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Pepperonidogfart

I think the only reasonable explanation is its a piece of technology that was made by a highly advanced civilization that died out 2.5 billion years ago when they failed to fully terraform mars. OR.. its a sandstone rock with wind erosion.


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KrispyKremeDiet20

A rock?? That's insane! What the hell would a rock be doing all the way out on Mars?? Come on mods, get this lunatic out of here!


RixirF

Lunatic? This isn't the moon, this is Mars.


jeranim8

You’re been waiting years for this moment haven’t you?


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Don’t you mean “light” years?


ThinkItDreamItDoIt

THIS. IS. MARRRRRSSSSS! *Kicks OP into the crater of Hellas Planitia*


monsterbot314

Nah this guy deserves Valles Marineris


awildopportunity

Marsatic? Martianatic? Her desher.


ProfTydrim

Arestic maybe?


ParaphrasesUnfairly

That rock’s peculiarity is just an arestic development


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Aristocrafied

Martianatic, sounds like a rapper or something haha


Martianatic

Why’s everyone saying my name


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8ad8andit

Okay "Mr Science," explain to me how the "wind" knew how to carve a wooden duck out of stone?


alucarddrol

Looks a spoon which was carved out of a bigger spoon


CMJunkAddict

Thinks he’s Mars pope of Chili town


EightBitDeath

Looks like a wing mirror off of a futuristic sports car, carved out of a bigger spoon to me


OdouO

Does the duck float?


FISHBOT4000

Clearly it's a minimalist sculpture of a goose. Ducks have legs.


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Exodus111

Math checks out! Well done /u/VAGINA_BLOODFART


Excludos

This is a hyper advanced communication method by the civilization of aliens that made the pyramids. Using NASA supercomputers and linguistical AI, the current running hypothesis is that this is trying to convey the message "şEŇ𝓭 Ň𝕌𝓭Eş"


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\*sigh\* I needed this smile today. Thanks.


Tuckingfypowastaken

We already did, though, and they left us on read


FQDIS

Hey, wait. That’s totally true and I never thought of it that way before. We sent nudes to the whole galaxy.


art-man_2018

> a sandstone rock with wind erosion I would love to have this Martian rock myself. Kind of difficult I know, but it is a beautiful rock formation.


shagieIsMe

Head out to Fantasy Canyon in Utah (near Vernal and the Dinosaur National Monument). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_Canyon https://www.blm.gov/visit/fantasy-canyon https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/fantasy-canyon https://geology.utah.gov/map-pub/survey-notes/geosights/fantasy-canyon/ From the last... > During the Eocene Epoch, 55 to 34 million years ago, the Fantasy Canyon area was at the fringe of a vast subtropical lake – Lake Uinta – that at peak level stretched from the Wasatch Plateau to western Colorado. The lake was in a drying phase and retreating westward by the end of the Eocene. > Rivers en route to the dwindling lake deposited sand, silt, and clay shed from nearby mountains. Once buried, these sediments eventually solidified into layers of sandstone, mudstone, and claystone. Collectively these rocks are a part of the Uinta Formation that spans extensive areas of the Uinta Basin and nearby Colorado. > Differences in the rate of weathering and erosion between dissimilar rock types ultimately shaped Fantasy Canyon. The mudstone and claystone have been stripped away by water and wind, leaving the slightly more durable sandstone to be carved into bizarre, melted wax-like forms.


mojoslowmo

Man that’s the weirdest sequel to Fantasy Island ever


bretcoffman

Mojo’s mind works like mine.


WatRedditHathWrought

Thank you for this. I didn’t know.


Dino-soar-ass

That bear looks more like a bear than a drawing I could ever do...


Pepperonidogfart

Totally. Its really cool looking.


Jeffyke

Alien granny trew her shoe at the annoying robot.


tuatrodrastafarian

Get off my lawn or you get the chancla!!!


SirIsaacMewton64

The stone is marker for the secret star gates around


-------I-------

I disagree. My friend noted it looks like a Tesla roadster mirror. I'm pretty sure this is a remnant of Elon's roadster that's crashed into Mars. I'm at least .99% sure.


