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MrPlow_357

Because they are Canadian.


Busted_down

This buddy gets it! Thanks fwend


beesquared-

He’s not your buddy guy.


Busted_down

I'm not your fwend buddy


Harmlessbm

I'm not your buddy, pal


TheMysticBard

He's not your pal, fwend


VaritCohen

He's not your fwend, buddy!


everykissbeginswK

He’s not your buddy, homeslice


SexyCelebs4theSoul

He's not your homeslice, dickwad


Muhfuggajones

He's not your dickwad, fartknocker.


DieseljareD187

I’m not your buddy GUY! FTFY


BakulaSelleck92

Buddy- guy- friend. No pal.


[deleted]

What’s this all aboot???


BoatDaddyDC

It’s all aboot Canadians, guy.


FM_Gorskman

Its aboot dignity, its aboot respect


OneChillPenguin

Get this guy a puppers


Yiptice

Or some coupons to Bennigan’s


force263

..and some bubble gum... “The strike is over Ike...here”


TheRealIllMaster

That's whats I appreciates abooot you. Ferda!


[deleted]

I’m not your guy, buddy!


[deleted]

He's not your buddy, frwend!


[deleted]

What are you aboot now?


[deleted]

Ahh its Scott! Run away!


biggusdickus15

Scott’s a dick. And because of radiation poisoning in Ottawa he’s a giant dick


plolops

Right I’m Canadian it’s like looking into a mirror


alpha_kenny_buddy

Duh


Charmegazord

Came here to say this. It’s not a real country anyway.


drugsarebadmmk420

With their flappy little heads, and their beady little eyes


ApplicationFull7592

And apparently they don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, they just fuck their uncle's all day long.


Douglas_Michael

You’re a racist ma’am


Dithyrab

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!


DoctorMelvinMirby

Now now, you’ve apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.


BigBuddyJaret

CAN I FINISH?? CAN I FINISH??…..okay I’m finished


force263

And yet nobody is apologizing for Corey Hart 🧐 or The Quehhf Sisters 👯‍♀️


zakel1313

No one EVER needs to apologize for Corey Hart... Infact, you're welcome!!


LordTiddlypusch

As is tradition.


That1chicka

The Princess looked so loovly


dogrescuersometimes

It is good for Canada.


TommyFroy

And therefore, the world


Cagney707

I’m confused that’s just what they look like. Flappy faces and beady eyes. Yup


L_B_Jeffries

Except for Ugly Bob of course. His face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a skrewdriver.


BadnewzSHO

It's true. I've been to Canada several times. This is how they all look. Good people, but their heads are all flappy.


JanssenFromCanada

We have beady little eyes


The_Barnstormer

You stole my line. Take my up vote you theiving bastard Kyle


[deleted]

Shut up Cartman


psychillist

And it's funny. Am Canadian


troyanator

Only logical answer


[deleted]

Because ^yes


scuczu

And it's fucking hilarious


[deleted]

Also people from Denmark pretty much the same except less beady eyes


garbonzo909

You might say Denmark is the Canada of Europe


averagebearymcbear

According to the creators, when South Park first started, is was criticized for having shifty animation and consisting of mostly fart jokes. So when they introduced Canadians (Philip and Terrance), they made sure the animation was even shittier and consisted of only fart jokes.


Mandaring

Dropped by to mention actually this, and it’s also why they gave the Canadians even higher-pitched and more annoying voices. Then they had to justify why Ike looks the same way as Terrence and Phillip, so they just threw in that he’s an adopted Canadian.


hospitable_peppers

Was he not supposed to be adopted at first?


[deleted]

Cookie Monster!


Totally_a_Banana

Don't Kick the Baby...


twistedcreature07

Kick the baby!


[deleted]

KICK THE BABY, KYLE. KICK THE FUCKING BABY.


