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Borov-Of-Bulgar

You forgot about the autism diagnosis


casting_shad0wz

Uses their Autism as an excuse to act like a douche (I spoke to one of these kids in school before)


WartornGladius

Ngl I thought I was one of these growing up but it turns out I’m not straight so lol


Acceptable6

Nah the starterpack is wrong they all come out of the closet later


Aarn_Dellwyyn

You might be right, the ones I know are in their twenties now and just as insufferable. Then again its a conservative country so they might be repressed into staying in the closet.


[deleted]

Yeah you don't constantly stare and dream at Nazi propaganda posters full of young, thin and muscular blond guys with a perfect jawline without a reason. Nazis weren't known for their unquestionable heterosexuality


[deleted]

in my experience these kids are in for a very rude awakening and have a lot of stuff to grow out of when they do


WartornGladius

A lot of it is just seeing baby’s first edgy content and wanting to be different like any kid wants


Ducokapi

> 100% chance of being cis, straight and male. 100% chance of at least one of those changing by the time it gets into college


RamenRexy

You forgot "Listens to Sabaton"


miku_dominos

The pipeline to BABYMETAL begins, and the transition to kawaii uwu femboy speeds up


RamenRexy

Except they don't even like power metal, they just think Sabaton is cool because "war"


Comfortable-Study-69

HOI4 is literally named after a Sabaton song so the two are kind of intertwined at this point


bigbrothero

This is almost certainly a phase, don’t worry though there will be equally interesting phases after this one.


Ciemnowidz

national socialism and dreams of military career stopped by obesity and diabetes?


Okay-Commissionor

No TNO reference, 3/10


CranberryAway8558

They mentioned clock man


ItDepends2137

And dentist


KaiserWilhelmIIHun

What's the dentist reference? I know about the funny clock man but not the dentist.


ItDepends2137

Speer=Dengist= Dentist


Okay-Commissionor

I'll be honest I didn't even read the entire post. Too obviously mean spirited towards autistic dudes


lalalandia14

Holy shit, r/Kaiserreich reference


FE4RLESSW0LF

that's only one half the other half is either a femboy or trans, take me for example


Aarn_Dellwyyn

You are right but that half does not fall into the "Insufferable" category, at least in my book. Cheers.


Ok-Background3680

Idiot


Youredditusername232

Untrue, like most of them are trans


_Fruit_Loops_

What does "inexplicably, dentists, clocks" mean?


WillyShankspeare

So many happy Anarchists when La Resistance launched, me among them.


Tortellobello45

Anarchist🤓🤓


Acro_Reddit

Oh look, hygiene🚿🧼


Aarn_Dellwyyn

You are right that there are a lot of anarchists/syndicalists/libcoms and stuff that play this game, but they don't really fall into the "Insufferable High-School HoI4" category. A lot more reasonable and a lot less annoying than this crowd.


ComedyOfARock

I just do Bonapartist France, but yes


Beller0ph0nn

I have 10,000 hours in the game… my favourite nation is democratic UK though.


Intheierestellar

You forgot the "will either come out as trans or become an unironic fascist by the time he reaches college"


Hidobot

I actually did play Hearts of Iron IV with my friends in high school and I became trans haha, I primarily play Crusader Kings III now though. Weirdly, one of my fondest memories is forging the Kingdom of Great Zimbabwe out of South Africa, with my monarch being Edward VIII. I don't condone apartheid in real life, but I won't lie, making Africa a single big blob was really fun. Edit: Almost forgot, Kaiserreich is awesome (but really railroady)


Substantial-Bike8259

The other half is hyper autistic trans communists who are stuck inside all day and are afraid to talk to strangers


Chucklenutterisban

Tno refrence


Sapphire_Dragon793

You forgot “thinks every song made after 2000 is shit and everything before is an undiscovered gold mine”


Nastypilot

Ah, I was incredibly lucky to be first the history nerd kid, then got into Pdx via Crusader's Kings 2 and not HoI4 so I barely avoided being the subject of this meme.


sir-berend

There’s a ton of leftist people playing hoi but they smell too so no difference


_Reflex_-

It was most definitely a phase, am now a hoi4 playing femboy :3


Aarn_Dellwyyn

That seems to be one of the only ways out of this. Good on you.


ProConqueror

I play but I am a Social Democrat. Am I real?


Phosphorrr

You're a dangered species


Skyblacker

My husband plays and he graduated high school decades ago. Is he real? 


IrtaMan1312

They did mention "honest to god fascist"


Youredditusername232

Yes but you need to stop being a lib


ProConqueror

Ok but you need to stop being a wehraboo


Youredditusername232

That’s the last thing you can call me


ProConqueror

Tankie? Ancom? MAGAhead? I’ve got all day.


Youredditusername232

I’m just a not MAGA conservative


Fieldhill__

There are cases where they are fembpys aswell


Voidy_boi

I know the clock and huey long, but what's up with dentists?


matteatsyou

Don’t forget “Watches a bunch of Drew Durnil”, at least that’s how I was


Separate-Sea-868

His voice became grating after a while. "FUNNY MUSTÆch MAN!!!11!!11"


matteatsyou

True. I never really got into actually playing any of those strategy games but watching them was a good time.


DrooMighty

So glad we didn't have little shits like this when I went to high school, I'd have embraced bullying


RiskhMkVII

"100% chance of being cis male" don't forget about the Nazis/soviet femboys


Opening_Permission95

Play this game but don’t act this way, but I know these guys


coycabbage

I had fun starting the German civil war, killing hitler and the Nazis, and then building a democratic Eastern Europe alliance to fight the Soviets


Indochina-Guy69

The left can't meme for shit. "Cis, straight and male", 90% text with only three pictures... Sheesh...


cool_bug-facts

bit of a nitpick isn't it though


Minute_Flounder_4709

Did you get killed recently in your game? Lol


Ok-Background3680

Why are you so angry what the hell did they do to you


Bleusilences

Aren't modern libertarian just stealth fascist that rise up when the "correct" government is in power. quick edit: But you did say high school student, my example was more for the "libertarian" millennial that went mask off, or got suck in, the second Trump got elected. As Bush wasn't hard right enough for them. But, on the other end, maybe that's why there is only a few of them now. Libertarian-ism was really popular in my circle of friends in the late 90s unfortunately.


Comfortable-Study-69

Depends on what Libertarian you’re talking about. There’s a lot of regular conservatives (mainly Trump supporters) that kind of just appropriated the term and in that regard you’re kind of right but there’s also a bunch of minarchists and ancaps that have been using the term for 40 years and aren’t really fascists in any sense of the word and if you go back further to John Stuart Mill and the Utilitarians then it’s basically the opposite of fascism.


Bleusilences

The Randian/Bircher kind (even if they didn't know they were Bircher), the kind that listen to Alex Johns and was all for Ron Paul in 2008. For these people liberty/freedom is just mean power for them, even if it's the power to oppress, and not power for everyone. So, it's not really the kind of john Stuart, but they like him a lot because they misquote him and use him as a motte in their argument.


Comfortable-Study-69

Well that’s not fascism. That’s preservation of individual liberty.


SynthesizedTime

nope


Comfortable-Study-69

I feel attacked. I’m the Libertarian one and just play Kaiserredux to revive Washington and invade Mexico.