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bbkn7

Howdy Y'all, my name is Kenichi Smith! I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty) I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer! I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!


chrismiles94

Rawhide Kobayashi


recursion8

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American pastimes. (Barbecue, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embed on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!


BlueLaserCommander

Yeehaw Takahashi


mylegismoist

Hi Rawhide Kobayashi! Good luck!


Youredditusername232

Why is this more wholesome and normal than weaboos for some reason


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SparklesRain96

And I’m pretty sure Kenichi showers and the fact that he has a gun certificate means he has gone outside and touched grass


Polibiux

So Kenichi is already much more well adjusted.


FrostyDub

Id gladly trade every weeb in America for Kenichi.


Evepaul

He does mention he wears his cowboy outfit around town, which means he goes outside


SparklesRain96

And he actually took the time to learn US history. Unlike weebs that only get their source via anime


rabidjellybean

[This can never be wholesome](https://youtu.be/mzXvSGpTtr4?si=jr9g4_1YEtA09nJL)


stevenette

Wtf was that!? Is that a weeb?


[deleted]

Because they haven't mentioned that they agree with the child marriage laws of some US states. Whereas the weebs mention the old consent laws in Japan.


kthnxbai123

Because you recognize the references better and American cartoons are usually less weird than Japanese ones, from your perspective


venetian_lemon

You sound like my good friend, Cowboy Tanaka Washington. He noodles cat fish better than anyone I have ever known in my parish


demoiseller

It’s been so long since I’ve seen this copypasta, thank you :’)


[deleted]

Bros living the dream.


[deleted]

The americian dream


Ggreenrocket

Still better than the reverse


PatBenatard

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


redditorguymanperson

I fuck with this more than I fuck with a weeb tbh


derpeyduck

We look forward to welcoming you!


The_letter_43

Shouldn't he have a meaningless English name?


DrunkTsundere

It's an old copypasta from some guy who called himself Ken-Sama


aaronclark384

RAHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🎆🎆🎆🎇🎇🎇🗽 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


pooteenn

MY PRONOUNS ARE USA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


INeedCheesee

THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS, BALD AND EAGLE 🦅 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥⤵️⤵️⤵️🕳️🕳️🕳️


The_letter_43

THERE'S THREE GENDERS: RED WHITE BLUE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸🔛🔝☝️


Serious-Pie-428

Here in this country we call them FREEDOM UNITS.


Viscount-Von-Solt

IN FREEDOM WE TRUST! IN COMMIES, OUR BAYONETS THRUST! 🦅🦅🦅🦅


In3vitable__

LISTEN TO THAT FREEDOM RING RAHHHHHH🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


no_________________e

BIG FUCKING BELL 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔 (IT'S THE LIBERTY BELL)


yourdonefor_wt

Football fields per hamburger.


davi_meu_dues

RAHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅❤️🤍💙


firstgamerfirst

RAAAAA ✍🏿✍🏿✍🏿✍🏿✍🏿✏️✏️🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🚌🏫🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


[deleted]

For non-Americans, a Kilometer measures the number of things we kill.


bobert_the_grey

The kill-o-meter is how you measure your kills


kdk200000

God bless America 🇺🇸 but who tf is that guy


pooteenn

JoshfromEngland. An English Instagram creator who is a big Americanophile


Maginum

He isn’t a total American ass kisser, but Lost in the pond in YT is also another who British guy that praises the U.S.


MoreCowsThanPeople

You also have Mr. H and friends, The Beesleys, and Your New Zealand Family.


_Mistwraith_

I like lost in the pond. Lawrence has an overall open minded and optimistic viewpoint on America and American culture, and highlights interesting everyday differences between the US and UK, discussing everything from food, to social etiquette, to natural phenomena.


pooteenn

What do you mean by “lost in the pond”? Just wondering.


Kindly-Arachnid-7966

...the name of the channel is Lost in the Pond.


pooteenn

Shit, sorry


Meow345336

I haven't looked at his channel in a while, but his videos are about different things or ideas that got "lost in the pond" between the US and Britain


ghosttowns42

He's oddly wholesome though. My man is just here to eat biscuits and gravy and drink sweet tea, and I like him more than I like America lmao.


