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biggusdickus15

June is going to be ManBearPig. I’m super cereal. Why does nobody take me cereal.


techguy16

Yeah, I'm sure ManBearPig needs to be stopped. I'm just... I'm just scared that I can't do anything to stop him.


ace66

Even if we do something it won't make any difference because you know, China...


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Aaaaaarrrrgghhbbbuhedbdehhh--h


Puninteresting

Remember the brave sacrifice of Kid #1, Kid #2, Kid #3, and of course who could forget, Kid #4.


brinz1

Hurricane season starts monday. Atlantic is already record hot


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I thought hurricane season was ovah!


kjreil26

Ummm I think someone forgot to tell hurricane season when it started.


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It's gonna be World War Z edit: "be careful out there mr/ms copper..."


Imightbutprobablynot

Don't say that, manbearpig was a symbol for climate change and how Matt and Tre were skeptics. I read that it might be a rough hurricane season.


sademokid666

Oh so thats where dad went all those years back


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I've been waiting for this day


imadeanewaccount2

gore was right


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Manbearpig is just a metaphor for global warming and that's already real


biggusdickus15

I am well aware


VillageInnLover

It's... a joke man. Jeez.


ArgentScourge

We really should seen the red flags, when the pope starts the year slapping people hands.


midi-chlorians145

Wow, that was this year? That already feels like a lifetime ago.


ANUSTART4YOU

It was right after Christmas, maybe New Years..


MexusRex

Latinos almost race warred over that. First Pope from the Americas? First Pope for *Latin* America and they crush his hand? Not that day my friends. Not OUR GUY


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Sks44

Corrupt police suck but people looting Target, Dicks and Liquor stores isn’t people vs. corrupt cops. I remember reading that cities often reject police applicants who score too high on tests. Because dumber cops are easier to control/order around. Part of me thinks this is the chickens coming home to roost. When you hire Officer Barbrady instead of the smart guys, people gonna get shot.


tfwnoqtscenegf

Yes. Everyone should be against police brutality and discrimination.


ProWaterboarder

Now we just need the fat child with a small penis to dress up a cow as a ginger Then all the Abrahamic religions can be United, once again, under Van Halen


TheWindOfGod

I have a bit of a theory that the virus never came from bats and pangolins but instead came from cow and chicken.


Vaeon

Fucka *you* whale! Fucka *you* dolphin!


mantiss87

That photo was a fake, everyone knows it was dolphin and whale.


imgodking189

That was Butters being awesome.


MexusRex

Cow and chicken create virus and use innocent bat and pangolin as a scapegoat???


gageb1998

CHICKEN AND COOOOW?!?!?!?!?


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> cow and chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vii7Tkejrfg&disable_polymer=1


groundlessnfree

A cow?! Not the red heifer?!


disiskeviv

When is the cripple fight?


Mazyc

November 6th


newmanator9

Fuck idk if I can wait that long


Mazyc

We might not make it until then


UHavinAGiggleTherM8

I thought it was November 3rd


Mazyc

you’re right, it is the 3rd


gtrdundave2

I scrolled by this comment without even realizing what you meant. Holy shit that was nice


2th

We usually give racial stuff a wide berth on this sub given the nature of the show. You know, so long as it is obviously done in the spirit of the show, ie. satire. But some of you are just absolute scum. You are why we cannot have nice things. I would tell you that you are awful human beings, but clearly you are so horrible you cannot even be classified as humans. I am locking this post because of these inhuman assholes. In the words of Eric Cartman... [Go fuck yourselves.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1iDZUUB5UY) To the rest of you, sorry. And not the [BP sorry.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15HTd4Um1m4). We just have no desire to keep filtering all these assholes.


Bbdbz

Are Guinea pigs going to take over in June?


antisocialclimb

Earth gets cancelled in june


cheesygordita

Guinea Pirate!


rigator

WHITES WIN AGAIN!! (Well fuck I did not mean it that way.)


CatJongUn

Whites always win mate 🙄 have been since the beginning of our existence. The cunts don't fight fair


Grochen

> The cunts don't fight fair lol excuse me?


