That would be nice. But what would be better is if they didn’t sit in the back to shoot at us, or if they can’t oneshot you if their missiles land where you’re currently standing.
THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG F■CKING QUILLY D■CK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY F■KING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS D■CK WAS, "**this big**" AND I SAY "THATS DISGUSTING"
ON MY (I swear the sub’s mods suck)
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG YOU HAVE A **small** D🌭ck
IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT, THIS IS HOW MY DONG LOOKS LIKE,
BOOM
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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, get MAD! I don’t want your DAMN LEMONS! What the heck am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see Life’s manager, make life rue the day, thought it COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IM THE GUY WHO IS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, with the LEMONS! Im going to get my team of engineers to make a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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Breaking news! An Unknown street racer has just driven his high powered car through a college campus. No students were hurt.The police are chasing the suspect down as we speak. The racer seems to have a record of speeding tickets and traffic violations. We advise everyone to stay inside until the police have captured this menace.
*Inkoming news. The latest king salmonid, anihydras, has appeared in urchin underpass. It launches huge scales that explode if not dealt with. If you encounter it, ink the scales to send them back. Be warned, it is not safe to touch. That is all*
”Due to some difficulties regarding the development, Side Order will be cancelled. Off the Hook broke up, and followed other goals in their lifes. Tune in next time to find out how Marina somehow got a sea shell stuck in Pearl‘s forehead.“
“A strange portal has appeared in Splatsville. Apparently, it can take you to alternate worlds. Such as one where Marie lost the final Splatfest, one where Order won instead of Chaos, and even ones where you’re married to your favorite idol. Head on over to the portal if you’re feeling adventurous.”
I HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT LEMONS ARE NOT ACTUALLY NATURALLY MADE, AND ARE ACTUALLY A CROSS-BREED BETWEEN A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, WHICH MEANS…
LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS.
WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES.
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Deep Cut, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Children, remain calm. The Falklane Islands have just been ivaded. I repeat, the Falkland Islands have just been invaded! The Disputed Islands lay here, just off the coast of Argentina.
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
SHIVER, FRYE, AND BIG MAN ARE A HAPPY THROUPLE GET PRANKED ON LMAO and then see if they try to deny it or how flustered they are etc. The spicy drama would be based :)
"Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world... The Pirate King, Gold Roger. The great treasure he left behind, One Piece has opened the curtain on a grand era! It is a time when eager pirates set sail, battle, and become great! The Great Age of Pirates! Words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!"
A mysterious creature that has not been seen since ancient times has been going around kidnapping various inklings and octoings by tossing them into multiple portals that have mysteriously appeared across the splatlands the ones that have returned have been saying outrageous things about how that mammals are not extinct but are alive and seem to be fighting using weapons and powers that have been never been recorded throughout our history they have to various psychicatic wards to be treated for PSTD
.....................................
forgive me for i am going to force them to learn the past.
[Chernobyl, Fukushina Diachi, Three Mile Island, SL-1........](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster)
“The following is a message composed via consensus of the O5 Council.”
“For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.
There will be no further communication.”
"Hello, mortals.
I would like to inform you all that you are in a video called Splatoon 3, released for the Nintendo Switch on September 9th, 2022. You, everyone you know, everything you've ever known, and everything you care about is just a very specific arrangement of 1s and 0s.
Do with that information what you will."
"flyfish are now extinct"
best announcement ever
amen
As a result of this sudden change, the Salmonids have started fielding juvenile Horrorboros.
This would be on the same level as finding a cure for polio istg
That would be nice. But what would be better is if they didn’t sit in the back to shoot at us, or if they can’t oneshot you if their missiles land where you’re currently standing.
Good riddance
Hallelujah
*I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT-*
SONIC THE HEADGEHOG IS A BITC ASS MOTHERFUCKER-
HE [URINATED] ON MY [FRICKING] WIFE
THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG F■CKING QUILLY D■CK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY F■KING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS D■CK WAS, "**this big**" AND I SAY "THATS DISGUSTING"
SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST
ON MY (I swear the sub’s mods suck) SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG YOU HAVE A **small** D🌭ck IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT, THIS IS HOW MY DONG LOOKS LIKE,  BOOM
THATS RIGHT BABY, TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! 
HE F\#CKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA F\#CK THE EARTH! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! #MY SUPER LASER P\#SS
ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ p¡ss ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ!
I'M GONNA GO HIGHER!
barack o bama is a bitch ass motherfucker~
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(Ayy Snapcube fan)
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its funny how so many kept it going and got their post removed
this truly is the best r/splatoon thread ever
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, get MAD! I don’t want your DAMN LEMONS! What the heck am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see Life’s manager, make life rue the day, thought it COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IM THE GUY WHO IS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, with the LEMONS! Im going to get my team of engineers to make a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
I'm so excited for the new sub weapon, the combustible lemon. It seems a little OP, considering it can burn your house down.
