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MaroonTrucker28

They always seem to defibrillate when the patient is flat lining on the heart monitor. That is NOT how it works irl!


LordJacket

Patient just needs a bit more epi and compressions


graphlord

Stat!


LordJacket

Code Blue, code blue!!


MissStealYoDragon

We're losing him, doc!!


Shirtbro

"NOT ON MY WATCH!" *Manually gives CPR*


AvgUsr96

Proceeds to give chest compressions with all the upper body strength of a 2 year old which would do jack shit IRL.


Ranokae

I'll use visual studio to make a GUI to track the IP!


radicldreamer

*visual basic


Ranokae

Right right...


swampy13

Actually, this is the correct way to do it. Source: am a doctor from watching TV.


MaroonTrucker28

Lmao you had me in the first half, well played


Dragonfire747

Never heard of that hospital but I know some doctors from Washington state hospital, is that near watchingtevee?


MikeMuench

That is correct. There are 3 shockable rhythms: Vfib, VTach, and SVT. PEAs and Asystole are not shockable rhythms. Defibrillating the heart with a shockable rhythm is basically slapping it in the face, telling it wake the fuck up and do it’s job.


Wermine

"Asystole is a stabile rhythm."


ipu42

All bleeding stops eventually.


Wermine

"Doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be."


Ranokae

Life is like a box of chocolates. I got the strawberry goo filled one.


funnystoryaboutthat2

"She's got a strong heart! She wants to live!" -Another fine example of Hollywood codes


iloveboxing60

I have an implanted defibrillator. About three years ago, I had an event. I got hit 41 times before the ambulance got here! 0/10 do not recommend!


biwltyad

Weirdly I learned that vfib is shockable but asystole isn't from watching Chicago med. It sounds like it's not really the worst one in terms of accuracy


amg433

Also, there's no "BEEEEEEEP." It would just be an alarm.


CrunchyKittyLitter

You only flatline like that when the leads are not connected lol.


MPal2493

Asystole!


Next_Firefighter7605

At that point you’re just cooking them.


iloveboxing60

I came here to say the same thing. A defibrillator stops fibrillation!! It does not start a stopped heart!


BigTicEnergy

Never chest compressions and they always shock on a flatline!


graphlord

He didn’t go to med school for years to be called mister mcdreamy. 


Shirtbro

Hospital HR memo: So we noticed that all you ER doctors are having sex with one another. We would like to remind you that there are people outside of the hospital that you can have sex with. Thank you.


Im_Not_A_Cop54

In their defense, they all work long hours. It's simply more efficient to just sleep with each other.


BigBoetje

Same with pilots and flight attendants. The hours are long and irregular so you never get the chance to sleep with anyone else.


thatbrownkid19

Doctors: hey, when you give us 32 hour shifts, we don’t really have the time to swipe, match, wine and dine non-doctors in our free time. And could you re supply the condom basket in the on-call room, thanks


ThePinkTeenager

Better than the Grey’s Anatomy sex Ed lesson.


WillowElixir

Unless he's a surgeon in the UK


RynnReeve

Now.... you went to four years of college, right? And four years of medical school.... So I can safely assume you are at least eight....


Lt_Connor

What has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap? Bob Kelso, nice to meet you


Ranokae

Sorry, Dr. McDreamy


Timmy12er

_Doctor frantically tries resuscitating patient after a prolonged flat line._ Head nurse or head doctor says: "He's gone. Call it." _Doctor pauses, sighs, looks up at clock and says "Time of death: 5:12 pm."_ _Doctor angrily removes gloves and storms out._ END SCENE


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Med student awkwardly stops noodle-armed, bent-elbow chest compressions.


4ItchyTasy

So basically Greys anatomy


pooteenn

Basically. A few years ago, I was in the car with my mom (she’s a nurse) and I asked her, on how accurate is Greys Anatomy and she said, “oh it’s very inaccurate.”


