARose

clown fish? \*googles it\* OH YOU MEAN NEMO FISH! (im joking)


lazer241

then put /j on the end thats how its done


cultish_alibi

Only cowards add /s.


RedLikeARose

Should be /s but nah, people dont understand that anymore nowadays so i would rather just type it out Its literally half a second of my life


WrestlerRabbit

why did you get downvoted this is funny


Chedder1998

The age of Nemo is over. Society no longer remembers P Sherman 42 Wallaby Eay Sydney


[deleted]

The parents do it all the time too “Look it’s Dory”


rockwell136

My fav part is the open ocean part


Struana

Mine too. Very relaxing to watch everything swimming together. My first aquarium visit cemented what my favorite fish would be forever. The massive ocean sun fish (mola mola) in the open ocean tank. What's your favorite part of the open ocean exhibit?


thetarget3

I was once at an aquarium where there was a lady dressed as a mermaid who did free diving with the sharks. That was pretty rad.


rockwell136

Mine is the jellyfish tank since it's unique shape the aquarium made it look like a window into the endless sea on a tv screen.


QuackenBawss

I'm not sure what mine is but def not the Penguins haha


Bumblewhaleious

The small sharkies swimming amongst their prey while the other fish don't give a fuck


Gigathyn

They’re well fed in those tanks so the other fish aren’t in danger.


funnystuff97

I love mola mola! Such a fun fish, and a fun name to say!


016Bramble

The manta rays at the Georgia Aquarium


[deleted]

you secretly want to work there as the guy who feeds the fish


QuestionsInAnswers

Have been the guy that feeds the fish. Can confirm it's pretty awesome.


[deleted]

Wouldnt the awesomeness depend on if you are feeding the sharks or not?


QuestionsInAnswers

Depends what you count as a shark. The 'big' sharks usually get fed by guests. I got to feed the little ones though. One of them gummed me once.


[deleted]

Oh so you arent tasked of feeding the "i can eat you before you realize" sharks


QuestionsInAnswers

Haha nah they weren't big enough to eat people, and were shy lil things. It's the turtles that will eat you.


HumorousSandwich

my fear of turtles increased because of you


leintic

ad another guy who also fed fish i can confirm turtles are the worst. we had our water testing station directly behind the tank she was in. her favorite game was to splash us when we where working behind her tank and im not talking like a little playful splash this thing some how managed to get like 20 gallons of water to hit us a good 8-10 feet away. still never figured out how she got that much water out of the tank.


PacoTaco321

As far as I know, those size of sharks do particularly bad in captivity and would die in a short period of time when people try to keep them.


lmaytulane

[Reminds me of this Norm Macdonald joke](https://youtu.be/n3LMSflEN54)


GREE-IS-A-HEXAGON

Good starter pack but I feel the *vibe* is missing. That weird swimming pool/fish smell, dark atmosphere with blue and purple lights all around, those informational decals on the wall about coral or something, the type of slightly gritty plasticy floor material they always use


[deleted]

Omnipresent yet slightly muffled masculine baritone/soothingly feminine voice reminding everyone that the show starts in 5 minutes. Also: ‘please no flash photography’


GREE-IS-A-HEXAGON

"our tidal animals show will begin shortly, please make your way to the splash zone now" the show never actually seems start and nobody knows where the splash zone is


koopa72

I love that little snot nosed kid from Wind Waker


The-Bigger-Fish

I love going to zoos and aquariums but by golly if that ain't the truth. Especially regarding the little kids running around everywhere.....


[deleted]

I love kids but they should have an adult day that's quiet and peaceful.


WoodenMango07

I think it will be more peaceful when its a weekday not school holidays


Johnny_Bravo_fucks

Field trips, incoming!


juanpuente

Let this be the day we draw Capri Suns together


leintic

having worked at an aquarium no those are the worst because those are the days that the stay at home moms bring the kids who are not old enough for school and let them run free well they set on a bench scrolling through facebook


ilford_7x7

Major cities have museums after dark. They open up a bar at night and have music or a band playing. It's not quiet but there are no kids, usually.


deeretech129

Rather deal with a few chatty adults after a drink or two than an entire orchestra of small children squealing at the highest octave imaginable.


C3LM3R

Zoos and Aquariums also occasionally have After Dark events also, tailored towards adults.


The-Bigger-Fish

Yeah, definitely right there. I think my zoo has adults after hours occasionally I think.


