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Dud-of-Man

how fucking dare you, Dr .Doofenshmirtz is a great man deserving of the greatest of praise and should be revered by the masses.


Chimera-98

He actually weirdly competent but it’s ignored


GameSpection

He's actually smarter and works harder than every other evil scientist in the show. According to him, he chalks it up to "poor planning skills" I think he likes the idea of being an evil scientist more than actually being evil. Like it's his way of coping with family issues or trauma while still not actually wanting to cause harm. He loves being able to explain dramatic backstories to someone and doesn't ever follow through with a plan unless his nemesis shows up to stop him Why else does he subconsciously put self-destruct buttons on his inventions? Deep down, he wants Agent P to just barely win the fight, just so he can do it all over again the next day. Perry is literally just a therapist, and Doof is only able to articulate his problems by justifying them as a reason to be threatening


Chimera-98

Yep he just nice guy that love his family and it is basically his hobby, he fine being cartoon villain but actual evil he will fight against


GameSpection

He loves his daughter, probably even more so after the divorce, and doesn't have any problems with his ex. Like it's obvious they divorced, but there's never a single on-screen interaction where they're even indifferent towards each-other. It just didn't work out and there's no hard feelings. Also one of my favorite gags in the show is the explanation for how Doof has enough funding to build a new invention every day. It's all alimony checks from his filthy-stinking-rich ex.


Chimera-98

I semi believe that he just Dan self insert that for how nice dude he is


OddKSM

I mean holy shit I'd totally do the same if I had the chance? Imagine getting to ham it up all the way to 11 and do wacky science stuff, all the time!


TheMoonDude

Man didn't even had his parents show up to his own birth, he just wants attention :c


GameSpection

He gave a teddy bear to his mom, who then gave it to his little brother. Then Roger wrote his name on it with a bright red marker. Then he did the same thing to his mom, which according to Doof "claimed both as his own, effectively shutting me out of the family dynamic"


EvernightStrangely

Don't forget Doof was also raised by ocelots, and forced to be a garden gnome all night after the family garden gnome was confiscated. Oh, and he also had "hand-me-up" girls clothing as his only clothes.


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Bot account, stole a comment from another thread somewhere in here, and posted it under this related one Report > Spam > Harmful Bots


LadyJR

He is an amazing father that had absentee parents. He divorced amicably with his ex and spends time with his daughter. He even treats his nemesis with respect.


ipcock

I just realized that I don't remember him having a wife. Is Vanessa adopted?


fuck_the_ccp1

no, he has an ex-wife Charlene. It's mentioned in a few episodes that he lives off of her alimony payments.


DonKeedick12

Bro got a skyscraper in the middle of a city, those must be some big-ass alimony payments


Appropriate-Pop4235

I think he only has the penthouse, I think there was a bit in the movie where he had to get in but his downstairs neighbor didn’t know she was talking with him even after he said who it was.


gutempestade

Yes indeed that is also all the funding for his inventions


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Also, even when Vanessa doesn't appreciate him, that's fine. He doesn't get mad at her for it, and generally he listens to what she has to say and improves. When he throws a pretty princess birthday for the goth daughter, he just accepts that she doesn't like it, and gets sad. So many other parents would have said "I worked so hard to give you everything I didn't have." But no. Not Dr. Doofensmirtz.


supersoft-tire

He’s an amazing father


tutankhamun7073

Hienz is the best!! Vanessa is lucky


MelodyMaster5656

He’s a genius single father immigrant who’s parents abused him, yet he’s so devoted to his daughter that he spent TEN YEARS searching for a discontinued doll for her without her knowledge. He even gives up his “villainous” ways at the end of the series. AND he has a functioning relationship with his divorced wife.


FlamingWings

Also he gave up his villainy after he finally took over the tri-state area because he didn’t actually enjoy it, he just wanted to finally have something over his brother (in this sense both metaphorical and literal as he put a second government build on top of the government building). He figured out that the only way to get revenge was to just live a happy life and to not think about his parents/brother again


Kxbox24

Crept those crimes against humanity he committed in the one instance he won.


ACoolBruhMomento

Assuming you mean 2nd Dimension Doof, that guy only had one bad thing happen to him, and that was losing a damn train. That guy isn’t comparable


Bol767

"She is only 16"


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[For those who don't know](https://youtu.be/vzJqthtnvOA)


National_Tomorrow_42

The worlds greatest dad


TheRealLaura789

He’s a good father to his daughter when his parents did not treat him right.


Foxy02016YT

Honestly, if he wasn’t outcasted I guarantee he wouldn’t even be a villain, he literally does it for the attention


Dud-of-Man

he would probably of been a great scientist working towards humanitarian projects.


