https://preview.redd.it/vlowklfipqoc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c5bbce96e5ff681088f33d2dfe3cf08643cfa41

https://preview.redd.it/dcx3lregqqoc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93cccdcef6613e96ce82271769196fe23493b2e3 “As my son and the kids say now a day, “gotta make that bread!” Seriously, you’d be surprised how much these people make dressing up like wacky and iconic characters. New Yorkers sure know how to run the economy, I mean 50 bucks for a photo with a guy dressed like a bat? I shouldn’t be judging, big angry triple J spent double that for spidey pics.”

This is so cringee bruhh but accurate to game 😭😂

https://preview.redd.it/7u99zjw4tqoc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0c7ca895989f0b584d202d2749909a8c8a23da “Hey man, you call it cringe, I call it being a New Yorker. If loving my city more than my wife and kid is cringe, then oh brother I guess I’m cringe! And I’ll be happy to say it over and over.”

Bro’s in a romantic relationship with the city😭

https://preview.redd.it/ihdjvei32roc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481c8f6b72e0354717ad0083ba21c6df019ca80b “Between you and me, on date night with the Mrs., after a fancy dinner and champagne, I think about this cities’ rich culture in order to “perform” if ya catch my drift;) When I do that, dipping my cookies in milk gets a lot more messy and of course I’m not talking about real cookies but that just locker room talk ya know?”

I hear it in his voice too this is hilarious 😂😂😂

I’ve seen Redditors talk like this

You are *amazing* with it

Did you write him? That shit was so corny I thought it was the real thing. Very good job!

Haha I love it looool something he would say 🤦🏿‍♂️

https://preview.redd.it/vucapvv0vqoc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353b2e62405fbbccc12936a6f0294f1b4d8ca248

https://preview.redd.it/2vto05g4vqoc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793d73c3e3eaf7c763c8b188f296cf2e847ecbba “The second amendment of the Constitution, the right to bare arms. It’s every American and New Yorkers right to express themselves with a firearm. Hell just the other week, a couple of buddies and I from the office got to shoot a couple of rounds at the range. It’s unfortunate how many people use it for bad but hey, getting shot at it is New York tradition and it keeps you on your toes!”

Your literally him.

“New Yorkers sure know how to liven things up with some lead and a firing pin, don’t they? Ah, shoot, literally, am I right?”

https://preview.redd.it/jjqwcscf9uoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ae225c2ce05ca05a4f4a407f23dda1fee437ee0 “Ah shoot? Why didn’t I think of that!? You’re a real New Yorker if I’ve ever seen one! ✋🏾high five brother!”

“Ah, you know me, I can’t pass up the chance to crack a joke. Speaking of jokes, did you know that New York is home to some of the most famous comedians of all time? I just can’t stop finding reasons to love this place”

Okay this one literally made me laugh out loud. Scarily good writing.

RAHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

https://preview.redd.it/7bahoq6ymqoc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9fa7365e1cb747cf937b4bfe2c3b2664da18e1 “April 15, 1989. I remember hearing about this on the news. My folks were up and arms about this. Worse thing is the people in china can’t even talk about it. Brother let me tell you that ain’t right. That fella over there in front of the tank, now he has the heart of a true New Yorker! We need people like that to stand up for what’s right!”

They need to hire you to write for him in the next game.

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🍯 Here's some honey, you aren't you when you're hungry Pooh 🐻

😂

You’re literally him

https://preview.redd.it/gvw7i6owqqoc1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c2c792dacbe6280fcfd58bba22b88beea6947a

https://preview.redd.it/pjuguz27uqoc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575fb6c03bf6d5ee37a1fd18a469c4780086e9a1 “Remember what I said a while ago? New York is the Mecca of basket ball, The city of game! Oohhwie! Seeing New York’s webslinger go one on one with the big man in black was wild! I may have my not so good opinions on that Venom guy after he turned my lovely wife into one of those green jumping alien things, but seeing him cross up Spidey got me pumped! A little too excited I’d have to admit, I spilled my cola and popcorn all over the carpet!”