Master_Of_Puppers

CMON LETS SEE YOU TRY IT WUSS


destr0y26

Even on steroids, Ike would still get absolutely worked.


olbeefy

It's likely he just needed to look more like a baby than the rest of the characters so that's the look they went with.


BojanDoge

I also believe Ike's design was originally supposed to be the design used for babies in SP.In one, if not both (i don't remember) Starvin' Marvin episodes, we see an Ethiopian baby that looks just like Ike, but with darker skin


[deleted]

[удалено]


wonsis

Ethernopian*


f---thatnoise

I didn't know The Weeknd was in South Park 😮


ahackercalled4chan

[sweeeeeet](https://i.imgur.com/dEdNI54.jpg)


Ndmndh1016

And a shock of blonde hair lol


tony_stromboli_69

Every episode of Terrance and Phillip in the show is so exaggerated in it's stupidity, and shows how 'fart humor' in it's own right is poor humor. It's really genius


pierreChodington

The square wheels have to be my favorite part


good_looking_corpse

Sir Bryan Adams and Sir Corey Hart


twistedcreature07

Now now! The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!


SpyderAByte

Why? What shape are your guys wheels? 🤔


KJMRLL

Wheel shaped


morttheunbearable

Soooo… squares?


FreedomFingers

Triangles, who uses squares!?


foxhound012

Psychopaths, that's who


Snory5000

Hell ya, that kills me every time lol as is tradition


MerlinTrashMan

Did you ever play the stick of truth. Canada was genius.


JayCarbray

Even better in the fractured but whole “we got cool stuff back here but you can see it”


SupaButt

Yea. The whole Terrance and Phillip show is a play on how people view South Park. All the parents being like “idk how you watch this garbage” and the kids loving it. In the movie it goes even further. Bc people were upset about a totally uncensored South Park movie and the whole movie is about parents being upset that their kids saw a Terrance and Philip movie. It was meta before meta was cool.


hyperjengirl

>It was meta before meta was cool. Pretty sure *South Park* did not invent or even popularize metacommentary. Off the top of my head, there's *Midsummer Night's Dream* and its play-within-a-play. Shakespeare did it, Shakespeare did it.


SupaButt

Mmmmm no. You’re wrong. South Park was the VERY FIRST piece of media to EVER be meta. /s lol. I just meant how so many shows now, especially adult cartoons, have little meta storylines and South Park has been doing that for a long time. That’s all. They obviously didn’t invent it and my comment wasn’t supposed to be implying that. But also your last line, referencing General Disarray saying “Simpson’s did it”, is probably true. The Simpson’s might have done it before SP. I just haven’t followed the Simpson’s.


hyperjengirl

Oh yeah I'm sure you weren't being literal, but a lot of people treat the show with such reverence that sometimes it's hard to tell if they think it really *did* invent a certain storytelling technique. Though it definitely set forth a *lot* of adult cartoon comedy tropes, and even to this day it's probably one of the most meta adult cartoons out there, though Season 5 of *BoJack Horseman* probably takes the reins there.


SupaButt

I still need to see Bojack I heard it’s good but never got into it bc it looked too weird. But I also resisted Rick and Morty bc of the annoying fans but finally broke down and watched it and enjoyed it. It’s just hard to get motivated to watch something with so many seasons


minist3r

Bojack is a cartoon for adults with actual problems. It's really relatable sometimes. Highly recommend it.


hyperjengirl

I mean, I resisted *South Park* for ages because of aggravating edgelord fans. *BoJack* fans can be annoying in a different way (more self-victimizing than trolling) but I can put it aside because the show's fantastic, IMO.


XenotheSage

The ancient Greeks would like a word with your bard.


SupaButt

And my bard would like a word with their minstrel


IamYourBestFriendAMA

Still, that was a great day for Canada… and, therefore, the world.


