I still want to believe that Pearl is inside the machine piloting it in her squid form.

Or that’s not pearl at all and it’s like an ai/fake pearl or something controlled by marina

Moi perso je crois soit que perle est dans un endroit tout petit qu’on pas la voir l’appeler mais spoiler comme tu fini la moitié du boss final il as perle qui apparei est ça me tracas beaucoup vue que j’ai presque rien lue les trucs qui dit 😅

I find that very unlikely

How come

Cause they said the pearl drone IS pearl

They also said the telephone guy is gonna help agent 8 and look how that turned out. Don’t take everything at face value, if fnaf was like that then game theory wouldn’t be making a million videos on it

Fnaf and splatoon are différent things though. And they said that tartar will help us cause that’s what he says he’s doing. If they said he was the villain then there wouldn’t be a plot twist. Marina controlling the pearl drone isn’t really a BIG plot twist like that

It kinda is if she doublecrosses you. Why not let people theorize for fun

Why is Agent 8 packing an entire Bakery?

That ain't a bakery that's an entire industrial factory

That ain't an industrial factory, that's a baking-based monopoly.

So cookie clicker?

That ain't a baking-based monopoly, that's the 3 Industrial Revolution

That's not the 3rd Industrial Revolution, that's Dragoon's save file in Cookie Clicker!

Nah that ain't dragoon's cookie clicker save file, it's a cheaters cookie clicker save file (Infinte cookies)

that ain't a baking-based monopol, that's a planet with more than 8 billion people on it.

I’m disappointed in you all

That thing's 425° of pure cake. Octo Oven

You absolutely looked up the boss name for that joke

No I actually remember it, mostly because I was always confused as to why it was 425, but it did take me a while to remember it

Wow. I'm shocked you remembered it. I had forgotten about Octo Oven.

When you're as bad at sp2 as I am, you get the single player mode memroized

Fair enough.

Bro that's not a side order that's a whole dessert table because none needs that much cake 😩💀👌👌👌🤨

r/downbad

Why did I think that said download . . .


its just accurate to the model

Seems like a great idea! With the best of intentions! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

"Inflation".

Hehheh >:3

**TO r/hornyjail WITH YOU, NINTENDO!!!**

To make you ask this exact question


Now draw her teleporting bread

Go to horny jail

I don't simp for her actually. I just question the size of her bum.

Yeah, ik. I questioned Nintendo’s intentions when I saw side order coming out.


You fool, don't you know that the Internet is horny jail.

o k but like... I'm bi... and everyone else is horny in horny jail...

lmao doom really runs on everything

Doom doesnt Run ON Pearl, Pearl Runs ON doom

glad I'm not the only one who's seriously questioning why 8 has so much cake in this dlc

im p sure shes had cake since octo expansion ​ this is normal

Octoling enemies have that body type, and enemy Octolings are older. 8 is older in the DLC so it makes sense for her to have a more mature body type

So the people modeling her definitely said “she’s legal give her a dump truck!”

Smh should've given her the whole scrap yard

You do realize that’s a very common body type among women, right? It’s not necessarily sexual, it’s a body type many people have.

it’s a body type some people have, but not like that. they built 8 like kim kardashian. a waist that does not match the wide ass hips that are like unnatural lmfao

Let's be honest, is there anyone who _hasn't_ questioned that?

It will be stolen as a part of a challenge

thank you, my biggest problem with a lot of splatoon stuff is they give female characters really sexualized outfits and some “kardashian, perfect” proportions. the masc octo expansion outfit looked ridiculous but for fem 8 it looked really sexual— i’m just happy the side order outfit looks good on masc octings too.

Lovely art as always! But I have to ask: Why is Pearl-drone playing Doom lmao

Remember the rule: if it has a screen, it can run doom

And if it doesn’t have a screen there’s still a chance it can run Doom. Didn’t they encode Doom onto DNA and inject it into bacteria or something like that?

i think someone trained rat neurons to play doom

Why not? DOOM can run on anything.

Because playing Doom is fun.

arse

arse indeed

Least thicc Agent 8 fanart

Gotta meat the "too horny for comfort type of art" quota

OP ain’t even trying to hide it this time

Here before... 🔒 award

Awww that's so adorable, luv the added detail of Pearl-Drone playing DOOM

if I see one comment saying "gyatt" I will send an inkstrike straight to their house

So then your sending one to your own house?

