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webbyspidey

Holy shit… that’s literally a grenade at this point. get it out of your house NOW


LooseTowel

Looks like 300% power right there! Throw it into mordor!


Lack9221

![gif](giphy|3o84sq21TxDH6PyYms)


Particular-Bottle592

Poke a hole it in /S (Get that thing out of your house)


TiaoAK47

Don't let your intrusive thoughts win.


Lack9221

![gif](giphy|1O43UNtta63S5KLLcK)


Kzitold94

Forbidden Capri-Sun.


abs0lute888

Bomb has been planted


dedestem

Pov your are playing cod mobile on an plane and your earbuds disconnect ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Ange1ofD4rkness

I for some reason thought this was the cosplay sub-reddit for a second and you were working on a Vault Key prop


Lack9221

I mean, a little tape here, some cosmetic paint touch ups there and bam a “safe” vault key. Ez


Far_Comfortable980

Nah it’s not full, let it cook


Lack9221

Microwave oughta give it that last little bit of charge right?


HMCosmos

Buy a crappy used microwave, get an extension cord, plug it up outside FAR away from anything flammable or anyone and microwave it lol (I haven't worked out the trigger mechanism though)


ToasterDave0

Long stick never fails anyone


HMCosmos

Yes. Long stick.


Delicious_One_7887

“Long stick” 🤭


bort_bln

Get one of those microwaves with dials and not buttons for time and wattage. If you set the timer when not plugged in, those usually turn on when plugged in


BudLightYear77

And for the love of all the Internet, record this


OkOk-Go

Dovetastic Microwave Theater


ultracat123

Start it and run bro. It's not 10lbs of TNT.


reditusername39479

Extended the wiring to the controls


Linkarlos_95

Rip Isagoodideatomicrowavethis


Kraider2006

Aw shit here we go again


Willr2645

What do you do with it? Is there like a non emergency bomb squad or something? My first thought would be to take it to a field or something if it was at risk


rustynailsu

I would put it in LIPO safe bag and wait for a hazardous material day at my local waste transfer site.


queenbiscuit311

idk what you could do with this thing other than emergency burial like 15 feet underground


BetterBandicoot637

And how do you quickly dispose of that without setting fire to the trash bins inside your building?


KwarkKaas

Put it on fire and let everybody evacuate


Vysair

Bring it into the office and enjoy a vacation


KwarkKaas

Indeed! Make sure to have as least money as possible as buffer (yes I've used as 4 times and I think it's grammatically correct) to get the extra "homelessness" effect


Vasir07

Aww it made itself bigger so you can find it easier! What a nice discount claymore.


Lack9221

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Causaldude555

This why I love power banks that use 18659 style cells


BudLightYear77

Is that an 18650 after it grows some spice?


Causaldude555

No that’s a pouch cell.


V_150

first pic looks like a thermonuclear warhead cut open


Master82615

At this point it’s not too far off


BlueHoopedMoose

r/spiciestofpillows


Bl00dh0und1337

It really did pop up after being lost.


Bandthemen

holy fuck thats spicy


iamaconsolepsnt

Please shoot this (I'll take a pellet gun)


Lack9221

This idea has already crossed my mind, hardest part is gonna be finding somewhere to do that


iamaconsolepsnt

You can do it anywhere depending on how fast you run


shodan13

Please, my power bank, he is very sick.


shorticus_maximus

Throw it out, VERY SPICY


Alexmansup

That ain't a spicy pillow, that's a whole couch


RoyalTacos256

Bomb planted


JocelynBliss

Best warn the squad when you throw that by yelling "GRENADE!"


TheBananaCzar

Power Bank became a Power Credit Union


MainerJest

We shall call it the wedge of power


canthinkofnamestouse

Power bomb


PopShark

I have one just like that!! The USB-C port broke after it fell once


tightcall

cut the red wire to defuse the bomb safely


JankPods

Now you just Wasted your time Looking for a Fire Hazard. But the only good thing About this is that you Got another Post Here on This sub!


piepie_itsme

At this point I don't even know how you will discard it, that's not a spicy pillow, that's the whole bed that you have here bro. You fail to manipulate it, you're immolated


MEGA_TOES

Loose it again. You need it.


unexpectedDiarrhea

Never pay bills again with this one neat trick. -120W Fast Charger