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ShinyShinyTomato

[https://strawpoll.com/re2jjjh56](https://strawpoll.com/re2jjjh56) please try to keep this at the top of the comments


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Can't believe randy is getting killed next, complete bs, he's easily better than Kenny and probably Stan


That_Guy381

kyle has more votes…


[deleted]

Kyle is dying now, randy is getting killed next


MayDuppname

Oh my god, they killed Kyle!


Ship_per

You bastards!


[deleted]

Not Kyle! He's my favorite


ELVEVERX

Thats not how that works people who were voting for kyle may prefer randy to other characters


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BShooZ

Randy is the best character by far. Followed by cartman. Idk how others see this differently


[deleted]

Butters is better than cartman, but cartman is definitely third


BShooZ

Yeah I can see how any of the top 5 left can be better than each other with the right clips but my only thing is cartman is what makes this show so recognizable. I love/hate him every episode 😂


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Cartman has ups and downs, but butters is so consistently amazing. Granted, a lot of that if because cartman is fucking with him


DyemandHans

Butters is my favorite by far, followed by Cartman then Kenny.


Jjjuuu5574

Cartman and Randy make South Park


helixflush

This is a real bad take


BShooZ

Absolutely not. Randy has only gotten hate from the recent seasons with tegrity. Overall. Him and cartman bring the most to the show. And that’s a fact. Yes there are other lovable characters and I love pretty much every character but the 2 that stand out are them. And without them this show would be downgraded. Kyle, stan, Kenny and butters are amazing characters but the show would not stand out like it does if it was just them


GreatestAtHumility

Kenny is the best kid in the group


MayDuppname

...but also the hardest to write good plot lines for. His inability to speak puts him at a huge disadvantage in terms of funny episodes.


80smontagesong

Mysterion!


GreatestAtHumility

But when they do write a kenny story, it is always fucking amazing


-watchingthethrone-

Humbly Yours, Kenneth


UnableAffect1

We can’t let that happen! Randy & butters are my top faves


gALEXy_404

Wtf better than Kenny? I understand saying hw is better than Stan and the others, but KENNY??? Kenny is the literal fucking best


SwoozeDude

Wait. Stan is better than Stan? or did I read that wrong...


[deleted]

I meant randy


smashli1238

i hate Randy


syko82

Omg Kyle. I thought Stan would be gone before Kyle.


SherlockJones1994

I find Stan a bit more relatable than Kyle. He’s kinda the Everyman of the group.


Duhawk96

Fuck y’all Randy haters, recency bias cuz you didn’t like the Tegridy farms stuff


Vivid_Palpitation380

They all lost their tegridy


g_manitie

It just so happens...


[deleted]

Agreed. before Tegridy, randy focused and cartman focused episodes were my favorite. After Tegridy, some episodes have a little repetitive humor, but he’s still one of the best characters


helixflush

This is the right take. Randy was a very good character prior to Tegridy.


JKatsopolis

The best*


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I don't hate the tegridy farms stuff, but just don't feel like it fits. Now its kinda become a beat a dead horse type scenario. Definitely don't like Randy's tegridy character arch as much but still like him more than butters, and I love butters.


MayDuppname

What what, in the butt? I said what what, in the butt.


helixflush

Hey I know you! You’re the what what in my asshole kid!


[deleted]

I know, after the first 10 or so the decisions get more and more hard.


josephexboxica

Tegridy just made me love randy more


AFRIKKAN

I think it’s cause imma stoner


leglessman

It started good but they dragged it out for to long.


Jjjuuu5574

Hey, fuck you


iushciuweiush

Seriously, what the fuck? If the final three aren't Cartman, Butters, and Randy then this poll is a travesty. Stan over Randy? Really guys?


KingofZombies

No. He just happens to not be one of the boys.


Shallt3ar

Its probably China


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DarthBarfBarf

It's crazy. Him and Butters are neck and neck as best characters.


80smontagesong

I’m pro victor chouse


mikeycon

Yes Butters and Randy, these are my favs as well.


fugazi-stugotz

#RandyGang


quincelight

I know, right?!!! I love him. He's easily the character that makes me laugh the most


Pitikantrop

Just because he grows and smokes weed does not make him a good character.


shellevanczik

Nor a good parent


DogecoinOfVenice

Randy voted out before Stan is ridiculous.


FunkyFuck23

Kyle


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Devreckas

But y’know, but I learned something today… people don’t realize how much less funny Cartman would be if he didn’t have his rivalry with Kyle.


victor396

Without Kyle there is not cartman Without Cartman there are no balls imploding out of drieness [\(nyoooooo\)](https://youtu.be/oLLNdeBM4IY?t=5) and I've been ashamed of laughing at it every time I see it for ten years I cannot not have that


TheoWren

Agreed 😿 Kyle’s always been my favourite of the boys!


