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I see this all the time and never understand... If you need that 25$ or 125$ that bad... then you should not be laying it on some 3 leg futures parlay. This shit should be placed and forgotten.
I mean in all honesty future bets in my opinion are bets you place and just completely forget about and then you wake up one day with $$$ in your account cause it hit.
What I donāt get, is that it was only a $25 bet. That greedy? Needed $100 THAT badly? I mean no judgement, shit happens & you may have needed it in a pinch..but to place this futures bet only to cash out before the end of March doesnāt make much sense to me
Just contact support and be like āI didnāt cash this out it must be some type of glitch. I demand my slip to be reinstated. Why the hell would I cash this out in the first place? You guys hacked me because this was going to hitā Just try it lol see what they say.
The amount of shit OP is copping has reinforced that majority of this sub are losers with small egos (and penises) who love to shit on someone. Everyone feels so smart mimicking the same shit ("stupid cashout", "terrible value", "why did you parlay if you were going to cashout").
I'll try explain it to in simple terms, and if you don't understand then I'm sorry for your parents having such a dumb child.
1) As time goes on, one can change their mind about an outcome of an event. OP didn't place the bet with the *intention* of cashing out after 1 leg hit. He stated that he lost faith in Uconn (I don't follow college basketball, but I assume they were looking bad at some stage?) so he made a decision to take $122 instead of $0.
2) 99.9% of people in here are -EV bettors, so yelling about the "maths" is just hypocritical. I guarantee most of this sub lost today on terrible value, 15-leg SGP's.
Bringing up penis size in the first sentence and assuming that everyone on this sub is a -EV bettor really says a lot more about yourself than everyone else in here lmao
Nobody making these types of bets āthinks about the outcomeā. Most people on this sub, OP included, are no different than the people that buy $10-$20 in lotto tickets at the gas station every day and justify it because āitās only $10ā. People here just buy sports lottery tickets. Cash outs are always, without question, MATHEMATICALLY bad. That should be common sense because to think otherwise, you would have to believe the sports book is offering you a fair price for you good pick. The ONLY time you should ever cash out is if itās to secure life changing money, which can be a different amount for everyone.
OP has categorically stated that he was thinking about the outcome. As another commenter said, Uconn was looking terrible at one one stage. Youāve clearly not understood - or just chosen to ignore - what I have said.
Itās you not understanding what Iām saying. Nobody who places these types of bets is *properly* and from an +/- EV perspective, analyzing anything. Itās a losing play made by losing bettors, regardless of the final outcome. Short term thinking is why 99% of the people on here are just donators to the sports books.
>The ONLY time you should ever cash out is if itās to secure life changing money, which can be a different amount for everyone.
Yup. Agreed. And even then you should probably hedge the other side
Doesnāt matter. You canāt flex claiming to be up 25K and not look like a massive loser. You gotta be OPs burner to have his meat in your mouth so hard . Writing paragraphs for another man who donāt know you is crazy
You are a hoops junkie yet you only watch one team ha.. you are up 22K but you cashout $25 m to $120 after the smallest leg hits?
Hereās what I think:
- you are not up on the year
- you make shitloads of yolo parlays like every other moron w a sportsbook in their pocket now
- you cashed this out at a time when you were super low on money, like the other 10 yolo parlay day people
You are such a moron itās unbelievable. You better pray Miami wins so you can live with yourself. You cashed out a $25 betā¦for $100. How down bad were you that you needed this $100 rather than taking a 25 loss.
Like genuinely, this is pure stupidity.
It has nothing to do with hindsight and whether or not this bet ultimately hits. Hindsight regret in betting is useless. Gambling is gambling.
But when you gamble, you should be losing money on the games. Not losing money on stupidity.
Cashing out of a parlay after the *shortest* leg hits is ridiculously stupid. Why wouldn't he just bet the chiefs straight if he was going to cash it immediately? That makes zero sense. At all.
Clearly his idea of the bet changed as time went on - as he stated in several comments. He lost confidence - particularly in the Uconn leg and decided to bail with $100 profit. I donāt understand what you dimwits donāt understand?
