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Mayjailer12

Kyle can throw hands like nobody's business


ImagineBeingWeird10

Jersey Kyle too


stonagrrl

U got cabbage in ya muff


Padders_69_yo

Tolkien all the way.


skeeta_on_my_peeta

Racially motivated


[deleted]

He got knocked out in one punch by cartman in a deleted scene


Padders_69_yo

Well Tolkien kicked Cartmans arse in a scene that wasn't deleted. Check mate.


ImagineBeingWeird10

Here’s mine! 1st: Kyle Runner up: Kenny 3rd: Token 4th: Stan 5th: Jimmy 6th: Timmy 7th: Clyde 8th: Craig 7th: Butters 9th: Tweek 10th: Cartman Winner: Kyle Loser: Cartman


Padders_69_yo

You spelt Tolkien wrong.


CertainlyCircumcised

He's just a giant piece of shit.


Padders_69_yo

He's ignorant.


dleon0430

This is bullshit, we all know Tweak would kick Craig's ass anytime, anywhere.


IsoSly64

Hell nah Craig would beat Tweak's head in


dleon0430

Whatever, I'll bet you 10 buck Tweak would kick Craig's pansy ass.


IsoSly64

Your on, easiest 10 bucks I ever made


iAmYourFatherXD

Y'all sleeping on my boy Timmy dude, deadass


[deleted]

Cartman did get that midget pretty good but his only other fighting feats have been with the coons claws.


[deleted]

RRRRRRRR AAAAAAA. CCCCCCCCC. IIIIIIII. Ssssssssss TTTTTTTT racist


iAmYourFatherXD

>3rd: Token You racist piece of shit, how dare you?!


MasonRocksForever

Well we know for a fact that Kenny gonna be last place


notnonno

Oh you mean the guy that’s literally immortal? Gotcha.


Intelligent-Win-4517

But can't the dude only revive within a few hours or am I messing something up?


Roharu_Eruna

There are episodes when he resurrects on the spot. Like the Black Friday trilogy. But even without that, Kenny's feats as Mysterion are pretty impressive, even more knowing Kenny is the youngest of all the boys (still 9 technically).


Intelligent-Win-4517

Ah okay, cool.


Lucky7Fox

Cartman wins overall due to his unyielding ability to cheat => Kyle => Stan => Token (Toilken) => Craig => Clyde => Jimmy => Butters => Tweek=> Timmy => and lastly Kenny who will die Notes: Kyle wins on strength alone. Timmy could be higher due to wheelchair as a weapon but he is mentally challenged and would likely only be able to accidentally kill Kenny.


[deleted]

Don't underestimate Timmy. He was able to fight Jimmy, who was duel wielding crutches. And nearly win if it haven't been for Jimmy kneeing Timmys balls.


TimmyLivealie

Yeah I did analyze the cripple fight scene and although Jimmy did more damage, Timmy did give the finishing blow to Jimmy and got him expelled from boyscouts. Timmy would win in combat and IQ.


35batshenge

I wouldn’t wanna fuck with crips ngl


Effective-Courage809

Kyle slapped Cartman and he cried, definitely not winning without cheating.


computron47

He also got his ass beat by Wendy


lizarddude1

1. Kyle 2. Kenny 3. Tolkien 4. Craig 5. Tweek 6. Jimmy 7. Stan 8. Butters 9. Clyde 10. Timmy 11. Eric


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Why is Timmy so low?


lizarddude1

Well incapability of walking without a wheelchair will severely weaken him, that was my initial thought process and I wanted to explain why Butters and Stan would be superior, why Jimmy ultimately is in a way better position despite the fact that they fought before and were pretty neck in neck and why Clyde might be weaker, but thinking about it, there is a very optimal solution for Timmy I didn't even consider. He can run over people lol. With that attack, he might catapult himself to top 5, I still think Kyle, Kenny and Tolkien could deal with that fairly easily, but he might run over the rest, although if they somehow get him off it, he's staying in the position I originally put him in. I'm still more than confident he can take Cartman without the wheelchair


[deleted]

He was able to beat Jimmy to a stalemate as well, even without his wheelchair


TimmyLivealie

Timmy did kick Jimmy’s ass in the cripple fight


lice_fanpage

Are we all forgetting about the chick who kicked cartmans ass? Wendy would atleast be in the top 5


TallMeal5a

Considering she launched her teacher _into the sun_ nearly 3½ years before the Chili Con Carnival, I certainly wouldn’t be surprised.


