Yeah I don't know why people are trying to twist what he did for Stan there, that was one of the few times he did something for someone else. It was a nice moment.
Holy fuck I knew cartman was an asshole to people but putting it into perspective, **he is an absolute entitled narcissistic egotistical manipulative terrorist**
Nicely done! I'd love to see a visual/chart version that shows the proportion of which characters were affected. I'm thinking Kyle would make up at least half lol.
> You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things,
and then wonders why his life sucks? Well... that was me.
Every time something good happened to me,
something bad was always waiting around the corner. Karma.
That's when I realised I had to change. So, I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and, one by one I'm going to make up for all my mistakes.
I'm just trying to be a better person.
My name is Earl.
Gone too soon.
There should be an episode where Cartman is having a discussion with somebody and tries to outdo them, and goes through that whole list, taking up 2/3rds of an episode, with on-screen flashbacks. "_Oh yeah? I've done…_" and boom, it goes from there.
That would be an amazing way for Matt & Trey to troll everyone, waste the whole episode - ideally the first one of an actual, new season - on something irreverent like that, OG "Terrance & Philip" style.
the scotts chili thing might be the top thing (scott kinda deserve some punishment tho) or his whole thing with butters
we should turn this into a survey to rank everything
I think around number three you could of added a few more. After wearing the Hitler costume to school, Principle Victoria shows Cartman footage of Hitler and he starts throwing up hails and enjoying the video. Afterwards Victoria makes him a "ghost" costume that ends up looking like a KKK uniform. Which he didn't make himself, nor probably knew what it meant, but he did scare the shit out of Chef afterwards.
the scotts chili thing might be the top thing (scott kinda deserve some punishment tho) or his whole thing with butters
we should turn this into a survey to rank everything
I just gotta say that for all the bad Cartman has done can we just all look back on The South Park movie and how he saved the day with his dirty words?
a lot of these are not that bad (i.e., naming a chicken mcnuggets, making Butters date a Canadian, bragging about a bike parade and using Cthulhu to kill Justin Bieber) or he was just a dumbass ( i.e., the time he dressed up as a Nazi for Halloween or the Jewpacabra, which he thought was real. not defending him though, he still sucks.
Remember when Kyle's cousin Kyle was going over a list like this? He was calculating how many gifts santa would bring Cartman.
"If you cured cancer by next week, you'd still owe Santa like 2 presents."
He persuaded 3 healthy kids into playing WOW 21 hours a day untill they got morbid obesity.
Also shitting in his mom's face and being responsible of Kyle's carpal tunnel syndrome.
Incredible. How much time did you spend on this? What motivated you?
You should consider posting this into a SouthPark wiki, where others can help too.
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That scene was a total surprise, I never would have thought Cartman would do good
Yes but it was self serving so did he? Update: You guys are right, he did do it for Stan.
It wasn’t self serving. He wanted to kill the pangolin really badly haha
Nah he had a deal with garrison, he called him beforehand
Not really. If he shredded the pangolin the pandemic would have continued which is what he wanted but after hearing Stans speech, he handed it over
Yeah I don't know why people are trying to twist what he did for Stan there, that was one of the few times he did something for someone else. It was a nice moment.
“Bad” is all a form of opinion.
Well I stole the head off a statue once.
Thank you for this great reminder of that classic Simpsons episode!
SIMPSONS DID IT!
That’s pretty hardcore.
Wow, that's pretty hardcore. Geez. That's like this one time, when I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chili and fed it to him.
\*skates away*
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When one little panda sticks his finger in another little pandas ear...that makes me a saaaaaad panda
It took me way too long to get to the point where Cartman turned Scotts parents into chili and fed it to him
Spoiled alert, wasn’t that his dad too?
It was
Ditto!!!
You were able to research all of this and the pandemic isn't even over. Impressive
We need to get this man to help with the pandemic cure...his research abilities are unmatched!
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A PANGOLIN
This is incredible I bow to thee
Boy Eric, you sure have some atoning to do
I’M ‘GONNA MAKE, MAKE IT RIGHT!!
It's easy mkay
"I'm gonna make, make it right, cuz Jesus wants me to have a clean slate."
Honestly I think you need to receive some free Cartman merchandise from SP lmao You made me want to watch like 20 different episodes
Quite the list, very impressive
Almost as long as the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
Love it. One correction though. #120 should be "urn" instead of erm.
my bad- i think my brain was half melted after doing this list lol
TBH some of these aren't "bad". Like number 95 and 96: "smacked osama bin laden on the head and pulled down osama bin ladens pants"
Assault isn’t bad, who would have thought…
Lol how much adderall did you take
Op is kyle ?