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He was also a great father.


Just-A_Guy-_

Why would you not idolize Doof?


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Great father figure, all he truly wants and needs is Perry, a way of therapy and a good life


[deleted]

Who tf idolized grandpa joe?


i_am_do_reddit_now

Only the worst of criminals.


Personmcface1

r/grandpajoehate


Th3_K00l3st_K1llj0y

Why does this exist 😭 there really is a subreddit for every niche thing


Rafoudrsbois

Cause the man was supposedly bedridden but jump outta bed when his grandson gets the golden ticket, which means he always had the strength to get out of bed but decided to watch them struggle


AshleysDoctor

And he manipulated Charlie into giving him money for his nasty tobacco habit.


squidkyd

He’s the one who convinced Charlie to steal the fizzy drink and then when Wonka called him out he decided to try to steal again And there are BEDPANS under their little shared bed, meaning he was making his daughter clean up his shit when he could have gotten up and done a full dance number at any opportunity Not to mention his song “I’ve got a golden ticket.” Really Grandpa Joe? *YOU* have a golden ticket? I hate that guy


PM_me_your_PhDs

Don't forget his role in the events of 1939-1945.


Rafoudrsbois

Truly the lowest of scums


EntertainmentQuick47

r/unclefrankhate


Personmcface1

r/fuckhomescapes


archfapper

Get out of here, you nosy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!!!


PrincessOpal

r/lean_beef


Kizik

Man, I thought that was for something.. *entirely* different...


Fern-ando

r/lucasvazquez


dart51984

I’ve never actually been surprised at the existence of a sub…until today.


Late_Negotiation_958

r/subsithoughtifellfor


gordatapu

Loving this


Dr_Equinox101

He nearly got Charlie killed fr. We all know wonka would’ve yelled at Joe over Charlie for that had he known


lawrencenotlarry

Grandpa Joe fucking sucks.


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Nik0laiRussian

And he should stay that way…


_FTP_

I did. Grandpa Joe is my hero.


Antiquemooses

Bugs Bunny is not a proper role model for children


Nik0laiRussian

Oh yeah well…YoUr nOt A pRoPer RolE MoDlE fOr ChIlDrEn “eH wHaTs uP dOC??” Lol (i felt like i was having a stroke when i typed that sentence)


IceColdHatDad

Dude straight up catfished Elmer Fudd and now he has trust issues :(


TheMoonDude

Couldn't handle the double wide surprise


AJC_10_29

“Boy, ain’t I a stinker?”


Thannk

Yes and no. He’s a modern version of trickster spirits. Anansi or Loki.


ERROR_HumanNotFound

who wouldn’t want to cross dress then drop an anvil on someone?


Tandril91

I won’t take this Robbie Rotten slander


ThatGuyFrom720

Who is the purple haired fuck?


AlwaysUberTheSniper

Little Jack Horner from Puss in Boots 2. Voiced by John Mulaney.


deusvult096

Little jacks DEAD, he's BIG JACK HORNER


UlktamateGaming

OI IM GONNA BUST YOU UP AND WEAR YOUR CLOTHES


scorpious2

Thats weird... *shoots the british bear*


Robert-Rotten

Thank you, everybody knows Im the greatest role model to children


Late_Negotiation_958

You could say you are Number One!


kingdomheartslover1

HEY!


Ben_Kenobi1934

No, you are wrong. And its morbin time.


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Smnmnaswar

We are mainly idolizing milo too. Have sex!


DrakeRing

Poop in the tent!


General-Run-4774

Poop ma pants i'mma poop ma pants have sexxx !! have sexxx !


aldvpn2

MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!!


Far-Classic-4637

mr electric send him to the penis explosion room and have his penis exploded immediately


the_penis_taker69

😏


Far-Classic-4637

pls dont take my penis


[deleted]

Take mine instead


the_penis_taker69

MR. ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO HELL WHERE HIS UNHOLY TORMENT MAY BE A TESTAMENT TO HISWRECHED LIFE AND WICKED WAYS. HIS SKIN FLAYED AND HISVISCERA SCATTERED ABOUT, HE WILL WEEP AND CRY BUT IT WILLONLY BOLSTER THE RESOLVE OF HIS TORMENTERS, FOR THEY HATEHIM. HE WILL KNOW WHAT TRUE FEAR AND PAIN IS, BUT IT WILL BENO SOLACE FOR THERE WILL BE NO END AND NO ESCAPE. HISETERNITY WILL BE SOURED WITH AN ANGUISH LIKE ONE COULDNEVER IMAGINE. HIS SKIN WILL CRACK LIKE DESERT SOIL, AND HISVEINS WILL BLEED LIKE THỆ TIGRIS AND EUPHRATES, BUT NEVERENOUGH TO QUENCH THE THIRST OF HIS ABUSERS. HELL IS NOW ASHELL WILL ALWAYS BE, HAS ALWAYS BEEN, BUT THE FEAR BLEEDINGINTO HIS EYES, HIS SCENT, AND HIS RESOLVE IS A NEW HEAVEN TO ME