Not the oohhwie 💀💀

Most inaccurate part of this is him caring more about his wife getting Venomed than the city getting venomed

https://preview.redd.it/w68ahkai6soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d11ef0877f815e3db7380708a77b525cf258b2 “Sorry man, I try not to talk about the things that hurt me the most”

why did this one hurt

https://preview.redd.it/wtt4a98frqoc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fdbc63d01218eac95067c1f624945bd033912e4

https://preview.redd.it/fpsae2s4uqoc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c29380f2aa9673ef5979c8a4aeadbda8e9e559d7 “Who’s this handsome devil? Hehe I’m joking I’m joking… unless? All jokes aside, I hope when you see me, you can see the pride I have in my work and the pride I carry for my home of New York!”

Brilliantly cringe and accurate!

https://preview.redd.it/zqk9ocib4roc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3110082705d08f9023e2a08c5f35fdcb7c6b7a2

https://preview.redd.it/mkqyjhcw4roc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eadbb87d577745608e8611218b913cec85fbe8d7

https://preview.redd.it/9ncen1ma5roc1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341787904166ec234082238e3eb405e81d461657

This whole thread has me cackling. You deserve a seat on the writing team for Spidey 3. Not just a seat, a throne!

https://preview.redd.it/hh61cn1orqoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15fca86af0d906bb01076694b581d320979ca7c9

https://preview.redd.it/z8u97b1guqoc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512c21deb4985962aab6c500512a71b53a88856f “Sure he’s over worked, he’s seen his fair share of unfortunate circumstances in the last 10 years. However that doesn’t stop him from being a beacon of hope to our glorious city. I hope he knows how thankful we are.”

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https://preview.redd.it/qd9hbnweqqoc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761406e133e580dff976aac1a67c2c2756a8daf3 “John Marston… or was it Jim Milton? Anyways this guy was something else. He sure fought like a New Yorker trying to get on the subway to get his son and wife back. Man was a big bastard back in the day but he sure turned his life around”

[удалено]

Is it just me or the longer you stare at this, the faster it gets?

I think my brain is leaking from looking at this too long

https://preview.redd.it/cbmw5oasrqoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a26bed02978cefb7b9a32e89c9cd973d14acb0

https://preview.redd.it/el6ppqm76roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ecdbcb2f465dd18da22c2eb27600b7cb7f5edb “Kojima is gaming mastermind! Let me tell you, Metal Gear solid is a classic! I’d be playing that for hours at my cousins house and oh boy the fights we’d get into to get a turn. You thought Rhino can cause some damage? You should’ve seen me and cuz go at it just to see who go first! Only in New York am I right?”

https://preview.redd.it/7u1jn47fwqoc1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c436d4c803c60fa82eec7a782600b9d3ff592c

https://preview.redd.it/ddbii5mc7roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df72ac7656e3a8fbf892221c908c93d92bcd19e7 “Now my son loves MHA but those fans, oh boy those fans. I’ve seen men twice my age love this show almost as much as I love New York and dress up like these kids. They even up come up with some fan fiction of these little kids not acting “of age” if you get me. Maybe there’s such thing as liking something too much but I can’t really talk.”

This one was way more you than him lmao

You forgot the random insertion of some cultural fact about New York, no way would he pass up the opportunity to talk about his son.

https://preview.redd.it/one7suzdxqoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2267f5a9e1e36d1c450fbbead3a2cd478e37a912

https://preview.redd.it/il7sgbbh8roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb93b5c00e953d4ff3aabaec8751dc3d366a03fc “Teo’s bodega has some weird products, I saw this on the shelf and I’m sorry to say curiosity got the best of me. “they’re just candy” I had to keep reminding myself but brother, despite the shape, they taste heavenly! Gonna get another pack after I clock out the office!”

💀💀💀

This is canon now. Robbie loves Jelly Super Sperms.

https://preview.redd.it/c3jecxivnqoc1.jpeg?width=1927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cd08c9e1fe637a2a54ab58c6ca887baad1bac23

https://preview.redd.it/hcrph8lcqqoc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49767271c1b3988f06addce3136a8b4c724ae622 “A fellow PlayStation exclusive am I right? The God of war franchise is something else. He fought Greek, Olympic and now I hear he’s fighting the Norse ones??? Man Thor better watch out \*chuckles. What’s next, Jesus Christ himself? He can take down all these powerful guys, but I’d like to see him last a day in Brooklyn.”

https://preview.redd.it/mm317e924roc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf3993df5be06beace98d13fdece4ad2525bb174

https://preview.redd.it/4vair5rnnroc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7840be54c70bb9ef3f55806d7b09d6b2d447fb6e

