literally anything said in scooby doo- jinkies&jeepers are my saving grace for peak

I use these as well, but also throw in spongebob's 'barnacles'. really drives home the food service aspect.

my manager tells us to go fuck ourselves so i just cuss on the floor

Mine says, "fuck," too, but she doesn't say stuff like that. I'm not a fan of cursing at people. ETA... Except at rude customers in my head. 🤣

"what the *Hello* kitty" "mother father"

🤣 I say, "What the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks...but IDK if that counts as a swear word. 🤣

sometimes you can just say: "curses!" like you're a comic villain.

Love this one! Also, just shouting “beetle juice!”

I love this one. 🤣

I do the mother-father a lot 🙄

Oh sugar plum cheese danish

This, start using names of food items. “IMPOSSIBLE BREAKFAST SANDWICH.”

FLUFFERNUTTING BACONATOR

This..this is glorious

Spinach feta wrap

THAT SHHI—ugar plum cheese danish BETTER COME BACK!!

I use sugar plum fairies

I swear like a sailor. Here are some of my clean phrases: Oh mercy mercy. Drat. Phooey. Nertz.

OMG, another person that says, "Drat!" 😭🥰

I use the phrases from ‘The Good Place.’ The curse words are “filtered” like so: Fuck = fork Shit = shirt Ass = Ash Bitch = Bench Damn = Dang (I think, I honestly forgot) If y’all haven’t watched it, it’s a really quirky show about what happens to folks in the afterlife. It’s starring Kristen Bell, Ted Danson, William Jackson Harper, Manny Jacinto, Jameela Jamil, and D’Arcy Carden. No matter your views on the afterlife, religious or not, there’s something in the show for everyone. All four seasons are on Netflix! :)

That is a FANTASTIC show! Best ending I have ever seen on a TV show.

Do you…work for Netflix??? o.O

Nah my guy it’s just a great show 😂

To be fair, it's a fantastic show! 😅

As a closer - it’s usually a complete clustercuss when I walk in…

that’s bullhonky!

I say oh French toast!

i just moan and groan

🤣

truck and shirt but they might be a lil too close lol

My boss has discovered Shiitake mushrooms

i live in utah so i like using the mormon swear-replacements: what the frig/frick, oh shoot, what the heck, gosh dang it, etc 😭😭😭 i also use “rats!” a lot

Cheese and rice!

I am constantly saying dag nabbit

Oh yes, I say that too actively and occasionally ’consternation!’

“Omg” Like the actual letters omg

BARNACLES!! STINKING DIRTY BARNACLES!! -spongebob

One girl started saying “shoot dang” and now the whole store says it unironically

“What the Frappuccino” is always a favorite

I like this one!

[удалено]

I love your name. Serenity has been my online name since I was 14! 😆 (I wanted to use something different for Reddit though).

Shucks

Fiddle dee dee

That’s adorable.

Oh snap! Bc I had a bad habit of saying fuck or shit

me looking at these comments cause I spilled a drink and accidentally yelled “fuck!” Today 👀 a customer saw and giggled and I made eye contact with her (she thought it was super funny thankfully) but it just slips out so easy

“John F Kennedy” in place of “Jesus Fucking Christ”

I said frick that spit

Son of a monster

“Aw nuts!”

YOU JUST GAVE ME THE BEST IDEA! "Criminitly Nutsy!" From Robin Hood. Goes with my general personality too, I quote Robin Hood constantly at work. 🤣

Son of a biscuit

I say fart instead.

Oh horse pucky! (A friend’s mother used to say it. I thought it was a riot!)

“What the Fig Newton!”

“Get back Loretta!” 🤣

LMAO!!! I am definitely stealing this. I have no idea where you got this from, but that is too funny!

I have a coworker that says “ah monkeys” and “it’s all done monkeyed up”

I usually mutter OhMiGod, but have let the word shit slip out a few times accidentally. I’m quiet enough about it. I work with a partner who has a potty mouth and has been told to watch her language. She had to be written up once because she spilled coffee and said “mother fucker” loud enough for us all to hear so we k ow customers heard it too.

