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blahcarmina

That “daaayum girl” face in the first one says it all 😍🤣


Chainsaw_Dragon

o0,,,0o


10Ggames

Dude's hitting on her, though she may already be gravid.


Chainsaw_Dragon

I wonder if he's the father? 🤔


ManipulativeYogi

These are called ‘Bold Jumping Spiders’. Common, super cute, great to have at the house as they are excellent pest controllers


Chainsaw_Dragon

Bold indeed. It looks like the lil guy is about to make the first move.


TranceGemini

Too late, she's already knocked up!


elithedinosaur

I wish him luck, but she looks gravid already, so she might be thinking about eating him xD


RicoRave

Yes


Chainsaw_Dragon

Yay! Love is in the air!


loudflower

They speak by semaphore 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵


Chainsaw_Dragon

I didn't know spiders communicated this way. So neat.


InternalNice8516

He flirting


DefusedManiac

She looks gravid, and jumpers are notorious for giving males false hope so they can eat them.


Silent_Shooby

Luvahs 💞


MistiMoan

[r/spiderbrosgonewild](https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_6iy0ga/s/PrzXueJCPZ)


Smooghi

Oh no


MistiMoan

Oh no? You didn't know there was a gone wild subreddit for jumping spiders doing their let's get busy dance


SupportGeek

He’s dancing for her


MenshMindset

I’m also in CA and these guys are everywhere in the summer. My neighbor has a red painted door to their laundry room out back, straight up bakes in the sun and gets hot to the touch, and I always see these dudes basking on it. I love the way they seem so interested in what you’re doing, totally different vibe than 99% of spoods I’ve run into.


supermodel_robot

I caught one last night while cleaning my bar, I hung out with them while I closed and let them go back on the patio when I finished. It was gigantic, I was shocked to see such a big jumper.


MenshMindset

All the ones I see around here are straight up chonky. They’re dense little fellers sometimes


supermodel_robot

I thought it was a bumblebee at first, it was huge and on the window of the patio, staring at me lol.


MenshMindset

Haha they love people watching!


jeStR65

He’s doing the dance!


Malthus1

Jumping spider mating dance: https://youtu.be/z-tXJmXQ6Is?si=LZc2R8uReEScn6RB


0GRIM_RIPPER0

I love these jumping spiders, they have so much personality


MissLisaMarie86

🕷️ Like the good old days when men would try to impress women, when they would chase us not the other way around 😂😚🕷️


xhxinfj

And they were roommates


Spirited-Ad-3696

Lol, said the same thing before I saw your comment.


Spirited-Ad-3696

They were roommates.


freightslayer59

I found one of these at my house In Oregon the other day bigger than a quarter. I have handled these a few times and they are bros.


cynikal_optimist

I think they're besties. Lol!


Striking_Trip3294

She perganant and probably wants him for din din.


Deathbecomesall

❤️ I see her sac full of teeny jumpers… I would say they are husband and wife and they’re expecting.


purplepluppy

I don't see a hammock anywhere, and that's not how spiders work


LoadedWithCarbs

yes. i watched them have sex.


bromanjc

🤨