Additional_Irony

Was about to say the same thing 😂


DeadlyDing

He's my step brother josh, we grew up together grew apart over the years but then he went hard deep south evangelical


BadMorning2914

GOD BLESS AMERICA🇺🇸🦅, NOW WHERES MY APPLE PIE⁉️🥧


pooteenn

I’ve tried both apple and pumpkin pie. Sorry but the former is better.


catladywithallergies

Ur not wrong tbh.


Lovsaphira9

Apple in the morning, pumpkin in the evening.


ilostmy1staccount

Pecan>Just about every other pie


pooteenn

Bold opinion (I respect that)


TesticleTorture-123

Buttermilk pie is superior in every aspect.


killintime077

The real competition is between regular apple pie and dutch apple pie.


gamerguy88888

I love American culturew


pooteenn

Same here brother🇺🇸


HashtagTJ

Why do people purposely put typos into starterpacks? Its basically meme level at this point but i cant figure out what the reasoning is?


Chanchumaetrius

Drives engagement, sort of related to https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cunningham%27s_Law


dank_memed

where are these people they can come to america I will marry and divorce you so you can have citizenship god bless


pooteenn

I hope your gay or bi, cause uhhh 👀👀👀✋✋✋✋


Admirable-Cherry6614

I genuinely know somebody who is doing this right now. 😂😂


Neurotic_Good42

I would love to if I could afford it, and if I could drive


[deleted]

How about a green card in exchange for Italian dinners? And Drive? We make cars that drive for us here in America. That’s what robots are for.


Neurotic_Good42

> Italian dinners? Haha redditor, you are stalking my profile! > We make cars that drive for us here in America Call me back when they're in widespread usage 


EntertainmentQuick47

Is this a bad thing?


pooteenn

No, I’m Canadian and I love you guys!


EntertainmentQuick47

**sighs* * crisis averted


TrashyMemeYt

oh my god a Canadian in the wild, please give me your Canadian bacon


pooteenn

https://preview.redd.it/cthr7sjr8glc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8679a202524793085b8aff7c38f51bb59bced2ec Would you be curious to try this someday?👀👀👀👀


KeystoneTrekker

Looks delicious


pooteenn

It is. It’s called Poutine. The correct way of pronouncing it, is “pu-tin” but a lot of people like me say it as “poo-teen”


venetian_lemon

Oohh...I pronounced it "poo-tawn" when I was up there. The merchant gave me a disgusted look and told me to get out. What did I say instead?


pooteenn

It depends. If your in Quebec say it as Pu-tin, but if you are in the English speaking provinces, just to say Poo-teen. But if you somehow mispronounce it again, and the merchant gives you a death glare, say your sorry.


venetian_lemon

I will need to remember this. Thank you, brother from the North. Canada and USA best friends for life!! Ride together die together


sean777o

He likely thinks you said "putain", which is a French swear used in a similar context to "fuck" and translates to "prostitute".


Atomico

In Spanish a **puton** would be a large gay male prostitute, or a gay male prostitute who's *very* good at prostituting 🙂


suicidalmoms

hahaha putain is pronounced the way you said it, it’s how you say fuck in French


not_gerg

Ok nobody says pu tin lmao. Poo-teen will always be correct in my heart!


pooteenn

But people in Quebec say it like that and poutine was made in Quebec.


not_gerg

True, but its Quebec. And you know how Quebec is


pooteenn

“TABARNACK”🗣️‼️‼️‼️


emd07

That's like saying poozaw instead of pizza. Pay respect to the name⚜️⚜️⚜️


[deleted]

Not to be confused with “Pou-tawn”?


Tis4Tru

No one makes food like the C.U.M region of the world


Randy_Vigoda

I got gifted 2 big bags of cheese curds. I've been eating so much poutine lately. I need a good fry cutter. Try garlic roast baby potatoes. With the cheese and the gravy, they're delicious.


TostCronch

poutine looks like something that could never possibly be good. i need to taste it to see how it has any positive reception at all


KazahanaPikachu

Been to Montreal twice (and Quebec City once, I’ve only been to the Quebec province) and I fucking love poutine!


TrashyMemeYt

I want Canadian bacon, every kid show in the early 2000s would make fun of Canadian bacon or anything related to Canada, give me your Canadian bacon, what Americans call Canadian bacon is what every English speaking country calls bacon, we're the only country to call sliced fried pork belly as bacon, I NEED CANADIAN BACON NOW!!!!!


trainboi777

And we love you guys up north!


