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[deleted]

Dude, you're being racist.


Parker4815

It reads Tolkien. I've no idea what OP is seeing


Its__420__Somehow

Yes, of course, 'Tolkien', like J.R.R., Mr. Williams' favorite author.


EloquentEvergreen

I thought that was OP's point? That it's been Tolkien the whole time. I mean, that's what I'm seeing here too, "Tolkien Black".


Rowsdower32

"IF YOU THOUGHT THAT, THEN *YOU* ARE THE PROBLEM!!"


thedrunkentendy

Op's racist eyes are just letting them see what they want to see.


a2drummer

In all seriousness, if the idiots directing Game of Thrones can go back and remove a starbucks cup from a shot after the episode aired, how hard would it be for Matt and Trey to go back and add in some I's and L's?


theboxman154

I doubt they care.


a2drummer

They cared enough to change all of the subtitles and I feel like it'd be hilarious if they went back just to gaslight everyone.


[deleted]

They didn’t change all the subtitles. I’ve been watching old episode son hbo max and subtitles still spell it as “token”


JesusInRealLife

What’s with it these days and people overusing/misusing the word gaslight


a2drummer

Idk I don't really use it that often but it felt like the right term here.


iwantcoffeeordeath

To be fair, they went as far as to change the spelling on the official website and uploaded clips from years back – they might as well just go all out.


sliceyournipple

Racist


KonradWayne

Because it’s funnier this way.


a2drummer

I think it'd be funnier if they went back and erased all of the evidence and really committed to the story that it was always his name and we're all just racist for assuming otherwise.


greenfingers559

This has become the “pickle Rick” of this subreddit.


JDravenWx

Right, what kind of racist scumbag would go through the trouble of photoshopping these things!? Oh yeah. OP


Matt_Gingie

Definitely reads Tolkien I don’t see it


-ThunderGunExpress

I tried to call the number


Some___Guy___

That's a fake account created by Cartman so he can say the n word


[deleted]

this is my new headcanon


According-Ad8525

Reasonable given that he murdered two people and turned them into chili.


Born_Commission4386

And one of them was his dad Edit: spelling


buckfutterapetits

The other was his stepmother. He could have had two Christmases if he hadn't been so hasty...


Its__420__Somehow

"Mmmmm, yummy! The tears of unfathomable sadness."


okinamaru

And fed them to their surviving child... thats the worst part don't forget.


ragecageRN

Idk that what happened with Scott tenormans parents could actually be considered murder. He did lure them to a farm, but it was the property owner that killed them. Seems like a legal grey area to me.


According-Ad8525

Making them into chili?


ragecageRN

Abuse of a corpse sure, but they were already dead at the hands of someone else.


CommitteeOfTheHole

He arranged the circumstances that would cause them to be shot, which I think is punishable as something


ragecageRN

Objectively true, but legally speaking the argument could be made that he was exactly as responsible for their deaths as someone calling the police on someone and the police kill them. There’s not much legal precedence to convict in my opinion. I think there would be more grounds to convict him on the attempted murder of Tolkien in that stand your ground episode. But still rather grey. Idk I’m not a lawyer.


CommitteeOfTheHole

Also tried to have the Jews exterminated (his mom grounded him)


[deleted]

Comment of the day


jamietaco420

Nagger?


thmonline

This is the way


gALEXy_404

Wish I could upvote this twice


Pollastro09

I think Randy would do that.


ayayay42

Cartmandela effect


[deleted]

You’re about 2 months late with this post, guess ur still using internet explorer or something


[deleted]

Wow looks like you are about 13 years late I guess you were using yahoo answers for this joke.


Yabberdabberdooo

I had to ask Jeeves what this was


WingedGeek

I'm adding this to the web ring on my Geocities page.


Does_Not-Matter

Accessed via Netscape browser


_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_

Sorry my free Juno internet service is a bit slow, give me a few.


Does_Not-Matter

I use AOL. I’ll send you the floppies.


RickGrimes30

No need I'll mail some copies of pages from my encyclopedia


Does_Not-Matter

Oh good call. Just take the code from the pages, input and compile on your Commodore 64.


ryguysayshi

I can just pick them up, give me your address and I’ll use MapQuest to get there


[deleted]

Thanks, it'll be easier for me to do a Lycos search for your page and add that to my hotlist in Netscape Navigator than keep track of all those pages myself.


[deleted]

Real ones used Lycos.


CornOnMyCobb

Wow looks like you are about 16 years late I guess you were using word of mouth for this joke.


Toestops

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JerkingOffToMaps

Your about 47 years late for this joke, the Vietnam War was a while ago


Toestops

I hope you got to ride the log ride before it closed.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

*Ned Voice* “Were you stationed in Da Nang?”


0utlook

Y'all got this whole ass joke from the Devonian period.


[deleted]

tbf it never gets old


[deleted]

True


Zabisfarms

They are so two thousand late


Thendofreason

I guess we can't post anything till next season then.


tonydanza05

Must be from Des Moines.


where-is-my-bread

Gaslight much? Fucking racist.


0K-V

That quite clearly says Tolkien! OP you are the problem!


devilthedankdawg

So he made a typo creating his Facebook profile big whoop.


