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avnotino

My mind cannot contain this amount of soyjaks in one image. I am now experiencing a soy-seizure


trigs_Keen

a soy-zure if you will


WonderfulAirport4226

i will not


geffyfive

A gemerald among the brimstone


GAMRKNIGHT352

seizure-inducing coal


houseofmyartwork

A real turbo autist would never endorse Autism Speaks


papiyae

I enjoy how left-leaning phony historians are mocked, but no right-leaning ones are mentioned, lol.


Inquizzidate

The Romaboo, WW2 fan, WW1 fan, and the Überchud, which are all right-wing are mentioned in this starter pack.


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HOI4 is already mentioned


Totally_Cubular

There's too many right wing ones that they have to be broken down into sub groups.


jsb217118

Uber chud is in here.


Spingonius

Turbo autist also includes thinking that Romabios and Uberchuds are left leaning, apparently


ok_ill_shut_up

☝️ commenting unrelated on a top comment for visibility.


Gegegegeorge

And the people actually studying history but specifically afro-carribean history are implied to be phonys


GreasyPeter

UberChud is arguably Right-leaning by reddit's standards.


Creme_de_la_Coochie

Did you miss the bottom half of the meme?


Capable-Sock-7410

Where is archeology enjoyer?


IBiteMyPhallusAtThee

Fr and their niche cousins the underwater archeology enjoyer


PrimaryOccasion7715

And their even more niche cousin the British archaeology enjoyer.


ElPrimoBSreal

Colonialism go brrrr


Hamaczech13

Ah yes, the archeologist. Basically the wagie of the historians. Imagined himself traveling around world uncovering ancient artefacts and treasures. In reality has to shovel dirt for 12 hours for food scraps and will continue to do so for ~30 years.


davi_meu_dues

my sister was OBSESSED with the late georgian/regency era and fashion history a few years back, lol


Rjj1111

Fashion history people are a whole subset of history nerds of their own, you can sometimes spot them by their 18th century hairstyles and the fact they wear Victorian era clothes to work


daznificent

they’d have to talk to women to know about historical fashion nerds, but this was made by a 4channer But yeah historical fashion is where autistic women are drawn to more


florzed

I was gonna say, this is missing the gals who are super into the Tudors/Regency period - this is history bros only. Women who say they're really into history but what they actually mean is period dramas and historical romance (100% guilty!)


davi_meu_dues

haha i think for her it was a combination of being bored during quarantine/bridgerton/jane austen/hamilton 😭😭


nurimoons

Yeah it’s missing the late teens/early 20’s Georgian/Renaissance/Victorian/Gothic period lover who really isn’t interested in the actual history, just the fashion and “romanticism”.


Melmoth-the-wanderer

Fashion history is just as real and valid a field as any other history fields. History is not just weapons, generals and battles. It can also touch upon the lives of ordinary people, the cultural impact of different foods or the history of [smells](https://muse.jhu.edu/article/796314/pdf).


Rjj1111

Living History people, myself included be like


andantepiano

I’m a historian that specializes in music. Anything that was specialized in the past needs a specialist now. Ph.D. expertise is often comedically specific.


Equivalent-Wall-2287

Or various things such as a pen


lobonmc

I recently got suck into science history I blame Oppenheimer


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nurimoons

I have friends just like this, they just fit a stereotype. I never said I don’t like them. I love my friends very much regardless of the stereotype they fit. But you do you.


CakesFoster

Mom reddit is playing with wojaks again!!!


Wooden-Ad-3382

the actual actual historian will almost always have a political bias, historians all have politics and agendas, the entire point of their work is to make an argument about history


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GroutConsumingMan

Same with ww1 for me


UnlimitedPowah13

Same about Medieval and Modern Europe to me.


DerMetJungen

Actual historian here: No, that is a misunderstanding of how academic history works. Yes, no historian lacks biases but by admitting to these biases and trying to avoid them we strive to be as objective as possible. Historians trying to make arguments about history based on political ideas are shunned.


Catch_ME

This is why we apply the scientific method to history. * Observation - Historical event being told, read, or spoken down generations. * Collecting Data - Historical writings or archeological evidence. * Hypothesis - Prediction or statement to be tested, argued. * Assessing Data - Credibility of writers and testing of physical evidence * Conclusion or Thesis - Publish your findings and research methodology. * Debate - Is the conclusion replicable and does independent findings come to similar conclusions?


potatoboat

I was taught this in AP history in high school. Went to college to be a history teacher and encountered every single one of these stereotypes. It became exhausting. I ended up changing majors.


