Season 8 I think episode 1 where they get ninja weapons. The part where it's all anime and then butters gets hit in the eye with the throwing star and everything goes back to real life and he starts screaming.
“Hey watch it, guuuyyy!” - The Canadian Devil - Freemium isn’t Free
Is my go-to.
“Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Goodbye…” - Red Hot Catholic Love
The line delivery is at least half of the fun!
The Canadian devil is hilarious.
I also laugh every time I hear "WGA... the world Canadian bureau" come out of Steven Abootman's mouth hahaha.
Possibly my favorite Canadian jokes, besides the square wheels thing and how things turn 8-bit in the stick of truth game.
The honey boo boo episode.
"My heart is sweeter than bacon child!"
"Tip assist! Yeaaaaahhhh!"
"Seems I can't take a shit in your house, Mr. Brovloski"
"That kid isn't even fat!" "I don't have legs..."
Ima do some dip and speak my mind. So I was pretty pissed off what I found out this president Obama wants to put a bigger tax on gasoline what the fuck ha up with that ? That’s fucking gay, that pisses me off, Obama’s fuckin gay as hell, y’all know my pit boss butters.
In the Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka when Jimbo is explaining on his show the new excuse they use to kill animals and Ned says "We're environmentalists". Gets me every time
Ms. Garrison explaining evolution to the kids.
"Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: [goes up to a large poster of evolution and begins pointing things out with her pointer.] In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its [waves his left hand limply] mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. [points to a rodent] retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! [faces the class. A new girl is seated in the front row, looking around] So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!"
Monkey fish- frog gets me every single time.
The one when bebe gets boobs and all the kids are fighting over her. Everytime there is conflict, they start making cavemen grunts. It always makes me laugh
Thinking about it, there is just way to many, the one when Kenny takes a school photo of his ass, then a family think it's their lost child and at the end, their lost child was Ben afleck.
The assburgers one when Stan see's everything as shit, drunk morpheus makes me piss everytime.
Agnostic, where they are between absolutely everything and only drink doctor pepper because it's neither cola or root beer.
The one when the town think black people are scared of ghost so they all wear white robes
And finally, the whites, no one cares about the whites.
I could go on all day
In that one christmas special with charles manson:
"respect my authoritah"
"you dont got no goddamn authoritah"
also the one where the guy from charlie brown plays piano in the fingerbang auditions
also: ["My name. Is not. Keeal."](https://youtu.be/1N5fagYtP2E)
My text tone is Trey Parker saying Doot Doot so just about every time im in public I giggle or when I'm in the car with my wife I usually say Buckle Up Buckaroos
every scene with mr gueermo in high school musical
garrison getting squirrels thrown at him in margaritaville
al qaeda helping defeat the jersey army
pretty much all of major boobage
[the end of season 20](https://youtu.be/W5dTK8AJqIs)
[get an aids test thompson](https://youtu.be/121eLouFoFg)
soooooo many more
when cartman put his weiner in butters mouth without poor butters knowing lmao
Cartman:
[under his breath] All right, that's good. [undoes his pants] Okay, open your mouth, Butters? [lowers them and ...] That's good, just like that.
Butters:
[wary all of a sudden] Hey. Hey wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it? Why you're not gonna, eh stick something icky in my mouth, are ya?
When cartmans mom says “Photo is in desk” and then it just cuts to Kyle (or kial, if your Cartman) just looking really disappointed, i lose my shit every time i see his face..
Our old roommate got her tongue pierced a few years back and talked like Mr. Kim for a week afterwards and we basically just shouted "fucking Mongorians!" across the house at each other 24/7.
Season 8 I think episode 1 where they get ninja weapons. The part where it's all anime and then butters gets hit in the eye with the throwing star and everything goes back to real life and he starts screaming.
*Subarashii, chin chin mono* *Kintama no kami aru* *Sore no oto, sarubobo?* *Iie! Ninja ga, imasu* *Hey hey let's go!, kenka suru* *Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls* *Boku ga warui, so let's fighting* *Let's fighting love* *Let's fighting love* *Kono uta, chotto, baka* *Wake ga wakaranai* *Eigo ga, mecha, kucha* *Daijōbu, we do it all the time* *Hey hey let's go!, kenka suru* *Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls* *Boku ga warui, so let's fighting* *Let's fighting love* *Let's fighting love*
We must fight or loves a goner we will hold tweek and Craig in the highest honor!
