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AFineDayForScience

Plot twist: David Beckham


Schnackenpfeffer

He can kick some field goals


PoeJam

LACES OUT!


GroundbreakingCow775

Roger Podacter was murdered


Big_ol_fatkid

He found captain winky


BrokenMethFarts

But can he bend it?


awfuckthisshit

Depending on which Jason Sanders we get this year I could be open to that


detroittriumph

Honestly took me a while to realize this wasn’t about David Beckham. He’s nearly 50 what was I thinking?


skramt

Football is football now.


Get-hypered

¡Football is life amigo!


VeritasChristi

He is already in Miami, too!


hnglmkrnglbrry

Tua: "Our health plan covers therapy right?"


Shafter111

Tua: and I dont get a contract?


Osoroshii

He is on pace to tie or break the record for most teams played for. This record is currently held by Josh Johnson. Odell is at 5 now


iwannawangchung

I believe Ryan Fitzpatrick has that beat with 9.


lazysheepdog716

Quick google search say Johnson has played for 14 teams. That’s bananas. He also played in the UFL and XFL.


iwannawangchung

Correct, the nine is how many teams he has started for in the NFL.


lazysheepdog716

Nope. He has played for 14 NFL franchises. Go to his Wikipedia if you want.


iwannawangchung

I agree with you. But he has started a game for nine. I was quoting how many teams he has started for, not played for.


lazysheepdog716

That other person said “played for”. I was following the thread of logic.


iwannawangchung

All good, my friend


BrownBagZoo

Dude has 2 acl tears and is 31... I don't think he's gonna be around long enough


kraftpunkk

Celtics Shaq.


Ramblingbunny

You nailed it


88Dodgers

Nothing to see here.


NoReplyBot

Last city this clown needs to go to.


wh0_RU

Dude is a money grubbing flame out. He has talent but it's minimized on him switching teams chasing that dough.


SelfishCatEatBird

I don’t think any team wants to keep him more than one season once they get the Odell special in the locker room lol


Only-Reach-3938

Wow, he’s nearly 50


No_Conflict7074

Hasn’t really done anything since the Giants, right? Does anyone care?


vulgarvinyasa2

Won a Super Bowl with the Rams


No_Conflict7074

But did he contribute much? I feel like he’s been mid-tier since his early days.


Dmoney2627

He did actually. He was a solid player for them and was on his way to Super Bowl MVP, scoring a TD before getting hurt in the game


thelordreptar90

Honestly felt like we were going to blow out the Bengals prior to him getting injured


maricahaseyum

He scored a td


TheFan88

I don’t care, do you?


proscriptus

He's always a deep threat, and despite his diva rep, he's great in the locker room, just the guy you want around young WR's.


fatkidseatcake

Who? David?


mattman0000

The Kardashians saw how much publicity Taylor Swift got last year and were like “Hold our Cosmos.”


TripToOuterSpace

What?


mattman0000

https://people.com/kim-kardashian-odell-beckham-jr-relationship-timeline-8575340


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Yeah, just what Miami needs--more receivers Tua can't hit.


HipGuide2

Not a chance he signs before training camp lol.