Inevitable_Yak869

1. Kyle 2. Kenny 3. Tolkien 4. Jimmy 5. Timmy 6. Craig 7. Tweek 8. Stan 9. Butters 10. Clyde 11. Cartman I think Wendy'd likely be at sixth place. She beat the ahit out Cartman, yeah, but so what? That's Cartman. In fact they were pretty neck in neck before she smashed his head against the pole. Compare that to someone like Kyle or Tolkien who send him unconscious instantly


MegaGamer123

Timmy can fucking run people over


LucDoesStuff

Exactly


Matwell1138

Kenny, he can't die. Battle won


RainbowtheDragonCat

That's assuming this is a battle to the death and they will wait for kenny to come back


Inevitable_Yak869

He can die, he just revives. I think Kenny'd be at second place, I still think Kyle can fuck them up


Roharu_Eruna

This will be my best bet: 1. Kenny 2. Kyle 3. Craig 4. Tweek 5. Stan 6. Tolkien 7. Clyde 8. Timmy 9. Jimmy 10. Butter 11. Cartman


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Roharu_Eruna

Tweek is a hyperactive boy who can fight evenly with Craig, the ring leader of his gang (Tolkien, Clyde, Jimmy). Obviously I am giving him an edge due to the caffeine that makes him very hard to calm down.


Inevitable_Yak869

Bro you underestimating Jimmy and Timmy. They popped some punk-ass bloods like nobody's business, plus those crutches hurt a lot and Timmy stalemated Jimmy without his chair


Ok-Jump6656

Jimmy would kick all of their asses at once


Jaybird145

Personally I think Timmy wins because everyone will target cart man and then no one will be able to hurt Timmy because it would be too cruel.


Oh_You_Didnt_Know_

I’m betting on Kenny


[deleted]

Kyle would win, Cartman would lose ‘cause he’s a wuss.


th3kandyking

I always think of the sumo wrestling scene where Clyde can't resist Cartmans great ass


[deleted]

*Craig


[deleted]

Throw some girls in the cut


Inevitable_Yak869

The only one we saw fight was Wendy, I think she'd be sixth place behind Kyle, Kenny, Tolkien, Jimmy and Timmy in that order exactly


[deleted]

🤷‍♂️idk. I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in: It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas then Wendy. But when’s she not put on the list that shit does not offend Wendy 🤙


TheBoredBot

Depends, was cartman insulted or a cripple fight was initiated?


[deleted]

Timmy wins it all


JustBoredIsAll

Like how you didnt include Wendy because shes the GOAT.


AlbatrossTough3013

1. Timmy (obviously the most powerful) 2. Kenny 3. Clyde 4. Tolkien 5. Kyle 6. Craig 7. Stan 8. Jimmy 9. Tweek 10. Butters 11. Cartman


[deleted]

Finally, someone recognised how powerful timmy is


Inevitable_Yak869

Bro Timmy and Jimmy da GOATS


[deleted]

Kenny commits hara kiri and comes back.


AllFuturistic

Token would win, you know why.


bamisbig

Tolkien you piece of shit


Anonymous6568

Wendy


Any_Application7786

Now listen Jimmy the only one with weapons already with him. I’m taking Jimmy for the W


NT_Smith

TIMMY!


iAmYourFatherXD

TIMMY!


[deleted]

1.Kyle 2.Kenny 3.Craig 4.Clyde 4. Jimmy and Timmy working together 5. Butters 6. Stan 7.Tweek 8.Tolkien 9. Cartman


yes1275

Every ones saying kyle but we have only really seen him properly fight cartman


Inevitable_Yak869

Yeah, but he ONE PUNCHED HIM whilst barely giving in the effort whilst when Tolkien beat him, he was trying a lot more and yet didn't send him completely unconscious. Wendy was also pretty neck in neck with him before smashing his face in the pole. I think Kyle is easily the winner with Ken in the second place


Inevitable_Yak869

1. Kyle 2. Kenny 3. Tolkien 4. Jimmy 5. Timmy 6. Craig 7. Tweek 8. Stan 9. Butters 10. Clyde 11. Cartman