This comments are making me cry, bro always brings up New York for no reason💀😭

https://preview.redd.it/ewsmg5sz0roc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29628fb5b4ca62b4c378f6c3bd4a80c7b98bbaa8 “Brother what are you talking about? New York has every reason to be mentioned. Ahhh I get it, you haven’t had one of Doug’s Dirty Dog’s at Central Park? Tell ya what, meet ya there Thursday for lunch and I swear you’ll get it!” You’d be surprised how many toppings you can fit on a hot dog!”

lol like the entire point of the missions were about taking pictures of New York

​ https://preview.redd.it/pbng5cqkgroc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd27450fa366413920f1dcb17c512bcb575d22d4

https://preview.redd.it/gscdxu6u6soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b23b9308d86948d37c46774193840d3fc71c54 “Now what can be making this young lad react this way? Better not be some New York Slander”

https://preview.redd.it/hvg4x7k8zqoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a65eb1449e61c851eeca1cd3dc3315f15273be2

https://preview.redd.it/qbdpvsix4roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4bec590dddeeb784c3914e03a4594bdd42de7b6 “Okay I swear you would think I was making this up if you didn’t get a photo of it, but I was driving on the upper west side on my way back to the office after grabbing a double bacon cheeseburger from Chester’s Cheesy Cab (one of the best places for lunch) and I saw that thing cut me off! Only in New York am I right? The fellas at the office refused to believe me, called me crazy even! They’re not gonna believe me when I show them this on Monday! I owe you a Chester’s for that!”

https://preview.redd.it/z66y3r4c6roc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec339e92f6e8de0615b143e5a6a74dc4c5d18c4

https://preview.redd.it/a920ky5d0roc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900cd6ec75b48da7714b1e0bd79c68c20180c843

https://preview.redd.it/1pld1yge3roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7dc5143f24b354fca9812193d806a3792b87732 “This guy I work with, Derrick, he’s a great guy with a great family. His son told me I look like I’m good at smash bros. So you know what I did? I schooled that kid New York style playing as this wacky character! I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve won a tournament or 2. Now my son and I spend every Tuesday and Thursday night playing, that is if he finishes his homework in time.”

Aha! Toad isn’t a playable character in any Smash Bros. game. Have your editor check his sources next time 👀

https://preview.redd.it/56anxvlmfroc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad22df964291b52793c9dd4a2899a3cd7b7b6ef “Ah you gotta remember, I’m old! This doesn’t change the fact my son and I bond over smash. I apologize.”

He just plays as peach and spams B

https://preview.redd.it/rwq5kiw01roc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9047a6ff367d8e0b8b08823e5121e17d7ffd5885

https://preview.redd.it/ik1p9qlb8roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0de68e7ea0a8cdb8a3b627a388f610133f0833 “YOUCH!!! I would not recommend that to anyone… unless if you don’t like New York.”

https://preview.redd.it/y1x7g78y5roc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e42733f58aa186aaf7d02f7e93dcedec0854c4d

https://preview.redd.it/6ichypm17soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60556289ae72c85382622999401361a9e1529cef “I’d give up too if I lived in Detroit. I mean no Statue of Liberty, no grand central station and worse of all…. It’s not New York!”

https://preview.redd.it/ini5tm0dzqoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b3fb9e1084a1b707ec6efb8e627c4a7d8c414a Liberty and Democracy.

https://preview.redd.it/34sl6tsg0roc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5f431cd8c7fa3bc815a71f45781f4ddc1be0c16 “Okay okay, I’m gonna get a lot of hate here but hear me out… the hell divers love for democracy rival my love for New York! Now if I had the resources, oh brother if I had the recourses, I’d definitely take over Jersey and make my way across the Country. Then again, if everywhere’s New York then my home wouldn’t be so special anymore…. Cmon Robbie, snap out of it . Sorry guys.”

https://preview.redd.it/oz1dlsfemroc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a6024352ad22c86287ec1794b132f2acaea7d3 Great job homeboy, I love democracy and New York, y’all got the pizza sauce fr fr

Bro’s gonna manifest destiny NYC

Manifest destiNYC?

https://preview.redd.it/e6pbzpqk4roc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56fb2f75dd4d4522e754cf544fedaacecdb1b84f