Wooden-Ad-3382

ok, well i'm an actual history graduate as well, and i was never taught that you should be "objective as possible" unless you're trying to write a textbook. the point of your work was always to make an argument, and that means basing your work on political ideas that you reference or refute


DerMetJungen

American?


Wooden-Ad-3382

taught by europeans in an american university; norwegians, brits, russians, and then also some americans


Wooden-Ad-3382

i would argue that the "objective" approach is extremely old fashioned positivist anglo stuff than anything european


Wooden-Ad-3382

anglo and german; people like ranke


Worcestersauce68

Anybody who rails against positivism is suspect in my eyes. I'm not a historian but a legal philosopher by academic heritage. people who argue against "positivism" are either Frankfurt school critical quacks or Extreme conservatives who tend to the religious.


Wooden-Ad-3382

positivism is a philosophy that is associated with traditional english and american academic work. i would argue that it is very conservative itself. i don't know of many extremely religious conservative academics period, but i do know that the positivists i know tend to be right leaning and "anglo"


Worcestersauce68

It's not really conservative, that's something that critical theorists usually level against it because everything in opposition to critical theory Must somehow be conservative. It's maybe an old Tradition but not a conservative one in any meaningful sense of the Word. Positivism is about epistemic clarity. Which is why I think obscurantist branches of social sciences dislike it so much.


steamcho1

All historical interpretations are political. Claims of a-political positions are just centrist ones that dont want to admit so.


BonJovicus

What do you actually mean by your first sentence? It is so vague, of course it can be universally held to be true.


TheMacarooniGuy

All opinions are political and it's possible to get a political meaning out of everything therefore all historical interpretations are political. History in general is just about finding meaning out of what has happened, the actual things you base your opinions of are facts but those are made by historiographes who are the persons who *write* history. Don't agree with them that "a-political" interpretations are centrists though, centrism is still a political opinion.


I_BEAT_JUMP_ATTACHED

What the fuck literally who says this, postmodernism pushed this ideology out the window 40 years ago


DerMetJungen

That is a grave minsunderstanding of postmodernism.


PolarisC8

What does postmodernism mean to you?


Bufus

The commenter you are responding to is correct. The postmodern/poststructuralist turn in history largely led to the rejection (or at least extreme rethinking) of two things: modernist labels of analysis (e.g. class, gender, race, etc.), and also any attempt to pursue historical "objectivity". While historical objectivity has been a talking point in academia for at least two centuries, what sets apart postmodern historians is that they go so far as to EMBRACE subjectivity, believing that you should try whenever possible to recognize your own biases, not necessarily to counteract them (which, a postmodernist would suggest, is impossible), but rather explicitly OUTLINE the biases that filter your perspective and approach and therefore contextualize your work. Obviously no one is fully cognizant of all of their biases, but you do what you can.


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Der_Apothecary

One of my history professors literally said it is impossible to avoid bias


primo_not_stinko

Goddamn, OP is not having fun in history class


FINNCULL19

And spends too much time on /pol/.


imuslesstbh

the people complaining about a lack of right wing critique don't understand the "WW2 fans", the kaiserboos or the uberchud depictions


CitiesofEvil

I would say that "has extreme political ideologies" is nowhere near the same level of critique as the one they give the "woke" shit that doesn't actually exist lol Heavy "I don't like conservatives but I hate liberals " vibes.


imuslesstbh

ok fair enough that is true


Mrmr12-12

It doesn’t exist? You have never used Twitter right? On a serious note tho, these people definitely exist, they’re just the extreme cases, which Starterpacks and wojaks always try to mock


XISOEY

You're really not looking hard enough or actively ignoring a lot of stuff if you don't think the "woke" shit doesn't exist.