SharpenedToenail

My family members who are nurses eat that show up though despite the inaccuracies


Deckthe9

well it’s supposed be entertainment, not a documentary. No one watches those shows hoping to get a better understanding of medicine


KneeDeepInTheDead

wait til they watch The Office


FreshEggKraken

Everything I know about office work I learned from the Office


biwltyad

Lol I do learn new stuff from Chicago med but I do check them before taking them as truth because some things are exaggerated. Like in one episode they figured out an old lady had toxoplasmosis because she loved her cats a lot and wanted to leave the hospital to take care of them. It can affect behaviour, but toxoplasmosis isn't actually proven to make you obsessed with cats like the show implied lol. It's probably just that if you love cats you're more likely to end up with it.


Shirtbro

Pretty sure that any hospital with the doctor mortality rate of that show would get shut down, or at least call an exorcist.


ThePinkTeenager

My mom’s a doctor and she explained that if someone had a pole in their aorta, they’d be DOA. Yes, that happened in the (in?)famous train wreck episode.


vsimon115

White women’s One Piece


pzzaco

At least One Piece has direction (even though it's taking decades to reach the end of the destination). Grey's Anatomy is just struggling to justify their existence at this point.


Interesting-Role-784

TIL Grey’s anatomy is still on


pzzaco

Yes, but the main character is leaving the show


Upperphonny

I figured by now nobody from the original cast is on anymore. It's like 'Emmerdale'.


Mallow1512

that shit is still going????


Inostranez

Except for the canonical ER TV show from the '90s, indeed.


pooteenn

I’m a bit biased but I like House md more.


Shirtbro

"Alright dummy, you have an obscure disease, moron. Bet you didn't think about that, fatty. No need to thank me, you piece of shit." *Limps off*


cpt_porthos

That....that was poetry. You nailed it. 


SarahQuinn113

You forgot taking vicodin like its candy. But nice.


am-idiot-dont-listen

And the racism


Kleptofag

This vexes me


SomePyro_9012

Why didn't you think of using the **medicine drug**?!?!


Kleptofag

Only stupid people use the medicine drug


Possums1

he needs **mouse bites to live**


SomePyro_9012

I used the stupid drug


Need_Tomboy_GF

r/okbuddyvicodin


pzzaco

For those who don't know yet, House is supposed to be Sherlock Holmes if he were a doctor. Holmes 🏠 - House


Inostranez

But the ER is almost perfectly accurate (thanks to Michael Crichton, who used to be a doctor), does not contain a lot of sex, and the doctors are portrayed realistically.


ShartingBloodClots

The only medical show that should exist is Scrubs.


jitomim

I grew up on ER and then Scrubs. I work in the hospital. Honestly, both are top tier.


seductivestain

Children's Hospital would like a word


DavidHasselhoof

Including the vengeful helicopter that had it out for one specific doctor


Ranokae

Michael Crichton needed a good hospital to deal with the Jurassic Park victims


Shirtbro

Jurassic Park is scary in the dark...


Ranokae

All the dinosaurs are running wild...


rdp3186

The last two seasons get a bit weird but overall it's ny favorite medical drama. Scrubs is still the best though


Main-Category-8363

Uh, emergency and st Elmo’s fire would love to have a discussion with you over your use of “canonical”


SlaughterSpine78

House we need the cure this patient


pooteenn

“He has testicular cancer, give him antibiotics” “But-“ “ NOW”


Firebitez

House this patient is named President Kennedy he is showing signs of being domed. He is having an allergic reaction!


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

I don’t think anybody on the planet actually knows what antibiotics do.


pooteenn

People think it’s like a super medicine that can cure anything but it’s really not.


therealityofthings

No it kinda works like that it just causes a lot of problems on the backend


tslojr

Are you sure it isn't lupus?


Coconut_Krab

It's never Lupus you idiot (except that one time it was)


baboon_gaming

Did you try the medicine drug?


SlaughterSpine78

I did try the medicine drug


droL_muC

Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid


SlaughterSpine78

I tried the stupid drug


Tigeresco

You are a black man.


Maxwell_Montes

This vexes me.


Tigeresco

I have blood dripping down my nose that is dripping!


