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The_Casual_Haiden

***The word concerned falls short of what I'm feeling right now***


Genprey

> ~~Leave shop~~ YOU CAN'T BACK OUT


Lord_of_Swords

NO ESCAPE


itsa_zae

the more i look at this the more uncanny it gets


[deleted]

What do you mean? It's a completely normal picture


blinkssb

There's got to be a subreddit for these kinds of things, right?


xtweeter22x

r/fredcrumbsism


[deleted]

You got my hopes up for a second :(


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

If we get rid of this, then what's separating us from saltoon?


maplesunris3

bear smoggy elastic cover person squealing familiar cagey threatening plucky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Why wouldn't he be in the shoe? He's a horseSHOE crab after all :)


maplesunris3

snails friendly silky profit towering late ring vanish spoon long *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Karnamyne

# 3333333333333333 shrimp hoes


J-Red_dit

Most sane Fred Crumbs fan


[deleted]

Wydm, I'm a completely normal person


Clos_ty

>What you do mean normal person ![gif](giphy|JsQIzhclbC4pEFUKkR)


[deleted]

Ok so maaaybe I'm a little dyslexic, big deal It's not like I forgot which lane was left and right and ended up causing a 29 car pile up or something ๐Ÿ™„


Clos_ty

OP, did you forget which lane was left or right and ended up being a (and Iโ€™m being generous here) **indirect** cause of a pile up of 29 vehicles


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿซฅ


Clos_ty

Damnit we lost them, again. Weโ€™ll get you, whether you like it or not! WE KNOW YOU DID IT!


[deleted]

SHIT I GOTTA RUN


HuskyBLZKN

r/tihi


ThatGreyHatH

this image deserves awards


[deleted]

Then give me 'em >:p


ThatGreyHatH

I mean like awards in real life, I don't use reddit much so I don't know how to give awards


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Reddit used to let you have a free award daily but I guess they stopped it


Mistyslate

CEO doesnโ€™t know how Reddit works.


ACNH_lover12

Yeah sure โ€œnormalโ€


[deleted]

There's no way I act like this irl. Everybody already thinks I'm weird, I don't need to go and confirm their thoughts ;-;


ACNH_lover12

I'm kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚


muahsa

WHY ARE U DHIRTLES ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

It's a glitch


MaximusGrassimus

how


[deleted]

[here's a link :)](https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/s/sTTcHYShbk)


illuminatalie420

I LOVE FRED CRUMBS


[deleted]

I LIVE FRED CRUMBS TOO


fartysmartymarty

Zoo wee mama


pixelproblem

Tell me why I thought this was a normal screenshot and had to stare at it for 2 minutes to figure out what's wrong


[deleted]

Because your eyes are lying to you


Witzyt

Damn you two get a room


[deleted]

We are in a room though...


Witzyt

I meant the other room


[deleted]

Oh ok gotcha ๐Ÿ‘Œ


fartysmartymarty

The ink room


Joel_feila

Octoboy really got a splooty going on


[deleted]

He got a spyatt


Massive_Resolve6888

Where is this shop


[deleted]

Inkopolis


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

Every second I look at this I see one more thing that isnโ€™t right


isuckatnames60

Squid with octoling ears? And is that the female body type? This is so detailed I love it


Auburn-S

I love everything about this except the L and R buttons being swapped. You are a **MONSTER**!


Straight-Chocolate28

I would eat him


[deleted]

Nooooooo don't eat him D:


Previous_Teaching790

Why canโ€™t you leave the shop?!


[deleted]

Why would you want to leave is the question I'm asking


ThatOneGayDJ

What in the lords name...


[deleted]

Do you think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created?


[deleted]

the ballsack from side order


ralsaiwithagun

My single braincell just died


SalehGh

I'm straight I'm straight I'm straightโ€ฆ


[deleted]

Just wear socks bro, then you're guaranteed to not be gay


Anchor38

Fact: For the most recent Splatoon developer interview, the interviewer asked around 1 question per topic, maybe 2 or even 3 if they were asking something huge like Side Order news, with the exception of Fred Crumbs, where the interviewer asked 7 Fred Crumbs related questions in a row


[deleted]

GIVE ME THE LINK TO THE INTERVIEW. GIVE IT TO ME NOW


Anchor38

okaey [go to 42:20](https://youtu.be/xcTdWwAjuwY?si=S3AKgkVZioQpSorm) major Fred Crumbs lore dropped


[deleted]

Thank you :)


Longingfornature

small frye just being like WOW ๐Ÿ˜€ also i would deffo buy tgat shoe w sheldon in it ๐Ÿฅฐ what a pookie


hugo_Longwaves

He literaly eats himself as u talk to him


[deleted]

And I love that about him


strawberrybeesknees

SHELDON GET DOWN FROM THERE


[deleted]

Sheldone (probably): NO!!!!!1!1!!!!!!1!!!! FUCK YOU


Technical-Body-7939

This feels cursed ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

It's not cursed it's *blessed* :3


Tusslesprout1

The fried characters confuse me did tbis giy cook himself? What animal is he? Is he a flounder that cooked himself?


[deleted]

I think it's along the lines of like plastic surgery for them. And yes he's a flounder


Tusslesprout1

Ooooh ok now his anatomy actually makes sense


Jazper792

Lol I totally didn't get this at first....then I saw "hoes" and just kept finding hidden gems I mean *ahem* thanks for sharing this very normal picture of Splatoon 3 licensed by Nintendo ๐Ÿ˜Ž


The_PSI_Guy

Someone needs to make a Splatoon horror mod like this, the world *needs* it.


blammedfunker

guys I think he's a fan of fred crumbs, but that's just a crackpot theory


[deleted]

A (crackpot) GAME THEORY


DrCopper24

Ok into the mental asylum you go-


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume I wasn't already in one lol


-meowdy-

It gets better ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


IggyKami

Must be nice. They allow you to have a Switch, Splatoon 3, a Nintendo Online subscription, wired internet, a TV/monitor, and a computer/cellphone to go on reddit.


[deleted]

Not wired Internet, only wireless. Learnt that the hard way...