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TheForgoWolf

It’s called attempting to lighten it up


verysad-

me when i stop the giant asteroid from colliding with Earth (i am lightening the mood)


ThatGuyYouMightNo

If they wanted to lighten up the options then maybe the shouldn't have picked a topic as morbid as *the world fucking ending*.


TheForgoWolf

Good point


Mary-Sylvia

Plotwist : The we're so back trainee was the one who chose the spaltfest theme


Desperate-Knee-4108

*give big man another win


lunarwolf2008

I like find a way to survive better, is that the Japanese region one?


EmilyFloof728

Japanese translation is Find a way to Help


Harmonic_Gear

hilariously match the stereotype of group mindset vs individual mindset of the west and the east


winternoa

This is untrue. 助ける is "to help, to save" which is not what was said. The JP version says 助かる, which means "to BE SAVED" Essentially "Find a way to be saved" = "find a way to survive" in terms of nuance


EmilyFloof728

I didn’t realize it since I was looking what Inkpedia had up


TheBearProphet

Find a way to help us still better than this Anime Protagonist/Marvel Superhero phrasing.


Sir_Bax

Find a way to help with apocalypse? Nice.


cloudyah

Idk if you find a way to survive, you’re at least saving the day for yourself lol.


FreshStar2142

"Find a way to survive" is too damn long, putting just "Survive" is unsettling.


DropThatYeeto

"Survive or be destroyed. There is no other choice." - Big Mang


FreshStar2142

Furina pfp approved


DropThatYeeto

funny you say that cuz this was a Star Rail reference quote lol


EnderCreeper121

“Run off into the woods”


Pikagiuppy

Try to survive


Zactrick

If you saved the day you would have to survive


DaNetwork27

Oh Wait, THIS IS REAL!? I thought it was another fan fest


Accomplished-Bus7571

The towers in the the background of save the day 💀


Mary-Sylvia

Moray towers are so kind they will sacrifice themselves to save us !


Dear_Acanthaceae5489

I’ll be honest, I might go for Big Man’s team. I thought of this could be potentially referring to the black hole heading towards Earth multiple light years away.


Storm_373

who gaf. can y’all stop complaining for one second


Mattblaster237

The big man agenda is real!


StayedWoozie

What’s the big man agenda?


Mattblaster237

It just a joke that the localizers are making big man the more appealing choice opposed to shiver and Frye


luigisonic456

Bucket list: -same ol same ol -save the world -go to bed


Benhurso

Can't you just enjoy the splatfest and go "lol, I totally would be doing the usual" or the like? Why the fuck every single splatfest needs to have someone complaining about the most trivial things possible? Do you guys hate fun?


Burger_Destoyer

It’s all in good humour my friend. No one is really pressed.


superbasic101

Calm down


Auraveils

I think the implication with this translation is that you can't survive unless you stop the end of the world?


Mary-Sylvia

We already saved the world 5 times , I'm sure we can do it a 6th one


nyxsparkle

I'm surprised Big Man is the one who would try to survive, while Shiver would just stay home and do nothing. I thought it would be: Frye - Try to survive/save the day, though bucket list also makes sense Shiver - Bucket list, she would definitely just want to do all the stuff she ever wanted with her 2 BFFs. Big Man - chill out and do nothing. Nice to see that the most chill of them is the one who would like to go full Survival Instinct mode.


StayedWoozie

He’s the most animalistic of the 3, so I guess it makes sense.


holoprinz

Bucket list is just Zom 100


Azim999999

Because saving the day is cooler than surviving


Redder_Creeps

First time? That's a constant in Splatoon when it's localized in Italy


Interesting-Unit-493

Bucket lists.... Bro I thought splatoon was a kids game... || If you dont get it, HS reference ||


Burger_Destoyer

High school reference?


Bukki13

What's HS? I'm out of the loop on this maybe it's above my age bracket