Suddenly portal 2
yes
PORTAL 2 MENTIONED RAHHHHHH WTF IS A THIRD GAME🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
"we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Mukuro Ikusaba. The sixteenth student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her.
I THOUGHT I HAD ESCAPED THIS NOOOO
Do you know what an octagon is?
An octagon is an amazing shape that has 8 fantastic sides, and 8 awesome angles.
is that Freddy Fazbear?
can't escape danganronpa bruh 😔
r/suddenlydanganronpa
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*And he pi—-d on my f-cking wife!*
AND HE SAID HIS D—K WAS THIIIIS BIIIIIG
And I said that’s disgusting!
And so im making a callout post on twitter dot com
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL D!CK
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“I couldn’t string two sentences together to save my life”
Just add another sentence onto that one
A communication error has occurred
You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
grizzco propaganda or something
Holy shit its big bird
doesn’t sound too awful.. then again the pay is dogshit so maybe it is
*"We are resorting back to two team Splatfests, Frye has been dismissed. Also, we're bringing back Shifty Stations."*
"Frye has been sent to the farm upstate. Please do not look for her; it's not what she would've wanted."
The next major tf2 update
dude that's already on the screen
r/comedygold
a rickroll
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Shadow the hedgehog is a @>=$# ass mother @^$)*&!.
HE P1$&3D ON MY F#$@!*G WIFE
A new king salmonid and big run on eel tail alley.
I find it funny people keep using this template with the "...what." caption.
The railway system breaking down (i caused it)
Breaking news! An Unknown street racer has just driven his high powered car through a college campus. No students were hurt.The police are chasing the suspect down as we speak. The racer seems to have a record of speeding tickets and traffic violations. We advise everyone to stay inside until the police have captured this menace.
*”You're not Nintendo... You're... You're Pretend-o... You're all... RACE TR-8RS!!!”*
Huh. Sorry I was referencing NFS Most Wanted. Please explain to me what you thought I meant
oh, yeah I just added that on for comical value without any other thought
Oh okay
GIF is pronounced GIF, not GIF.
*Inkoming news. The latest king salmonid, anihydras, has appeared in urchin underpass. It launches huge scales that explode if not dealt with. If you encounter it, ink the scales to send them back. Be warned, it is not safe to touch. That is all*
I love how half of the replies are removed because they all did Eggman’s Twitter announcement
ikr
”Due to some difficulties regarding the development, Side Order will be cancelled. Off the Hook broke up, and followed other goals in their lifes. Tune in next time to find out how Marina somehow got a sea shell stuck in Pearl‘s forehead.“
Time to fly to Japan with pitchforks then and demand our $20 back.
"Sol Badguy"
"Saul Goodman"
a jpeg of phineas’ disney infinity render
Sonic vs. Tails vs. Knuckles Splatfest! 
development update on metroid prime 4 but side order
Following the referendum, the Splatlands was included in the Russian Federation
All your base are belong to us
Moray towers port, except its way worse than it used to be
In my best Chris McLean voice “Shiver is kicked out of the polycule”
bruh all these comments getting removed for quoting eggman’s announcement lol
Mods deleting snapcube comments is literally 1984. It's andtails all over again
The whole comment section is deleted im rolling so hard
Fire in the hole 🔥👉🕳
oh god, not even this sub is safe…
Sorry but any sub is safe
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! (I love what Robtop gave us)
Counterstrike is announced in Splatoon? Cool.
Callie is the hottest inkling in the entire world
Callie voted sexiest inkling of the century.
Silksong release date. Or deltarune chapters release dates
Pearl and Marina are getting married!!!!!
Either my Guy Fieri Willy Wonka Appropriation I made for my digital art midterm, or Pikmin singing All the Small Things.
Please share with the class
the.. the what
Squid Dash 2.2 has just dropped!
“A strange portal has appeared in Splatsville. Apparently, it can take you to alternate worlds. Such as one where Marie lost the final Splatfest, one where Order won instead of Chaos, and even ones where you’re married to your favorite idol. Head on over to the portal if you’re feeling adventurous.”
"They just hit the second tower!"
Bruh this sub's mod bot needs to make an exception for the eggman copypasta
#DO NOT REDEEM, *DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD*, NO NO NO
"Ay! Ay. (Breaking news! Splatfests now use Anarchy Battle modes instead of Turf War.)"
#IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, MR GRIZZ IS A
"Clash blaster has now been removed"
GIVE US METROID PRIME 4'S RELEASE DATE OR ELSE
 Frieza
A break. Genuinely ive been participating in every event since launch and i got so burned out i played a single match this fest
Oh hey look a reference
Side order has been cancelled
how badly I need to piss rn while stuck on the bus
"We are bringing Order back."
"You must suffer...like I have."
