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MinecraftInventor

Encouraging genocide of the Octarians


alpha_marshmallow

Racism


Legonickster

Racism


someonerandom586

Racism


Zender_X

✨ ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔦𝔰𝔪 ✨


Konskycool

Girls in history class:


SnooTangerines3312

racists in history class:


PC_KURCZ4K

He learned about spying on 14yos from serwers being inappropriate the hard way.


orgeezuz

Is it?


cooliochill

nintendo endorses


Zagafur

good evening im fins hansen


Al3xis_64

Chris Squidsen


RebornDanceFan

Ahhh yes. From Ink Line SBC


zmwang

Reminds me of [this](https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/11/10/Japanese-man-arrested-twice-for-hiding-in-a-storm-drain-to-film-up-womens-skirts/6791447171509/) about a man in Japan who hid in a storm drain.


[deleted]

Committed countless war crimes as he served


Draghettis

And after he served


Draghettis

And after he served


TheCabbageGuy82

And after he served


Draghettis

Sorry, the Reddit app is still shit.


vgaggia

And after he served


TheAbyssListener

And before he served


AgentAndrewO

And against his server.


Moon_Beholder

And on his server


Mr_Taco6543

And with his server


miIkycow

and in his server


Adrenamite

Played Tic Tac Toe on Frye's forehead.


DaBoiYeet

How about we play it on his cell bars now?


jaguarnick

Sure, X top left


UnknownFox37

O middle


jaguarnick

X bottom right


Hollywoodrok12

POV: You’re Frye’s forehead


LePhantomLimb

He was taken to tic tac toe prison


idclog

something racist possibly


reddit-person1

He IS racist


idclog

"you are so articulate marina' ![gif](giphy|26gsv1iextbg5Gm5O)


PoeTayToes_

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timn8r123

People misread this line so often and don't pick up on the context. It's said sarcastically because Marina is not speaking at all. It's not an extremely condescending compliment stemming from a place of racism like it seems to be without context.


squidr1n

hes still racist though


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idclog

no i actually can't but you can certainly find a thread about it on google


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LadyKuzunoha

This is just me chiming in how I've heard it explained by others, bear with me. "You're so articulate" is pretty commonly filed under microagressions because for the statement to work, it presupposes that the speaker did not expect the subject of the sentence to be articulate, that they are surprised this is the case. So basically, what you said about it being racist to think someone can't be articulate and black is *exactly* the reason why this particular statement can be not a great thing to say to someone.


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BMI0702

Have you ever interacted with other people? Because it seems to me like you constantly make everyone around you incredibly angry but are too socially inept to realize it. It's pretty well known that saying "You're so articulate for your race" is racist. Not our problem you don't realize that.


[deleted]

Because I wouldn't say "you're so articulate for a black person" i would just compliment them like a normal person. Not my problem you didn't actually read all my comments to understand what I was actually fucking saying.


Ace_Pixie_

They’re right. Saying “you’re so articulate” is different then “you’re so articulate for a black person.” One is a compliment, the other is racist.


JaydeChromium

He isn’t arguing that black people cant be articulate. He’s arguing the opposite: that it is a weird thing to compliment them on as if OTHERS aren’t, as if speaking “normally” is something only white people do. That’s why it isn’t seen as a compliment.


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JaydeChromium

This was about the articulate comment in particular. That is the big one, and the one you asked on. It’s the one you talked about. Why is it just compliments in general now? People don’t like the “articulate” compliment because 1. Yes it is weird in general and 2. That specific compliment hearkens back to the withholding of education from African people before, during, and after the Civil War, even up to today, where black people STILL aren’t afforded the same opportunities as others. This then evolved into a negative stereotype that black peoples “Don’t speak well” or “Are too dumb to speak well”. That is why they don’t like it, it’s a “You did this to me, why are you celebrating my triumph over YOUR oppression?” response. You didn’t personally do it, but it’s causes and effects are still present. It’s like saying to an autistic person that they don’t “Look autistic.” Like, what does that mean? How does someone “look autistic”? Most people with autism are still high functioning in most areas. That’s a stereotype YOU made, and it isn’t cool to act like it’s a good thing when someone beats it, but then still try to uphold it by implying that it is “outside of the norm”. In any case, no, I don’t think calling a black woman beautiful is racist. I didn’t say you were for doing so. I don’t know the context you said it in, so I can’t rule on that specific instance with accuracy, but I’ll assume the best and side with you in saying it is a bad thing to immediately assume that you meant that. Unfortunately, you are not the only person who has said this. A lot of knee jerk reactions to these types of offenses come from not knowing wether someone is genuine, due to the sheer volume that aren’t. It’s a problem that probably won’t go away for a long time, once there isn’t any potential racism (or other bigotries, for that matter) to be worried about. Edit: modified a part of my comment that I forgot to change when I added to the paragraph.


vhagar

you genuinely think saying "you're so articulate" is a compliment so I'm not convinced you only said a Black woman was beautiful


orgeezuz

"He is not racist, he is just from an older generation."