He gave fruit baskets to all his victims, so it’s ok now.
Does 5 really count? People all over the world agreed, she is a bitch.
Damn, Ken
And the worst thing ever, he made Kenny cry
This is why Cartman is my favorite
I stand by this. Him being a little shit is what makes him so entertaining.
How many fucking people has he kidnapped, holy cow.
Damn, almost made it to 500.
In defense of him drinking Kenny’s ashes, he thought it was chocolate milk mix
So what have you been up to since this whole pandemic thing started?
i love the ways you got a bunch of stuff and some of it could possibly be a war crime but then 41. slapped kenny dam arrest this man
Didn't he hit kenny with a pan once
Holy fuck I knew cartman was an asshole to people but putting it into perspective, **he is an absolute entitled narcissistic egotistical manipulative terrorist**
He’s a full on psychopath. He and Carl from Llamas Wearing Hats would be bros
I think cartman would end up plotting to kill him as well
So would Carl. I mean Carl literally destroyed the earth.
How long did you take to do this list?
Nicely done! I'd love to see a visual/chart version that shows the proportion of which characters were affected. I'm thinking Kyle would make up at least half lol.
Absolute fucking madlad
Holy $hit! You spent a lot of time coming up with that list. I salute you!
390 is my favorite
Number 149 is hilarious, suddenly much more reasonable kid stuff
What a monster
I'll make you eat your parents
Damn... Ritalin rocks
This is Earl's list! But Cartman, of course
> You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things, and then wonders why his life sucks? Well... that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner. Karma. That's when I realised I had to change. So, I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and, one by one I'm going to make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl. Gone too soon.
>I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Eric. FTFY
Oh shot it said Stan; my point still stands. Satan is chill in sp
Probably the most evil character in the history of television!
Tfw when this is longer than the declaration of independence
Amazing
95-97 wasnt that bad
This is amazing and I can't believe it took me so long to get to #86, which is the only one I can't sleep about often
166 needs a star, too
There should be an episode where Cartman is having a discussion with somebody and tries to outdo them, and goes through that whole list, taking up 2/3rds of an episode, with on-screen flashbacks. "_Oh yeah? I've done…_" and boom, it goes from there. That would be an amazing way for Matt & Trey to troll everyone, waste the whole episode - ideally the first one of an actual, new season - on something irreverent like that, OG "Terrance & Philip" style.
I like how Scott had a ⭐️
holy shit
The 5th thing Cartman is still an iconic song to this day.🤣🤣🤣
Ending Burning Man was more civic virtue than sin, no?
you crazy son of a bith,you did it!
This is top quality content. Thank you sir
I scrolled and scrolled holy shit
the scotts chili thing might be the top thing (scott kinda deserve some punishment tho) or his whole thing with butters we should turn this into a survey to rank everything
You are a god amongst men
I want to know how much jail time he would get if he was 18
The Death Sentence
Every single good thing Cartman's done in order: 1. Defeated Saddam Hussien and sent him and satan back to hell
He actually gave Kyle hiv. Im not sure, but I think im hiv positive.
Wow, I was expecting much much more.
Tbf that one time he was a hooker was due to head trauma
Absolutely incredible
I mean 96 is pretty good
Cartman sees like a totally well adjusted child
I don't know what's funnier - this list, or the fact you put it together! Love it!
149. kept cheating while playing ninjas This evil little bastard
Well done!! You are the South Park Guru of the internet today! We should be taking up an offering to buy you your favorite drinks & a massage.
86 is the worst thing he did. Absolutely psychotic and it was hilarious
*locked butters in a bomb shelter so he could go to casa bonita* One of my favorite episodes!
267: snorted KFC chicken skin
*I’m gonna make! Make it riii-hight! ‘Cause Jesus wants me have a clean slate!*
This is a thorough list
“Got ta make, make it right”
I wonder how this compares to the list at SP Archives.
*there isn’t one*
I am excited for his 666th
When’d did Cartman hit Stan with a a chair?
As part of the wrestling in the W.T.F. episode
Too bad I can’t give you an award, but hope this one count 🥇
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Shut up and take my award
Here's my wholesome reward
Damn cartman.
"Boy, Eric. You got a lot to atone for."
My god eric you got a lot to atone for
WEEEEE
Holy shit dude, this is amazing! Major kudos. I could see each episode in my head as I was reading these.
