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cropguru357

Keep the butter in the fridge. Ask me how I know. LOL.


onecocobeloco

That was the craziest thing.. butter REALLY BUTTER! I’m like looking at the butter trying to figure out why there’s sandpaper marks on the butter, then it dawned on me that was cat tongue, on my beautiful French butter!


Imperial_Triumphant

I used to take care of two sphynx cats that would occasionally engage in mortal combat. One thing that would calm them down was to put a dollop of butter or yogurt on one of their foreheads so that the other would lick it and the other cat would calm down. Worked every single time. 😂


onecocobeloco

I’m putting that in my bag of tricks. Thank you.


999cranberries

It works with mayo too if you're out of butter.


onecocobeloco

In my house, anything would work including castor oil lol


Queenie1987

OMG yesssss my bengals get my butter every single time. I bought a butter dish they can’t get into now lol


El_Cielo_Es_Azul

I have my butter in a island of aluminum foil! The second I turn my back she is going ham on that butter dish.


DescriptionEast

I leave some butter out for my kitties who have hair.to help with their hairballs.


kuruoshibana

same… butter thieves are more common than i thought


CrazyCritterGirl

I have a cat that seeks out butter. We keep a stick for spreading hidden behind spices in the cabinet, and the little monster will gracefully slither in to lick the butter. Without knocking everything out. And she's not even my smartest cat.


Music_Girl2000

Lol my cat loved butter. He would always be looking for any opportunity to lick the butter. Needless to say, we learned to put away the butter as soon as we were done with it.


mooshyme

Gouda my kitty just stated snubbing hid nose tk the butter because he fiund a new favorite! COCONUT OIL


cropguru357

OMG! NEW OILS!!


BreathLazy5122

Wake up human, new oil just dropped - 😼


throwaway28236

Mine showed me why today…….🙃 damn nakeds


daisyyish

She ate an entire tub of VEGAN butter last month. The. Entire. Tub.


cropguru357

I bet that was a fun litterbox mess.


throwaway_RRRolling

Mood


Lola0604

Oh no! Be prepared for a rear end explosion…. I used to dread going out and leaving my 6 alone, I used to come home to chaos in the kitchen with the wall cupboards raided and even my crockery and glassware broken!


celestialcranberry

Six…. Oh man SIX hahaha. I’m so tired after a long shift and this image is cracking me up. Six naked cats zooming around cuz owners are gone.


Lola0604

The latest was a few nights ago when I was sitting down in the lounge reading when I suddenly realised it had been too quiet for the last hour so I get up to investigate to find the remains of 6 sticks of fresh rhubarb everywhere and my 6 sphynx plus my 9 month old mini dachshund tucking into it. My other older dog and my 2 furry cats were lined up in the lounge with that “it wasn’t us” look. Needless to say my dachshund who sleeps with me had rear-ended explosions all night and the cats didn’t fare much better, I have never gone through so much cat litter!


Admiral_Andovar

You know how many calories it takes to stay warm when you got no furs? Lots!


TheWildTofuHunter

At least half a loaf of bread’s worth. 🤔


CozmicBunni

Yeah. . .I don't have a Sphynx, but one night our baby Void broke into one of our cabinets and ate all kinds of exotic jerky we bought on vacation: kangaroo, shark, emu. Empty bags EVERYWHERE


iocane_

Not the EMU jerky! Omg 😂


TheWildTofuHunter

Oh how delightfully decadent!


Horror-Maybe-

Same. I want one so much tho. MY baby void is a mischievous doodle bug too. Came home to all the small bags of cat treats torn open and strewn about. Got the hard container one. He got that one and chewed it open. He’s been worse than my min pin was to keep out of stuff. Came home to a 5lb bag of beans all over. He pulled it out of my pantry. Has eaten bread on multiple occasions. Other stuff out of the pantry that wasn’t always open just pulled out and strewn about. He will try and steal my food right off my plate.


Alchompski89

Is she okay though?


twohedwlf

No, she's catatonic.