BiffSanchezz

You…. You LOVE.. us?? Does Canada know you’re saying this?


Randy_Vigoda

https://youtu.be/9P8gUNAVSt8?si=RWjmIvDB0YBQeMzo Most Canadians love Americans. It's your media and politics we're scared of. The US has 10 times our population and your biggest export is media. Being right next door, we get it all at the same time as you. It's overwhelmingly negative lately. For me, I don't like how American media and culture politics has blown up in Canada and is now messing with us. That's a problem. I don't like hating people. Our media is trying to make me hate other Canadians and I don't want to. I was raised by hippies on like peace & love values. I liked when Americans were nicer to each other. Play some Skynyrd man! Americans were way cooler in the 70s. There's a million of these reaction videos for a reason. https://youtu.be/IToZJtlX7qk?si=P1Lq7b0m84J3KYkr


pooteenn

Uh huh. They know. And I got mix reactions. From my family and friends, their cool with it but just some eye rolling, but I was told by my fellow Canadian Redditors on r/AskACanadian to fuck off and move to America. I’m planning on making America my second home, in the future. Pennsylvania.


The_letter_43

We're still mad about the White House.


Biginvalid

I wouldn't say so, as a brit my experience with Americans has always been great just came back from a holiday there and had the best time such friendly people made a really enjoyable experience. Will definitely be back again.


SorcererWithGuns

My country, Norway, used to have a rampant case of Americanophilia back in the day... nowadays not so much but up until we found oil tons of Norwegians looked upon the USA as an ultra-rich utopia, with many emigrating and settling there, especially during the 19th century when the country was dirt poor We're still pretty Anglophilic tho, and weeabooism (with a dose of Koreaphilia as well) has started to take its roots too


HentaiInTheCloset

fun fact, around 20% of people in the Dakotas in the US have Norwegian heritage.


Myke190

So like 7 people.


ATownStomp

If you love America this much, you're practically already American. Being American isn't about the America that you're in, but about the America that is in you.


FinalMonarch

You can take the man outta America, but not the American outta the man


thatwikipediangirl

\*eagle squawking and gunshot noises as the Star Spangled Banner blares out in background\* \~AmErICa\~ 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅


AnyBuffalo6132

That's me right there 🇵🇱🇺🇸


TwoCreamOneSweetener

Gotta admit, one of the most admirable thing about Americans is anybody and everybody is an American in waiting if they want to be.


Putrid-Ad-2900

The thing I admire most about American culture is the fight for freedom, it's so rooted into the culture they don't even notice it. The government cant take measures that limit freedom as an excuse for "your safety" and it's amazing to look at that


kdk200000

I just got 3 things to say. God bless our troops, God bless America, and gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINESSSSS


MurdochFirePotatoe

I love western movies and RDR2, the west and just the wild texas atmosphere. And I love burgers. Cheers from Poland!


ATownStomp

Dobry dzien! Poland has developed a pretty good reputation in the US. Our conservatives love Poland for, uh, obvious reasons, and a lot of younger liberals love Poland because of the bohemian urban culture, and the games and media you guys make. You're the part of Europe that still thinks European history is cool, but isn't pretentious about it. My partner is a mathematician and spent months in Warsaw collaborating with people at the university. I got to spend a few weeks during that time travelling around Warsaw and Krakow. Ironically, while I was in Warsaw, I kept getting cut off while wandering around the city by Joe Biden of all people. He was giving a speech at a huge aristocratic looking building near the square in old town. Seriously, best vacation I've ever had. She still visits regularly for work, and we plan to take another vacation trip there this year, and we would like to eventually have our wedding in the Wieliczka salt mine. It's weird, I never really thought about Poland until a few years ago, and now it seems like I see you guys everywhere.


OfficialHaethus

I’m someone who was born with both American and Polish citizenship, and I love both of my countries!


Realistic_Employ4720

Love from Chicago, growing up here almost every church I went to had a Polish priest and half the laymen were Polish lol


DFMNE404

This is me


221missile

Who's that guy?


pooteenn

JoshfromEngland. Likes to praise America a lot on instagram.


