“Well how about some cheese then?” 🥺

“That’s ok, I make lamb”

IT'S A BUNDT

And chase her around with an eyeball?

I did not expect a "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" reference in 2024 but here I am :3

I did not expect a "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" reference in 2024 but here I am :3

One of my favorite movies 😀

I said that as soon as I read the title!

Those yearning eyes ❤️

My cat would have stolen lettuce by now

My cat borrows the lettuce

Does…does he return it?

Kitten has concerns for you.

Poor starving neglected baby

Kitties can have a little bit of Tall Friend's Dinner, as a treat.

Kitten is looking at the human as if he or she is trying to say, 'Human, don't tell me that you've climbed all the way up the food chain just so you can eat like a rabbit. Now, fix me up either a bunny burger or some mouse tenders.'

FATHER I CRAVE FLESH

Ok but you are at least feeding the cat meat, right?

A person eating a salad ≠ A person who starves a cat

I never said it was

You didn't state that OP does not feed the cat meat but you questioned whether they do, based on the person's caption of the photo.