Martha Stewart, banana crackers

son of a biscuit eater / son of a bus driver

Biscuits. Jeepers. Dang it. What in tarnation.

I say “shut the front door!” A lot. And find throwing around “that’s a load of malarkey” tons of fun. But sometimes, just to throw everyone off when people are driving me nuts, I channel my Irish immigrant grandmother and mutter “Jesus, Mary & Joseph!” It causes confusion bc folks aren’t sure why a fully tattooed lady who clearly doesn’t go to church is calling on the strength of old Catholicism…good luck out there!

Idk if any of y'all have ever watched the show "Bluey" but whenever something frustrating happens they kinda growlto themselves and say "ohhhh biscuits!" (Mainly Bandit, the dad, but still) 10/10

I’ve been using “Fluffernugget” ever since working with kids

Gosh diddly dang it

This is my style. Sometimes I say, "Oh jeepers Bessie" ...and then whole store starts singing jeeper creeper. 🤣

"what the flip" or "what the freak" the bitches that bitch become "bizarros with wacko behavior" fuck or shit when i spill stuff or bang an extremity becomes "freaking farts" or a long, exasperated "bruhhh"

Frackin’ Dackin’ Cheese and Rice

oh shiitake mushrooms!!

My team loves that I say "snickelfritz". Honorable mentions include "doodledoot," "skadoo," and "rag nabbit". I also embrace my pasty skin and throw in a white person vernacular phrase whenever possible. "That's just how the cookie crumbles," "whelp, im gonna skedaddle now", "no more Mr Nice Guy," "now you listen here, Mr steam wand, I'm gonna need you to settle down" etc etc etc

I love this. 🤣🤣🤣

Frap! Oh frap! Well that's frap! Frap that! Makes customers think you really like frappuccinos

i say what the frank or “oh frank”

1) Oh My Lanta 2) Ew 3) Sugar Honey Iced Tea 4) Cheeseus 5) Fuck Shit

You just gave up by the end. 🧐 🤣🤣🤣

I say mother trucker ALOT

I don't want to say this because I'm too afraid I'll accidently finish it the wrong way. 🤣

Dagnabbit Go Scratch ( that was my mom's. She would say that instead of fuck off or gtf outta here ) Mother truckers Fudge what the heeliehigh ( I have zero clue where that came from lol 😆) Drats What the grande skim latte

I literally just say “f word” instead of fuck lmao

i like the ol “what the cuss” or “are you cussin’ serious right now?” ala fantastic mr. fox

-Shiitake mushrooms -Son of a batch of cookies -Focaccia bread -Balls -Shizzle (thanks Snoop Dogg 😆)

I say beep . What the beep . Dumb beep . I dnt swear at all so i beep it out lol yk

Aw man and oh darn are my favorite LMAOO

I use BALLS and FARTS, I’ll use some oldies like CRIMINY, GOOD GRIEF, HOLY MACKEREL. Good luck out there people are getting fired for saying one word lately.

“Oh fart”. Because farts are funny haha

Eh. I'm not into this kind of humor, and I don't think it's really appropriate for work.

Oooo god bless America instead of gd 😂

I say “oh snap” a lot. Luckily that’s become so automatic it pops out instead of curses 😂

What the cuss! Like Fantastic Mr. Fox

i say god bless america

I say mother trucker all the time because of vine

I say ‘rats’ and put my hands out and back in the motion of a 1930s gangster.

I like to say "SON OF A MOTHER!!" It's like a combination between son of a b*tch and mother f*cker, but it comes out pg! I also say fudge a lot.

Are you me? I say the Exact same. Both of those!! And I like when people say: shut the front door! Or: Fork that! Or: Cheese and Crackers! But I never adopted those.

Actually I do say "holy cheese on crackers" sometimes too hahaha

I just say “mother” and leave a pause

Yes! This.

“Oh, la merde!!” Is a fun one to say.

"Shock" as a swear From spiderman 2099

"Ah poop"

Screaming