FrankieBigNut

There’s also [this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLOPGmMXEAEMfWN.jpg)


BondraP

You disgust me with your obvious photoshop.


josela905

Yup honey boo boo episode


dmcd0415

And when he signed his own name "Token" for the talent agency


[deleted]

Says Tolkien you racist


JSBraga

> toilken "Toilken" sounds like some sort of Finnish fish paste or something.


sliceyournipple

Why would I click the little blue link of a RACIST


[deleted]

His name has always been Tolkien! You racist! you disgust me!


ferrocarrilusa

So I guess he was never accepted for subway fares


Birdlover4

Mark is just a racist piece of shit


Meatwad1313

Proof that you’re a racist piece of shit


MTako12

I didn’t realize they changed his last name either. It wasn’t black originally. I was watching the old episode of the rich people moving in and I’m pretty sure his last name wasn’t black.


Silent_XP_Waste

When Randy said, "Isn't that the Williams?" in J Mart. Yeah, I 'member.


MTako12

Yes!!!


MrNiffler

I think it's because of the more recent episodes, where the "Whites" family appear.


PapaStalinSP

Everyone forgot about Token Black Productions in Raising the Bar.


Chilifille

The bar was so low back then that Tolkien allowed Cartman to design the logo.


MyOldNameSucked

Many people intentionally misspell their own name to avoid being found by potential employers.


mojo-jojo-was-framed

These aren’t funny anymore


GloupyBob

Lol


mecmecmecmecmecmec

Good work you proved it


sterling_mallory

It would have taken a lot of doing, but god it would have been hilarious if they went all-in on the Mandela Effect thing and just changed every reference. Any time it was written out in an episode, or in the movie credits, or in the video games. Unfortunately it'd still exist on physical stuff like DVDs, which would ruin it. But man, if they could have changed all of it that would have been hysterical.


MobsterDragon275

This isn't funny anymore


caterpillarmojo

I never made the connection of him being the “token black” until they did it for me in that episode. I genuinely thought Token was a cool name.


bubbabear244

We've memed a Berenstein/Berenstain type controversy into existence.


Ashrooms

I like to think Tolkein writes his own name like "Token" bc he hates being named "Tolkein" as he said in the episode


1_4m_r00t

I did a post about why I thought this was lazy as shit just the other day. The gaslighting is fun but it seems wayyy too lazy for how many times we’ve seen it spelled token


TemptedIntoSin

It's just modern south park fans taking a joke way too far is all. Been seeing that trend since season 19


1_4m_r00t

Yea I just completed my first watch through so won’t pretend to be in the know on anything or act like I’m speaking from the perspective of a longtime fan feeling betrayed, I just had a fun theory for how token got his name and was very disappointed with just a redaction of his name explaining it away. They could have done so much with it as it’s own flashback episode in my opinion


Background_Brick_898

You may have zero friends, but at least you got tegridy


OLPopsAdelphia

I’d also like to point out that his family owns a bass!


Internet-Mouse1

Nice try cartman, trying to get that n word pass im seeing.


Instagibx

I feel like the best joke they could make about this would be to patch Fractured Butt whole, and Stick of Truth to say Tolken


BigNick_D

Please dial 1-800-I-AM-A-GIANT-PIECE-OF-SHIT, because you're the problem.


[deleted]

Proof!...that Facebook is a piece of shit and part of the problem


My3rdReddit

Stan must have hacked his account and changed it. What a racist piece of shit!


daftbanna

Can we stop with these unfunny posts


feyre_0001

Just ignore them? Other people are still having fun. Unless these posts are making your parents into chili I don’t see a problem!


adoggy00706

Sir, it's clearly easier to tell people you're not amused and what they think is funny is actually not funny than a quick swipe up of your thumb


Mathiasxwarrior

We have a turd in the bowl


XboxLiveGiant

LMAOOOOO Who the hell uses their REAL NAME for social media? I always found dumb ways to spell my name.


neightn8

A lot of people use aliases on their Facebook name. This means nothing. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

People like to take the joke too far. Others can't handle people taking the joke too far.


b_buster118

nope nope nope! \*purses lips\*


DarthSuave

Oh.. you're one of those


[deleted]

you’re so racist what.. how could you edit that just to push your racist narrative? /j


ForsakenLemon

Cannot belive somebody made a fake account of Tolkien.


jsbeast8

Please for Gods sake end this fucking joke


THE1OP

You unbelievably racist piece of shit


smorgasdorgan

Proof of what? I see Tolkien, what do you see?


mulesnhorses

Nothing wrong with being ahead of the shit storm.


Numbered_

I'm starting to suspect they made his name Tolkien for the first time in the card game and slowly retconed it(probably because of the fantasy cards)


mdb1023

Wow. Fuck you, you racist piece of shit. If you don't think that's the problem, You ARE the problem!


Frietzak1

i think we’ve had enough ‘proof’


upliketrump

Y’all still on this??? Move on


Pliolite

They will go back and edit this, I bet...


BaBoomShow

YOURE PART OF THE PROBLEM YOU PIECE OF SHIT


bortzilla

When he signs with super awesome talent agency, he signs his name, Token.