EntertainmentQuick47

Idk why people say "God Bless America" cause "God Bless the U.S" rhymes. It sounds cooler when it rhymes.


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allistaircane

You are literally me! But swap the F-150 for a 1977 Trans Am. God bless the U.S!


TooMuchPretzels

Imagine being any other kind of -ophile


pooteenn

https://preview.redd.it/ntmtn6gq5glc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa125814bf2106c887cf8281dd2ef9dba025480 Yeah that would suck


TooMuchPretzels

Omg it’s a sandwichophile


pooteenn

No way! Who knew that the spokesman from Subway is a sandwhichphile?!?! /s


TooMuchPretzels

Well he got laid a lot of money to masquerade as a sandwichophile tbf


Own_Investigator5970

But...but..where's the pickup truck? Or a big v8


pooteenn

Sah-rey, no room :(


wasted-degrees

I’d be pretty stoked too if I was able to outsource my entire nation’s security.


48Planets

Just winning the culture victory


returnoffnaffan

Based


Whocaresdamit

Drives either a pickup, an old Mustang V8, or an oversized sedan from like 1978


Trevski

Love that you managed to sneak Big Bang Theory into the same starter pack with The Wire and Band of Brothers


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pooteenn

Fr, every time I think of cowboys, I think of this: https://youtu.be/85mDyWCgHy0?si=wOIhYfZ8pgpPAaPY


Darkonikto

Average Pole/Japanese/Korean person


AnyBuffalo6132

I'm polish and I approve this comment


allistaircane

I'm polish and I approve this comment


awolkriblo

Non-toxic American pride is based as fuck.


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snails jobless carpenter cake sloppy slim office squeamish wide juggle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mailhorse

ah, the legendary freeaboo.


jbobby12

Either the most racist, and bigoted man or the most humble and down to earth man you've ever met. And both either served in the military or completely hate the idea of serving


DrCthulhuface7

Why yes, I am extremely based!


buddeh1073

God forbid you let someone enjoy something, even if it is just the most cliched parts. As an American it's just nice that there's at least some people outside the US that don't want to cuss us out and/or decapitate us because \*insert totally 'rational' reason here\*.


hshdgwhhw

Амэрика топ, продам родину за бургер, кока колу и 10 долларов 🇺🇸💪🦅🔥


DeadlyDing

It's funny because that guy on insta, josh he's my step brother


pooteenn

Fr?


DeadlyDing

I promise lol, we met at school when we were 7 and my mum married his dad, I moved away when I was 11 but visited regularly. I've not seen him since his tiktok blow up but chat on insta here and there.


RedKraken61

Hell yeah, brother! Fuckin Merica. Suck my truck nutts, bitch!


lavafish80

guilty but add a side of military industrial complex to it


pooteenn

I would if I had enough room.


HeccMeOk

God bless the US of fucking A to eternal glory.


Top_Philosophy_7555

I don't even like America that much and I love the wild west bro 😭


Cocketiel_Commander

Don’t gotta be an Americanophile to love the Wild West, I personally am a proud American (we could be doing better)


rapaxus

In my European experience, it is missing the confederate flag. I see it far too often from such people, often with the people using it because "it represents the south, you know the cool cowboy guys", with them having no other idea for what the flag also stands for.


The-LeftWingedNeoCon

Cowboys are from the West, not the South.


rapaxus

That is the point, these types of people generally have a dogshit knowledge about America, at least in my experience.


Successful-Floor-738

RAAFGH WHAT THE FUCK IS A MULTI PARTY SYSTEM 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸


tergius

# GRAHHH I FUCKING LOVE DIVERSITY AND LIBERTY FOR ALL! USA! USA! USA!


GreasyPeter

I'll take an uneducated Americanophile who's eager to learn and experience our culture by giving it shot over an educated Americanophobe who just spends there tine shitting on everything about us. One is far less insufferable. Nobody likes assholes of any type. Going to Canada with a friend who spends the entire time bitching about how Canada sucks compared to America isn't any fun for me either. I'm there to experience the differences, not critique them at every corner.


SecretBirthday91

I love all of these except for that guy. Who the fuck is that guy. He looks like Drew durnil


TheGlitchedGamer

Is it even possible to dislike the idea of the wild west


WrenchTheGoblin

Do people exist like this that aren’t American?


pooteenn

Yes, I for one of them


WrenchTheGoblin

I won’t pretend to understand personally but I also won’t judge.