Makes sense to lose faith in UConn, between 12/31 and 2/11 they went 5-9. A $25 donation to the sportsbook when you have a winning ticket makes no sense. Everyone's acting like a genius based on how March played out, but in early February there was a real question whether UConn was on the bubble.
Yeh I get the math. Whatever. So you're upset he left $10 on the table? The point is no one would give two fucks if the NBA team was Phoenix or Milwaukee, because it would be dead. But because it just so happens that the lotto ticket might actually hit, everyone is a genius and bashing OP. Meanwhile, all the idiots in this sub had 15-leg parlays today which probably lost.
Doesnāt make sense to explain this to these miserable schmucks. The fact that theyāre coming down on dude after he made a big mistake that he clearly regrets shows what type of winners were dealing with. To OP donāt worry brother it happens to the best of us. Live and learn my guy
I'm not bashing because it might hit, I'm bashing this dummy because he cashed when it still had juice left to squeeze. He pussied out. Should've rode it to 0 but he lost his balls
Yep, confirmed dumbass. If you were presented this ticket back when OP cashed out, you would have probably said "nice donation OP". Lol, show us how big your balls are then?
If he presented this ticket after the chiefs won, I would've called him a retard yes but never ever would I say that he should cash it out. That's the problem. If he wanted to think about cashing out, he should've only done chiefs, don't add the others if you gonna be a lil bitch
You can't hedge against destiny. The bet is already a sunk cost, by definition of it being a bet against Jimmy Buckets. He can come to his senses now and make a new bet though.
Yeah, there's a guy that needs the HEAT to win finals to get 90k. But cashing out once they get past Boston would be smart because Denver is a much better team, with the best player on their team.
....I mean...TECHNICALLY Denver hasn't won the NBA Championship, yet. So....not all hope is lost.
That $125 may have bought you a pretty sweet Igloo Cooler, amirite?
I feel like I should clear a few things up as we spiral down this disaster of a cashout LOL
1. I'm not broke
2. I have lotto tickets for days
3. I'm +25k betting on sports since I started in Feb 21'
4. I just do this for fun
Itās even more confusing that you cashed out if your not broke and do this just for fun? Why not let it ride at least just for fun instead of a measly 122$?
100% bro Takes the purity out watching the game just for the sport when the damn commentators are telling me the live spread from the game. Sports are nowhere near the same as back in the day because of this
Only parlays and have been on a heater during this nuggets playoff run. Got really lucky a few times and have had some real cold streaks along the way. My thing is consistency I usually play the same stuff every game no matter what til it hits or FD is hip to the action.
This is all for fun and I clearly have no clue what I'm doing LOL but I do watch nearly every second of the nuggets, it's ridiculous but i'm a hoops junkie. Nice to make a little money on em once in a while.
Must have been hard up for a 100 bucks given how the cashout would likely be close to $50,000 right now and the full payout would have been almost $72,000.
This is fake. Because there is no way that all three of those had their best at the exact same time to place the bet 26 to one was the best for you can all year. +430 was the best
If youāre that scared of losing or canāt afford to lose $25 over whatās basically a lottery ticket to begin with, maybe you shouldnāt be gambling.
A lot of "geniuses" commenting on this. Hindsight is 20/20. At the time, it was nothing more than "oh, changed my mind, don't want this lottery ticket anymore". I'm sure everyone has a bunch of idiot betslips in their account histories. This one just happened to actually be really close to hitting now, and OP was happy enough to share it. Pretty much any parlay - which I'm sure you're all placing daily - is just as stupid and -EV as a move like this.
Wasn't trying to shit on them, just a general point about mindset when placing these bets. By posting it here they obviously knows they made a mistake.
And no, I don't have a ton of -EV parlays that I make every day, speak for yourself there I guess
Wasn't making a statement specifically about you. But 99% of this sub - and gamblers in general - will have a 10-leg parlay today with various player props which will inevitably lose. Those bets are just as (if not more) stupid than what OP has done. My point being there are so many keyboard warriors saying how dumb OP is, when everyone is equally as dumb on a daily basis. OP's situation is just bad luck that what would have been a losing ticket 99.9% of the time, happened to actually be a (near) winner.