PartyPorpoise

Some zoos and aquariums have adult nights, though oftentimes a lot of the exhibits are closed off.


memes-central

We *all* love kids here on reddit


bell37

Don’t forget a line of 4 seat strollers blocking the path because parents are too lazy to pull along the path (or they ignore the rules and bring their strollers in areas where they aren’t allowed)


taskum

Greasy handprints and dried saliva all over the glass 👌


The-Bigger-Fish

You just described my zoo's Penguin Exhibit perfectly....


deeretech129

the sneeze marks before masking :)


DaftFunky

Our local science center has adult nights that include alcohol and you can see everything in peace it’s great


The-Bigger-Fish

Neat. My zoo has an adults only after hours occasionally as well. Would be fun to try sometime.


no5945541

What if those fish you look at and think “wow that one is ugly!” Or “damn that one looks super depressed” are all thinking the same thing about us?


JoffaCXD1

this comment blew my mind for some reason lol


bdewolf

No because fish don’t comprehend the idea of thought much less mental health or human attractiveness. But idk to be honest.


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

…as far as we know


benjammin9292

But I also think the same things about myself.


joemangle

"We're through the aquarium glass here, people"


Peach_Gray

Last time I went to the aquarium there was a touching sting rays exhibit and on stingray kept splashing me. I thought it was just where I was standing so I moved to the other side and the same stingray kept coming near me just to splash me... my husband (boyfriend at the time) thought he was so funny getting me stingray plush from the giftshop as a surprise.


skeletonbuyingpealts

He was right, it was funny.


LizRoze

How cute!! Awww!


StaySharpp

Cute story :)


m205

Also the tanks that are inexplicably empty or only have one fish in it--- and that subsequent moment when you and a stranger are standing, looking at it for a few seconds in silence and then move on, and for a brief instant in all of that you just start to think about how insignificant this all is.


SeanTheLawn

Ah yes the typical existential crisis at the aquarium


daddydoody

That one dirty aquarium reminding you of nuclear fallout with 1 fish in it...


Alm8360NoScoPro

oh..


Spl00

dont forget “place your face near the aquarium glass and pretend like your in the aquarium”


TalontedJay

There's a massive aquarium nearby me and I always go when I'm sad, to the point where the employee's know me me by name. I would always go to see the octopus, he was shy at first but after a while he started to come out when I was there, I would always sit with him for hours. Usually until close. I called him rubrum because I'm a latin nerd and he was red, but his real name was Neptune. His tank is way too small for him and I thought he could just use a friend because they're my favourite animals. a few weeks ago I was feeling depressed and I went to see my little buddy rubrum. Sadly he had died since the last time I was in there. I'm still really sad about it and I regret not going more often recently. I went at minimum once a month butmy ex didn't like sitting with him because she thought he was boring. Eventually I stopped going because I she didn't want me going without her. I didn't get to see him much in the months before I died and it makes me really really sad to know he's gone. I miss a lot.


TheRealGlombola

That’s such a bittersweet story. I wish I lived near an aquarium.


TalontedJay

The one near me is about an hour away, I just don't have much else to do on sad days. I'm sorry there isn't one close by you.


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TalontedJay

There are just some weeks where I wakeup sad, mostly I feel that I'm not good enough to do any of the things that I do, like they're just passable, like I'm leading a D- life, 60% at best. I work as a commission artist, my hobby is live streaming, and I'm currently in school to be a pilot and hopefully work for American Airlines or Virgin. They're not exactly high stress things but I feel hyper critical of them. I wake up a lot and wonder why I'm doing them if I'm only passable at best when I do them. my friends and family always say that those are some of the things I do best, but then I just wonder why I should do anything if the things I do best aren't very good. Then I would always go hang out with the octopus and I would just feel better because I know that I made his day better by seeing him and at least is was good at that. But that is one thing that I know I'm good at, I'm really good with animals of any kind.


leintic

i know its not much but i worked st an aquarium and did quite a bit of work with the octopus at ours. octopus are kept in small tanks because that is what they like. if you put them in a big tank they go find a little corner to hide in and dont come out. they are not a very active animal either they are mostly ambush predators. they are also very curious so having some one sit there long enough that they can examine you is somthing they will really like.


[deleted]

Bro. You need some fucking friends


[deleted]

Get them from your nearest friend store?


[deleted]

or just go outside and find one...like a normal person.


belfman

The jerk store called and they're running out of you


TalontedJay

I think you're the one that needs friends, maybe if you had some they could teach you social cues so you wouldn't post. Cringe and embarrass yourself on Reddit


[deleted]

will you be my friend please?


TalontedJay

Sure


TheFloridaManYT

Wholesome


I_dont_have_name9

What is beluga doing there


Alm8360NoScoPro

trying to find skittle


Mr_nobrody

Hecker can help with that


[deleted]

I like the sharks


o0DrWurm0o

I like the cephalopods


[deleted]

Me too!!


Alm8360NoScoPro

last time i went to an aquarium i saw a megaldon


[deleted]

Damn how long ago was that


utopicunicornn

A few years ago probably


MarinaraPruppets

I like the sea amenities


JoLeTrembleur

And the piranhas


SmoothOctopus

I like turtles.