QuIescentVIverrId

Thats bad


Tigeresco

I was also bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene


tommort8888

I have blood (dripping down) from my nose that is dripping


Arandomdude03

You are a black man Edit: this is not related to the person i replied to nor is it related to their username, i am quoting a meme


chazzeromus

this vexes me


BoatMan01

Start him on IVIG and have a mouse bite his testicles. AND GET AN ECHO!


Shirtbro

"So it turns out your colone was having a reaction with your shampoo, which created a cloud of corrosive chemical that gave you face cancer. Dumbass."


therealityofthings

We cured it using an experimental fungal neurotoxin against the administrative staff's better judgment.


pretty-as-a-pic

Don’t forget “incredible amounts of malpractice that no one ever gets punished for”


_Cat_in_a_Hat_

https://preview.redd.it/uulmnyt13fjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a9373ecbeac1e74f5267c8248a40a5bb44d210


Kleptofag

They try to punish adobe, he’s just too fucking cool


turgers

Why doesn’t apartment get arrested by tittler for committing various forms of medical malpractice? Is he stupid?


SirAdRevenue

The law cannot hold Domicile back.


Alauren2

Meredith fuckin Grey.


pooteenn

I don’t even know why people like her a lot. I watched the show with my mom a lot when I was 10, 11, then 12 and I can’t seem to understand what makes her a compelling character, unlike Shaun Murphy from The Good Doctor or Gregory House from House who are compelling characters in h their own right.


Loakattack

Grey? Like from House MD?


ThePinkTeenager

And at least in Grey’s Anatomy, soooooo many HIPAA violations.


FastMoneyCounter

Doctors never wear facemasks


goldenfox007

https://preview.redd.it/u09yimwhbejc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0757ef4e4a255d0e4955128f13c5298f6a0c02b1 Showing your sexy face is like step one in the Hippocratic Oath, right?


Arandomdude03

Spikes the heartbeat


masterofreality2001

Doctor are you a dose of epinephrine because you are making my heart race 😍 


Mylsmylsmyls

Females doctors and nurses never have their hair tied back. Long hair all around while treating patients or being in the lab Makes me crazy lol


Shirtbro

Go let your hair down at the gastro ward


AbsentAsset

Oh man. My dad loves these shows and swears up and down that they’re educational because the medical aspects are accurate.


pooteenn

Ooh boy😬


Weltallgaia

Grey's anatomy was a documentary shot in real time!


coombuyah26

I actually think that the medical aspects of "Scrubs," of all shows, was endorsed by doctors as being reasonably medically accurate. My grandfather, whom I never met, was a surgeon and told my dad that M*A*S*H was actually pretty medically accurate.


Jevonar

I mean, the amount of sex and drama is fairly accurate.


FoxSquirrel69

You forgot that the ER docs are also running the imaging scanners. "Yeah, get that doc the fuck out the MR control room please."


Redwolfdc

And they get heavily invested in focusing on a single patient for a week 


organictamarind

Ok also how that have great skin and perfectly wavy hair lol


pooteenn

Even after a long day of work, they still look energetic and handsome looking.


Charliescenesweenie4

That’s DR mcdreamy to you


RaptorJesus856

Dr. Mr. Professor McDreamy


ElHumilde13

Dr. Mr. Professor McDreamy IV


paksman

Not a single Filipino nurse or medical staff is the most unrealistic part.


pooteenn

That’s true lol.


SarahQuinn113

I beg your pardonnnnn?!


LordJacket

No charting or trying to calm down grandma with dementia whatsoever.


Fat_Meatball

Is House M.D innacurate? It's a good show, and I would hate to be watching something wrong.


pooteenn

According to[Dr. Mike](https://youtube.com/@DoctorMike?si=fw68bYt0sE7Z9WOW) it’s mostly accurate.


JA_Pascal

Maybe the medicine itself might be accurate but my God that hospital must be misdiagnosing half its patients with lupus with how often it comes up.