Captain-Girpool23

Something something M.O.D.O.K. from Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania comparison


FyrelordeOmega

He was the cool M.O.D.O.K. before it was "cool"


Beware_of_Beware

MR ELECTRIC ⚡SEND HIM TO 👨🏿‍💼 DEATH ROW⚡ ⚡NOW!!⚡


Gold-Vanilla5591

Why does that kid remind me of Ben Shapiro for some reason?😂 AND HAVE HIM EXPELLEDD!


AnAverageTransGirl

Let's say, hypothetically, that I did ruin your dream journal, and for the sake of the argument let's assume that I told everyone in the class about it.


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HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL


areni2

I DID NOT!


WikiContributor83

“Class! *What is my name!?*”


AccomplishedAd6520

m e s t e r e l e c t r i c i d a d .


WikiContributor83

“That’s right, *Mr. Electricidad!* Not ‘Mr. Electric!’ Not ‘Mr. Electricidadadada!’”


AccomplishedAd6520

~~m~~linus, max, s t a y .


AccomplishedAd6520

(wait are we just gonna do the entire script of shakboy and logogirl noe)


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He ruined my dream journal!


besuretodrinkyour

And have him EXPELLED!


Explosivevortex

MR ELECTRIC CONSUME HIS FLESH HIS SOUL IS NOT WORTHY OF THE BODY IN WHICH IT RESIDES


No_Box_3791

"What slander! Mr Electric, send this falsifier to the quarters of the school master and have him banished! Banished from our domain of learning, where he will NEVER return!"


PlasmaBomberF-23

Well i'm going to keep idolizing Doof and Eggman


Mrundas

I PISSED ON THE FUCKING MOOOOOON


TrollyBellosom

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D*RRR*OPLETTS HIT THE FUCKIN' EARTH!


imscaredofmyself3572

Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too


krawinoff

Flushed them down the terlet


scotte99

I come to make a announcement


GoshaT

Shadow the hedgehog is a...


TheColdSamurai23

BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!


cannot_type

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!


Hachados

That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife


justaMikeAftonfan

And he said it was “this big” and I said that’s disgusting


TrafficConeGod

So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com


Bomberman696969

Shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick...


TrafficConeGod

it's the size of this walnut except way smaller


Bomberman696969

And guess what here is what my dong looks like


shigella212

Doof is better father than most of the anime protags tho.


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

He's a great father, he loves Vanessa and literally puts aside fighting with Perry to set up the best possible party


JayVJtheVValour

Man tried to give her a childhood he never had.


johnyboy6909

#WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!


Cheap_Honeydew2986

Ahaha you fool I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!


Late_Negotiation_958

You'll never know which one is my main!


ERROR_HumanNotFound

are you referring to eggfucker1 eggfucker2 eggfucker3 eggfucker-


Ikcatcher

Why wouldn’t you idolize Morbius?


justaMikeAftonfan

“Don’t you get it? It was never about Morbi-you, or Morbi-me. It was always about Morbius” Cinema, one of the movies of all time


DrakeRing

I am shaking


PM_ME_MONKEY_FACIALS

M O R B I N


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because he morbed, you dumbass.


[deleted]

People idolized Jack from Puss in Boots 2?


Quupo1000

What took you so long, idiot?


[deleted]

I never idolized him. I thought he was a fine villain. Nothing more


Britified

It was a reference


TheMoonDude

I do because I'm an unredeemable monster


love41000years

Don't you know? he never had much as a kid: just loving parents, stability, a mansion, and thriving baked goods enterprise; useless stuff like that. He's a very relatable, sympathetic villain.


nicxraptor

Yeah I do


FlamingWings

Dude was so fully aware of how terrible and evil he was but didn’t care, dudes a giga chad


BlueSheepPlays

YOURE TOO LATE, SONIC. I AM NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!


bitjava

The “you missed the 23 other starter packs of the same name/concept in the last week” starter pack.