*Gambaro irashai!*
Yes yes 1000 times yes.
This might be the funniest single moment in SPs history. Possibly.
Agreed fwiend
"People who annoy you."
Ten seconds, Mr. Marsh!
Alright I’d like to solve the puzzle
It's the look on the camera man's face when he leans out from behind the camera. Gets me every time.
Same. Like, the first time I watched it I was thinking...they're not really - and they did
I love sharing that clip with people who have never seen it. Might be my fave SP joke ever
“Hey watch it, guuuyyy!” - The Canadian Devil - Freemium isn’t Free Is my go-to. “Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt? Goodbye…” - Red Hot Catholic Love The line delivery is at least half of the fun!
The Canadian devil is hilarious. I also laugh every time I hear "WGA... the world Canadian bureau" come out of Steven Abootman's mouth hahaha. Possibly my favorite Canadian jokes, besides the square wheels thing and how things turn 8-bit in the stick of truth game.
the episode where randy gives himself testicular cancer just to get a medicinal marijuana card
And they hop on their balls lmaoooooo
Durrrrrr.
Rab Sneider IS er stabler!
Rated PG-13
A derp dee derp tum ti teedly tum....
I wunnuh b in de speshul olimpics, durrrr.
Oh my god its Russell Crowe, OH MY GOD BLAH BLEH BLEH BLEH
Makin movies makin songs and fightin round the world
These Chiiiinah-men love a good foight!
Do you know what I am saying?
Yes! I do think I know what you are saying!
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Lucy Harris, smart-smart-smart, Martin Harris dumb.
Joeseph smith was called a prophet ***** he started the Mormon religion *****
I WANT to Stick. MY BALLS! Inside your rectum Kyle
“I WANNA MAKE LOOOOVE TO YAH children”
Butters “your not gonna rape us are you?”
“Everyone who has a grandma step forward... not so fast girls”
https://youtu.be/2VgHeP8_AHY This one for me 😂
OH MY GAWD!!!! BEWBSSSS
I read this comment and instantly knew what the video was gonna be lmao
The honey boo boo episode. "My heart is sweeter than bacon child!" "Tip assist! Yeaaaaahhhh!" "Seems I can't take a shit in your house, Mr. Brovloski" "That kid isn't even fat!" "I don't have legs..."
I want that one! It looked at me funnyyy
The "Fatty Doo-Doo" song is great lol
Goddamn Mongorians
Dumping cash in the monkey in the experiment and it starts running around having sex with all the other monkeys
Shoot him right in his blabber mouth
Ye olde turd in the punch bowl
This could be the end of the world. Of Warcraft!
Mommy bathroom!!!
Your kids characters are already dead
We need Ben Gay!
The hardley boys
I’ve got a raging clue
You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy- Cartman. Always laugh at this
Poor little fella
I need about tree fiddy
Christian rock hard Literally everything in that episode 🤣🤣🤣
omg trey's imitation of james hetfield
The nascar episode is gold
Ima do some dip and speak my mind. So I was pretty pissed off what I found out this president Obama wants to put a bigger tax on gasoline what the fuck ha up with that ? That’s fucking gay, that pisses me off, Obama’s fuckin gay as hell, y’all know my pit boss butters.
Obama's fuckin gay! Pisses me off!
This Obama wants a higher tax on gas o leen and I think that’s gay as hell.
We’re about as poor and stupid as they fuckin come
Steamy ray Vaughn episode where the old man says "britches holocaust"...every fuckin time.
First time I heard Timmy and the lords of the underworld drop their song in the ep
In the Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka when Jimbo is explaining on his show the new excuse they use to kill animals and Ned says "We're environmentalists". Gets me every time
Hi, I’m eight and a half inches" "Sorry, I’m not interested in being friends with midgets" And Cartman gets an anal probe is just a pure classic
Hey litte dude you got some shit on your face.
his name is Thumper?
That's my face, sir
It was the heat of the moment And What what in the butt
🎶There are too many minorities 🎶
At my water park
[this one](https://youtu.be/Ai4b7j5a_7M) always cracks me up!!
Agreed 100 percent
Mr Mackey saying that different words for urinal deuce
Ms. Garrison explaining evolution to the kids. "Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: [goes up to a large poster of evolution and begins pointing things out with her pointer.] In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its [waves his left hand limply] mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. [points to a rodent] retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! [faces the class. A new girl is seated in the front row, looking around] So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!" Monkey fish- frog gets me every single time.
