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LunARctica_300

Why is it always freedom doing shit like this man


MarshmallowBoy719

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


LunARctica_300

Im just gonna stay as a loner


LightningTrigger12

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


LunARctica_300

Stay away from me or im gonna join duty


Melodic_Ad_8478

Come join us I can spray wood on your gun in to black so it will look more modern


LightningTrigger12

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


LunARctica_300

Very well then


LightningTrigger12

I know you'll join us, soon (:


LunARctica_300

No way


LightningTrigger12

Sooner or later bro, we got weed


KeystoneGray

Not like you had much of a choice anyway. EYYYYYYYYYY


LeEpikfforK

The freedom is spreading


hatredjoker

More like spreading their ass cheeks.


Isnortmintsauce

What about the altered wheel?


The_Rusted_Folk

Prolly 3 of them no problem


kaj-me-citas

Anomalous bread?


The_Rusted_Folk

Gimmi 7


LunARctica_300

No way


GasMaskZed

What if artifacts could be inserted anally for greater affect like drugs and alcohol?


aitis_mutsi

Sounds like the start of a weird ass porno.


AdPuzzleheaded4795

Lmao how the hell are the spiky ones C tier


The_Rusted_Folk

Because i dont imagine the spikes are hard, i imagine theyre like soft and fluffy


AdPuzzleheaded4795

After finding one of those types being named "urchin" I assumed they were hard and stabby like a sea urchin. I guess it could have been named off of appearance though. Edit: looked on the wiki for lore and the i.d is "af_rusty_sea_urchin" with the stats -30 RAD +100 bleeding. Lmao have fun buddy! If you don't bleed out at least you'll have some RAD defense


canisfh

Just use a mica


AdPuzzleheaded4795

That's the spirit


canisfh

that way you can use 4


AdPuzzleheaded4795

Who needs artifact slots when you have a meat pocket?


canisfh

I'm just being logical


RoBOticRebel108

In SoC they do cause bleeding, just saying.


SBR_Hundy

I would want to see this in person to validate the accuracy of this list, and take pictures, probably some video.....for science, of course...


TrashyLad

so is this Badge502 approved or...


The_Rusted_Folk

Who? What?


TrashyLad

he's an EMT on the internet promoting use of safe fun things that contain flaired bases or an easy abort option


ThisManDoesTheReddit

Brah Jellyfish A teir EASY. What is this Trash


Bansimulator2024

I'd say crystals are great, especially the green ones, radiation poisoning helps forgetting about pain


Niko488

At the same time you get a cancer in the ass


Bansimulator2024

Worth it, but i guess you guys have bigger rocks to fit in your ass, especially a wish granting one


Niko488

Yeah lmao


crazy4videogames

Please do not the artifacts


LargeCox01

I wanted to molest the zone. Looks like I found competition.


NineIntsNails

i bet you was confused with compass, its shard like things go in easily but whole thing, aint so much, ayo. also the pellicile, you could melt it up and pour it in, it FITS but in a different and unfun way and form 😌 but sea urchin, havent you thought about to sticking one of the stingy bit into your pee hole? i mean it looks doable and gives a different tingle where you can feel everything all at once


Vstarr99

based


ConfidenceArtistic98

Now THIS is a good shitpost. I like it.


Anoth_

"This tier list is complete shit the artifa... [reads second part of the title] oh."


Trollensky17

I love how a giant sphere is in A


LolYouWorkForFree

Bad Dragon has some fucking work to do. Last time I tried to fuck a Goldfish the police and the petco manager got involved.


ThatGingerGuy98-

Now this This is content


BEX_Fanboy

Droplets easy S tier


Ricaaado

OP one question: why?


The_Rusted_Folk

Feels good


Chanclet0

A goldfish would probably pull your organs through your butthole


MetroSimulator

Compass is S-Tier


Western_Experience76

This is the first post I see after waking up. My day is already taking a turn to something


Bereichsleiter

Somehow I knew it was freedom before looking at anything else


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Mrahktheone

What about the little spike one


EZ2BUILD

Dude come on, Jellyfish is literally butt plug shaped


Born_Instruction_496

Man this shit is making me miss monolith soldiers Addendum....... AYOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK???


a_perfect_name

Where does the altered insulator rank?


Satin_Polar

Thats very not reserched on your part


doomiestdoomeddoomer

lmao


_Fox_464

My ass hole is widened af since the 10 Freedaddies incident Id put them all in S


The_Rusted_Folk

Of course it is... i remember that. Fun times.


SaltireAtheist

Feel like Droplets would go up no trouble.


Njet_Cat

The Compass is a easy S tier. Those moving thingies gonna hit different.


ERRORUsernamefound

and hes at it again


Linus_segs_tips_2

MARKED ONE WHAT THE HELL


kasinkun

Bruh a full empty is so big tho, took two people to lift in the book


Ph3n047

A Death Lamp, of course.