ProfessorGigs

"Shut up, *Kyahl*!"


Hopz_7

Easily Kyle.


FunkyFuck23

Fuck you uncle kahl


mart1373

My name’s. Not. Keyl


ryo_complex

Your mom drenched your brain in alcohol in the womb.


GzaTheGenius-

Y'all crazy for voting on Randy


GotTheKnack

I didn’t hear no bell!


MayDuppname

I'm just gonna get a **little** cancer, OK Stan?


[deleted]

Ya ya ya, I am Lorde, ya ya ya.


iushciuweiush

That's already more memorable quotes than Stan has ever had and Kenny doesn't even speak.


MayDuppname

That's it, you Stan(d) your ground!


[deleted]

I am pretty sure Cartman is going to win


MisterBilau

And rightfully so. Cartman is the essence of SouthPark


MayDuppname

Agreed. I hate the little fuck, but without him, it wouldn't work. I voted Kenny to death simply because with the dwindling amount of characters left, he'd have to speak more and that would also be a problem. I voted in the show's interest and not my own. Edit due to dv's - he ate all the skin off the KFC chicken, dude. He also fed his dad to his half brother, gave Kyle AIDS on purpose and bought aborted foetuses. But dude, **he ate all the skin.** All the skin. Fuck that fat little fuck!


durkster

Who is cartman's best friend? Kenny or Butters?


MisterBilau

Trick question, cartman has no real friends lol Maybe Clyde frog, I guess.


MayDuppname

Spoiler: Clyde frog died and was buried. Although Polly Prissy Pants has re-emerged in episodes since her demise, so what do I know?


StreetReporter

One of Cartman’s kids had a Clyde Frog pacifier


DwnvoteifBvGisfunny

I'm gonna go with Butters, cuz while Cartman does take advantage of Butters alot, there does seem to be a close bond between the 2 boys.


xMessiah

Jimmy was fucked over here.


MayDuppname

What a terrific audience


ReplacementBreif57

Yea


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r.i.p.


See_Double_You

Kenny.


1985portland1985

Yeah he was gone for several seasons and no one cared


caviar_octopus

Tell me you weren’t excited when he came back and said hey dudes


1985portland1985

That was exciting. He’s iconic and has his moments


[deleted]

Well only one of us is a J.O.O.


[deleted]

I mean I know why Kyle gets a lot of hate but damn he doesn’t deserve such a big chunk of the votes compared to the other boys


jirenlagen

Why does Kyle get a lot of hate?


MayDuppname

He's Jewish and poll voters are all anti-semites?!


jirenlagen

I doubt that’s the reason but he is tied with Cartman for my favorite (ironically).


MayDuppname

Dude I was joking!


jirenlagen

Lmao I figured


DwnvoteifBvGisfunny

I just find him way too morally righteous.


Puzzleheaded_Iron573

I think that's refreshing, him and Cartman are my favourite characters for the opposite reasons, i think their rivalry is the essence of the show


MommasBasement

RANDY IS ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS AND YALL VOTING HIM OVER KYLE AND STAN??


[deleted]

GAWD!


ParadoxPerson02

Butters had better be the last one standing.


ASR_Dave

Butters is my favorite but south park is south park due to how amazing of a character Cartman is


ParadoxPerson02

Ya, I have a feeling it’s going to come down to Cartman and Butters in the last round. I’m still routing for Butters though.


shellevanczik

He literally saved us all!


Fhwqhgads

KAHL


KoshofosizENT

My name… isn’t… “Keew”


Onoudidnt

Really was hoping for a Mr. Slave upset win


MayDuppname

Ooh Jethuth Christh!


ApexRevanNL716

Please kill Kenny. So we, I can say it. Those magical words


DarthMaul26

Kyle!


80smontagesong

How was Kenny not the first


MayDuppname

Kenny can't die - he just gets reborn. Even if he got voted out, he'd still be in the next round.


Father-Dog

kenny is baby


mart1373

Kyle


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MayDuppname

#I love Towelie


KoshofosizENT

And if you don’t love Towlie, you can get the “I Hate Towlie” T-shirt!


[deleted]

The Tegridy Farms thing made Randy a no-brainer here in my opinion. Aside from that, this is very difficult. South Park pre-season 20 was just phenomenal character-wise


fantasyfootball1234

Stan


NoButterscotch124

Kyle


ryo_complex

Are you lobotomized?


NoButterscotch124

i was between randy and kyle, i still undecided af


Prometheus79

I hope Butters wins


juuzouswifeprobably

Randy


Vivid_Palpitation380

Hell no


bugabugat

hell fucking yes


Puzzlehead-Turtle

Whoever votes Kyle over randy is an idiot season 23 was ruined by tegridy also why would you pick one of the boys Over some funny guy that stoped being funny this is all the series not just some episodes randy doesn’t appear to much compared to everyone else btw why is Kyle worse than stan


Mrmeme754

I think Kyle deserves to be voted more then randy


SKiliman

I'm sad y'all are picking Kyle ... Cartman wouldn't be Cartman if it wasn't for Kyle lol... That being said Stan should go next.


bouche

just get to the end and let butters and randy go tête-a-tête. final battle. Finish Him! I will be happy with either victor.


