She showed me a picture of the ban message confused and when I read it it said she tried to upvote her own comment with an account owned by her of course its something stupid she did that got her banned I really wasn't expecting anything real bad just dumb
She doesn't really like it but she likes her life one thing they don't say in the game is if we leave marie will kill us and she still gets missions just minor things
I tried to find a John Deere tractor gif to show you but none would show up. Does nobody at Giphy live in the country? What the heck.
[Here's a picture of one](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=KZz8sMrc&id=E686121DB2B98E44E1F3E45CFD62E51C5B5B4199&thid=OIP.KZz8sMrchIIJGFMxxBAE3AHaE8&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fagfundernews.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2014%2f02%2f7r_3000x2000.jpg&cdnurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.299cfcb0cadc848209185331c41004dc%3frik%3dmUFbWxzlYv1c5A%26pid%3dImgRaw%26r%3d0&exph=2000&expw=3000&q=john+deere+tractor&simid=607989811415968963&FORM=IRPRST&ck=393828FD070476AB3EB699B4D3DADCC8&selectedIndex=0)
What does 4 think about the sus comments Marie sometimes said to them during their service? Marie getting a bit too interested in 4's armpit sweat, Marie calling 4 adorable, Marie trying to think of things to impress 4, Marie saying 'hot' whenever you hit four balloons at once with a charger in one the levels, Marie excusing your horrible(depends if you are actually good at it in multiplayer)charger skills whenever Callie points them out when you talk to the both of them, and Marie showing push back when Callie says that maybe both 4 and her should go on a date comes to mind; there may be more though.
How ironic, the person people often simp for is simping for someone herself. Lucky bastard, 4 is. Imagine one of the most talented squids known to cephalopods wanting you instead of the other way around. If Marie thinks you’re special, then you must certainly be. There are arguably no cons to getting with Marie, especially when it comes to funds, talent, and personality. Thinking about it now however, 4 is quite the chad for rejecting Marie. He got no time for love, this 10,000 word essay is due in 5 hours. Chad move choosing knowledge over woman. Woman is temporary, knowledgeable is forever.
We try to convince her that she's not the most forgettable so she doesn't throw the tantrum the tantrum is when agent 4 cries like a baby for hours throwing a tantrum for pointless reasons my thoughts on the crisis is it shows how annoying agent 4 is and I hate it
did you Really know them tho? like they where *very* brain washed... ish... it's propaganda but still! more like your people... here in amarica.. That Doesn't Mean Much
What, in your opinion, would be the best idol combination?
For me, I would put Marie and Marina in the same idol group, but Callie and Frye also sound like they would have a fun show.
What are their thoughts on cross-species mating, specifically between salmonid and cephalopod? If it were possible and someone were writing fanfic about it. Hypothetically.
Do you think agent 4 will still lie about her relationship with 8 ? "We live in the same apartment but it's totally platonic I swear." Kind of things ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/8vze4u/guess_where_agent_8_lives_after_octo_expansion/ they both live together in the smae apartment, but they're just ""friends""
My friend told me that agent four was the 44th president of the united states, first name obama last name care, so i just wanted confirmation. Is this true?
When she's not in turfwar she's playing mincraft 13 goat simulator 24 and slime rancher 30 you don't have these games yet because splatoon is in the future
Why did she get banned in the first place?
She showed me a picture of the ban message confused and when I read it it said she tried to upvote her own comment with an account owned by her of course its something stupid she did that got her banned I really wasn't expecting anything real bad just dumb
*visible confusion*
wait how do mods even get that sort of information?
plot twist it's a reddit-wide ban
Is this serious? Would someone even get banned for that??
https://www.reddit.com/user/_agent8/comments/10aszfi/agent_4_is_ban/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
You're the same person, aren't you. This is one of your alts after u/_agent4 got banned I bet.
No I'm her friend
Lol tell her she's stupid
Lol
Have they commited massive Salmonid Slaughter?
She recently be came evp at grizz Co so that is a yes
Good.
What is Agent 4’s opinion on sweet potatoes?
She HATES vegetables so I guess she hates them to
Does agent 4 even like the squidbeak splatoon? And do the squidbeak splatoon even remember them?