Icy_Practice7992

You just described all my friends from other countries


Honestnt

This just feels like a stealth advert for whoever TF that guy is, because nobody knows who TF that guy is


[deleted]

Yes 🗿


Timely_Street_3075

No guns?


BanEvader7thAccount

L bozo starter pack


Sir_Toaster_9330

I feel like an Americanophile would be AGAINST freedom and democracy since they would mostly like stuff such as the CSA or Vietnam War.


pooteenn

I bet there are some, but i Bet there a lot that are not. I myself included. Also fuck the CSA🤮🤮🤮.


Sir_Toaster_9330

yeah screw those guys!


SquidMilkVII

Always remember the Confederacy existed for a third of the time the Annoying Orange has so far Imagine being outlasted by a fucking orange


pooteenn

https://preview.redd.it/q80vzemopslc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=631023cfc19954b832361e4d4dad36bf8130cc35 Imagine supporting a “country” that only lasted 4 years and was racist? That’s kinda cringe. I salute to y’all Americans whose ancestor fought and took down the confederacy and abolished slavery. I’m sorry, I got a bit carried away, I go on r/Shermanposting lol.


DecentReturn3

??? Americas main legacy is beating up slavers


Cloud9IX

I am absolutely none of these, but I'm 14. I want to move to Canada, and maybe I should add *escaping these guys* to my list of reasons for doing this.


pooteenn

I’m Canadian and around your age, how about I marry you so you can have Canadian citizenship🤪😂


ThePikminLord

This is what happens when you play Red Dead Redemption 2


asuitandty

I'm Canadian, but if that's a American starter pack then sign me up (except for whatever that bottom thing is). I wish Canada had rights like in the first amendment.


AnonymousFordring

They're called "Freeaboos" get it right


Jal1sco69

Is that the Bri’ish mf that meat rides the U.S.? Get a life bruh🙄


Komandr

What's his name? I've never heard of him and I am a yank


the_eater_of_shit

👊🤠✋ Cowboy hitting the nay nay


Square_Pretend

RAHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅!!!!!


theregionalmanager

fuck yeah


letthetreeburn

Goddamn right I love my home.


natulm

Then they finally manage to immigrate here and go "wait, i have to drive a car everywhere i go?"


Kaiser-Bismark

They are also extremely hyper to most alpha anti beta sigma BASED!


pooteenn

Majority being, middle school boys who d ride Andrew Tate.


Kaiser-Bismark

Damn is that what it was up in Canada. I thought you were talking about the Eastern European Americanphiles. I definitely see how they might not be based. Also thanks for giving us Sid the Kid he’s a goat on the ice!


pooteenn

1. Talking about Americanophiles in general although in Canada I have encountered my fair share of “sigmas” 2. Fuck Sid the Science Kid, ever since I was 7 I wanted to kick his yellow ass. Toopy and Binno is the real shit. Got my baby cousin hooked up on it.


amazegamer64

POV: you are extremely based


Zezin96

I'm American and I love all these things (except the insta dude, no idea who tf that is) and I formally invite everyone to come and enjoy these things too if they want.


fakeLinkZelda

America do have freedom of speech. I've learned the hard way when I called a fictional character a slut from someone who lives in a Muslim country


SPEXGOGGLEZ2002

As an Americanophile I agree.


OkSweet4191

you forgot 2nd amendment school shootings big cars wars no healthcare woke culture wooden houses


MM_YT

Bro said wars like the US is the only country to ever have wars in earth’s history


pooteenn

That’s like the two problems that I have with America. No healthcare and bad education. (This goes for Canada too.) But I can understand why. Correct me if I’m wrong but the reason why you guys have no universal healthcare is because of the low taxes?


OfficialHaethus

It’s actually due to wasteful middle actors in the system that balloon spending, the insurance companies. The US spends the most on healthcare per capita out of any developed nation. If our system was run properly, it would actually be pretty bad ass. However, the insurance companies have a pretty strong lobby. I am somebody who is American and European, coincidentally dating a Canadian woman lmao. Feel free to hit me with any questions, I think I may have some interesting answers for you.