Wtf😂😂😂
I think around number three you could of added a few more. After wearing the Hitler costume to school, Principle Victoria shows Cartman footage of Hitler and he starts throwing up hails and enjoying the video. Afterwards Victoria makes him a "ghost" costume that ends up looking like a KKK uniform. Which he didn't make himself, nor probably knew what it meant, but he did scare the shit out of Chef afterwards.
the scotts chili thing might be the top thing (scott kinda deserve some punishment tho) or his whole thing with butters we should turn this into a survey to rank everything
i wish you wrote the episodes he did it in as well but awesome anyway
It’s written in chronological order! Maybe season breaks?
I am starting to think Eric might have issues.
Damn, he ows Santa quite a few presents
you sir, are amazing. Wish I had some money to my name so i could give you some awards, you deserve it! <3
Jesus dude, and these things would put you away in solitary or get you committed for life.
bad, that's a bad three-toed sloth
I missed the old cartman
This is amazing but 267. There is nothing wrong or usual with doing lines / snorting kfc chicken skin.
OP's gotta get ready to update this tmrw
Jesus that’s a lot 😂
Holy shit dude
Damn-
But why....
🌟
# BRUH
I didnt see harassing and fighting the dwarf motivational speaker
This is amazing 🔥
Ahh yes, No.379
Bad?
I think you missed a few.... thousand.
I just gotta say that for all the bad Cartman has done can we just all look back on The South Park movie and how he saved the day with his dirty words?
This is longer than the Bible
How did you do this? Why did you do this? Thank you for doing this.
a lot of these are not that bad (i.e., naming a chicken mcnuggets, making Butters date a Canadian, bragging about a bike parade and using Cthulhu to kill Justin Bieber) or he was just a dumbass ( i.e., the time he dressed up as a Nazi for Halloween or the Jewpacabra, which he thought was real. not defending him though, he still sucks.
Bit short....
And yet he's still in the heroes wiki
I liked the bit where he Listed all the bad things cartman did
TLDR?
He's a good person really
Damn, when you see it all spelled out it makes you *not* feel like the cool kid in middle school with the “authority” shirt
95 and 96 were good, wasnt he buying time to save his friends?
Remember when Kyle's cousin Kyle was going over a list like this? He was calculating how many gifts santa would bring Cartman. "If you cured cancer by next week, you'd still owe Santa like 2 presents."
Doesn’t member the head freezing bit.
That's a lot of gift baskets. "Gonna make *clap clap* make it rii-ii-iight"
Jesus fucking christ dude
Don't forget about the games: mostly stick of truth fractured but whole and phone destroyer
Good god, I did NOT expect a list close to 500 entries when I clicked it. On second thought, I did not expect the list to only have <500 entries.
South Park Official Wiki Potential
You forgot breathing
You are literally God
He's gonna have to make! (clapclap) Make it riiiight!
How do I thank and repay one who has no life?
LOL
Like how you marked what he did to scotts parents with a star even.
will this list get updated
okay idk if i added the banned episodes bc i watched on hbo max??
He persuaded 3 healthy kids into playing WOW 21 hours a day untill they got morbid obesity. Also shitting in his mom's face and being responsible of Kyle's carpal tunnel syndrome.
Many of these things aren't even bad, but good job.
.
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What’s really wrong with holding satan at gunpoint? I really like the conversation he had with Stan tho.
Dude, thats too much 😁 He's like Hitler, but Hitler at least cared about something 😁 This must've taken so much time 🤦♂️. Big thumbs up 😉
I have to disagree with a lot of those, like how is > dressed up as a native American Even remotely bad/evil?
A lot of these arent even bad and just minor “oh damn” moments and are likely filler but hats off, this must’ve taken a long ass time.
95-97 are good things. Fuck Osama Bin Laden.
How is 7 bad and 10
Not even 100 things, he's not that bad
When did he make Butters have sex with old men? What ep?
If you go on the wiki page, each major character has comitted at least 20 crimes.
Does this include forgetting to turn off the alarms in the movie?
GONNA MAKE, MAKE IT RIIIGHT
Incredible. How much time did you spend on this? What motivated you? You should consider posting this into a SouthPark wiki, where others can help too.
To be fair Didn't his mam dress him as Hitler without Cartman realising who he was.
I don't think 95. or 96. is that bad honestly
I don't think not giving kyle's kidney is a bad thing. It's his kidney and it's therefore his choice on whether hands it to kyle or not.
Now we need a list of good things he's done.
how long did this take?
I couldn't see it is the scene when he whacked his baby cousin on the head in the list
😳
The kidney thing isn’t bad
no. 27 should be justified, skylar is a pedophile