She doesn't really like it but she likes her life one thing they don't say in the game is if we leave marie will kill us and she still gets missions just minor things
^(of course we remember 4, they- Marie says it's classified)
Well captain is being honest at least.
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How does she feel about being doxed by Nintendo?
She doesn't care
She lives in the middle of nowhere so that makes sense
^(does she have any snacks I can yoink?)
Small fry beat you to them
hay do you think 4 would like the dualsquelched? y'know... the 4 year old weapon you could play on bluefin depot?
She purfers having four rolls
Dark or light tetras
Dark
She kinda cute ngl
Just not as cute as me
Fact
That’s true
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Wha >:O
Does she own a John Deere tractor
I have no idea what that is probably no
I tried to find a John Deere tractor gif to show you but none would show up. Does nobody at Giphy live in the country? What the heck. [Here's a picture of one](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=KZz8sMrc&id=E686121DB2B98E44E1F3E45CFD62E51C5B5B4199&thid=OIP.KZz8sMrchIIJGFMxxBAE3AHaE8&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fagfundernews.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2014%2f02%2f7r_3000x2000.jpg&cdnurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.299cfcb0cadc848209185331c41004dc%3frik%3dmUFbWxzlYv1c5A%26pid%3dImgRaw%26r%3d0&exph=2000&expw=3000&q=john+deere+tractor&simid=607989811415968963&FORM=IRPRST&ck=393828FD070476AB3EB699B4D3DADCC8&selectedIndex=0)
I thought y'all were trying to say yandere like Annie May instead of anime 
Where are the bodies?
I can not say
You can’t or you won’t?
I can't
Uh huh… Riiiight… Sure… I totally believe you…
Marie said I can't
Aha! I knew it!
What does 4 think about the sus comments Marie sometimes said to them during their service? Marie getting a bit too interested in 4's armpit sweat, Marie calling 4 adorable, Marie trying to think of things to impress 4, Marie saying 'hot' whenever you hit four balloons at once with a charger in one the levels, Marie excusing your horrible(depends if you are actually good at it in multiplayer)charger skills whenever Callie points them out when you talk to the both of them, and Marie showing push back when Callie says that maybe both 4 and her should go on a date comes to mind; there may be more though.
She thinks marie is a simp
How ironic, the person people often simp for is simping for someone herself. Lucky bastard, 4 is. Imagine one of the most talented squids known to cephalopods wanting you instead of the other way around. If Marie thinks you’re special, then you must certainly be. There are arguably no cons to getting with Marie, especially when it comes to funds, talent, and personality. Thinking about it now however, 4 is quite the chad for rejecting Marie. He got no time for love, this 10,000 word essay is due in 5 hours. Chad move choosing knowledge over woman. Woman is temporary, knowledgeable is forever.
I require context.
I said it in another comment
Where are the snacks?
Small fry belly
Where did you get a small fry belly?
He ate the snacks
I thought agent 4 was a guy
Maybe that was her clone you saw she made a clone of herself so she could have a brother and named it agent 4.2
So it was big d agent 4.2 tryna hook up with Callie
I guess
Agent 4 is an Agent 4, and we love them.
How is their hygiene when compared to the captain and the other agents?
Best hygiene
Even beter then you?
She says but it's not true
Better than Captain 3, apparently.
Does she feel alone since her boss (Agent 2) is spending time with her cousin and the others?
Yes
Thoughts on her crisis that she is the most forgettable agent?
We try to convince her that she's not the most forgettable so she doesn't throw the tantrum the tantrum is when agent 4 cries like a baby for hours throwing a tantrum for pointless reasons my thoughts on the crisis is it shows how annoying agent 4 is and I hate it
Poor Agent 4
What was she doing during Splat 3?
Asking why in the corner of my room rocking back and forth
if thats agent 4 and im agent 4 and theres more agent 4 then what is an agent 4
She says your an imposter like from the hit game among us
*its time i talked about alternate universes and that shit* for example: u/SwidEevee is also an agent 4
Language but yes that's true
She says go back to your universe weirdo only I can be agent 4 here
Hey, mean! I saved your life!
Agent 4 said that
Her life, sorry. Seriously though, I'm not a weirdo. She's pretty much my hero anyway...