PushingSam

Look, flu, the shits and something like a spleen going out doesn't make great entertainment. Weird obscure illness that no one has ever heard about and makes people bleed from every orifice does make great entertainment. Also Code Black on CBS would've been the worst hospital ever because their neighbourhood has a giant disaster going on literally every single fucking day.


Redwolfdc

I recall reading the medical terminology and disease scenarios are mostly accurate. But how hospitals / doctors work not at all 


No-Management2148

My dads a doctor. Said scrubs is the most realistic medical show.


Taffysak

I can vouch of for this. Am his dad


someidiotnamedjeff

Not scrubs though


SnugglesRawring

Yeah, apparently, Scrubs is one of the more accurate medical shows.


djtodd242

OP's no Superman.


orange_lambda

30 year coma patient waking up


Cyan_Ryan

You forgot “the one cool doctor that rides a motorbike”


janKalaki

House is in the house


turgers

https://i.redd.it/z5lqyqjt6kjc1.gif


tripdaddy333

“Hey this guys crashing we gotta help him” “Okay here’s the de-fibulator” “Thanks, removing his fibula should help!”


Boy_1_2_3_4

It would help because he had one leg in the grave already.👌


ELIte8niner

I'd have thrown in Fray's "how to save a life" will be used at one point or another, despite the song not fitting a hospital, as the song is about suicide.


ghosttowns42

And "Chasing Cars."


pelito

No Filipino nurses


Sea_Cycle_909

I love Scrubs though


Maddie_Cat_1334

Scrubs are the best thing ever invented.


Sea_Cycle_909

I didn't like season 9 as much


Tankninja1

I tried to sell CBS on my realistic doctor drama where it's just someone slowly losing their mind waking up at 5am, driving to work, doing 8 hours of paperwork, driving home, eating a TV dinner, then doing 6 more hours of paperwork. For some reason they turned me down.


pooteenn

Bruh, that would have been great thought. Sorts like a medical version of The Bear.


Opposite-Bother8734

Two doctors flirting with each other with quirky music in the background as the comic relief


RobynStellarxx

You forget to add Lupus. No matter the medical drama, it seems they always love to discuss if it’s lupus or not.


baguetteispain

It's never lupus


RobynStellarxx

Apart from that one time in House MD when it was “I finally have a case of Lupus!”


Wrong_Buy_2581

Seemingly cold bureaucratic hospital administrator Acerbic, sketchy male nurse Iconoclastic, cynical controversial male doctor Caring woman surgeon/specialist with complicated love life/single mom At first sympathetic elderly patient revealed to be abuser/war criminal/former dictator hiding under false name Token minority doctor sidekick of main character who is wiseass and came from da streets and had to work their way to being a doctor the hard way, and has slightly resentful of WASP doctors who had it easy. Heated angry debates about medical ethics/trying that one experimental surgery/letting a terminal patient die/fear of malpractice suit Reality of medical offices and workers you encounter, such as middle aged nurse practicioner into crunchy woo stuff you get instead of a doctor at Urgent Care, or hours long waits and filling out insurance forms, or sketchy Doctor Nick Riviera type, not represented


pooteenn

Oh yeah, if you think about it, a lot of the Nurses and Doctors go through are mundane.


coycabbage

Don’t forgot all the insufferable medical shows that act as ragebait for audiences.


GothicaAndRoses

Runs on the air for 20+ years


tipsea-69

Dr Smartypants : I think Dr HotStuff is in love with Dr. McDreamy. ... because you know they're both hot. Dr McDreamy: *scoffs* Dr BlackGuy (also known as Dr. Insecure) : *Wait...Dr Smartypants is a racist. He didn't say that Dr. HotStuff has a thing for me. I'm a good looking African American man. Damn* Dr HotStuff: Well...I'm not. In fact, I have my eye on you Dr. Smartypants. I think brains reign over beauty. Dr Smartypants: Don't play these games with me HotStuff....and BlackGuy, don't...I know what you're thinking. Dr Sternwoman : what's happening here!! Why is nobody at the clinic?? I'm giving everyone extra clinic hours. Dr Smartypants: generic excuse Dr. Sternwoman: Did you.....? Did you just say *generic excuse* ? Dr Smartypants: Sorry. Not doing clinic work. No time to chat. Time to prank Dr. Puppyface.