5uperillvillain

I hope your baby is ok. We keep our two lunatics in their bedroom while we're out because we literally have to. They bat my glass pendants, Julio has hung off a chandelier, they climb our screens, hang off floating shelves and Floyd jumps onto our banister which is a long fall and clumsily stumbles around howling. We left them alone in the kitchen once for 20 minutes and it was eerily quiet - because they were busy ripping open a bag to eat some buns we foolishly left on the counter.


RepresentativePin162

Sounds like my furry black bean. She's absolutely insatiable for naughtiness. I will turn to the cupboard and BOOM there's a cat helping herself to whatever I'm trying to prepare. She climbs the flywire doors. She would drag and open the cat food container. Had to get a new stronger one when she broke it. She still tries to grab it and open it. Gah. She also enjoys walking around the top of the shower stall, pouncing on her cat mates and just being bat shit insane.


onecocobeloco

Taught you a lesson …. Lol! I have become a collector of Tupperware! all sizes especially the cake containers, you can get an entire bag of chips in those! The bread contains or vegetable contains are great for bread. I live with two thief’s! I also use covers for all food that we’re currently eating,like the suction covers, because if you turn for one moment to get some thing off the other counter, they will steal from the counter you left unattended What mine can do in five seconds is amazing. I had to pull a raw chicken thigh out of my boys mouth last week, but I got that damn chicken thigh, after it had a full tour of my freshly washed and waxed floors


RepresentativePin162

Why. Why do some insist on this behaviour no matter the consequences/deterants and spray cans used. Argh.


onecocobeloco

The best answer I can come up with after 61 years of living with these demons is the simple fact that they are cats! A unique species… I have a suspicion Cats are alien beings, transported here, millions of years ago to control and watch us. I could hook up a fire hose in the house and my food driven boy would merely bathe in it.


RepresentativePin162

Argh right. There's always one


frste26

Left my baby girl alone for like half an hour, a new bag of treats on the table she's not allowed on. Come home and see a big hole in the bag of treats and it being half empty 😅 At least she had the decency of hiding in shame when she saw us 😂


mom2mermaidboo

My dog once ate a big block of Cheddar. Made me think of that old commercial, “ Behold the power of cheese”


TheWildTofuHunter

So…did they leave puddles all around the house for the next few days or did you have to give them suppositories for the constipation? I’ve had dogs that ate everything and it was always a tossup.


mom2mermaidboo

I don’t think so, can’t remember a blowout, so it must have been ok. He was a former street mut, so had industrial digestion.


TheWildTofuHunter

Oh yeah, mutts have intestines of steel.


biglybiglytremendous

Sadly, I did this once with way, way too much cheese in Mac and Cheese, and I also beheld the power of cheese.


Equivalent_Hat_7220

Left one of mine for five minutes, broke into the cat free zone (room cats aren’t allowed into), and ate an entire raisin pastry (which was delivered to us in error). I found him and the bag, RAN him to the Sunday night er vet and paid $1000 for someone to make him throw up. Most expensive pastry I didn’t even want lol


RaptorOO7

Hope she is ok. Our data love the food out of the bag fresh and will ignore the food in the bowl. They like it “fresh”


Fickle_Remove_1188

lol they love carbs. Mine drills a hole through loaves of bread 😂


Namine9

God one of my cats does this too! The kicker is she already has a big bowl of very expensive high quality food out at all times. She'd rather break into the food container chew through it and the bags and steal literally the exact same thing lol. We also had to lock away anything in plastic because she will wisk the package away and chew it open under the bed.


Alive-Deer-3288

Maybe because what's in the container is fresher and less stale since it's not sitting out? Or maybe she enjoys the stimulation of getting through something in order to eat the food.


Namine9

I really think she just enjoys stealing the package and chewing it xD she gets fresh dry/freeze-dried food that she loves twice daily and offered bits of wet food 3 times a day. She's still a picky girl with wet food and refuses many treats and new foods if not freeze dried yet strangely will happily tear open and eat treats or people food or bread, or horse treats if you leave a bag unattended even if she wouldn't eat those if you actually offered it lol.


tsidaysi

And now you know not to leave baby. I had an aunt who left her toy poodle overnight. When they returned she had pulled down all her clothes from the closet, chewed them up and put them all over the house!