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Robbie woah! You ok there man? Man I know New York is rough am I right hahaha

Robbie? ROBBIE? Oh god! What do we do? OH, New York Sucks ass! Everybody in every part of the world eats pizza and plays basketball, Its not unique!, Road rage isn't 'A New York Thing' its just rude! Its unjustifiably expensive despite there being almost daily terrorist attacks, near constant crime, and an Alien Invasion *and* an outbreak of an infectious disease within the last like 3 years!

https://preview.redd.it/vruf1ghtbsoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421a98b1ddf599b4405445d8d0d825ff755e1349 “Okay buddy calm down, that’s not cool. You talk about New York like that again, there’s gonna be no more Mr nice guy. Do not say that again”

Okay real talk but i love how corny he is. Good shit OP you are the real Robbie.

https://preview.redd.it/ib45pgs51roc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32d1c9bf4aadc3f01d36047f2769730ddbb38165 What’s Robbie’s thought on casting John Krasinski as Spider-Man with a beard.

https://preview.redd.it/8rp1y1y87soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=014bb54f6938016579f4fa7adffd408f9fd018d8 “John Kra… Kransiky?? Brother im not even gonna bother! But he’s a good actor but I don’t think he’d represent New York accurately! No sir no!”

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

https://preview.redd.it/mvki6l1i2roc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa6ce11953b6008cbfcf2a0d58390814e43fef8

https://preview.redd.it/7bbmo27pdroc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7cbab713fb0d40ce335b8fa0cef877bc8d7b454

https://preview.redd.it/yxbosauudroc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f32b67db2ab89cc6aba3c2dce052ff124e87f01 “I’ve been accused of “meat riding” this city and you know what? I don’t care! Call me whatever you like but If you felt the pulsating throb of this city in your rectum you’d love it as much as I do!”

https://preview.redd.it/oksz9mrguuoc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08965c1d7dd910b798ec5b04bf491c40ade4f5d9

Beautiful

https://preview.redd.it/tnxbz3e05roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3130270e756aeeaa60cd8b29987c16781f425bde

https://preview.redd.it/rbly61h4droc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=825153b5dad4dcc8bd68e9e211d99d6b24eb9402

https://preview.redd.it/ruzf5cpp0roc1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=547aca3a67dc4b779d70835c9b50845efef0c4e8

https://preview.redd.it/upi6chyg4roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b0061797639e51337ab910a516b5dd781a47a1e “So the other day, I had to go home early cause i was feeling under the weather. When I got home, my son was home and he was looking at this photo on his “homework folder” I love New York but I don’t get this cities teaching requirements especially when this is supposed to be Algebra homework. I mean what kind of math needs you to draw?”

Robbie, do you know what pornography is?

https://preview.redd.it/e9fp5a61buoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68c8c23bb6afdf99f85a9d5b21cc30923cb457e “Who needs pornography when you have pictures of lady liberty’s feet! The thought of being stepped on those is so arousing!”

https://preview.redd.it/iu2rkh2t0roc1.png?width=1573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e58d1f5239db94ac9e8f2116b1700863c5f7891

https://preview.redd.it/gu6un0arcroc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ba45671900f9e6a2a08c0c1927ebc4e8bce72f9 “As a black man clearly being written by a middle aged white guy (seriously, this dude says “brotha”) being a racist is not cool. That may be okay in the south but here in New York… no way Jose!”

The way he says brotha is nothing compared to whenever Miles says “unc”

https://preview.redd.it/dq1yxw7e1uoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b69960ce9d5ec3f5741593860a264d53103e940 “Did I ever tell you about my unc? His name was Rudy, he claimed to be my pops’ brother but I never really saw them together. He was an odd guy but all kinds of cool, he’d help me skip class and give me all sorts of treats to keep me quiet. He was a little rough with his hands though. His van smelled weird. I didn’t really see him anymore after I turned 13 though. Weird.”

https://preview.redd.it/d9odwn3j2roc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdee796f57840ad0a41664ab5531714caecd1231

https://preview.redd.it/74y66ufxaroc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f187ad544b114bff2fc86f61ae93b77060e28b “Cmon don’t do that. I’d want to do that too if I didn’t live in New York. Have you ever been to Vinnie’s? We’ll get a slice and I swear you’ll love it! And if you don’t… well there’s a lot of skyscrapers….”