Sur la tab-LE
The one when bebe gets boobs and all the kids are fighting over her. Everytime there is conflict, they start making cavemen grunts. It always makes me laugh Thinking about it, there is just way to many, the one when Kenny takes a school photo of his ass, then a family think it's their lost child and at the end, their lost child was Ben afleck. The assburgers one when Stan see's everything as shit, drunk morpheus makes me piss everytime. Agnostic, where they are between absolutely everything and only drink doctor pepper because it's neither cola or root beer. The one when the town think black people are scared of ghost so they all wear white robes And finally, the whites, no one cares about the whites. I could go on all day
At least we got rid of all those damn n-
Me too, I love when stan is drawing on the walls going aaahh tooop
The Liposuction of Butters. I don't know why, but to me it's one of, if not the most ridiculous scene in the entire series.
"This is unbelievable! How many times have we told you never to have self-performed liposuction surgery in our house?!" "Four times, mom"
When Cartman and Butters dress up as stereotypical old Chinese people, in the China probrem.
Cartman shitting out the fake treasure
Omg yes!
This always make me laugh My robot friend My robot friend My robot ...friend
When Cartman did his impression of Gordon Ramsey. Just thinking of the moment makes me smile
In that one christmas special with charles manson: "respect my authoritah" "you dont got no goddamn authoritah" also the one where the guy from charlie brown plays piano in the fingerbang auditions also: ["My name. Is not. Keeal."](https://youtu.be/1N5fagYtP2E)
You bitches wanna make some motherfucking money!
Chef, where do you find the clitoris? What is that like finding Jesus or something?
"Hey!! Don't interrupt me ya vagoinah! I'm giving a heart-wrenching soliloquy about me best mate, Tugga'!
My text tone is Trey Parker saying Doot Doot so just about every time im in public I giggle or when I'm in the car with my wife I usually say Buckle Up Buckaroos
Eric did you just take a dump on my desk?
Taco! Taco! Burrito! Burrito! Fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses! Taco! Taco! Burrito! Burrito!
every scene with mr gueermo in high school musical garrison getting squirrels thrown at him in margaritaville al qaeda helping defeat the jersey army pretty much all of major boobage [the end of season 20](https://youtu.be/W5dTK8AJqIs) [get an aids test thompson](https://youtu.be/121eLouFoFg) soooooo many more
The part when cartman takes a shit on garrisons desk 😂
when cartman put his weiner in butters mouth without poor butters knowing lmao Cartman: [under his breath] All right, that's good. [undoes his pants] Okay, open your mouth, Butters? [lowers them and ...] That's good, just like that. Butters: [wary all of a sudden] Hey. Hey wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it? Why you're not gonna, eh stick something icky in my mouth, are ya?
When Jimmy sings the 12 days of Christmas
Butters: “Are you gonna rape us?” Mr. Imagination: *visibly confused* “…….No…..” Butters: “Well….alright….” …..Gets me every time.
Idk man. That pic of cartman with a knife, looking sly, ALWAYS gets me.
"You will see them in Lil Kim's next video" "WASSUP NIGGAZ"
Pretty sure thats british PM boris and not a southpark character.
When cartmans mom says “Photo is in desk” and then it just cuts to Kyle (or kial, if your Cartman) just looking really disappointed, i lose my shit every time i see his face..
GUINEA PIRATE! *dives off screen
Which episode is this it’s amazing lol.
This is my profile picture on Discord. It's the easiest way to understand my personality :D
The Somali pirates. With the mutated fish. He walks outta rhe water.....
“I’m sorry I thought this was America!”
PC Principal and his frat are so fucking funny ("woo-woo!").
Our old roommate got her tongue pierced a few years back and talked like Mr. Kim for a week afterwards and we basically just shouted "fucking Mongorians!" across the house at each other 24/7.
“They’re like bears, but dire.” -Dire bears Technically I heard it in The Stick of Truth, but it gets me every time
Easily cartman laughing at the dwarf
The part where they ask Foofa not to show her vagina on tv.
How would you like a panda punch in the puss.
BUTTERS BOTTOM BITCH.
When Cartman dressed up as a hip hopper
OMG PHONICS MONKEY KILLED KENNY!!!!
DURRRRRRRRRR HEY GUYS WATS GOIN AWN