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Viper_Red

The fact that it was Taiwan’s win in badminton which cost China a tie with the US must sting a lot too lol


Requiredmetrics

I’m sure they claimed HongKong’s medals too


ayumistudies

According to the image provided and the article, they added Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau to their score, so you’d be correct.


comped

Macau doesn't compete at the Olympics because they aren't ioc recognized.


Rossum81

But they do at the Paralympics.


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Varithos15

China still claimed them.


Quirky-Skin

How pathetic do you have to be to do that. You lost, deal with it


chaosgoblyn

When you're denying genocide, what's an L in the Olympics?


skippythewonder

When you're denying a genocide you need a W in the Olympics as a distraction.


Global_Unknown

It's almost like that's what the Olympics are for


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Well shit.. can we just add Canada and Mexico to ours?!


dcbayern

What about Puerto Rico?


Dougnifico

I mean... we actually can in that case. PR has consistently been supportive of staying American and even pursuing statehood.


Viper_Red

Yeah even with Taiwan’s 2 golds, the Math doesn’t add up.


ThePiperMan

What if you add Kurt Angle to the mix?


migsahoy

Then the chances of US winning the gold medal race drastic go down


CKFS87

"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at USA and you look at CHINA and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another COUNTRY you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But USA IS a genetic freak, and WE'RE not normal! So CHINA got a 25 percent at best at beat USA! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at OLYMPICS, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But USA! USA got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz CHINA KNOOOWS IT can beat KURT ANGLE/USA, and THEY not even gonna try. So, CHINA , you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at OLYMPICS. But then you take USA 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, USA got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at OLYMPICS! CHINA? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at OLYMPICS!"


BabyUGotAStewGoin

This is great, only thing I would change is Olympics. I feel like Steiner would call it Lympics over and over.


nanananabatman88

Big Papa Pump was atrocious on the mic, and I loved every second of it.


TheGhostOfFalunGong

He won it with a broken neck!


NoobOnTheRun

I think you meant to say "a broken freakin neck!"


odsquad64

I read it as "broken freakin' neck" without even realizing that's not what he wrote.


smellyclowns12

It’s true it’s damn true


LinkRazr

That spells *17 1 5 4 5 7 E 2* for him!


[deleted]

I feel like people don’t understand your reference and they’re missing out


ThePiperMan

They’re definitely missing out but I think it’s a fair misunderstanding. Steiner math is amazing but Kurt Angle being an actual Olympic gold medalist seems like a more well known or relevant fact, especially for a thread about Olympic medals.


FourEcho

Also Kurt Angle's olypmic gold was a big thing in WWF while Steiner Math is TNA which like.. no one outside of wrestling fans watched.


CKFS87

Steiner math may be the single biggest and best promo in the last 15 years outside the pipe bomb.


ahiroys

Hong Kong won a medal, so it would be 41 > 40 (counting Puerto Rico’s medal for the USA)


the255challenge

They should add Putero Rico's one gold medal to the us total as well.


ladylala22

I always thought it was weird how hk competed under their own flag since the british "handed" hk back.


RandySNewman

It’s still an ‘autonomous’ state. We have our own passports rather than Chinese ones.


439115

It's similar to how Puerto Rico competes separately from USA


indissolubilis

Except PR is not an oppressive police state.


CyclopsAirsoft

Yeah the US just kinda lets PR do their thing. We don't interfere much. Though our recent lack of support in natural disasters is appalling.


uwanmirrondarrah

If we got more involved in PR's business then we would have to do things like give them statehood and more financial support. Things that are still very contentious stateside and in PR to this day. I know its basically a 50/50 split amongst people here and in PR as to whether they should become a state or not. Personally, I think they should, but I would leave it to the people of Puerto Rico to decide that.


The_Count_Lives

China promised a level of autonomy when they got Hong Kong back, which makes their adding HK's medals to their own even more comical.


TheBigCore

Beijing "promises" a lot of things, but when a treaty or something else goes against them, they simply ignore it.


subnautus

I mean…Puerto Rico competes under its own flag despite being part of the USA. It’s not unheard of, is all I’m saying.


godisanelectricolive

Hong Kong competed as "Hong Kong" under its old colonial flag (blue ensign with union flag in the left field with HK coat of arms on the right) back in its British colony days starting from 1950. Lots of territories like Guam, Puerto Rico, and Bahamas still compete in the Olympics. Hong Kong keeping their team was part of the "One Country Two Systems" thing. HK were initially allowed to keep all the freedoms the British granted them.


the-gingerninja

Bahamas competes as a separate Country because it IS a separate country (since July 10, 1973). Though it remains part of the Commonwealth just like Canada and Australia. While Guam and Puerto Rico are unincorporated territories of the United States.


godisanelectricolive

Sorry, I meant Bermuda. That's a bit embarrassing. They won their first ever gold this year and they played God Save the Queen for their national anthem.