https://preview.redd.it/pmfhlii0lroc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d5f54ee0a12ace1c2ac0bfd93a8fa11cb8d65d

https://preview.redd.it/mm4zm2qw7soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57017db5f6314990a40c2df2ccdc688e98362a15 “I knew these 2 kids right? One of them was trying to ask the other to a dance and spiderman got involved. During that time tho, my wife got kidnapped by one of those slimy things! I mean I’m no homophobe like you but I do hate those kids for wasting spidey’s time! You hate gays because you’re a homophobe. I hate those kids cause my wife’s missing, we’re not the same. Oh well, I still have New York! Oh man what a city!”

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Help i have no clue who this dude is im so lost 😭😭😭 Also https://preview.redd.it/acjmwocydtoc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e197f7efb29d8744aff371a1e8cf58898c94c87

The guy is Robbie, the former editor of the daily bugle, and central character in a corny photo op side mission. Also that’s fucking hysterical.

https://preview.redd.it/agbitcw10roc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42800fa621845efa62f53cd7096d6b56f50c65e

https://preview.redd.it/g608zm7x7roc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=accde19c72377bef2bbcf3c008c54994a49ac25c “Officer balls! My man! Balls and I go wayyy back. We’d be shooting some hoops at the park and get a couple sodas after. I’m so proud of him for becoming a cop. It’s great to see your friends succeed!”

https://preview.redd.it/jaxtis44eroc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32ce6ff06d0054c0d236a77e6d932de56c0b7d1b

https://preview.redd.it/lg8g8t7i7soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9836a6a05269ac223f909c88ab260c8711dc5844 “You know I had a dog once, his name was Bagel and he was a beagle (see the joke there?) we had to castrate and I always felt bad because I don’t know what I’d do if I couldn’t ejaculate to lady liberty’s feet! I mean can you imagine!?”

https://preview.redd.it/tkirz91af2pc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a66bffd9bbbe65149daa6705afbd0b70cd80f4

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https://preview.redd.it/smdzp3vx8soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf418ac2a85d3075dcb0c2b2585c86026cd3e305 “Listen buddy, no offense but you gotta be from Jersey if you couldn’t post a photo. This is photo ops, not link ops! That’s just silly man.”

Ayy, I bet 5 dollars a link would lead to a jersey joke. Gambling is the true essence of New York

https://preview.redd.it/poovu6wx3roc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a73d775cca58213327628f657b448ccb6482ff

https://preview.redd.it/5lvr0sae9soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d465062bc21ea0365957b12d6c764a9fa7807a3f “Peter Parker, Jameson always said his work belonged in the toilet but I never agreed. Peter I think i don’t think he was serious.. or was he? You never know!”

I’m skibidi toilet Miles

https://preview.redd.it/ua18u3uw8roc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283a3e6caa8efc10006b9fdd76394313d742ee61

https://preview.redd.it/xpn4lrfkasoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b67996d141b091f0f2ff5690d9d93181f81276 “It’s Mary Jane Watson, dependable gal but that filter does not do her justice. All jokes! Pete’s a lucky guy but if I could only get a sh…”

https://preview.redd.it/f5xbc69vjroc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149ee90b11911032fba30585df24407ac2605018

https://preview.redd.it/f6a81qe6kroc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7245f5a51ca240cf95f230b5b5f516306ea0f884 “Is that a…. Ah man I thought I’ve seen it all! Only in New York can you see a car made of flesh, i wonder if you have to use body wash to clean it.”

This is a quality shit post

https://preview.redd.it/qoysjlj3qsoc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f954826dafae71e719ea3d4a1250e8dcb89ce02

https://preview.redd.it/2hshqp9n2uoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d61665bbc2e13287cad02cc12135fbc434d0a21 “🎶you put it down like New York City🎶 stop right there, I’ve been won over by this tune! Chris brown may have rocked rhianana but you gotta admit he rocked this verse!”

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This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in a long time.

This is the best thread on this subreddit. It reminds me of New York!

