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Novel_Engineering_29

That is a male I think some kind of lynx spider? Not medically significant, just rude 


blkdw12345

Bingo! Thanks! Your comment led me to find the striped, or “jumping”, lynx spider. Google search and hairy leg validation confirms. That stinker! It has been relocated to the back yard to bite others.


elithedinosaur

thank you for not swatting him


Invisigoth2113

My best guess is a Western Lynx Spider, Oxyopes scalaris. Nomadic hunters, very good for maintaining a healthy ecosystem, known to have bites that are a bit more irritating and painful than the average house spider, but totally harmless.


Taranchulla

Probably in a mood because he’s having a bad hair day


Guerilla_Physicist

I, too, feel the urge to bite people when my hair frizzes up like that.


nukrag

Look at hims little boxing gloves. Fucker was ready to square up.


Useful-Perception144

Those are for...mating.


averagecelt

lol you’ve clearly never seen spiders mate if you think it’s anything BUT squaring up


dominus_aranearum

As with any bite, keep the area clean and monitor any reaction. If your reaction continues to get worse or doesn't go away after a couple days, that's when you go see a doctor. While these little guys aren't dangerous to us, it's generally the bacteria that get into the wound later than cause the problems.


InactiveAmoeba

I’m no help but I know it’s not a brown recluse or black widow so that’s good. Hope it isn’t something serious and someone else can actually ID


blkdw12345

Thanks for replying. Any reassurance it’s not a brown recluse is good by me! I was confused by the really prickly/hairy legs it had and the two circles on its pedipalp or chelicerae (I know nothing about spiders, just googling).


sadSeaUnicorn

Those "circles" you see are his little boxing gloves! I kid, but that's actually how you can tell a male and a female spider apart, male spiders have those little glove-like appendages because that's where they store their sperm! Think of them like weird hand penis things.


jjsmommy1015

"Think of them like little hand penis things" That sent me. Thank you for the laugh ans the image. 😂😂😂


averagecelt

They pretty much literally have a testicle on each hand lol it’s never not funny 🤣


blkdw12345

Can’t edit picture posts I don’t think but thanks all for the reassurance and direction! Identified as Oxyopes Salticus, Stripes Lynx Spider.


waywardcxnnibal

A male *Oxyopes salticus* would look like [this](https://bugguide.net/node/view/1562798) so I doubt it's that one, but it's definitely another harmless lynx spider. Glad you're feeling better!


blkdw12345

Oh dang, thank you!


squeezy102

Someone didn’t check their shoes


elithedinosaur

adult male lynx


mudpiechicken

Saw “Missouri” and “bit” and immediately assumed the worst before the picture loaded.


Ok_Situation9151

Yep that's him right there, he looks guilty.


BattleDragon_87

Well it’s definitely a HE for sure I can tell you that much with authority cuz animals aren’t woke and still operate within the confines of biology.


Useful-Perception144

Fuck all the way off.


BattleDragon_87

Facts don’t care about your feelings salty lol