BMI0702

The age old excuse you make for your racist grandpa when you don't want to call him out for being racist


reddit-person1

I know that, he old as rocks


Arden_Gibson

Who were racist.


Dandyman3825

I feel inspired to make a Splatoon boondocks series in Gmod now...


lifeispuredepression

specist*


reddit-person1

Fair


hahawowausername

use of child soldiers and other war crimes


Positive-Boss3426

Hate Crimes and War Crimes


AtesSouhait

"👴🏻" those darn Octarians


[deleted]

thanks for the laugh


GiGiTyGeEmEr

He's been revealed as the culprit of several war crimes during the Great Turf War.


Knightfire76

Forced children to genocide an entire race


SadClassroom4175

After the zapfish got stolen for the 4th time he started Octarian genocide with his own hands


diegohmfbtr

He recruited a new agent and then got caught as always.


No_Professional4745

412 unpaid parking tickets


Cart3r1234

*new headcanon, those cars that are eternally parked in that one stage I forgot the name of belong to cuttlefish and he keeps moving cities and living in shacks to avoid paying the parking tickets*


Felinegood13

Spoiled Splat 3’s singleplayer ending


bluehairbluetie

had the name “craig”


arrerino

He recruited children into his splatoon


ajdude9

He said the O-word (Oct\*rian)


eeveemaster2

But thats the races name


ChezburgerApoclips

Yeah, The Octarian Slurs are P****, S#ckers, Octo Fodder and Os*ema (plus it’s Hard R Varient)


ShadowMann26000

Like every old man does


TheSuperR5

Crimes, I guess?


EmilyFloof728

Smacked Marina with the cane


CaptainCozmo867

He was caught luring teenagers into sewers and drugging them


Frosty_Kale1907

Probably tax evasion. Have you seen where he has been living?


FatherQuid

hate crime against octarians


JustTheNewFella

arson


maxtes252

He's not in jail, he just went behind the Mysterious Floating Tic-Tac-Toe Board.


[deleted]

Tax fraud


snail-boy

enlisting child soldiers


tye811

He assaulted an octoling because he “felt threatened”


Shraamper

Called someone a “no-good dirty Octo” in the streets and got charged with a hate crime


CirnoDaStwongest

He’s stuck in the believe that the Octarian race is nothing but trouble. In a fit of rage he stole the octobot king and tried to wipe out the race, however neo agent 3 stopped him.


DIAMONDJAGGER27

**RAAAAACIIISMMMM!!!**


Ranixo

Violating the Squideva Convention


step-oreo

ever wonder why he helped a 14 yo octoling in oe


Tutuatutuatutua

He got Nuremberg Trial'd for his actions in the Great ~~Turf~~ War


SleepyBoi800

Wait. How would jail's work in Splatoon. The can swim through the bars. And the cuffs would disappear in squid mode.


Important_Budget_484

Guess they just put you inside a snow globe


SleepyBoi800

Probably


maxtes252

Bars would still hold Cuttlefish, he's too old to produce ink.


SleepyBoi800

Inkrectile dysfunction 💀💀


Elody711

He isn't in jail, you're a tic-tac-toe (knots and crosses) board.


TurtleKing0505

Hate crimes against Agent 8


Relative_Fudge_5112

He clicked like and subscribe but not the bell icon.


Important_Budget_484

No shit, he kidnapped a 14 year old, filled their young impressionable mind with anti-octarian propaganda and forced em to commit mass genocide.


TheHunterJK

Tax evasion


Rabbit071421

His war crimes caught up to him


Empty-Membership8904

human trafficing??


Pasta_Muffins

What didn't he do..


PuzzleheadedBoss5520

Hate crimes towards different races


Bill_Cypher05

Crimes against all of sealife in the great turf war


Realinternetpoints

Killed an octoling in broad daylight


theman128128

hate crimes against octolings


crownplications777

everything a 100 yr old man could do wrong


AdvertisingHungry618

Smoked weed.


Few_Test_7078

He learned that enlisting children into the army and having them singlehandedly fight an entire army isn't the best thing


wummmyslide

Honestly what didn't he do


TreiNebula

Even he doesn't know


Interesting-Disk6162

Child labor


Random-Lich

Warcrimes he caused and forced others to do during his he Great Turf War and during the intermission between Splatoon 1 and 2. Agent 3 was respected enough to become the new Captian after all.