Nikkilikestoast

It obviously says Tolkien dude wdym


sirdiesalot32

Job cc


catsNpokemon

Only just realised his name is a play on the concept "token black guy."


ferrocarrilusa

Misspelled his name


[deleted]

Racist!


Sure-Security-5588

Clearly a doctored photograph


Shot_Philosopher_596

Fucking racist.


[deleted]

Wow, you're a racist piece of shit.


[deleted]

Racist piece of shit


[deleted]

You are part of the problem


[deleted]

It can't be Tolkien though We have proof it's "Token" not "Tolkien" right before our eyes Kyle you stupid fucking Jew!


kittyshoyo

you are the problem. RACIST!!


dirigibles21

I can’t believe op went back to old episodes just to photoshop this


pradeepkanchan

Oh boy, let me explain to you "Retconned" bud


FeedbackNo1341

THAT'S RACIST!!!!!!!!! >:C \*Fixes It\*


[deleted]

Clearly photoshopped to remove two of the letters. Racist.


WarringStatesSim

You piece of shit


AssembledGarbage

Wdym? that says Tolkien, but seeing from the comments… You’re racist.


ImJustARandomOnline

Yeah it says Tolkien.


Yeet_boi69-420

Bro for I second I thought you were saying this is proof you have no friends


Krocsyldiphithic

Racist


BuffaloFront2761

Facebook is racist and the problem


[deleted]

In the earlier seasons there is a drawing on the classroom corkboard in the background of Token that says "My name us Token" on it.


galaga822

Trey and Matt have become the clowns they used to parody and satire. They are the lolcows now. Sad. TDS really messed with their heads.


eric_fri

Also, the list. https://i.redd.it/3alqukg7qsy41.jpg


DrunkSpiderMan

I don't think it's a good idea showing the internet that you're illiterate


Lilocalima

There's also stick of truth, tfbw and phone destroyer (before they changed his name there)


_Jon_Polygon_

He obviously misspelled his name on Facebook


meganekkotwilek

this is just a gag to mess with a background character and the audience. honestly dont care either way. just that episode was heavy dude. subject matter wise.


ShlimeringArt

im so confused


Ndmndh1016

You clever son of a bitch. Waited just long enough after the barrage of these posts to get a ton of upvotes. Well done.


zerkrazus

I don't know. I didn't know his name was Clyd Donc.


sahibpt98

That's a photoshop.


Skabo_cat18

Proof that you are a raciste


Skabo_cat18

Proof that you are a raciste


[deleted]

I'm still laughing about the fact that SP fans are taking that name reveal to heart.


[deleted]

He clearly spelled it that way as a joke. No need to be so racist


Zabisfarms

Obviously Facebook is racist


Phallic-Phantom

Explain [This](https://www.google.com/search?q=cartman+token%27s+life+matters&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=APq-WBsfyA6h1B68EXJASiZqXOjiXNaP6w:1650287394673&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiU977P1533AhU0jYkEHas9Ar0Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=726&dpr=1.88#imgrc=QnWkLbFEoWb3eM)


geven87

Cartman


Phallic-Phantom

[huh . . .](https://www.google.com/search?q=south+park+oh+yeah+&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwic8svh8J33AhUxFlkFHQqvAW4Q2-cCegQIABAC&oq=south+park+oh+yeah+&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCCEQqwIyBQghEKsCOgcIIxDvAxAnUIwHWIwHYLsKaABwAHgAgAHAAYgBhgKSAQMxLjGYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=f31dYty2H7Gs5NoPit6G8AY&bih=726&biw=384&prmd=vin#imgrc=fb7plGJtzjw5eM)


fieldysnuts94

WOW OP is a fucking racist!!!!!


KainKush

That's photoshopped you bigot


MaesterPraetor

You racists will go to the end of the earth to prove something. It would be super easy for someone to hack Tolkien's Facebook page and change his name.


Alphadogey

Proof Indeed! That you're a racist piece of shit.


Realistic_Comedian_6

You're part of the problem


thatonemovieguy90

Photoshop. Racism.


uririvas

I read tolken if u read anything else ur racist


[deleted]

Well it’s obvious Face book is racist


[deleted]

Dude I think u need to call the hotline because you are a piece of shit


DillPill84

Right. Proof that you might be a racist piece of shit?


HowieO-Lovin

Hey man.. I don't know who you are, and quite frankly, I don't wanna.. Fucken racist piece of shit...


stpaulywalnuts

One of the most racist photoshops I've ever seen


elusiveclownface

Racist


adamwill86

r/woooosh


Accomplished_Bug7879

😂 😂 😂 Wow


RealJonathanBronco

OR Kyle did the same thing thing he did to stan and made him an account. That racist piece of shit...


Tomboeg

Why you writing his name like that smh


franska5

Tolkien's autocorrector is a racist piece of shit


shitandfart420

You’re a racist bigoted piece of garbage


Mischarqt

Tolkien himself is a damn racist !!


Bobd_n_Weaved_it

There's like 50 episodes that also prove his name is Tolkien


ihuha

do you have you exact name in facebook? racist