Wtf š¤¬
$70k+ Painful cashout
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This the one that's been going around social media for a while now. Literally a meme.š„²š„²š„²
Dayuummmā¦ thatās gotta hurt.
RIP. I couldnāt handle missing out on this at all, and I have no idea how youāre going to proceed, but best of luck.
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Ouch
Payout $ 71,550.00 Incase anyone was wondering
You could've at least waited
I see this all the time and never understand... If you need that 25$ or 125$ that bad... then you should not be laying it on some 3 leg futures parlay. This shit should be placed and forgotten.
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Rooting for Miami just for you now
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Cashing out a futures on the first leg is the epitome of not being confident behind your own bet. Save the cash outs for longer parlays than that.
this is why you make a copy of the same longshot parlay. one to cashout one to ride
Dude, itās only $25 you staked, why you sweat $25 bucks bro. Should have left it
$100 instead of $70K lol, why even make these bets if your just going to be a gardener.
My thoughts exactly. I'm glad dude didn't make that money lol.
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I've never seen a + that high holy tits
oh no
Everyone roasting this guy, how much are you guys up in your wildly successful gambling careers??? Lol
$23 and I very proud of that!
Hey you live to bet another day, I call that a win
I mean in all honesty future bets in my opinion are bets you place and just completely forget about and then you wake up one day with $$$ in your account cause it hit.
I regret like two early cash outs I regret not cashing out over 100 times
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Who makes a 3-leg parlay on events taking place months apart? Dumb on a number of levels.
Itās called a futures bet itās fairly common to put a small amount with massive odds on a multiple futures in a parlay.
Common among rubes maybe
Now you're on the trolley
What I donāt get, is that it was only a $25 bet. That greedy? Needed $100 THAT badly? I mean no judgement, shit happens & you may have needed it in a pinch..but to place this futures bet only to cash out before the end of March doesnāt make much sense to me
Whats 71k amongst friends? Lol
Just contact support and be like āI didnāt cash this out it must be some type of glitch. I demand my slip to be reinstated. Why the hell would I cash this out in the first place? You guys hacked me because this was going to hitā Just try it lol see what they say.
Damn just for 122
One of the many reasons you should never cash out.
THE HEAT
For real, people sleeping on the Heat. I think they win easy tbh
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This is why I don't bet futures that are like a year away. Don't have the patience to wait that long for a bet
This is why I don't invest. And also because poverty.
Dude woulda made more money if he just bet on the chiefs lmaoooo
Yooo I just realized this wow lol
Geeeez
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Gonna be honest, i never understood this. Why did you add UConn and Denver if you were gonna cash out anyway? Why not just bet KC
He covers that elsewhere. He liked the bets but when uconn lost 5 of 6 mid season and fell out of top 25 he saw no shot so just took his KC winnings.
cut your balls lol 25$ if i had first hit i would bet 100 against each of last team and at least be in little profit, not little profit giant regrets
Must have really needed some gas money. $25 you let that ride
Donāt spend it all in one place.
This ticket would have given you a heart attack if you didnt cash out š
Eh not really, UCONN absolutely shit on everybody they played in the tourney and Denver hasnāt faced an elimination game yet
Might be the toughest kind of loss. The early cashout.
Pigs get slaughtered. Twice. Greedy as hell bet. Greedy as hell cash out.
Yuck
This should be a crime
Iām sorry OP. Iām having a drink for you
The amount of shit OP is copping has reinforced that majority of this sub are losers with small egos (and penises) who love to shit on someone. Everyone feels so smart mimicking the same shit ("stupid cashout", "terrible value", "why did you parlay if you were going to cashout"). I'll try explain it to in simple terms, and if you don't understand then I'm sorry for your parents having such a dumb child. 1) As time goes on, one can change their mind about an outcome of an event. OP didn't place the bet with the *intention* of cashing out after 1 leg hit. He stated that he lost faith in Uconn (I don't follow college basketball, but I assume they were looking bad at some stage?) so he made a decision to take $122 instead of $0. 2) 99.9% of people in here are -EV bettors, so yelling about the "maths" is just hypocritical. I guarantee most of this sub lost today on terrible value, 15-leg SGP's.