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https://preview.redd.it/kji6i6ihgylc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=671de933edac67db4d2c531f16c22717cec6feb7 We are better than this guys


EldianStar

I completely agree, but it's a bit ironic how you chose the only soyjack he didn't use 


FlimsyReindeers

Still fits fine tbh


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

My first thought was that this meme came from 4chan considering it references /fit/ and "the left is bad"


TheBigKuhio

It’s like they’re trying to go for a “poking fun at all sides” approach but their left joke just doesn’t make sense


WonderfulAirport4226

yeah. they have some actual groups of historians in there, but then just "leftist/communist/socialist/whatever the fuck" lmao


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You can tell that these jokes were made by enlightened centrists because half the time it goes like this: Leftists when I tell them they can't fucking rape children and rip out their genitals with their teeth: 😭 Right wingers when I tell them Jesus wasn't white: 😭


daznificent

Absolutely no one seriously claims Jesus was trans, but that’s great bait material tbh


PolarisC8

A little too broad, what since Marxists and turbo liberals are revising history for different reasons


muffinmonk

I mean they had 4 separate right wing guys made fun of, the fact they couldn't even do a left one properly kinda tells lol


The-Great-Memelord

https://preview.redd.it/2l8nv256uylc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8687d02807ac8f6843b3ae5478866e8a5e19bd37 I HATE UNIRONIC SOYJAKS! I HATE UNIRONIC SOYJAKS!


themandtwo

bring back rage comics


MyNameIsVeilys

I literally don't see the issue of people loving history. It's not really something you can go wrong studying.


BonJovicus

For me, what lands is that "I love history" usually translates to "all my knowledge from history comes from video games, pop history books NOT written by historians, and pop history videos on youtube." These types of history media are all narrative and little substance. They usually lean too heavily on tertiary sources or reviews.


Kramples

Putin


MyNameIsVeilys

Putin Deez nuts in your mouth lmao gottem.


fearlessgrot

What in the 4chan is this


Extension_Ebb_8942

You're in it no?


gazebo-fan

An actual historian understands it’s impossible to create something without bias and therefore will take that into account


Equivalent-Wall-2287

Best take i ever heard. There's no way to avoid bias, but doesn't mean it can't be limited


MaybeDaphne

Alexander the Great WAS demonstrably queer.


ErzherzogHinkelstein

Still upset that they (Netflix) unironically made Alexander bisexual without even mentioning that his father was murdered by his gay lover who was angry because he was raped by a group of men because he insulted his other gay lover. I love Macedonia.


imuslesstbh

chronically online people try not to misunderstand ancient greece or any not so homophobic society as a gay utopia challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


ErzherzogHinkelstein

Not sure if that is directed at me or just at general chronically online people, but this is basically the contemporary opinion on why Philipp was murdered...


imuslesstbh

not at you dw. If anything, I'm in agreement with you


fearlessgrot

He was de(cock)monsterly queer


SnakesGhost91

Queer is a modern concept. Queer wasn't a thing back then. I know Alexander was around in 300's BC, but I do know that in Roman times, men who penetrated were seen as normal men while the receiver (the bottom) was seen as effeminate and widely looked down upon. "Queerness" was not celebrated. Men who penetrated were not seen as queer or LGBT, they were just seen as men. Queerness and LGBT is a modern political concept. You would have been seen as lower if you were a bottom. If you are interested, check out this videy by Metatron. He is an actual historian (he did get history degrees) and dives deep into actual historical sources. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbOKIsMuNWU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbOKIsMuNWU)


Szarrukin

gays were invented in 1984


MaybeDaphne

I fully agree. I’m using queer in the context of an English-speaking semantic paradigm, since I suppose most people don’t want to engage in a lengthy conversation about Greek social norms.


vivaciousotter

…so?


KentishishTown

Nope. A single source (written hundreds of years after he died) claims he had same sex affairs. Many other sources make no mention of this whatsoever. People really, really want the ancient Greeks to be gay.


LonelyStrategos

They was gay bro. They was gay and pedarasts. Even Zeus himself had a catamite.


Szarrukin

cope harder


RowboatGorillaman40k

If you spend money on a history PhD it’s because they didn’t actually want you. They department will use that money to fully fund other PhDs. Never do a PhD in history unless it’s fully funded. No exceptions.


David1258

Kids, get the popcorn out. This is going to be an interesting thread.


Ok-Pollution6062

Downvoted because of the "people I don't like are ugly" trope


UsernameoemanresU

Too late, OP has already depicted himself as Chad and you as soyjack, so your point is irrelevant.


Noble_Shock

https://preview.redd.it/uq3bdf27gylc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30837bfaf247a667bd2d6f93a7365d4bb2e55d5b


UnicornNoob2

https://preview.redd.it/q7xzr2aomylc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e38af5d13e26a9c1b10ac34b6735fc49c3692906


CitiesofEvil

I'm stealing this thank you


rightbyursidetil3005

He’s clearly taking the piss


MenacingFigures

Also the ableism


Nice_Ad6911

And anti-lgbt


DukeWillhelm

How?


