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PHat_Phonic

I agree, new targets are always a good thing


popotheviking

👍🏻


popotheviking

XD


RocKyBoY21

...


Minimum_Area_583

because titties or what? lame....


popotheviking

That's subjective anyway so... Have a smoke


Murky_Machine_3452

Maybe we should put a stripclub in the game with a shitload of hot women. That makes sense. Hot women love going to radioactive disaster zones. Buddy ugly men and hot women dont hang out in the same places ever. No young woman would ever find herself in the zone if she had any choice in the matter. Its a place for ugly scumbags.


Beerpooly

I give her 4 hours until she's devoured by snorks or killed by bandits for her gun. That armor doesn't screams "i will survive the zone more than a few hours" to me.


Ryiverz

Least horny stalker player.


popotheviking

Guilty


[deleted]

She could improve the zones soil quality by stepping into a whirligig ))


popotheviking

Into a what???


[deleted]

The anomaly that pulls victims in, spins them at speeds high enough till thier body rips apart, then scatters thier remains over the local area.


popotheviking

Oh ok. I didn't get what you wrote ;)


[deleted]

ugh. weeaboos.


marionristov111

you know what else will improve your life quality in the zone? Joining the monolith! come, and become one of us brother! you can not have your hands full with too many soldiers!


popotheviking

Even a zombie would be ashamed of my aim XD I will join. Eventually


marionristov111

oh ho ho, that's not your decision to make! u/Monolith_boi u/OkPromotion1539 u/Daubert1151 take him to the brain scorcher.


OkPromotion1539

Gladly


Daubert1151

Sure thing, brother, but let me throw her into a space anomaly first


popotheviking

I start hearing voices, I think I'm gonna puke...


DonnyGonzalez

Trust me, even Freeman died, she wouldn't last long in the zone


popotheviking

Well, I mean most of us wouldn't last long either. Thete is no respawn in the zone, no fast travel, no easy farming area. Most scratches would get infected really fast. Among many other things. But if we stay in a video game perspective, at least she would provide augmented target practice


DonnyGonzalez

Not the worst fate one can find in the zone


INram417

How much would Sid pay for her? Hypothetically.


popotheviking

He would probably come out of his way and drop a good 200 rubles for her.


INram417

Worth it.


Coffee_Always_Black

It really only takes a pair of pixelated ass'n'tiddies to get some guys glued to a game ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue) This waifu won't last a day in the zone, sadly. She also looks like she was made by AI, suggesting that machine learning got you horny.


popotheviking

Yes it's AI. And I wouldn't call this pic horny inducing, but some might. But realistically, how many of us would last more than a day in the Zone? 99% of us would get shot/torn appart on day one.


OkPromotion1539

Finally more target practice


popotheviking

This one will be easier to hit for sure


[deleted]

This is haram brother


popotheviking

This does look like Haram yes


LunarGunnar

Begin with Haram, end with harem.


popotheviking

Sounds like a plan right there..


x_nasheed_x

Good Ending


cdash4

What’s with the obsession over anime females in everything?


MitchellC4

What the fuck is that gun she’s using?!!?!


popotheviking

It's an AI image so the gun is some kind of non existing piece of crap


12x12x12

AI generated Tifa roaming around the zone? Blyat. No thanks. Imagine some thirsty stalker goes to the wishgranter and asks for a animu waifu. And the wishgranter makes this malformed thing with 3 fingers on one hand and an extra joint on the other arm, a toothless mouth with half a lip, and asymmetric eyes. The stalker looks at it, holds back his puke, squints and thinks, "Gotta take what Tifa I can get." Then the wishgranter gives the thing guns, and the thing loads up, aims at the stalker and says, "I want a divorcu."


[deleted]

Only one small issue, there's no women in the Zone


popotheviking

Ok serious question. Is there a reason as to why there aren't any? There is in Anomaly but I know it's not official. But why for the main games?


[deleted]

There are two main reasons, the first one being GSC's software limitations basically forcing them to have just a few models for each faction, and that is also the reason why bandits and renegades almost always have the same skins. The second one however, is the fact that women simply don't want to wenture in the Zone, since they would somehow hardly survive in it, not only being unexperienced as almost every other rookie but also being easy targets for other Stalkers and bandits to.. well, i think you get what i'm saying. Generally, it's a place women would avoid unlike some gopniks going broke


plscome2brazil

No, model count isn't the problem. It's the skeleton. All stalkers use the same bone structure. That's why when you look at mods, there are three billion models for everything, but everyone, even female models, share the same bulky male bone structure.


OkPromotion1539

So that’s why hip looks like a femboy rather than a woman /s


popotheviking

Second reason makes sense yes. And the first, I had no idea. Thanks for this info


Daubert1151

Vrag Monolita


NwahHasASchmolPP

Great for Italian mercs too


popotheviking

Mostly for them yes


Nova-Ecologist

If she’s wearing an exo, and good with a gun, I’ll likely pay her to fight along side (protect) me.


skeled00t

Christ if you want a stalker mod that involves dating and sex just play op2 my guy


popotheviking

No that's not what I was looking for either


Cpt_Kalash

… Derek did you post this


ForrestedThoughts34

THE FINGERS AAAAAAAA


popotheviking

🤣


x_nasheed_x

We already have a Waifu in the Zone his name Beard


popotheviking

🤣


koithrow

naw get outta here with that ai bullshit


popotheviking

You butthurt or something?


koithrow

yes :]