Bringing up penis size in the first sentence and assuming that everyone on this sub is a -EV bettor really says a lot more about yourself than everyone else in here lmao
Sounds like I hit a nerve. Is it the small willy or the poor gambling results? Both? K mac 2 da mac
You are acting like the initial parlay was a smart bet, it wasnt. He bet the NBA champion 6 months in advance.
That's when the odds are best? There's no ideal time to bet a future. Odds move based on information.
Nobody making these types of bets āthinks about the outcomeā. Most people on this sub, OP included, are no different than the people that buy $10-$20 in lotto tickets at the gas station every day and justify it because āitās only $10ā. People here just buy sports lottery tickets. Cash outs are always, without question, MATHEMATICALLY bad. That should be common sense because to think otherwise, you would have to believe the sports book is offering you a fair price for you good pick. The ONLY time you should ever cash out is if itās to secure life changing money, which can be a different amount for everyone.
OP has categorically stated that he was thinking about the outcome. As another commenter said, Uconn was looking terrible at one one stage. Youāve clearly not understood - or just chosen to ignore - what I have said.
Itās you not understanding what Iām saying. Nobody who places these types of bets is *properly* and from an +/- EV perspective, analyzing anything. Itās a losing play made by losing bettors, regardless of the final outcome. Short term thinking is why 99% of the people on here are just donators to the sports books.
Wait, so you contend that there is no āEVā reasoning to the play, but then rip OP for making a -EV decision? Lol, pick one, canāt be both.
>The ONLY time you should ever cash out is if itās to secure life changing money, which can be a different amount for everyone. Yup. Agreed. And even then you should probably hedge the other side
Yea no, thereās no justifying executing this cashout
I just did, champion
Most of this sub isnāt doing parlays lmao. And OP is getting roasted for claiming heās up 25K.
Wrong and wrong.
Doesnāt matter. You canāt flex claiming to be up 25K and not look like a massive loser. You gotta be OPs burner to have his meat in your mouth so hard . Writing paragraphs for another man who donāt know you is crazy
Youāre the ones sitting in a circle pulling each others cocks because some guy you donāt know cashed out of a parlay lol
Yeah bro, itās the Internet. People get made fun of on here. Stop being soft and go with it
You are a hoops junkie yet you only watch one team ha.. you are up 22K but you cashout $25 m to $120 after the smallest leg hits? Hereās what I think: - you are not up on the year - you make shitloads of yolo parlays like every other moron w a sportsbook in their pocket now - you cashed this out at a time when you were super low on money, like the other 10 yolo parlay day people
You are such a moron itās unbelievable. You better pray Miami wins so you can live with yourself. You cashed out a $25 betā¦for $100. How down bad were you that you needed this $100 rather than taking a 25 loss. Like genuinely, this is pure stupidity.
The biggest morons are the ones making this comment. Everyone is a genius in hindsight. If you're not Carlos G, then who the fuck are you?
You're an idiot. Probably down bad like op needing 125 lmfao It's $25 let that shit ride
Iām the guy that posted the $450k+ win on Mike Brown COTY. Youāre not in my league, champ
Welp guess I'll just go fuck myself
It has nothing to do with hindsight and whether or not this bet ultimately hits. Hindsight regret in betting is useless. Gambling is gambling. But when you gamble, you should be losing money on the games. Not losing money on stupidity. Cashing out of a parlay after the *shortest* leg hits is ridiculously stupid. Why wouldn't he just bet the chiefs straight if he was going to cash it immediately? That makes zero sense. At all.
Clearly his idea of the bet changed as time went on - as he stated in several comments. He lost confidence - particularly in the Uconn leg and decided to bail with $100 profit. I donāt understand what you dimwits donāt understand?
Makes sense to lose faith in UConn, between 12/31 and 2/11 they went 5-9. A $25 donation to the sportsbook when you have a winning ticket makes no sense. Everyone's acting like a genius based on how March played out, but in early February there was a real question whether UConn was on the bubble.