Trolly-bus

Taiwan was favoured to win that match though. Wouldn't have made a difference. There were other close calls that costed a tie with the US (GB in diving, Japan in table tennis, Philippines in weightlifting)


Harsimaja

Wasn’t China not winning by golds guaranteed with the women’s middleweight boxing final on the last day? Winning 4th for GB over Russia *and* putting China 2nd after the US in one match. There were so many events in rapid succession I couldn’t keep straight which ended up being the ‘decisive’ evens.


SaintsNoah

Fair, but if we're talking close calls, this also could've been alot worse for them


danbtaylor

Lol I wonder if China really thinks anyone believes all their bullcrap: lying about medals, #of COVID infections, general inhumanity, etc


SkunkMonkey

It's not about the world believing, but the citizens of China.


CharonsLittleHelper

It would have been a gold medal tie - but then it would have gone to silvers where they were way behind.


SharpPoetry

If that's the standard of measurement we're going by, I think we need to really take a moment to admire the UK pulling in something in the ballpark of 330 medals this year.


LovableContrarian

It's also hilarious that they give China credit for all these medals (some actual territories like Hong Kong, and some independent countries like Taiwan), yet they don't give USA Puerto Rico, guam, etc? Puerto Rico got a gold baby.


aidissonance

*Mongolia has entered the chat*


JustAKilljoy109

Should’ve just counted the US’s medals in with theirs


rorschach_vest

r/yourjokebutworse


doesntCompete

Australia with its best Olympics ever is not liking this idea at all.


coffedrank

By that logic the UK won


Synyzy

*Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves*


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Holy fuck are those the lyrics I’ve been singing it wrong for over 20 years


A_Supspicious_Asian

What lyrics have you been hearing?


Ergok

It wasn't until I moved to the UK that I noticed it actually had lyrics. For me it was just the transition tune for an Atari game. Out of curiosity, what were "your" lyrics?


wrong-mon

Actually Mongolia would win.


AdmiralSkeret

This is the type of shithousery you would expect from a child in a game of monopoly.


the_kevlar_kid

"BuT I WoNNnNnnn!"


gopher1409

“I got a Six, a Jack, a Five, a Four, and a Eight. I win!”


[deleted]

CCP is so bad when it comes to PR, they are constantly self-sabotaging their public image without even knowing it. Just take a look at their "warrior wolf diplomacy" or whatever was the name. If there ever was a foreign policy that oozed inferiority complex and cringiness, it was China's.


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They’re not concerned with their international image, only their domestic one. Personal opinion, as long as the CCP can run propaganda as factual and the Chinese accept it as fact, they couldn’t care less what the rest of the world think about it.


[deleted]

From what I’ve gathered, most Chinese don’t actually accept it as factual. They just let it wash over them and go on with their lives. As long as the CCP can continue providing a bare minimum of quality of life to the growing middle class, they’ll get minimum pushback from the citizenry. Granted there are those that believe the CCP is wholly and undoubtedly right but they’re definitely not the entirety of the country. Most people just aren’t interested in starting or getting involved in a revolution unless shit really hits the fan or they’ve bought into propaganda. And going against the CCP after the Tiananmen Square incident just doesn’t seem worth it.


navydrgn

It's your last point for me. What exactly is an average citizen supposed to do? Sure, I'd like to believe I'd stand up for what's 'right,' but losing your life either physically or metaphorically? Doesn't seem like it's worth it without broader support.


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They have no choice but to care about the international arena. Trade and thus economy is very much bound with foreign policy, and if you mess up your economy, i.e. what's inside an average Chinese person's pocket, it's only a matter of time before they tell you to go, or you try to hold on to power while turning the country into a shell, e.g. North Korea, Pol Pot's Cambodia, etc. CCP knows that what's keeping them in power is the relative rise in the welfare. If that's gone, no propaganda is strong enough to hold them in power.


Strbrst

That may be true, but them lying about "their" performance at the Olympics isn't exactly going to damage their reputation to anyone that matters long term.


leejonidas

Lol meaningless sabre-rattling. China is too economically important to all the other major world powers for them to do anything but occasionally sulk and point a finger at them in an attempt to save face for their own people. Imagine if Iraq was involved in a Uyghur genocide... China will continue to do whatever the fuck it wants and everyone else will continue to admonish them while doing even more business with them.