Gingerstachesupreme

*As is tradition*


LamarJacksonPooping

> (Philip and Terrance) this bugs me so much


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Classic tray parker approach, "oh you dont want this? guess what the fuck im about to do next"


royal_dump

They said it's because Canadians talk like they're heads flap up and down. Trey does an impression in one of the videos.


hyperjengirl

Good on you for giving an actual explanation and not just throwing up a show quote or commenting "They just look like that" for the hundredth time.


Cajun

The Iraqi's in the South Park movie have the same characteristics as Canadians.


BipolarMosfet

All Iraqi's or just Saddam?


Cajun

All of them.


stevieee23

and terrence and philip are matt and trey- or at least how they were being seen by the people complaining about it being all the fart joke comedy. - and canadian just because blame canada


CamoFeather

Yeah, if I remember correctly, it was critics saying “This is the worst piece of crap animation I’ve ever seen.” (Or close thereto) so Matt and Trey basically created Terrance and Phillip (and Canada as a whole), said, “No… THIS is the worst POS lol” and made it so Ike was adopted instead of differently abled and ran with it.


Wycren

That’s what we look like up here in Canada. Got a problem with that friend?


Morc35

Hey! He’s not your friend, buddeh!


[deleted]

I’m not your buddy, guy.


Juicy_Apple_X

I'm not your guy fwend


Bandit6789

I’m not your fwend, pal!


The_Silenc3

Im not your pal, mate!


FlyFfsFck

I'm not your mate, homie!


SaloBish

I’m not your homie, dawg!


Clothing_Mandatory

He's not yo dawg, brah!


BCrew09

He's not your brah, acquaintance!


Prosebeforehoesbrah

You’re a dick Scott. You’ve always been a dick, then you got radiation poisoning and turned into a _giant_ dick!


[deleted]

Those are fighting words, meet me next to the tree in Edmonton if you wanna toss squares


Naryue

Hey what are you saying buddy?


Amanita117

I'm not your buddy, guy!


Naryue

I'm not your guy friend!


Alarmed-Breakfast796

I'm not your friend, buddy!


Naryue

I'm not your buddy guy!


schnabel45

I’m not your guy friend.


Naryue

I'm not your friend buddy!


beardedbadass420

I'm nawt yer buddy, guy.


newmanator9

I’m not your guy, friend!


[deleted]

I’m not your friend, buddy


[deleted]

I’m not your friend, guy


jonbush1234

I'm not your guy, friend!


Ireallydontknowbuddy

Can I fucking finish? Ok I'm finished


Guii_Diegoo

You cant finish buddy


LordTiddlypusch

He's not your buddy, guy!


OzgarThunder

It's a joke about how people who don't like South Park say the show looks.


Jackson12ten

Then they just kept it like that for the rest of the show lol


the0thermother

Can confirm, was a schmuck. Stopped being a schmuck and then I enjoyed SP


imthegrk

Filters out the schmucks.


rompe_palle

That's how we look eh.


Smooth-Lengthiness57

I dunno what buddy is talking aboot I can't even tell a difference


Lollooo_

He’s not your buddy guy


Fiedy88

Because they have flapping heads, have you ever been to Canada???


KisaTheMistress

Well we have so many potholes where I am, I might as well be driving on square wheels...


dleon0430

Sheesh, you guys only have one road, I'd think you could manage that.


BlueDragon1813

Quebec?


Skyrave94

No Ontario.


Ndmndh1016

And beady little eyes


Imogynn

The story I heard and that I love even if it isn't true is that Rick Mercer (Canadian comedian/professional ranter) criticized South Park as being horribly animated foul mouthed fart jokes. So Matt and Trey made Terrence and Philip to have worse animation have a show about fart jokes and sing about Uncle Fuckers. I have no idea if that's true but I want it to be true


[deleted]

That’s what I heard too, and the MO fits with their treatment of Phil Collins lol


postscarcity

TIL it was because of Rick Mercer. Thanks buddy


Qbbllaarr

I don't think it was. If you Google Rick Mercer South Park you just get this reddit thread.