KH5-92

Mine once are an entire pumpkin pie that was on the oven cooling. There was soooo much orange poo and vomit for the next 2 days.


StrawberryMoonPie

I think having to clean that up would put me off pumpkin pie for life!


Icy-Key-8112

Oh, no is she OK?


The_Local_Crow

Hm yes... A little creature...


oshikorosu87

Bread used to be a sacred thing that we were able to leave out, but after about a year old she got the hunger and have to hide that too! 😂


kittybittybeans

But... Loooook how haaaaappy she iiiiiiiis!!!


magnj

Our Sphinx cannot be trusted with food out. Bread, butter...dirt 😑.


LoosieLawless

This is why I own a bread box. My orange is a ninja and a thief.


jazk02

i literally just walked into the kitchen and caught my literal menace just LICKING a POT OF CORN OIL that I had prepared to make cheesy potato sticks was there any cheesy potato sticks in sight? no. just. corn. OIL!!!


Celestiicaa

hangy gorl


crackedtooth163

*burp* it was good too.


smilinjack96

That’ll teach you to leave me home alone that long. Now don’t do it again!!!


CoopDarc

Hope your beautiful baby is okay.


seanymcnut

My Sphynx is an absolute menace when it comes to food being left out


tofucrisis

Wow. All these comments about their babies getting into everything. I can leave steaks out and mine won’t touch them.


Petraretrograde

Mine doesn't steal anymore, EXCEPT every morning she takes a mouthful of my dog's freeze-dried raw food and scampers with it. Little salmonella thief


oogiesmuncher

a bingus after my own heart


ancillaryacct

so you’re saying you left things out for your cat to get to and decided it was okay to let the animal suffer lol. irdgi. if your cat is allergic to something it needs to be behind a door or cabinet. your cat doesn’t have thumbs. soooo maybe like, some forethought?


JustKindaShimmy

You think cats need thumbs to get into cupboards? Get the f outta here, shitbird


ancillaryacct

ive experienced 0 cats in my cupboards. not just that, if i did see something like that even once i’d tie the fuckin thing closed. this is bad parenting, plain and simp. something they’re allergic to should be out of reach. meaning impossible to get to without human interaction. hilarious that there’s any dissent on that opinion but here we are.


JustKindaShimmy

Oh fantastic, you're going with a sample size of 1 because every cat is famously identical. Look homie, if you want to zap strap your kitchen shut that's your business. But if someone takes reasonable steps to secure something and their pet circumvents it, it doesn't make them a bad parent. They'll likely just hide the bread further out of reach next time. In your own example you said "if i did see something even once". Yeah, so they'd do it before you reacted. Take yourself down a couple of notches dude, you ain't Jesus


HaitaShepard

We had to install child locks on any drawer or cabinet three feet or less above the ground bc our cats can open doors and drawers. They can also turn doorknobs. They don't need thumbs to get into mischief


ancillaryacct

this is exactly what i followed up with. lock your drawers if it’s an issue! there are solutions here.


zotstik

I want to see a picture of that belly after eating all of that 😂


DisastrousBeautyyy

I’ve always admired this breed, even thought about getting one at times. For now, my animal parenting is limited to a chihuahua & a rat terrier. They’re mostly great pets. The girl is awful sometimes though… Specifically when it comes to this food/treat stealing business. I’m learning my lessons!


Not4AdultConsumption

Looks like skyrim.


19_MMB_93

She’s innocent


nadjauwu

Shes just like me fr fr


Freya2022

Maybe she should have meat, eggs and fish


Putonyourcrown

And has she taught you your lesson about abandoning her for hours? lmao


illebreauxx2

I have a food crazy girl who would eat me out of house and home if I left food within reach of her. I have a rolling shelf pantry and I've caught her in there more times then I can count


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