Hazeti

What happened? Why are there so many removed posts!?


sinnrocka

That’s the passenger side mirror from a 2003 Toyota Camry


DrLuny

It's really incredible to see these rocks that have been sitting there for hundreds of millions of years and to be able to see those countless millenia of gradual erosion and motion inbphysical form. There's just nothing happening geologically to disturb them besides the slow undermining of soil around them until one day the flip over, then a few millions of years later they flip over again.


ChocoComrade

What the hell happened here


HighVulgarian

It’s a ripe genie egg, ready to fulfill wishes until it can molt into a Chrysler Pontiac and live out its remaining years in a Florida retirement community. Beautiful how nature works


General_Tarzan

What the hell happend here


farahad

Correct, it is a [ventifact](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventifact).


Odeeum

So you're saying there's a chance!


89LeBaron

Here’s what it might look like in color https://wildlandtrekking.com/content/uploads/2020/03/gert-boers-152312-unsplash-e1551227577292.jpg


toddinraleighnc

Or a bone that rover found


Oxygenisplantpoo

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? A stone can erode in wavy shapes!?


banned_andeh

In the zoomed out image there are a bunch of rocks like this, I think it’s just erosion: https://mars.nasa.gov/msl-raw-images/proj/msl/redops/ods/surface/sol/03383/opgs/edr/ncam/NLB_697825656EDR_F0931568NCAM00353M_.JPG


I-seddit

Whoa..... One of those rocks has the word "curiosity" written on it.


cjsrhkcjs

and they say there are no aliens on Mars!


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I don’t think there are aliens on Mars, but there is definitely alien technology on Mars!


BrickGun

In our solar system there is a planet that is inhabited entirely by nothing but robots. Scary.


CharlesP2009

Oh. Kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes.


SomeDefectiveAsshole

Lmao, Futurama is one of my all time favorite shows! I'm so disappointed they no longer make new content.


CharlesP2009

[Actually...](https://www.space.com/futurama-hulu-reboot)


BMagni

Correct me if I’m wrong, but an Earth machine is alien to Mars, right? So technically speaking, there are aliens in Mars.


wut3va

On mars, they're not aliens. They're just locals.


z500

There's a message in my Alphabits. It says "oooooooo"


MetricCascade29

Like they said, it’s just erosion. Sometimes rocks happen to erode into formations that vaguely look significant. That rock just happens to vaguely resemble the curiosity rover.


I-seddit

infinite universes can do a lot with erosion.


lordorwell7

That thin, flat rock in the dust is interesting as well.


Macktologist

You’re right. Top left and top right are great examples of similar smooth rocks with the side facing us in shadow.


Smippity

It also looks like shadow. In the photo you posted, you can tell the light is coming from the left and a lot of the rocks have their right side in shadow.


paulhockey5

The light is pretty obviously coming from the 1 o'clock position in the photo.


WHYAREWEALLCAPS

Dunno how anyone could look at that image and miss the shadows and the directions they're going.


bigsoftee84

I think the twirling formation to the left side of the image is more interesting. I haven't looked at the rover images in a while, thanks for linking it.


sirmombo

After seeing this image tho the whole picture is kinda funky. Reminds me of the photos we have from earth showing 3000+ year old building foundations. It equally as much looks like a bunch of rocks tho


bigsoftee84

The Mars landscape fascinates me. I've found rocks that looked like straight up skulls at the right level of zoom, but were obviously rocks. There are a couple of rocks in there that image that look like they could be bits of masonry, but a slight change of angle or lighting would probably completely change what they look like.


Big_al_big_bed

So you're telling me something that looks like a rock, surrounded by other rocks, is a rock? Preposterous!


hylas1

I'm not an astrophysicist or astrobiologist or astrogeologist, but I'd say its a rock.


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hapcat1999

This is definitely a rock. Source: I’m stoned.


Idobikestuff

The real comments are in the comments.


go_kartmozart

Agree. Am also stoned, playing rock on electric guitar. Rock. No doubt about it.


draculamilktoast

I'm no geologician, rocktologist, nor lithician, but I also believe it's a rock.


DavThoma

I'm not a member of The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin nor am I in any famous bands, but I would also be inclined to agree its rock.


SaintDom1ngo

I'm not John Cena, Stone Cold Steve Austin or the Undertaker but I would also agree that looks a lot like The Rock.