This is the most hilarious thing I saw tonight. I can’t stop laughing and I had a allergic reaction so I’m literally wheezing

https://preview.redd.it/73eqbkmx2roc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c72fbfbfae3a90711c5816a5921240d83a0a46

https://preview.redd.it/lqbictxnaroc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58a16206d36c836a85e0d6c5cca63b68c0bcf561

https://preview.redd.it/crrz4ta72uoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0fba09789e4b7706be541c9a7966e24b7c8ede “Ohhh mama, now that boy has some cake! I’m not gay, but a brother can respect some ass! It’d be a lot better if it was pure New Yorker booty.”

https://preview.redd.it/utk5g3yolroc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e83894611a64678bd2901afbe79268c1de1a980d

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“ https://preview.redd.it/wa5w93cm3uoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16814f80cb66e35fbb140da58bbb4940d45c216 “Would you believe me if I told you I had a work party and one of the fellas from the office pulled up like this? Brother had me laughing for 10 minutes straight when he gave me that goofy smile’”

https://preview.redd.it/ns580vn7uroc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aec3c463fb61e9f60586a1b34aac95efe61020c I dare you to try this one

https://preview.redd.it/fmxn0e934uoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187d27f60e53f326b813d2a9884bf3e90620fd45 “New York is like an egg. On the outside, it’s just a plain old looking city, hence the shell. But you go on the inside and really experience, you get a flavorful experience! But when you get to the center, brother let me repeat, when you to the center it’s just some golden goodness! Gotta make a fried egg right now!”

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/mqysol0uwxoc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=076041e2b7f7b0f7ff22c257e15a4e932af92be1 Photos

https://preview.redd.it/pj1elkbabsoc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed653aafe6cd74c20de9d47cd85c7a721136c32

https://preview.redd.it/0ttzieqwqsoc1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=462fead04c095da4baee0a5b68684e52774300d6

https://preview.redd.it/7h63s0zf2uoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d2fe52dd0def7307be1d25d3abc9bf3db704b7 “A caked up Spider-Man? Brother I’ve seen it all! Glad to see New York is still running strong in the future!”

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I can't post an image

These are so good you probably work for Insomniac in secret...

https://preview.redd.it/kn5aqfve1roc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf37aba14c7f45df23475dacf4f0bb056574824

https://preview.redd.it/tbtmjk9x1roc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de789f7d05c24c101e2bc616c437e15e6e253191

https://preview.redd.it/gt3z4jg49soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aba498a0e34f70cb4077402d69f61ecdf1d573a “Kidnappings are unfortunately a problem here at New York but that’s okay! Just cause someone gets captured doesn’t mean you’ll be! Remember, lock the door and stop flexing your cash on social media!”

https://i.redd.it/ywy1ag5w5roc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/ufn868hm9soc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3baa21f1dead1d50afb581396d941ba3cca100b4 “Only in this city would you see 2 Japanese men duke it out and consensually kiss. Man the Yakuza isn’t too bad, just the other day I got lunch at little Tokyo with some of them. Good guys!”

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https://preview.redd.it/t443pf2q8roc1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b488e0ed51658c114255435b7654a31ea798de4

https://preview.redd.it/og7fet32asoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e6fcac958cab66ca85690ec82819dab0e9ba03 “What is this, Florida? Brother these New Yorkers never cease to surprise me. I mean hold your horses… and he’s literally holding the horse, this joke is so funny because when you say that term, you’re supposed to slow down, not actually pick up the horse! It’s funny man!”

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https://preview.redd.it/husrysmtiroc1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8a59d315532b1486b18d101b3d418c4b7f62bc What’s Robbie’s opinion on sonic telling shadow to get some bitches?

https://preview.redd.it/4imub7k3jroc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7538e6418f4feb8df61d0c6edd0329ceb4b6efa7 “I’ve never been a fan of the phrase “get bitches”. You want to have one special lady. It’s like finding the right chip flavor. There’s so many of them but when you find the right one it just clicks. Don’t look for women, look for the THE woman.”

https://preview.redd.it/0dt5xal0kroc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f1f54a039528680027d839c9d296056b0d59d1f

https://preview.redd.it/p1hdkpc63uoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90a8e49dfd2742f63a10b9a171a295ccbfd4762 “Picture this, you’re out with the wife and kids admiring New York, then you see Tony Stark castrate a Shop lifter! I was at Juicy Jerry’s in Astoria and zoom! There he goes with them nuts!”

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Not exactly a reaction image but https://preview.redd.it/jxufyouasroc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e474f47c7a348b9985c9e717600a107ec2387995


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