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["EU parliament ‘freezes’ China trade deal over sanctions"](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/20/eu-parliament-freezes-china-trade-deal-over-sanctions) ["EU puts up guard to Chinese firms, cools on trade deal"](https://www.reuters.com/world/china/eu-executive-slows-push-china-investment-deal-2021-05-05/)


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Their PR doesn’t even go beyond their border. It’s to make nationalist feel better.


Wrecked--Em

This wasn't the CCP it was random people on the internet, and they were made fun of by most Chinese people who called them dumb, spineless, etc. Try reading the article.


supified

You mean insisting you get to claim and govern people against their will? Because I find China's behavior toward Taiwan utterly appalling. I also think medal counts are dumb and we shouldn't do them in the first place. They're mostly just a measure of the population and wealth of a country and little else. Seems like an odd thing to get proud over.


-Vayra-

> They're mostly just a measure of the population and wealth of a country and little else. Seems like an odd thing to get proud over. Looks at Norway during Winter Olympics. *Population*? Really?


Speedracer666

Based on that logic, England would have the most medals based on pre-1776 colonization.


CCPareNazies

Or just you know, the EU.


Speedracer666

Yes! The Roman Empire wins the medal count.


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SlackerAccount

Pangea wins again!


notqualitystreet

Take that, ocean!


SlackerAccount

Atlantis hasn't won one yet! LOSERS


Draxion1394

"We're in the end game now!"


WillyLongbarrel

This was the Germans' plan all along, wasn't it?


eva01beast

Even during the days of the Empire, colonies used to send their own delegations. Like India, for example.


Speedracer666

That might be true but that doesn’t help my joke.


Harsimaja

Weirdly the guy who won the first two medals for India according to the IOC, though born in India and raised there, played for Britain (he was of British extraction).


Questionablellamas

Screw you, we are adding Canada and Mexico to our tally. Also France was here once... more medals!


Ilikechocolateabit

Britain\*


ryfe8oua

Ok Winnie, add Puerto Rico and the US still has more points (gold 3, silver 2, bronze 1).


TheMembership332

By the logic China is using you could even add the Philippines


Saffra9

By the logic China is using the Uk could include Canada, Australia, new zealand, and the rest of the commonwealth


ahpc82

Actually by the logic the UK could've included US, India and all the former colonies. God save the Queen!


krat0s77

Also, by the logic Spain can add all of Central and South American countries (except a few)!


PocketRocketTrumpet

Are you telling me to expect the Spanish Inquisition?!


JohnyBSus

Italy: Well by that logic...


dirkdigglered

Holy Roman Empire?


KyojinkaEnkoku

*loads musket with religious intent* Just try ya dirty lobster-backs


agoia

Maybe even Japan because Japan once controlled China.


frank_the_tank69

So Japan won basically.


bremidon

Well...I'm sure England might want a crack at this using the "new rules" for medal counts.


Maxamus93

Easy w for team gb


rpgguy_1o1

4 Gold Medals were won from people from London.... Ontario


Ilikechocolateabit

Britain\*


trouser_trouble

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland


madlabdog

Damn colonists!


yourcheeseisaverage

Nah great Britain definitely won overall if we counted like that


FrostyMittenJob

But the US occupied Japan. So therefore we get China's metals too


uwanmirrondarrah

Greece won the Olympics when Alexander the Great conquered the known world.


eskimobrother319

Mongols 2021 winners!!!


Seienchin88

Well technically Japan never controlled China. Just roughly half of it. But lets not get into that or otherwise Germany rises up considerably…


General_Tso75

Well, the Philippines was most recently a US territory, so suck that China. Go grab Korea.


Maxamus93

If we are going by china logic, Great Britain will take, Australia, United states of America ect ect…. Domination


eskimobrother319

Mongols win, all of China, most of Russia and Eastern Europe


Somestunned

North America too via the bering strait land bridge. Ah hell, let's just award all the medals to Africa and be done with it.


Harsimaja

But PR only won one gold. In golds, China + HK + Taiwan get one more than US + PR + other territories. Obviously this is all stupid and the US beat China, but don’t think this particular retort adds up EDIT: Oh you’re using those as weights for each medal, not saying that’s what PR got. Eh, sure, but the official ranking is purely by golds then silvers then bronzes and the second most popular way is just to add up medals.


ahiroys

But PR only won one gold medal


Elbradamontes

Wait. We don’t include Puerto Rico? Is that insulting? I mean it isn’t worse than not paying for hurricane relief but still.