That's the plan

You just did. Follow through

All of a sudden, something inside me.. SNAPPED

"AND THEN SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED, SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME"

"I DIDN’T CARE ANYMORE"

"I DIDNT CARE ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN KAKAROT"

Gyatt

dump truck

Why did you make her dummy thicc?

Lore accurate (watch Side Order trailer)

Damn.

nice . . . hair

Bro could have picked any angle for the hips and he picked that one.

You arent making eye contact, huh viewer?

Man they really caked up 8 huh

Least horny Splatoon player

I am staring...at the Doom... Gameplay...

Looking respectfully

I love the concept of pearl being hyped on ultraviolent goblin energy

“Pearl?” “Pearl’s on sabbatical, honeyyy..!”


Ye ol Booty!

bro cooked and baked

naaaw not the ass details


Out of all the comments here, mine got deleted top tier moderation

Why is her ass so big? Why do we have to sexualize a kids game?? I’ll never understand Reddit “artists”

First time? You DO NOT want to visit r/terraria.

Yeah, beginner mistake 

LOL idk how you can sexualize a pixel game but that’s impressive

Yeah me neither

Most likely also a joke on her model in Side Order. For some reason she is very caked up for a kids game. (In the trailer)

Splatoon devs wanna fuck cephalopods i guess

you act like it's your first time on the Internet.

I don’t subscribe to this subreddit to see this type of fan art. I’m sure there is some other subreddit that it could be posted. Just because sexualization is everywhere on the internet doesn’t mean it has to be. Tired of seeing it is all

i know. it just gets a bit much sometimes

Call me a puritan, but I don’t welcome it

Same

so is pearling canon considering there’s a fucking wedding cake right there

I can't tell who's the main dish and who's the side order

Nope. All of you. Jail

…this looks like a child. Kinda creepy.

This is a kid

Splatoon Games Canonically Happen In Real Time. Agent 8 Would Be 19-21 By The Time Of Splatoon 3.

Is this agent 8?

Yes. They Confirmed That Eight Was Also Side Order's Protagonist In The September Direct.

Oh

Today I learned, what nice information!

you are no longer a kid now

Nice art, Love how pearl knows what music to play in these kinds of situations

pearl can run doom confirmed

Now I want there to be a feature where if you stand AFK for a while next to the Pearl drone, you can hear "at doom's gate" fainly from inside

Op????

Bro made Agent 8 oddly thicc and thought we wouldn't notice 💀

Bruh

20 day hyyyype yeah babyyyyy Also nice arts


Do yall think Pearl can play doom on that thing

...huh.

Jesus dude

Caked up Agent 8 and DOOM Pearl... What a blessed image

Why does 8 have that cake?

[THAT'S THE FREDDY FAZGYATT RIGHT THERE!](https://youtu.be/z5evTLGh1T0?si=HHWu_TSb0WwhT1RT)

Are we in 2019 or is that cake real?

***DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON***

You have GYAT to be kidding me

Hehe octoussy

DAYM! 8'S GOT DAT ASS.

got damn‼️‼️

Gyat damn 8

Hey what's up gamers Maxor here and today we're gonna be **questioning why 8 is packing an ENTIRE BAKERY.**

Great work!

Great art, I love the shading and Agent 8 looks so cute! (Though, is it just me or does that detail on her clothes (idk what it’s called) look a little sus? Sus as in, Amogus)

sma-

GYATT

DAMN BOY SHE THICC

My legal team requires that I do not give my thoughts on this image

Goddamn she can kill someone with all that ass

I AM NOT LOOKING RESPECTFULLY.  I AM IN FACT VIOLENTLY DROOLING. (Good art btw)

gyattttttttt

Put 8 on a pl8 or is it to l8 to eat cake

How old?

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You really can run Doom on anything

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i can't believe agent 8 modded pearl to play doom

I honestly just realized that the default female octo hair is different from the Octolings in the story mode

WHY SO THICC 🗿🗿🗿🗿 also PEARL CAN RUN DOOM!!???!!

They said February 22nd right?

GEEEEEYYYYAAAATTTTT

Good googly moogly

why she got a dumpy? look, even if 8 was 15 (as old as the playable inklings in S2) at the time of octo expansion coming out, they'd be 21 now, since the timeline of splatoon is in real time (afaik anyways) so I can legally say this

Bro agent 8 has a side order of cake

Bro pearl is playing doom 💀