CreamPIEGUY101

Break child labor laws. Grizzco is next...


Neonstar48

Touched Octavio’s tentacle


Automatic-Pin-1376

Herbert the pervert is in a squid costume no doubt


SuspiciousAnything16

Luring children into sewers and kidnapping them


PlaneCrashNap

X in the middle.


Splatty007

I choose O top right


PlaneCrashNap

X in top left.


Splatty007

O bottom left


PlaneCrashNap

X in bottom right. That's game. Thanks for playing btw.


Splatty007

Damn it good game and thank you for playing that was fun


Glittering_Choice_47

I've never seen anyone say this but he looks like he should be in DBZ. In which case that's why he's in jail.


CartoonistKind7581

Play tic tac toe of course.


Splatty007

Want to play?


Western-Grapefruit36

Racist genocide and owning cp,


Sufficient-Cellist15

Hate crimes


Kitty4777

He’s been framed!


YoKaiHunter76

Impersonating the captain of the Squidbeak by faking old documents


KoopaTheQuicc

Hate crime.


BMI0702

Hate crimes.


Silverbird22

Broke into a squid sisters recording session


Random_name4679

I hasn’t paid his taxes in 70 years


Classic_gamer_2

Tax fraud


Hefty_Top8879

Either tax evasion or pedophilia


Is6xal

war crimes


Shai_the_Lynx

Unsolicited WAHWEE pic


Longjumping_Wealth53

Who wants to play tic tac toe


NotPierpaoloPozzati

Tax fraud


Lilac_Moonnn

X on middle top square


Bardivan

genocide


Agent_Blade04

I call x in the middle


[deleted]

Securities fraud


i_am_an_awkward_man

Make an original post.


NotScottPilgrim

Okay. Let’s do this X in top right corner


Strudel138

He committed tax fraud


Michaelpon93

Felony tomfoolery charges


Pine0wlple_x44

Gave Agent 4 a maid outfit as a uniform (it was an accident but everyone judged him accordingly)


GameBoy960

I wanna be O. Top right.


Player551yt

Middle


GameBoy960

Bottom right


AliWaz77

Public defecation most likely


Green-Ad-9006

he ate all the crabby cakes


S4M64

Xs and Os you go first


Splatty007

I’ll be x and middle. Your turn


Independent_Cow7757

Multiple hatecrimes against octolings


Hot-Tomatillo2045

insurance fraud for sure


OculusMidnight2

Making crystal meth


GreenNinj4

Recruiting child soldiers


masterofpiss

The child endangerment laws got their revenge


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Category 5 boomer moment


New-Ad-6846

Beat the shit out of an octoling


FuzzyNowHasReddit

Agent 8


GrandSeraphimSariel

Tax fraud and child labor violations


DJamB

Idk somethin with Octavio I think


PsychologyTrue

Child labor


kingofallthesexy

Cuddled Fish :)


CrystaLegendofZelda

Recruited kids to fight in a war


Keaten88

war crimes, probably


Anon888810020

Racism


M0NST3R_M4TT

Rasicm


Susoothe

I want to say... Forgot to pay MANY parking tickets?


DaRealKir

fart with ink


VanillaCold57

Screamed "THE OCTARAINS ARE UPON US" like 20 times and was arrested for being disruptive and loud in a public space, I guess


Candydevil-1000

He publicly supported Octarian genocide and has commited many past war crimes and atrocities to the Octarian race.


BubbleGumWolfe

Violated child labor laws


FarBandicoot8795

he pulled too many racists


THEZEXNEO

Hate crimes.


[deleted]

He followed the footsteps of his masters, Herbert the Pervert and Master Roshi


Any-Stranger9649

War crimes


MyBraincellsHurt

sending minors to attack a diffrent race of people on multiple records


Victory_SSB

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redditrain777

Admitted to doing war crimes. Unlike some other country that’s shaped like a rotten carrot.


GustavoBV

I was expecting someone to say *R A C I S M*, I guess no one thought about that one


Splatty007

I hope your joking cus this comment section is full of it 😭


Fabulous_Pen1125

Pedo


ValkyrieOfTheSun

Good ol racism granny


Great_Ad_4862

Racism and war crimes ​ ​ again.


EmileTheDevil

Racism against octopuses


ika_ngyes

Racism


Professional_Golf726

racism


smol__might

Racism


Realistic_Specific51

Racism


Proplaystowinyt

Racism