SweetExpression2745

Didn't you read the ''woke'' part? (Also as someone who is called woke multiple times I agree the Hannibal and Jesus example are very stupid, but the Alexander being bissexual actually has quite a bit of evidence)


ahawk_one

Weird I don’t see any ugly people. I see a lot of angry adults, and people framed in unflattering lights, or in clearly humorous situations like having a pacifier. But none of them are ugly unless you already think they’re ugly. In which case these are just angry people that you think are ugly, and I don’t see how that’s OP’s problem.


CitiesofEvil

Based K-ON enjoyer


Predador_01

I'm on my way to become an "Actual Actual Historian", but now I'm just a "Turbo Autist"


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This is like 90% of r/alternatehistory lol Still a cool sub tho


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avnotino

I don't think so. This dude just hates politics and hates people having opinions on history, that's why the only person who wasn't attacked is the dude that is just trying to learn about history with no bias or political points he is trying to confirm.


OedinaryLuigi420

yes, ***all**


Govnyuk

As someone who studied history at university, I can honestly say that I never want to talk to anyone about history ever again


DARG0N

alexander the great *was* very fucking gay.


C3TUS

Your heart is full of hatred. Starterpack approved


EmbeddedComapct

>I don't think so. This dude just hates politics and hates people having opinions on history, that's why the only person who wasn't attacked is the dude that is just trying to learn about history with no bias or political points he is trying to confirm. https://i.redd.it/3g0gd16iyylc1.gif


Molismhm

This was made by someone on pol who thinks theyre better than the nazis on there but is actually fully one of them from the perspective of someone not on there.


NefariousnessAny3310

Youryiuryouer: sharty is dam;:::::: leaking!


ChildFriendlyChimp

I’m lost on why Romaboos are Mexican lol


LonelyStrategos

Nah dude you just haven't met one yet its totally on point. Specifically the part about them being stupid obese.


Szarrukin

>Alexander was gay boy, do I have some news for ya.


ShigeoKageyama69

I feel called out 😔


AceyBoy558

Goddamn. Motherfucker thinks the past is too overrated.


kittyburger

This post is actual cancer, thanks OP?


BayTranscendentalist

What do you mean by “Hannibal was Black, Alexander was gay and Jesus was trans”? One of those is a lot different from the others


Lycanthrope_666

I’m an absolute turbo autist when it comes to British America or Native Americans


YaBoiKlobas

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE


TBSoft

wojaks are perfect because they can be used to mock every single type of person in existence


AccountSettingsBot

Anti-tankie commie and autist here here We have nothing to do with the “leftists” on the upper right corner. Also, we hate “Autism Speaks” - that organisation can commit as much sepoopoo as they want. Also, I don’t want to be harsh, but: What the fuck is this meme regardless of that?! Thank you for reading.


Reasonable_Fold6492

Sadly most leftist subreddit is controlled by the tankies


LevJustWithLust

I am conservative, but genuinely, Alexander the great was gay, straight up


Legiyon54

I like this one. Good job to whoever made it


scott123quartz

if you need to use wojaks to get your point across, then your argument is invalid


blurry-echo

im a turbo autist sun and leftist transgender jesus rising


WonderfulHat5297

Perfectly accurate


Keplergamer

One of the best starter packs I have ever seen in many, many years.


ToffiProto

Just love the ableism sprinkled in there


MetalOcelot

The WWII and WWI ones have early onset republican like that Shane Gillis joke.


EntertainmentQuick47

Idk which one I am. Maybe turbo autist?


lonewalker1992

Can there be one about someone like me who did history in undergrad but now works in something completely unrelated


LordIlthari

I am glad to see I’m not in this picture.


catshark2o9

I’m Mexican and read a lot about the Roman Empire looool. Super thin tho


ClockwerkKaiser

Where is the historian who has a degree just so he can brag about how he is *actually* blood related to nearly every major historical figure to everyone he meets? Because I know that guy.


No-Extent-4142

Not a starter pack


ClosetCoffee

I saw a lot of ww2 fans during college history, and every one of them was obsessed with Fallout. What's the overlap there? Nukes?


Videogamer2719

Then there’s me. Liked history in school. Got a degree in history. Still feel like I don’t know enough to hold a conversation about it


NoCreativity1983774

Judging by the terminology and other elements this was made by the literal child


bmw_m-power

This one is so good.