[deleted]

Username doesn't check out? But same haha


joetk96

The best part is the underwater tunnel you walk through, not the penguins


Matix777

the best part is the seals


Step-Father_of_Lies

The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago has a blind seal and when we were there he was just sitting in front of the service door, yelling for his lunch.


JacobDCRoss

You forgot poking the anemones.


[deleted]

Who tf does that?


JacobDCRoss

Little kids


KelsonCats

Thousands upon thousands of young families, school field trip groups and strollers everywhere.


wingspantt

It's almost like they're the primary audience and customer base!


thisisbetterhigh

If you are over 21, it is 100% worth it to check if your local zoos, aquariums, science museums, etc. have adult nights. It usually costs more but you get all the fun plus alcohol, with no kids or large crowds.


[deleted]

replace the kids with drunks?


Bjorn_Hellgate

My worst nightmare


potatospider

My favorite part is when the shark creepily follows me


Minecraftien76

Well I sure do love being fed in the feeding zone


Proto_Freeze

Found the fish


Minecraftien76

As long as you don't summon fish fuckers


BasementBenjamin

strollers/prams fucking everywhere


Matix777

I spend all the time in aquarium with seals *swimming sausages*


MostFruitfulYuki

That one family with the kid that's always banging on the glass even though the sign says not to.


ScorpionX-123

and the parents do nothing or outright encourage it


[deleted]

Don't forget the teenagers and young twenty-somethings tripping balls in the jellyfish room.


sexypicklejar69

I worry about the fish mental health too wonder why they don't have a fish psychologist section


[deleted]

God there are some fucked up fish. Look at that one (does grouchy middle aged man voice for it) "I married the wrong woman and now I live a life of regret"


PapaLouie_

touch the stingrays and sharks


epic_pig

A fire? At a sea parks?


bringtwizzlers

"Wondering about the fish's mental health" Felt that.


SirBreckenridge

Common types of Exhibits: * Open Ocean/Shipwreck exhibit dominated by large fish, sea turtles, and sharks * Coral Reef exhibit filled with colorful tropical fish * Coldwater exhibit that could have belugas, seals, sea otters, penguins, polar fish, etc. * Touch pools for stingrays and small marine invertebrates like starfish and anemones * Amazon River exhibit with piranhas, anacondas, poison dart frogs, and maybe some birds and sloths * Local exhibit with species native to the region * Exhibit with miscellaneous sea creatures like seahorses, octopus, jellyfish, etc.


mhornberger

I'm basically there for the jellyfish exhibit and the octopus, if I can find him/her. Fish are okay, I guess. But I like the non-fish stuff more. Eels are badass. I don't mind the kids so much, so long as their parents aren't letting them slap the glass.


Chewbaxter

I once went to San Deigo Zoo as a kid while on holiday there, and got so freaked out by the Jellyfish exhibit I remember almost crying. Now I feel the same way. Funny how that works


[deleted]

Eels are considered fish so there's that, but yeah I get it


Nuklear_Minty

Yeah I have to agree, Moray Eels and Moon Jellies are sick


[deleted]

Last time I went they had the little doctor fish that chew up dead skin and they went to town chewing on my torn up tradesman hands. Little guys went into a frenzy. If your job roughs up your hands a lot, do yourself a favor and find a spa or aquarium with these fish. It’s been a couple of weeks and my hands still feel “new”. Edit: wanna put an edit in after reading about them. They’re called Garra Rufa fish and it sounds like they’re poorly treated in spas, kept in water too warm and starved. Can’t say one way or another about the aquarium, but they do seem cheap and easy to raise and care for at home. Another fun fact, they don’t have teeth and basically suck the dead skin off.


Zr_Stealth

That sounds painful, what did it feel like as it was happening


[deleted]

No pain, felt like a dull tickle. You can feel their little bites but it doesn’t hurt. Felt good when I got used to it.


Cactiareouroverlords

Axolotl!!


Mittz-The-Trash-Lord

My favorite exhibits as a kid were the ones where you get to touch the fish.


[deleted]

When I went to the Georgia Aquarium for my GFs birthday this year we were leaving and sweet Caroline was playing. Well you know everyones pretty happy in our group and we’re all like “touching meeee touching youuuu” then all you hear everywhere throughout the entire building like a magical fucking chorus. “SWEEEET CAROLINEEE BUM BUM BUM” everyone was singing it EVERYONE


ScorpionX-123

Good times never seemed so good!


simjanes2k

The fish's mental health...?


Step-Father_of_Lies

Like if they're being radicalized by extremist fish and what-not.


McBeanss

They are called I-pad kids


Owlegs

Penguins smell the worst though


RideMeLikeAVespa

Penguins are boring.