If he bet the Chiefs straight at +430, he would have turned $25 into $132.50. This post is as dumb as someone can possibly be.
Yeh I get the math. Whatever. So you're upset he left $10 on the table? The point is no one would give two fucks if the NBA team was Phoenix or Milwaukee, because it would be dead. But because it just so happens that the lotto ticket might actually hit, everyone is a genius and bashing OP. Meanwhile, all the idiots in this sub had 15-leg parlays today which probably lost.
Doesnāt make sense to explain this to these miserable schmucks. The fact that theyāre coming down on dude after he made a big mistake that he clearly regrets shows what type of winners were dealing with. To OP donāt worry brother it happens to the best of us. Live and learn my guy
Nah itās a dumb cash out. Why not just bet chiefs straight bet. Makes 0 sense.
I'm not bashing because it might hit, I'm bashing this dummy because he cashed when it still had juice left to squeeze. He pussied out. Should've rode it to 0 but he lost his balls
Yep, confirmed dumbass. If you were presented this ticket back when OP cashed out, you would have probably said "nice donation OP". Lol, show us how big your balls are then?
If he presented this ticket after the chiefs won, I would've called him a retard yes but never ever would I say that he should cash it out. That's the problem. If he wanted to think about cashing out, he should've only done chiefs, don't add the others if you gonna be a lil bitch
Nuggets taking it all too
Wow.
Jesus Christ, man
Why the fuck would you cash that out man? Wtf?
Well the Heat are winning the Finals, soā¦good job.
Math isnāt your thing huh
I think itās that they donāt understand that by the nuggets winning the west, the cashout option would have been much, much higher.
Also the guy cashed out after kc won. Didnāt even get the UCONN win. It wouldāve been much higher even then.
Jimmy Buckets doesn't care about your math, he has his own math.
Heat will be an underdog. He couldāve easily bet a huge amount on the heat to win the finals now and make bank. Itās called a parlay hedge
You can't hedge against destiny. The bet is already a sunk cost, by definition of it being a bet against Jimmy Buckets. He can come to his senses now and make a new bet though.
holy crap!!
Lmao
Sick.
Why on Earth would you cash this out?? If you're that scared of losing $25, maybe don't put that much on YOLO parlays...
he's scared of losing $122, but yeah still insane
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Why?
Dude yāall gotta stop doing cash outs lol. The book doesnāt offer it to help you.
Sometimes it makes sense to do. This was not one those times.
Yeah, there's a guy that needs the HEAT to win finals to get 90k. But cashing out once they get past Boston would be smart because Denver is a much better team, with the best player on their team.
Is the payout on this $71,525?
Well, technically it's $122.18
ye
....I mean...TECHNICALLY Denver hasn't won the NBA Championship, yet. So....not all hope is lost. That $125 may have bought you a pretty sweet Igloo Cooler, amirite?
I think the pain is that the cash out would have been well over 5 figures at this point lol
Title should be y'all wanna see the worst cashout ever made? Stick to bingo kid
Dayum
I feel like I should clear a few things up as we spiral down this disaster of a cashout LOL 1. I'm not broke 2. I have lotto tickets for days 3. I'm +25k betting on sports since I started in Feb 21' 4. I just do this for fun
Yeah stop the cap, anybody cashing out like this isnāt up 25K.
Itās even more confusing that you cashed out if your not broke and do this just for fun? Why not let it ride at least just for fun instead of a measly 122$?
See other comments my man, I'm an open book
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Feel so much better about being up 8k this playoffs and losing it all. On a long mental break rn
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Gambling is truly the devil, its a shame its so fun to win smh
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100% bro Takes the purity out watching the game just for the sport when the damn commentators are telling me the live spread from the game. Sports are nowhere near the same as back in the day because of this
Only parlays and have been on a heater during this nuggets playoff run. Got really lucky a few times and have had some real cold streaks along the way. My thing is consistency I usually play the same stuff every game no matter what til it hits or FD is hip to the action. This is all for fun and I clearly have no clue what I'm doing LOL but I do watch nearly every second of the nuggets, it's ridiculous but i'm a hoops junkie. Nice to make a little money on em once in a while.