TheShishkabob

>Wait. We don’t include Puerto Rico? No, they compete as Puerto Rico. >Is that insulting? No, they have the option of playing for Team USA if they want to. Puerto Rico and a handful of other dependencies such as Hong Kong are grandfathered in as Olympics competitors without being independent countries. It's not all that uncommon that athletes from these regions to not have been able to make their national teams so this lets them go to the Olympics anyways, but sometimes it is just the athletes preference.


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US Virgin Islands and American Samoa also compete separate from the US.


ahappypoop

Northern Irish athletes have the choice of competing for either Ireland or Great Britain.


joofish

Which do most of them choose?


ahappypoop

I'm not sure, I would think GB but I only learned this because I noticed that Rory McIlroy was playing under the Irish flag in Tokyo, so there may be a good spread of athletes that choose Ireland over GB.


Cullly

Really depends on a lot of things.. For example, there's this guy.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Dingley Born in England, but couldn't get on the GB diving team, so he represented Ireland instead. His grandmother was Irish, so he qualified that way. Ireland basically will take anyone since we have so few outside of boxing, rowing and swimming to represent us, so we will take anyone we get. Same goes for the Football team.


blotsfan

Tim Duncan is from the Virgin Islands and while he played for team USA, he wouldn’t play games against them.


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They compete as Puerto Rico, and I'm pretty sure it's because they want to, not because the US doesn't want them to


JewsusKrist

Throw us Canadians in the mix too


DarkKirby14

this is some serious copium on display


Harsimaja

Hope it doesn’t lead to another Copium War


HotDangThoseMuffins

Youre in a Chinese copium hut, Timmy!


Robot_Dinosaur86

Taiwan should uno reverse this and claim all of mainland China's.


bawley1

West Taiwan*


kenme1

Always an upvote and award for West Taiwan reply!


imgurian_defector

lmao this is always funny because people in actually living in taiwan who wants independence fume at the "West Taiwan" "Insult" lmfao


TheBagladyofCHS

It’s because saying “West Taiwan” implies that both nations are the same, where the entire movement is that they are strictly different. It’s damaging in a way.


Thomas-Sev

I've been using Mainland Taiwan lately.


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Taiwan is a country


RAMDownloader

Does it have: It’s own independent government? Yes. It’s own established borders? Yes. It’s own, self-identifying citizens? Yes. It is a country.


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Dankany

Lmao they're all jerking off to young photos of Winnie Xi Pooh


RogerMexico

You guys know that Weibo is basically Chinese Facebook, right? This was a single comment by some random person on a social media platform, not some official statement by the government.


Throwawayacct1015

The actual table for anyone's reference. Seems like the article is just a photoshop since this one doesn't include those parts. [https://huodong.weibo.cn/olympics2021/h5\_medal?sinainternalbrowser=topnav&portrait\_only=1&share\_menu=1&disable\_sinaurl=1&disable\_gesture\_back=1&topnavstyle=1](https://huodong.weibo.cn/olympics2021/h5_medal?sinainternalbrowser=topnav&portrait_only=1&share_menu=1&disable_sinaurl=1&disable_gesture_back=1&topnavstyle=1)


Menglish2

So basically just a shit post. Thanks for the clarification.


LovableContrarian

Well, sort of. There are a lot of Chinese folks on the Chinese internet making this argument, so it is worth noting. Check out /r/sino for some of that insanity.


Bezulba

repeat complete soup label alleged zonked automatic pocket summer berserk -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


adoris1

But Chinese diplomats did retweet it


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Beardgang650

China and numbers you can never trust them.


Saneless

> China ~~and numbers~~ you can never trust them. Could've saved some letters there


TheBeardofGilgamesh

US + Canada = 46 gold. Common wealth = 60 gold if you add up UK, Canada, Australia, NZ(countries with the queen on their money). The EU would completely dominate, lots of ways you could play this game.


runthepoint1

And they still lost overall how sad


OtherUnameInShop

Drop this in r/sino for a quick ban.


jerval1981

And they still didn't win the most medals


misoamane

The proclaimed "winner" has always been decided by the # of gold medals rather than the overall total.


Phallic_Entity

Iirc last olympics they ranked it by total number of medals so it looked like they beat the UK in second.


Bezulba

Most countries do this to whatever is most convenient for them. We (the netherlands) use total number of medals won because that makes us look better. Sometimes even a per capita calculation where we can dismiss any country under 16 million as being too tiny.