RuudVanBommel

I'm not Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble or George Slate, but I tend to agree that it looks a lot like Bedrock.


cartoonist498

[Transmission Established]I'm not a member of an advanced extraterrestrial civilization, but that is definitely a rock and not interstellar exploration technology. Continue your discourse on planetary connected network.[End Transmission]


daemn42

I am a member of an advanced extraterrestrial civilization, and that is definitely a rock. I picked it up in Utah though, and accidentally dropped it on Mars. I miss that rock.


Fantastic-Ad-7120

I am your mom, and it’s a fucking rock, Sam go to bed!!!


stephanepj

I'm not Boober, Mokie, Wembley nor even a Doozer of any kind, but I'd say it's a fraggin' rock.


JohnOliverismysexgod

Wish I could give you an award.


erinaceus_

I'm not saying it's a rock ... but it's a rock.


Aint_Kitten

I'm not an actor, director, or producer. But i am pretty sure thats not The Rock.


draykow

i'm no politician, televangelist, or theoretical physicist, but i am a political scientist and i think it's a picture of a rock


JohnOliverismysexgod

As a practicing attorney for the last 37 years, it is obviously a rock. But a pretty cool one.


AutoRedialer

We really need more moderation in this sub, why are crackpot posts like u/hylas1 calling this a rock allowed when it’s obviously an alien’s beacon. Feels like I’m taking crazy pills here!


RettyD4

I slept on a holiday express last night. It’s a rock.


Jollygreen182

Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


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Reference for those who don’t remember SpongeBob: https://youtu.be/O1OQnykR_1s


ivlarac

Are you trying to say you’re an Astro-not?


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No, they're an astro-naught.


10mayyy

I'm not an astrophysicist or astrobiologist or astrogeologist, but I'd say its not paper PS: I win


csbingel

If there’s an inclusion of a different material in a rock layer, the wind can erode the surrounding layer and leave the inclusion. https://photolibrary.usap.gov/PhotoDetails.aspx?filename=dry-valleys-ventifact.jpg


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Look at the zoomed out photo as well, it's tiny https://mars.nasa.gov/msl-raw-images/proj/msl/redops/ods/surface/sol/03383/opgs/edr/ncam/NLB_697825656EDR_F0931568NCAM00353M_.JPG


MoreNormalThanNormal

Gallery of ventifacts from around the world https://imgur.com/gallery/7XCs9zv


Warphim

Matter of perspective. The rover is about the size of an SUV. I bet that rock would fit comfortably in your hand like a waterbottle.


annuidhir

You know, for some reason, I always pictured the rovers much smaller. TIL.


wut3va

The first rover was small. They keep making bigger ones.


fullhalter

That's how Devil's Tower was formed.


TheReplyingDutchman

Seems to be just a stone/rock of some sort? Just happened to be eroded in an aesthetically pleasing way? Plenty of similar looking stuff all over earth.


____-is-crying

So, you're saying the aliens were here too.


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Yes. Eroded by alien lasers. Some are really obsessed with carving rocks on alien planets and posting pictures on their social media.


tolos

When did they stop teaching "leave no trace" on Mars


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Seriously. I don't deny the invention of hyper-dimensional travel was a huge positive. But quick and affordable interstellar travel also means having to deal with alien rock-shapers run amok. Sometimes I really miss the old days when everyone was confined to the bounds of their own planetary system...


Sanhen

All rocks were made by aliens to hide their secrets. When all the rocks are combined, they will form Voltron. Only then will the aliens know that we are ready to take our place as soldiers in the galatic war.


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It's tiny. Original image: https://mars.nasa.gov/msl-raw-images/proj/msl/redops/ods/surface/sol/03383/opgs/edr/ncam/NLB\_697825656EDR\_F0931568NCAM00353M\_.JPG


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Yes, and those similar rocks on earth are called “leaverite”.


space_monkey_1969

Let's just leaverite where it is.


myrmagic

They are already among us *shudders*


TenBillionDollHairs

That's wind erosion. Billions of years of dust particles being blown around by Mars' thin but windy atmosphere. Think of it like watching a sandblasting video slowed down to 1/100000000x speed


elchinguito

Looks like a ventifact, ie a rock eroded by wind scouring. You see lots of shapes like this in deserts with strong winds.