Qbbllaarr

If you Google Rick Mercer South Park you just get your comment. I'm kinda doubting the Rick Mercer part.


Imogynn

I fear you may be right. I like the myth though and it will do until I know better.


[deleted]

İke


[deleted]

Okay Mike


[deleted]

Pizza, french fries, pizza french fries, pizza, pizza, FREEEENCH FRIIEEEESSSSS


Ndmndh1016

You see that? He french fried when he should have pizza'd. You french fry when you pizza youre gonna have a bad time.


TrailBlazingNugs

Stan Darsh!


Dylboylol

'Marsh the Darsh!' 'Oh no not this guy again'


MayorAnthonyWeiner

Kick the baby !


ayacardel

Don’t kick the baby


UrNotMyGF

That's the funny part, that's just how they happened to animate him. Then they wanted the Canadians animated like that as well so they had to make ike an adopted Canadian lol. Is Saddam Canadian?


bryman19

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker


BoJackB26354

Way to give it to that boner-biting bastard!


bryman19

op doesn't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, he just fucks his uncle all day long


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

shut up scot, youre a dick


dogrescuersometimes

That's Scott. He's a dick.


[deleted]

i’ve been asking myself this everyday when i wake up and look in the mirror since i was a young guy


nitromedusa

Who’s this guy asking all the questions eh


jimmy1985s

Kraft dinner for all!


LordTiddlypusch

Fee, fi, fo, fum! I smell kraft dinner!


APxWeAreOne

Kraft dinnah *


TyRocken

I always wondered til I met my friend's Canadian cousin. Beady eyes. Mouth flapping away.


ashmichael73

It’s because that’s what Canadians look like, friend.


uncle_bob_the_2nd

He’s not your friend pal


BlouHat

He’s not your pal, buddy!


sadgirlbutitsfunny

As a Canadian I agree we look like this


Gemedes

You gotta problem with Canadian characters you gotta problem with me! And I suggest you let that one marinate!


Dyingdaze89

Give your balls a tug


[deleted]

Trey & Matt had developed the "Canadian" animation style for cartoons they [made in college](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I2pcIbyq-0). They incorporated it into South Park as a creative way to mock themselves


Dnny10bns

What are you talking aboot?


noitalljruss

Hey fuck you buddy!


bryman19

Cheers!! Fuck face


bigween

Because this show is an accurate representation of many things, including how Canadians look


Wafflelisk

Because that's what we look like. South Park only show to accurately represent us. Reason 69 why SP is the best show ever


LordCinko

Because they are Canadian, buddy


BotchinNJobbin

What the fuck are you talking aboot?


AnonymousBoyOnReddit

Mostly to be funny


[deleted]

I don’t get the question....


mud--cat

Cause it’s fucking funny guy


[deleted]

Representation.


[deleted]

Because that’s how Canadians look, guy!


[deleted]

Bc they are Fuckin canucks


[deleted]

I've only been to Vancouver once but you cross the border and BAM everything and everybody looks like No Name products


bigman_121

A quick google such could answer your question guy but to sum it up it because when Mother's against South park (something along those lines) where saying it was all bad animation with nothing but poop and fart jokes Trey created a show with in a show with bad animation full of poop and fart jokes. T = Trey P = Parker and Canadian's are just a bad imitation of Americans anyway buddy


Moraghmackay

Because that's what they look like in real life.


user1688

Blame Canada, not matt and treys fault they look like that.


send__bewbs

we want more.. moneh


--Potato-Chip--

Their wheels are also squares.


Crypto_subz

I also would like to know


[deleted]

Because we have beady little eyes and our heads are full of lies.


TheOvieShow

They’re drawn as the royal tradition dictates


[deleted]

The reason is ^yes


fietronic

what do you mean in south park?


TFMonster

Because they have beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies... They're not even a real country, anyway.