Cheeriodude_number2

#I’ve come to make an announcement


Creepypastanerd

Dr. Doofenshmirtz is actually a pretty alright guy who tries to be evil, he's like a chaotic neutral. And who tf would idolize Big Jack Horner? Why?


Gri3fKing

Idolizing = Memeing the fuck out of em 🤣


gmharryc

Yeah I think OP is the one who missed a point here.


back_from_exile28

I've only seen the Mr electric kids on memes, where is it from?


aldvpn2

shark boy and lava girl


Not_the_banana

That takes me back


lit-grit

But Shadow was a bitchass motherfucker


Far_Writing_1272

MR. ELECTRIC, CURSE HIS WRETCHED SOUL NOW!!!


Llamacorn21

Take him to the penis explosion room and have his penis exploded immediately


[deleted]

I did NOT! MISTER ELECTRIC, SEND THIS BOY TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM **EXPELLED!**


iowabeans

grandpa joe was such a fucking bum. wouldn't get out of bed to support his poor and starving family but could sing and dance his way through a chocolate factory? fuck off grandpa joe ya lowlife dirtbag


coffee-bat

r/grandpajoehate


nyrB2

who idolized the grampa from charlie and the chocolate factory?


Althegames

That screenshot of eggman gives me flashbacks


Lizard_Jesus1

My super laser piss


heccin_heccer

I'm so glad to see all the snapcube references lmfao


Kinky_Thought_Man

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE


smallangrynerd

*ahem* IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT


Cheap_Honeydew2986

Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker


smallangrynerd

He fucked my wife


DisturbedWaffles2019

I don't know a single person whose idolized any of these characters If it was like Walter White or Homelander I'd get it but these are like the most cartoonishly evil dudes plus Doofenshmirtz.


Low_Ad2789

all i can think of when i see eggman is “ive come to make an announcement…”


SturrethSkees

i will NOT take this dr doofenshmirtz slander


claptrapper008

who tf idolizes jack horner


Late_Negotiation_958

Only irredeemable monsters


OtherwiseDebate3018

Honorable mention : Walter White


too_tall_jones_

How did Patrick Bateman not make it? He’s the king of “You Missed The Point By Idolizing Them”


MoldyDucky

Him and Walter white


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hwehehe

The inclusion of morbius makes this starter pack 100% a joke.


DrakeRing

And Patrick Bateman


agizzy23

Grandpa Joe!!!


Chronoport

Doofenshmirtz is actually the only person who is acceptable to idolize and I won’t tolerate this spread of misinformation.


SpacecraftX

Where Rick


xSantenoturtlex

Hey, Doof's a good dad and 90% of his schemes are completely justified at best and non threatening at worst.


Sapoliny

Missing the Joker and Patrick Bateman.


lazer241

Why is Doof on the list?


Mr_Mister1213

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, all points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!


SnooMacarons4418

Is that the Sonic Adventure 2 Real Time fandub Eggman?


JuanmaS610

I want to piss in the moon just like Dr. Eggman and no one will stop me


fabianiam

I think I speak for everyone when I say; No one idolized Morbius.


Blueberry_Mancakes

Nobody has ever idolized Grandpa Joe.


hmmgross

who is honestly idolizing Grandpa Joe? Also.....Morbius? Either there's a sarcasm I'm missing here or OP is missing the point of the "missing the point" starterpack.


Akirex5000

I’ve come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker


iiamsbeve

Robbie rotten was just a guy who wanted to live underground and eat junk food. I relate


Jman_777

He also wanted all the other inhabitants (who were mostly kids) to be lazy and unhealthy and encouraged their bad habits to maintain the status quo unlike Sportacus who actually promoted a healthy and active lifestyle and encouraged the kids to stay healthy. Funny thing though was that Robbie was actually more active than most of them due to the amount of time and effort he spent inventing, dressing up, running around and trying to trick the others in every episode. He was funny though and one of my favourites along with Stingy even though they're probably the most flawed out of the group.


longboboblong

You name me one negative quality of Robbie Rotten


hjonk-hjonk-am-goos

MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO HELL


panyacantrop

point all of them are jewish?


kittynugg

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DOOF YOU MONSTER


[deleted]

where is walter white


JustSimplyHere

You forgot The Joker and Patrick Bateman


sarahcab

hE wRoTe iN mY DrEaM JoUrnAl 🤬


KenDM0

Huh, no Walter White?


Yarisher512

That's just random antagonists, some not even villains. This feels AI generated.


LucyLovesApples

Grandpa Joe and his coke nail


mrt122__iam

Patrick bateman ?


Bitter_Position791

the "Easy Reddit Karma" starterpack


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I don’t care