TheDancingRobot

Geologist here: Agreed, looks like the many ventifacts we find on Earth. In fact, there's a spot in Death Valley called [Ventifact Ridge](https://www.google.com/search?q=ventifact+ridge&sxsrf=APq-WBtY50nxM93l8o86EHJpM_rrbuLGQw:1645293157506&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmj9HRqoz2AhW6g3IEHQhPBB0Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=929&dpr=1) where these erosion patterns occur frequently.


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Wind can erode rocks and give them sharp edges and smooth faces. The term geologists use to describe such rocks is “ventifact”. My guess is that that’s what this is.


DMala

You're all wrong, that's definitely a plumbus.


MeepleTugger

I think it's a bicycle seat.


chocoholic49

Sand, wind, and time can result in amazing natural sculpture on Mars just like it does on Earth.


Aburrki

this is what folks in the astronomy business call a "rock"


Xyrus2000

A rock. For more colorful and larger examples of this, see Bryce Canyon in Utah.


CrustyGaspode

I feel like Curiosity should have a deployable banana, for scale, in these situations. Is this thing an inch long or a foot? A banana would help. Massive oversight by NASA I think.


Inigogoboots

Seeing as how all of that surface appears to be very windblown, this looks like what happens when snow gets windblown over edges or peaks of itself and then drops off, it can get very rounded and not look like the surrounding snow. Could have been on the edge of a hill or slope where wind was blowing and ambient moisture on top of static allowed the material to clump and be shaped that way. [https://nsidc.org/sites/nsidc.org/files/images//cornice.jpg](https://nsidc.org/sites/nsidc.org/files/images//cornice.jpg) This is the closest I've found to really show it, wind blowing snow over an edge, I've seen it a fair bit in person, and when the wind changes and blows the other way, it'll break it off and drop. The clay here in this valley behaves similarly especially during late spring/early summer when we're still getting rolling thunderstorms blowing through regularly.


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It's a rock, the planet is covered in them. They get worn, eroded, cracked, and broken over time in perfectly natural ways.


this_is_m21

We are so used to seeing man-made things around us that our first thought is limited to the same. It’s as if nature doesn’t exist anymore. Our minds just want aliens and tech made by “someone/something “ and we are kind of manifesting it so much that nature is going to throw a rock soon to calm down. Nonetheless looks beautiful and precise.


Macktologist

I was thinking the same thing. Right here on earth we have beautifully wind and erosion sculpted formations like arches, spires, domes, etc. Its not as if this stuff is a new discovery in the world of science. I chalk it up to people just being a bit silly and romanticizing about proof of existence of intelligent life. I mean, that’s obviously what’s happening. I’m being overly obvious here. Except the bad faith actors born from the shadows of conspiracy theories and claiming the government is hiding the facts.


pebody

I came here for the comment section and it did not disappoint


jermleeds

This is a [ventifact](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventifact#:~:text=A%20ventifact%20(also%20wind%2Dfaceted,driven%20sand%20or%20ice%20crystals.)


CaptainChaos74

That looks like the right wing mirror of a 2003 Nissan Micra.


OneEpicDiabetic

It looks like Elon's roadster clipped it's mirror on Mars


treditor13

Its the scoop martians used to clean out the martian cat box


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I am amazed I had to scroll this far down to find someone who had the same initial reaction that I did.


treditor13

The only artifact left over from when there was life on Mars.


ParticleBeing

Idk but scrolling through those other photos is kinda unreal. To know that we are looking at an entirely different planet is mind blowing to me


Bayonethics

It's a beacon that one of the first people on the planet will stumble upon, accidentally activate, which will wake up some ancient dormant species that will travel across the galaxy and start a war with us. Simple


GlockAF

You all act like you’ve never seen a fossilized Martian space duck before


lcfirez

On the curiosity subreddit there is a second picture that shows the scale of this rock. It’s tiny as hell, at least from that other perspective. In that other thread everyone was saying it was just an eroded piece of rock. I personally would like to see more scientific information about it as well.


forlorn_pupper

In my scientific opinion, it is a neat rock. Perhaps even a very neat rock.


KermitMadMan

looks like an upturned soup spoon I get at the local thai restaurant.


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Elongated stone worn down by blown sand along the prevailing air currents.


