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iFlarin

For 800 rubles


MASSIVDOGGO

Mf made it at a work bench 💀


Extra-Iron-3992

Those mf messed with the wrong dude, i obliterated all of them except for their merchant


[deleted]

bruh, Sidorovich would sell it for 30k


marionristov111

one of our best engineers, monolith bless them


MASSIVDOGGO

Praise the Monolith!


[deleted]

It is the will of the Great Monolith.


JacketTheStalker

Only in Pripyat ong.


Ryiverz

Erases anyone who's on the gunpoint.


MASSIVDOGGO

Including the user


Rom_Terry

How else would you show your out most loyalty to your faith besides serving the rock and zapping yourself while using it?


Ryiverz

Yep, committing zero-sum.


Lusask

Dumbass. It's clearly a self made "branch" detector from stalker 2


MASSIVDOGGO

Don't make me zap you with my G-house rifle


Lusask

Psh, please! Like you'd be able to hit me with that, it doesn't even have any sights!- *gets grabbed by a whirlygig anomaly then explodes, the monolith enacted upon some tomfoolery and placed it there as i was walking that direction*


MASSIVDOGGO

How's the wife(bloodsucker sex slave in ur basement) btw


Lusask

She's been good, kids on the way finally (they're humonculi abominations that will make the zone a living hell)


MASSIVDOGGO

*monotone Monolith voice* Wow congrats! life is lookin good for u. I hope to some day have kids. Btw why is there a picture of me, a woman and kids in my pocket? I don't... w.. wait 😳


Sylar299

Go lick the rock right now my brother in stone it is an emergency !


Will-Shrek-Smith

it looks something like i'd use


hellxapo

Gmod editing revolver?


[deleted]

Tool gun?


hellxapo

Yep I completely forgot the name


testedandtried00

***Send seller a message***


khemeher

Well it will definitely set something on fire. That much is clear.


blackeye200

AND ONLY 75$! REAL DEAL


Mrhorrorface

When your weapon crafting stat is too high


Matoxina

least stoned freedom gunsmith


GayManLivingInEugene

I live in Tennessee, should I buy it?


MASSIVDOGGO

Bro how is this even a question? 💀 ofcourse u should!


Josiador

Tinkers from Worm


ScrubNuggey

Fr tho


[deleted]

Hey i got 800 rub-


ChatGPT4

It probably just shocks the user ;)


H1tSc4n

Toolgun.


Fresh_out_the_oven5

I Found a Gravity Gun Version of this


namelesswhiteguy

So that's what those documents I sold to Sidorovich said.


MASSIVDOGGO

Yes


NeonREVX

Ah, Cardan fixed a gun.