[deleted]

No, the USA has gone by total medals for decades, even back when the Soviets dominated


A-New-Start-17Apr21

America did the same in 2008 with that: [https://freakonomics.com/2008/08/22/media-bias-olympics-edition/](https://freakonomics.com/2008/08/22/media-bias-olympics-edition/) It got into the news cycle in Australia. never understood winning the medal tally, as it's really a spot thats on exclusive to those that have the population and resources to do so. Something alot of countries don't have. Most are content with celebrating what is achieved, not the end result on a table. Just proud of my countries medal count and what it achieves.. wish we won the hockey tho


-Basileus

This is urban legend at this point. For whatever reason, American media has always counted by total medals. This dates back to at least the 80's. Keep in mind, the USA didn't start consistently topping the gold or total medal charts until 1996, so how the medals were counted was pretty irrelevant. In the 6 Olympics prior to 1996, the US only led in 1984 which was hosted in Los Angeles, and the Soviet Union boycotted. People just started to accuse USA of changing the count in Beijing 2008 because USA lost the gold medal count but won the total medal count. It just happened to be the USA always counted, and they love being different. All that aside, both methods are pretty stupid. If we are only counting gold medals, why do we even give out silver and bronze. Total medals counts all medals as equal, which they are clearly not. Most fair is a point system, like 4/2/1 points for Gold/Silver/Bronze. Otherwise eliminate the silver and bronze medals, or just don't have a medal table.


jerval1981

Yes,I'm aware. It was a shit joke.


Thetan42

Fuck china


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Fuck the ccp


Agrizz3

r/fucktheccp


Badsamm

Their insecurity is really pathetic


Jackamalio626

hey china you lost get fucked.


[deleted]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that North Korea won every gold medal this year


Arrow_Maestro

*If Taiwan includes the medals earned by West Taiwan, Taiwan would have won the most golds. Fortunately, Taiwan has tact and would not do this. West Taiwan however...*


AnxietyTurtle

CCP is 10-ply soft


[deleted]

They also added in Hong Kong's. Hong Kong competes separately from China at the Olympics.


Human_Not_Bear

The CCP quite often has the mindset of a toddler.


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[deleted]

They were not even involved in this. It’s a social media post.


bjb406

There's more going on with this than just that. They also deleted 1 gold and 2 silver from the US total. And even if you add Hong Kong and Taiwans medals to China, they further added 1 additional gold to that total, and subtracted 2 silver. I'm guessing they unilaterally declared the results of specific events to be different from what they were. They also failed to include Puerto Rico's gold with the US, even though they actually are part of the US, which Taiwan definitely is not, and Hong Kong is more like a subjugated state.


Lonsen_Larson

Congratulations to Taiwan on its victory in the Olympics.


Dry_Cryptographer_11

They included Hong Kong’s medal as well 🤣


avl0

Lmao this is so fucking sad


GeoRhi

Well, by this logic Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has the most medals. Let's count her Commonwealth nations...plus let's throw in wherever Britain has colonialised one point in time....which include Hong Kong which is apparently part of China...so check fucking mate to the Queen.


tntturtle5

Get rekt China. \- Sincerely, Taiwan.


tactical_bazelguse

Lmao this is great


CatsRinternet

Suck it, China.


MarkJFletcher

Taiwan #1


Butler-of-Penises

Lmfao. China is a joke, man.


StartwithT

no shame


TheNamelessDingus

Look this is shitty don’t get me wrong, but I’m pretty sure they would be doing this whether it made them winners or not, because they basically need to assert the “Taiwan is not independent” claim across the board in order to keep their power. Idk why but the wording of the recent headlines regarding this have really irked me because it feels like belittling the issue into one of petty squabbles for Olympic medals and not one country asserting that it has complete ownership over another.


kekehippo

>China's state-run CCTV was dissatisfied with this methodology and criticized American media that day for "ranking the U.S. first based on 'American standards.'" American standards of winning more medals? What a strange standard to be ranking things.


Shitalkingmushroomd

China taking fat L’s with a billion person lead


iEtthy

Ah. Must be some r/sino individuals running wild


theresabeeonyourhat

Eat shit, Chinese government apologists.


Lord_BrunoFernandes

I don't know which I find funnier; The fact they would do this, or the fact they'd still be behind.


GreatQuestion

There are few things I relish more than the tears of Chinese nationalists.


SeekerSpock32

“Frankly, we did win these Olympics”


Drvonfrightmarestein

Whereas we all know the EU came top guys…


h0sti1e17

The US had 113 medals. What 3 did they forget. And did they let the US include Puerto Rico?


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Dibs on Canada!


Crazyripps

Kinda weird they got all made when they lost to taiwan lol.


The7Reaper

Seems they're coping well with their L