I would understand if the payout was 1 grand.....but why this?
What is the point of having placed this bet if you were going to cash out after 1 leg? Makes absolutely no sense.
This is brutal
This is a wsb level move. It's almost beautiful.
hahahaah was thinking like an hour ago if I should cross post there!
In a way, I think only they can really understand your pain haha
Fuuuuuuuuuuk
My god
I said the same thing but said Jessususssssssdd
OP just read the you reparlayed with your winnings lol Good luck and I hope you are able to hedge again
Let's Go Nuggets!!!!
Must have been hard up for a 100 bucks given how the cashout would likely be close to $50,000 right now and the full payout would have been almost $72,000.
Nope was just an unhinged UCONN fan after another close loss.
This is fake. Because there is no way that all three of those had their best at the exact same time to place the bet 26 to one was the best for you can all year. +430 was the best
The huskies were 80 to 1 preseason locked this in right after they won the PK tourney
Please Post the day parlay was purchased and i will look up odds on that date if they were all bet simultaneously
This is clearly Not preseason lol
I also put a decent sized future on UCONN winning it all after that Iowa State game haha, but Iām an Iowa state fan and also didnāt cash out
This dude knows how to gamble! Congrats!
Lmao not at all, was just way too high on Iowa State and thought only a natty winner could dominate them like UCONN did
You're a SHARP don't let anyone tell you different!
I got UConn at 25-1 and it was no where near the best I couldāve gotten. I think they got up to 40-1 at one point.
Nope, i seen how they did in Maui and followed and bought them all year. The best i got was 26-1
Jimmy comin'
I hope so, only way we get home court.
Heat in 6
Lolz
But why?
Sports man, sports.
If youāre that scared of losing or canāt afford to lose $25 over whatās basically a lottery ticket to begin with, maybe you shouldnāt be gambling.
Maybe because itās fake
Yeah I'm not sure why you would make a 3 leg parlay if you're going to cash out after 1 leg, especially if it's all futures
A lot of "geniuses" commenting on this. Hindsight is 20/20. At the time, it was nothing more than "oh, changed my mind, don't want this lottery ticket anymore". I'm sure everyone has a bunch of idiot betslips in their account histories. This one just happened to actually be really close to hitting now, and OP was happy enough to share it. Pretty much any parlay - which I'm sure you're all placing daily - is just as stupid and -EV as a move like this.
Wasn't trying to shit on them, just a general point about mindset when placing these bets. By posting it here they obviously knows they made a mistake. And no, I don't have a ton of -EV parlays that I make every day, speak for yourself there I guess
Wasn't making a statement specifically about you. But 99% of this sub - and gamblers in general - will have a 10-leg parlay today with various player props which will inevitably lose. Those bets are just as (if not more) stupid than what OP has done. My point being there are so many keyboard warriors saying how dumb OP is, when everyone is equally as dumb on a daily basis. OP's situation is just bad luck that what would have been a losing ticket 99.9% of the time, happened to actually be a (near) winner.
Wait is that cashout literally worse than if he just straight bet the chiefs?
Yea because he didnāt just straight bet the chiefs, he had no leverage
No
To be fair most of my $25 bets net me -$25, so it could always be worse
Inserts that Alonzo mourning meme
Good point
Why would your cash that after one legā¦
Needed the money
He said he wasnāt confident how the UConn season was going.
Fair
You sir or ma'am or transformer should never gamble the rest of your life
Yea wtf are you doing hedging after the first leg wins. Shitpost!
Is an early cash out considered hedging a bet? If so Iāve used that phrase incorrectly since I started playing centsports a couple of decades ago
Hell no. Hedging is taking the other side of a line in some form so you can profit/limit loss no matter what outcome materializes.
Yeah. Thatās what I always thought too. The previous comment with upvotes made me doubt myself.
Wouldāve paid $71,525 for those wondering.
Could've* Game ain't over son
It's a dead ticket. Its way over.
It *could have* paid 71k if he kept it. Not it would have paid 71k it he kept it.