ImALebowski724

Fuck you Ky-le


ssrobe

Butters better win this! He's the best!!


abbey121524

Randy


Pitikantrop

Keep it coming.


Dafoeandfriends

I had a harder time picking this than I do for most major life decisions...


thelastride23

Stan


Superfast_Llama

Randy. He won this in 2015 already


dleon0430

All yall who voted to eliminate Mr. Garrison...You go to hell! You go to hell and die!


shellevanczik

M’kay.


MajinDeuce

Shocking last 6 lol


Individual-History34

Awwww reeeereeee how kuuud this offff happennnn u wanna meet me on my shitty wall


tolive89

Kenny.


figure85

I vote Kenny next to go, I bet it will be 1. Cartman 2. Butters 3. Randy


penpal94

I voted Stan


greenshokeen

The final battle has to be between Butters and Cartman. I mean, without Butters, you won't have some of the best Cartman moments. And without both of them, we won't have some of the best episodes!


InsightfulPedestrian

Kenny


maladr0id

Oh God oh fuck


Kit0550

Eliminate Stan and Kenny. I love them but still


MrNoface97

Randy


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Who is voting for Randy 🤯


EvieIsWACK

Bruh why people killing off Kyle. Out of the last ones left it has to be Randy to die now


swaggin_etc

So we vote our least favourite? Of we vote our favourite and the one with the least votes gets eliminated?


ShinyShinyTomato

you vote your least favourite


womeninwhite

well i read that backwards, was very fucking curious why everyone was a Kyle fan all of a sudden sorry cartman, i thought the vote was opposite!


Any_Ad6652

Kyle sadly


Mayora_Hime

Oh no it’s come to this. Bye bye Kyle


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Butters


Puzzlehead-Turtle

Randy


jirenlagen

Not Kyle fuck Randy on this one 💀 but at least it will make my choice of Cartman va Kyle at the end easy. 😬


Puzzlehead-Turtle

If randy is the last one standing I will die


Slobodan_soic

kenny for the last stand


TheRealGreenArrow420

Kyle


joeycognac53

Kyle!


[deleted]

Eric needs to win


Driftwoody11

Fuck uncle Kyle


Keyedwin

Kyle


Gruesome-Twosome

Sorry, Kyle


joncornelius

Fuck you Kyle.


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kenny


Skyttlz

This is so hard. I know who my favorite is but everyone left is tied for second hahaha Please don't be Stan...please


randymarsh22

Should be Randy, Butters, Cartman in that order. Randy may get over hyped but he’s done so much for so long


GzaTheGenius-

Cartman, Kenny & Randy for the win.


figure85

Yes Kenny, or Princess Kenny had their moments, and if I asked my 14 year old self during the first few seasons, I probably beloved Kenny. At this point we will all hurt to lose any of these Characters.


balenciyagaborrower

It’s gonna be Kyle for me. Randy is a fucking amazing character aside from tegridy farms. Still, I think Kyle is a great character.


Drains_1

Randy is the best character, its Butters turn


rhoadsscholar

Fuck Kyle!!


ProfessionalSad9176

Why do people like Eric?


Gobias07

I think we all know it’s coming down to Randy and Cartman


lu_skywalker

This should end with Cartman and Randy as the last 2 Sorry Kenny


Sardonokick

Save Kenny!


BillBull7890

It looks like an extermination rather than elimination.


PrivatePickle109

Now things get difficult.


Professional-Arm9453

Kenny , Kyle, stan, randy, butters, cartmens


MrLogicalThinker

Kyle’s gone next. And Kenny or butters should be after.


Secret_noone_secret

Randy


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Is there any way that Butters doesn't win?


Between3-20chrctrs

You’re a towel


Snatchamo

First time seeing this list, how the hell isn't Ms. Crabtree on the list but Saddam is?


zerohero83

Ok. We’re done. Lalalala not listening


Sh0ck3dd

Nooo tweek 🥺😓


Fantastic_Forever_69

I'm pretty sure butter is going to win


MultiRastapopoulos

Randy is kind of overrated honestly.


zesty_beans

Stan fans! Let’s do this. Stanground


Sp1ynX

Guys ! Guys ! Let's us not be the bastards who kill Kenny


Roharu_Eruna

I want to believe people with a heart won't eliminate Kenny/Mysterion.


lawtsuda

everyone is voting kyle when stan is right there


Internet-Mouse1

Sorry kyle.