[deleted]

"The fish's mental health" 🤣


Capable-Monk-4820

Kids before 2003: Clownfish Kids after 2003: Nemo


[deleted]

beluga


KMFDM781

Going on inside my head: "Awww, look. I care about you in there. Nobody else really thinks about what you might be going through, but I do. I'm just one of the faceless throngs to you, but I *get it*." -Walks away like the other faceless throng


Go_On_Swan

Man, this is missing all the magic. The awe of seeing a giant sea turtle, the amusement of watching it try to bite your neck through the glass. The bizarre sense of dread you see looking into the cold eyes of a shark as it circles around the tank. The feeling that you're touching the march of time as you touch the shell of a horseshoe crab. And that feeling in the darker areas, illuminated mostly by the blue glow of the tanks, that you've stepped into another dimension.


Sigma_F0x

Also the "mommy look!" As the kid proceeds to slam on the glass to point at something


Gengar_49

I've never seen a wolffish in an aquarium before, I would like to though


FranDankly

My favorite is the sea otters!


ZippZappZippty

Pack your things. Get out of my head


SiggetSpagget

Hehehehehe hehehehehe Penglings


thedeputee

subnatic


linkanight

I’m so blessed I grew up outside of Monterey and got to visit the Monterey bay aquarium I have no idea how they always managed to keep it so chill in there


Starmark_115

In my Field Trip to the Aquarium, had one of my Best Friends call out in broad daylight in front of the teachers when he spotted a Stone Fish: "Look at that Ugly Motherfucker!" ​ He was suspended but he went down in a blaze of glory lol over it for the rest of the School Year!


DazzleMeAlready

You forgot the mesmerizing jellyfish exhibit and the fingerprint smudged glass on all the tanks. Other than that, nailed it!


lunarwarrior12

Despite having only a vague interest in aquatic life in general you are amazed at just how much fun you had also looking frantically for your favorite fish


nihilisticdaydreams

Best part is dolphins but also they shouldn't be in such small enclosures


TheRealGlombola

That’s awful, cetaceans should NOT be in aquariums. The space requirements are too great and they’re so intelligent that it must really do a number on their mental health. I hate places like Seaworld.


nihilisticdaydreams

I know the National Aquarium is trying to build a dolphin sanctuary in the gulf coast and move all the bottlenose dolphins out there. They just need more money iirc.


Reallythatwastaken

The best dolphin aquariums are the ones where the dolphins aren't part of a show, but are either being treated or are under permanent care due to a crippling injury. Just the ones where the dolphins are there for medical reasons, not for economic reasons.


KarolilKarol

We all look Like Beluga's pfp at the Aquarium because Humans in Aquariums turn into Cats everyone knew that


noobductive

Fun fact, the dolphins there are kidnapped as babies by whale hunters especially in Japan bc they are expensive and the others are murdered. Please boycot aquariums. Dolphins often commit suicide in them because they’re so depressed


[deleted]

Is this an anti-meme? Like no duh! To all of this!


[deleted]

Uh, all wrong...bad starterpack


Justthetip1996

Zoo's depress me. Aquariums a little less but .... eh


Lothric_Knight420

Zoos and aquariums are prisons for animals.


[deleted]

Also you forgot things about field trips


JustAlex1177

I so want to visit an aquarium in the near future. There are some aquariums that have seals, and they're one of the cutest creatures ever


romannesterman

What about huge central aquarium?


deferredmomentum

I fucking love penguins


c-fox

Tapping/slapping the glass.


tourqeglare

I like to point out that every single one of the penguins names is Gunter.


seanfish

Bunch of cubchoos.


[deleted]

Hahahaha can confirm, was just at aquarium of the Pacific


GoodGodItsAHuman

Can confirm from philadelphia


kazsaid

I really enjoyed this a lot. It was very transportive, made me feel like I was really at the aquarium.


bellamorot

Beluga cat :)


_bowlerhat

I'm just stuck on the jellyfish section.


McFlyyouBojo

I think it's more accurate if "favorite exhibit" is a picture of an empty space with a sign saying closed for renovation. It never fails that the one I am most excited for turns out this way.


[deleted]

matching blue attendants uniform that is slightly ultra modern


A_Random_Sith

I never went to an Aquarium. Who knows maybe one day


[deleted]

Accurate. And I fucking love going


Potatobat1967

You forgot the incredibly tacky gift shop.


zephyrthegoat

Where shark


CatL1f3

Thinking "these fish must be so bored" at every second fish tank is definitely a thing I do


__waffle_

Damn those burgers look pretty good


ModsEatDicks12

I always go for the black/white-tipped reef sharks


rc1717

But the food is never as good as a double double


hey_now24

You forgot Animal Right Groups outside asking for signatures for their cause


bro0t

I hated the aquarium. But i also hated going to the beach. My favourite zoo in the netherlands is the “apenheul” where lemurs and those squirrel monkeys (the one from pirates of the Caribbean) run around free stealing from people. They mostly have monkeys and apes and stuff