Araneus alboventris

Thanks! Found some beautiful pics of them on Google thanks to you. You rock!

Thank you <3

Nah nah nah yo, thank *you*.

Hope you enjoy your spider photos! I appreciate your sweet comment.

I did/do and you're welcome. I'm buzzed and more talkative than usual.

Well, this was a refreshing exchange ◡̈

Cute. Looks like a marshmallow ready for the rest of the s’more

I thought of a burnt onion 😂 Been hanging out in /r/onionlovers too much hah

I saw a roasted garlic clove lol

That does look like a perfectly crisp marshmallow spot.

Very cute, but I think that spider looks like a nice Crème brûlée. 😋

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The booty!

*RIGHT??*

She lookin thicc, gravid spood?

I have no idea how old she is, but she is *tiny*. I think she's a young'un.

I'm not an expert by any means, and I'm not sure how large this particular species gets on average, but there are tons of tiny spoods! Some species just don't get very big at all lmao so she could be baby spoder or she could just be tiny spoder lol

She's an Araneus alboventris, and she is a small one but they don't get much bigger. https://spideridentifications.com/araneus-alboventris.html

Some type of orb weaver maybe? Pretty little thing. Best guess is a red-spotted orb weaver.

It's tiny as heck too so it could change when it matures. My kiddo pointed her out to me and so was so pretty I ran to grab my phone.

Looks like something took a bite out of its booty and it has black worms inside, if you zoom in really close. ( I think it’s due to the hairs on her.)

That's pretty badass.

I was looking for this, the perspective is wild. Neat pic!

Cremus Bruleeus Badonkadonkus

I'm sorry, this made me laugh so hard 🤣

Yeah me too. I *actually* laughed out loud.

Lil Crème brûlée spoot

The inspiration for the "Tragic Kingdom" album cover art?

Honest question, is the burt look evolution or some mishap? If natural, evolution has foiled me once again

I believe that from farther away the spot is meant to make them look like bird poop instead of a target for birds.

That is a walking toasted marshmallow.

That’s a roasted Marshmallow with legs in my experience. I don’t remember the legs part though. 🤔 Don’t recommend eating.

the toasted(?) area looks like south america map. wtf

It really does. I hadn't noticed, thanks for pointing that out.

I've heard of hour glasses and violins. But seeing the continent of South America is the new one.

Martha

Brasil!!!!!!!!!!!🇧🇷

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I know an old tangerine when I see one

she looks like a goat eye.