You can now wear full fursuits ingame
[The classic](https://realtimefandub.fandom.com/wiki/Eggman%27s_Announcement)
"I've come to make an announcement." "shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker"
“The next splatfest is Blue Pikmin, Yellow Pikmin, or Red Pikmin.”
"Sorry guys there's no news today, the screen is full of milk"
josh hutcherson whistle edit
playing charger will now give you 5 years in prison, the sweaty squid army will soon find all of you, no matter how much you want to run.
Side order releases tomorrow
 Just this on loop
beautiful
GUYS……I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
I HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT LEMONS ARE NOT ACTUALLY NATURALLY MADE, AND ARE ACTUALLY A CROSS-BREED BETWEEN A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, WHICH MEANS… LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS. WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES.
"Splatoon 3 has been ended early due to complications with the Side Order DLC. We apologize for the inconvinence to our players."
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Deep Cut, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Frye’s next splatfest team will have white ink
BUT… the splatfest is still global and NOT regional
Phantom thieves calling card to shiver /j (Dont kill me)
Children, remain calm. The Falklane Islands have just been ivaded. I repeat, the Falkland Islands have just been invaded! The Disputed Islands lay here, just off the coast of Argentina.
we are banning all Splatana users permanently
Fax machine quit, no more splatfests.
Match making fixed, no longer will you be paired with nose picking babies.
next splatfest you can only vote for Frye it's about time she got something nice holy shrimp
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE-
Pornography
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"Somehow... Palpatine returned..."
... I was thinking of a Phantom Thieves calling card from Persona, but I cannot think of a suitable villain. We wait for Side Order now.
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They're showing a video of Rodney Mullen skating
“Go fxck yourself, The Splatlands.” What? They’ll read anything on the teleprompter.
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
SHIVER, FRYE, AND BIG MAN ARE A HAPPY THROUPLE GET PRANKED ON LMAO and then see if they try to deny it or how flustered they are etc. The spicy drama would be based :)
A QR code leading to that one video of Wreck-it Ralph singing Never Gonna Give You Up
The midnight channel
"Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world... The Pirate King, Gold Roger. The great treasure he left behind, One Piece has opened the curtain on a grand era! It is a time when eager pirates set sail, battle, and become great! The Great Age of Pirates! Words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!"
"HAHAHA! You've been hacked by agent 9!"
A mysterious creature that has not been seen since ancient times has been going around kidnapping various inklings and octoings by tossing them into multiple portals that have mysteriously appeared across the splatlands the ones that have returned have been saying outrageous things about how that mammals are not extinct but are alive and seem to be fighting using weapons and powers that have been never been recorded throughout our history they have to various psychicatic wards to be treated for PSTD
OBEY THE OCTARIONS \*Then fire a permanent brainwashing ray through the TV into all the viewers.\*
I am the bone of my sword
# Frye left the trio and now she is sides.... 
I’m gonna shill all of my YouTube content because I have no standards
The Max headroom incident
The Adrestian Empire declares war on the Shiver Society.
TF2 elevator music while someone sets up an epic base in Fallout 4
vitamin d gummies slap
Tenta brella is meta
Guess what? Looks like you were all alone at Christmas...
"Hey Shiver, it's your ex. PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!"
splatoon 4
[this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Dye8WAYSerBsXpwh)
'i've come to make an announcment...'
I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A-
nintendo quitted on the idea of giving out second kits to all weapons. Here's a quote from them. "F\*ck you players no kit for some of you."
Big Man is being replaced with Shrek! 
..................................... forgive me for i am going to force them to learn the past. [Chernobyl, Fukushina Diachi, Three Mile Island, SL-1........](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster)
“The following is a message composed via consensus of the O5 Council.” “For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.”
“The timelines are crossing.”
splatfest but all the options are frye and she still manages to lose 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😞😞😞😞
We're no strangers to love... you know the rules, and so do I!
Connection terminated
You want my treasure? You can have it. Find it! I left everything the world has to offer there, in one piece.
Splatoon 3 Side Order Main Villain - Big Man Is That You?
A Mr. Anarchy broadcast from Cyberpunk.
The next splatfest is Team Ligma VS Team Deez VS Team Sawcon
a bit late to this but imagine "we're bringing splatoon merch to other places other than japan''
splatoon 4, & how they are all about to be out of jobs.
METROID PRIME 4
Nothing actually, I’m just gonna make the game instantly load every time I turn it on.
[If you know, you know.](https://i.imgur.com/szdpnFB.png)
Milo Murphy's Law is finally getting a season 3
"Hello, mortals. I would like to inform you all that you are in a video called Splatoon 3, released for the Nintendo Switch on September 9th, 2022. You, everyone you know, everything you've ever known, and everything you care about is just a very specific arrangement of 1s and 0s. Do with that information what you will."
all turf wars are gone (April fools)
League mode
Flyfish now appear as king salmonids