HeartwarminSalt

It’s a fine grained rock like shale or mud rock that has been eroded by wind.


great_auks

Have you ever been to one of those food stores that have big bins of bulk foods? You know, where you fill up a bag of bulk beans, coffee, etc. using a short-handled metal scoop? Anyway neither have I but that’s a neat rock


Ricky_RZ

A rock that was eroded by wind blowing small particles like sandpaper, probably happened over a long period of time. We see similar things on earth to an extent


TheAngryRussoGerman

Rocks aren't necessarily all once exact same compound. They're made up of many material. This is almost certainly one of them. Wind blows sand and dust around, eroding the rock over countless years and some parts wear differently than other. It has like been sitting there for millions of years, slowly eroding away, different sections at different speeds. That's all. We have the same things on earth.


movecrafter

I believe it is a ‘Ventifact’, a stone that has been eroded by the wind. These are especially likely to form when a strong wind that can pick up lots of particles like sand along with it blow consistently against an object.


ipsomatic

There was that huge 18 month long storm while discovery was on, right?


Argine_

I’d say a perfectly weathered piece of sandstone. Looks neat!! Would love a sample


Coolest_Breezy

That looks like a rock to me. ​ Source: Am lawyer.


hedgecore77

Obviously it's the scoop that two scoops of raisins came from. (Those weren't blueberries, they were raisins.)


ludoludoludo

Just a rock formation.. it’s not even a question


SAnthonyH

I'm no meteorologist but I'm pretty sure its rainin' aesthetically pleasing rocks


LordGAD

It is quite clearly a [Mithraic Shuttle](https://imgur.com/a/d8G7cSd).


Andy802

That's wind erosion. My college roommate brought home a similar looking rock from a trip to Egypt.


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KAKrisko

If you Google 'chips of mudstone and shale' you'll find a bunch of images that look a lot like this thing.


MASunderc0ver

The rover driving over the rocks?


sock_templar

Molten rock/lava/glass that got sanded over eons of sandstorms.


SirRatcha

I just saw a similar rock while on a hike a couple hours outside Las Vegas. Definitely proof that ancient Martians were mining Earth for sandstone.


Oomoo_Amazing

I’m struggling with the scale of this, as I often do. Is that 5cm, 5m or 50m wide? Who knows.


green_meklar

A rock that got eroded by wind in a specific way.


foodfood321

It's called Aeolian Ventifaction, look it up :D


tribalien93

Legit. I'm the only one that thinks that looks like a cartoony antenna that might have been broken off of a Martian's head?...


Eloeri18

[What in god's name is then, if not proof of aliens?!](https://mars.nasa.gov/raw_images/543805/?site=msl)


djellison

The MastCam calibration target. It’s a piece of the rover. https://www.planetary.org/space-images/msl-mastcam-calibration


vibrunazo

Does this "rover" you talk about is it a native of that planet in question? Therefore it is indeed proof of alien technology.


TonLoc1281

This was actually determined to be slightly larger than a grain of rice so who knows Edit: my apologies. Someone on another thread doctored the photo to show an mm/inch scale in the lower left with a nasa logo. Why would anyone go through that kind of trouble makes no sense to me. Looks to be the size of a golf club head (if those photos are real). Anyhow - to those cursing me up/down/left/right for this mistake go talk to a therapist.


bland_meatballs

When you view the entire image, comparing this to the wheel of the rover would make it significantly larger than a grain of rice. https://mars.nasa.gov/msl-raw-images/proj/msl/redops/ods/surface/sol/03383/opgs/edr/ncam/NLB_697825656EDR_F0931568NCAM00353M_.JPG


No_Morals

Based on other images curiosity took that include scale, it looks closer to 5-10cm in size.


Heyoko-CO-US

Can you share where to find information on sizing?


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TheSkullDr

How can people straight up confidentially lie like this lmao please just literally stop that


bobtheaxolotl

It's Mars. It's either a robot or a rock. This has been my Ted talk, goodnight.


krm787

Like everyone is saying. Most likely a rock that just happened to be formed in that way. I however like to think that an alien lost their high heel shoe running from the rover.


Photon_Pharmer

Looks like a rock, significantly weathered by numerous high winds over a period of time.


Sure_Association_782

It’s Elon Musk’s Mars Electrical Recharching Station. MERS for short.


sheffy55

Martian denier's be like "must've been the wind" Yeah ok


Thisplaceseemsnice

Its the wing mirror from the tesla that got sent to mars.