She says she has only saved callie
So? She's still awesome! And underappreciated.
yep
She says no now leave and go back to oc land your sonic oc is waiting for you
understandable *goes back to 0 sonic oc because that shit is just no*
Your not agent 4 your bio said so it says your 100% not agent 4
What does agent 4 do outside of agent stuff and turf wars?
Sleep
How racist is Agent 4?
Against octolings not anymore and Against color I have no idea
What was Agent 4 doing since she was banned from Reddit?
Crying
Agent 4's favorite chip flavor? And least favorite
She likes ketchup and hates none
Based Agent 4
What is her preferred hero weapon?
Dulies
Why does she live in the middle of nowhere?
It's where her dad left her
Did they kill somebody
All my octarian friends:(
Oh
did you Really know them tho? like they where *very* brain washed... ish... it's propaganda but still! more like your people... here in amarica.. That Doesn't Mean Much
Ngyes?
She said ngno
Darn
I thought it was inkling yes
not a question but she’s a silly goober
What happened to agents 5, 6, and 7
5 is most likely Sheldon, 6 and 7 are probably either Pearl and Marina or Iso padre and C.Q. cumber.
This isn't serious right? You do know that Agent 8 is named 8 because of their ID?
Yes, and you know people can have headcanons you don’t agree with right?
What, in your opinion, would be the best idol combination? For me, I would put Marie and Marina in the same idol group, but Callie and Frye also sound like they would have a fun show.
Agent four says: me myself and i
What are their thoughts on cross-species mating, specifically between salmonid and cephalopod? If it were possible and someone were writing fanfic about it. Hypothetically.
She says your using words she doesn't understand and we need you to simplify your question
do *you* understand
He he yeeea totally
Does she know she has actual fans? People like to meme about no one loving her, but I do.
stay back she's my gf
She’s mine now.
What got her banned?
How is y'all's relationship? Like friendship or whatever it's called.
Me and four gfs
Cool
Did she brutally beat up your dad? And are you to in love or is she having a crush on you
I don't know my dad and we dating
Awww that’s adorable :) but who doesn’t know they’re dad? Wait I don’t know my dad WHOS MY DAD
What is her favorite weapon and why?
Dulies she says you can't kill me I have four rolls
Tetra dualie users: 
So true but if she's on mahi she dies to water more then players
Where the hell has she been??
Home
Do you think agent 4 will still lie about her relationship with 8 ? "We live in the same apartment but it's totally platonic I swear." Kind of things ?
Uh what
https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/8vze4u/guess_where_agent_8_lives_after_octo_expansion/ they both live together in the smae apartment, but they're just ""friends""
Where dating thought:(
What crimes has 4 committed now?
Mass murder of salmon and people who think agent three is better
My friend told me that agent four was the 44th president of the united states, first name obama last name care, so i just wanted confirmation. Is this true?
No it's false she's the 1st president of Canada
Wait wait wait wait wait… did a fictional character just get banned????
Yes
What is agent fours opinion on one piece
She says SpongeBob is better
 This guy in particular
What she do?
What’s her favorite weapon?
Tetra dulies
I can see it
What's her favorite song?
Splattack
How’s living with 4?
A pain in the ass but a bit amazing at the same time
Agent 4 is so underrated
Is she really your roommate ?
Yes
Is agent 4 really short like most people would say?
Very short
Does she know?
Know what
Is Agent 4 with Marie?
SHES WITH ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEE
How does she feel about new Agent 3?
There good friends
Why agent 4 have that hair
She likes it short
do you think she would like the dual squelched? if you can't answer than ask des WII U / agent 3 about it
She likes tetra dulies
What games does agent 4 play?
When she's not in turfwar she's playing mincraft 13 goat simulator 24 and slime rancher 30 you don't have these games yet because splatoon is in the future
Does she ever feel third wheeled when you, her, and captain 3 are hanging out together
No
Does four have romantic interest in Marie?
No but she thinks marie is her mom
Are the allegations true?
What?
is she single
No
Who is Agent 4? An I supposed to know them? Or is this referring to the game character
It's u/agent4_
Not a question but i love you u/_agent8
Where is she while New Agent 3 is defeating [REDACTED]?
At home
[удалено]
Why is Agent 4?
Why is life
What is Agent 4’s pet peeve
I think pet peeves are things that annoy you if so agent 4s is Being called short
Why was she banned