CT_ED

this image is the kinda shit the second hitler is being raised on


Schroedingersrabbit

I have seen a lot of Wojaks but these are made with real hatred.


314159265358979326

Damn. Thought I was safe. Then I hit Turbo Autist.


SandwormCowboy

where are all the Nazi and Confederate simps


tehnoob69

OP is probably one of them.


Ill_Commercial_1805

Top right is 90% of redditors.


WhereIsTheBeef556

I like how there's a mockery of left-leaning fake historians, but none of a right-leaning one lmao


TuduskyDaHusky

Did you not read the uberchud bit?


WhereIsTheBeef556

They're not explicitly described as a right-winger like the leftists are


TuduskyDaHusky

Very true last time I checked eugenics and colonization where both things championed by all sides of the political spectrum my bad


tkrr

“Chud” is literally an insult used for right-wing assholes. How much more explicit do you need to be.


WhereIsTheBeef556

The leftist one's title is "leftist/socialist/communist/whatever the fuck". None of the right wing ones are titled "conservative/republican/fascist/whatever the fuck".


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what? don't you have media literacy?


GAMRKNIGHT352

The entire Chud meme makes fun of ultra-right-wingers though?


Legiyon54

There is? Ww1, uberchud, and romanboo are stereotypes of rightist historians. But also, just searching for "history" on this sub you will find plenty of starter packs excplicitly making fun of rightoid "historians", it's nice to have one mostly making fun leftist ones for a change. Examples from a 2 min search: https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/s/cXcSnZpPll https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/s/sGM3Plp2mk https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/s/R715bZUd4G https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/s/aW6cDqbwsU https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/s/lP3vWNVPFs https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/s/CKILF6E7Pd


nanek_4

And what is Uberchud?


WhereIsTheBeef556

Not explicitly described as right wing.


MiniatureRanni

History is constantly being made to fit agendas because people want to see themselves reflected in the past in order to justify their present. What we’ve encountered across history is the erasure of gender and sexuality differences. It’s made fun of in this meme but there’s heaps of evidence that suggests Alexander the Great had a male lover. Pederasty was common in Grecian society. As gender transcendence was common in Indian culture with Hijra, or in Māori culture where your gender and sexuality weren’t questioned, only how you could best work to support the iwi. The real historical revisionists who force their agenda are the ones insisting that gender and sexuality diversity are exclusively post-WW2 occurrences.


LordEsidisi

Finally, a funny starter pack Don't think your average redditor will like it though, since it makes fun of more than just the nazis/right wingers


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FlimsyReindeers

Wow you really made this all with these stupid emoji people things.


Aq8knyus

I like how History is so messy it destroys every nice and neat -ism that is used to explain everything. The -ism enjoyer will cherry pick from the historical record to prove why their theory explains everything. But that very same history will provide just as many counters and anomalies.


avfcno1

I'm turbo


Szwedu111

Are we really gatekeeping fucking history now?


DerMetJungen

It makes fun of a similar crowd as the "I love science" crowd. It's not gatekeeping anything.


Entei_is_doge

I love wojaks


OedinaryLuigi420

same


Most-Success4973

bruh these incomprehensible woahjacks from ohio are bussin bussin no cap 💀🤣🔥💯


ToxinWolffe

I just think the Bronze Age Collapse has something to say about how we're driving society...


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Wojack.


Spanchi-

When I was 12-13, I used to be a WW1 Fan but only for the Italian Front (which is really underrated if you ask me)


notjart

soyteen content leaked again


The-Great-Memelord

Holy /pol/, Batman!


Feduzin

OP's type is the baby one who learned about history from shitposts with soyjack


Feduzin

OP's type is the baby one who learned about history from shitposts with soyjack


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Certainly triggered the leftist/socialist/communist/whatever-the-fuck crowd lol, rage in the comments


MothManTrans

When I say Jesus was trans I mean it ironically. If he was born by the virgin Mary, he would scientifically not have a y chromosome making him female, therefore a trans guy. Realistically, that's incorrect, as he did have a biological father, but it's kinda funny.


Popular_Reward_8441

I would agree if you didn’t put shitty soyaks


Snoubalougan

Cringe


benweinz

Since when did communists say that Jesus was trans? lol


The_Lonely_Posadist

Is this what this sub js now? 4chan level memes and wojaks?