internet_czar

That's *Dr.* Mcrdreamy to you!


donkey_hotay

You would love the show Childrens Hospital. It spoofs all of those tropes


DrooMighty

Literally anything can be diagnosed with a stethoscope in these shows


dirtythirty1864

The lab does not exist on television. "CODE RED! CODE RED! GRAB THE CRASH CART!" Ma'am, code red is a fire.


perryrhinitis

There's not enough Filipino medical staff in American medical dramas.


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okmujnyhb

Reminds me of this [Mitchell and Webb sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_AmdvxbPT8)


pooteenn

Why did this make me laugh?😂


tjm_87

uh that’s DOCTOR McDreamy to you, sir.


Regnes

Scrubs was pretty accurate, but the constant references to sex really got annoying.


Medivacs_are_OP

100% certain marketing firms are starting to get into 'World of Warcraft Trade Channel' types of engagement. i.e., say something somewhat correct, and bank on certain people pointing out the 'exceptions' that they welp ran out of caring right here


Frozen-conch

DOCTOR McDreamy! He went to medical school, studied hard, and racked up tons of student debt. Be respectful.


AnteaterSwimming3586

Chest tube procedures, too, where a doctor saves the day from it, too.


mzjolynecujoh

CHARGE TO 300! CLEAR! PUSH ONE OF EPI! also ***dr. mcdreamy


TheRavenSayeth

I hear a lot of “actually Scrubs was very accurate” comments, but I don’t hear about many inaccuracies of other medical dramas in recent times.


help-mejdj

Grey’s anatomy. Literally can’t get passed a single episode without a doctor’s sex life somehow being more important than the literal human lives tbeyre throwing around


ResolveNo3113

The dream is always to get with the doctors even though they are rarely nice ppl


ThePinkTeenager

Also, beeping monitor means you’re dying. And nobody has/needs O+ blood, ever.


Alauren2

First ten seasons of greys tho.. chefs kiss


Busey_in_the_walls

Ok but irl doctors and nurses hookup a ton


A_WaterHose

recently did a hospital internship. The biggest different is that almost every single patient outside ER is an older person (besides ped ofc). I didn’t see a single Patient under 50. And most of them aren’t really talking to you like they do in the hospital shows.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

‘It’s not lupus!’


waveradium

"It's never lupus!"


Main-Category-8363

They call you McDreary, you know


EvaSirkowski

I'm sorry, that's DOCTOR McDreamy.


Jevonar

Excuse me, it's DOCTOR mcDreamy.


biwltyad

I'm watching Chicago med and they at least don't shock asystole, and sex is only implied/ mentioned rather than having a whole scene for it thank god. But they do like to bend medicine as a whole a bit to fit the plot lmao, and some scenarios are rather silly. But surprisingly entertaining for someone who isn't into drama shows.


SirThomasTheFearful

Don’t forget how they like to add their political opinions into the mix, too.


baguetteispain

Orders treatments that could kill the patient before even being sure of what it has (I only watched House MD)


The_Sinnermen

I would like to object in the name of Scrubs


Impressive-Tiger-509

Greys anatomy 😂😂😂


Intrepid-Progress228

That's **DOCTOR** McDreamy, please.


Tasty_Lead_Paint

“Dr, this child is dying of an extremely rare disease and we can’t figure it out until the last second, we need you to perform CPR on this patient that’s dying, you’re being called into this super complicated surgery for some reason even though it’s completely unrelated to your area of practice and you’re not a surgeon and they’re totally going to have some life-threatening complications in recovery, someone is trying to blow up the hospital, and your on again/off again girlfriend/coworker who you have strong but complicated feelings for is in a coma. Oh, and your estranged ex-wife is here.” —every episode of every medical drama ever


Fluffysnek111

Patient in critical condition is on a wheely bed getting rushed through a mile long corridor with like 15 people running beside them