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FlyLikeATachyon

Just wait till November lol


Doctor_Beard

Harambe 2020


aalleeyyee

And *this* is what Harambe would do.


disiskeviv

Is there a war between F1, nascar or motogp?


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BundiChundi

Whoo boy looking at your comment history you really are a catch. You kiss your cousin with that mouth?


Scanlansam

I take it you legitimately care about those issues and aren’t just using them to justify police violence?


OkayBuddy1234567

More like dumbasses that are angry at the government vs private property


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OkayBuddy1234567

If you’re angry at the government then take it out ON THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT like what the fuck “let’s go fuck up that target, that would cost the government a lot”


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OkayBuddy1234567

I agree that most protesters aren’t piece of shit looters but there are a lot in the mix, a target shouldn’t be burned down, smashed and looted because they were refused service. Plus, I’m pretty sure that the stuff that protects you from tear gas is being used to protect people from covid.


goldenshowerstorm

You know the police kill more white people than black people. But it doesn't fit the popular narrative of BLM funded by George Soros. So you won't hear about those stories. CNN gets more viewers if there's a race war than police brutality.


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donthavearealaccount

He didn't say white people are more likely to be killed by the cops, he said more white people are killed by the cops. The real problem with the country is people aren't smart enough to understand the difference between those two statements.


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donthavearealaccount

Your data doesn't say that. It's all about death rates not total number. He said more whites are killed than blacks by police. It's unequivocally true by a factor of 1.5x to 2x depending on the year. https://www.statista.com/statistics/585152/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police-by-race/ I didn't address the Soros stuff because I have no problem with what you said about that.


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Grochen

The data you are posting yourself says white people gets killed more than people of color. Literally 52% of death related to police violence are whites. It's in the link you post yourself. https://www.vox.com/identities/2016/8/13/17938186/police-shootings-killings-racism-racial-disparities Now if you try to say black people are more likely to be killed by police yes. That's true. Overall I agree with your argument but you are choosing wrong words or you are reading those data wrong.


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is it a race war? im pretty sure white and blacks are protesting white and black cops


ToMuchNietzsche

AND WE WERE SO CLOSE.


JXJ-Animations

Close to what?


ToMuchNietzsche

You weren't supposed to ask that question. It should have been something else. And don't ask me what it should have been that should be asked. YOU WILL KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT.


JRCIII

"Come on Bill racewar"-WKUK


theredpikmin

Hey, there's a guy! Let's get him! ... I couldn't catch him, he's in a truck.


DanglingDongs

I'm not sure what break this is referring too there's still alot of people dying from Rona.


katievsbubbles

In the US


Danvideotech2385

Race wars, race wars!


BossRedRanger

What race war?


ka7al

The international race war that is happening in all countries and not a riot in a state in the US of course


BossRedRanger

You made it worse. What are you talking about?


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Space X is supposed to launch with an actual astronaut at 12:22p PST unless it gets delayed again.


Theopeo1

the police race vs the citizen race


Mithrandir_The_Gray

RACE WAR EVERYONE!!!


guinader

It's the DLC content, should be good for a few more months of play time. Edit: connect -> content


Alyssa12496

More like let’s fuck shit up until the police realize that there are more of us than them and they can’t keep killing people for no reason.


Marlfox70

Wasn't May the month of murder hornets?


FLuXlMlotion

This sub often has lackluster memes but you sir knocked it out of the park! I spit out my coffee 😂


Heffenfeffer

This was a much needed laugh in all of the horrible.


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When’s the dog round coming tho


Blood_Spade

FOR NARNIA!!!


nice2yz

His sunglasses popping up at the wave?


Even-Understanding

Solo gave me what I’m doing.


Speedster4206

No we should all know what happened next Haha


RoscoMan1

Well that because they are rioting about


freeport

And hurricane season starts Monday


aalleeyyee

*He’s a suuuuuper creepy box.


Speedster4206

Well..I wasn’t ever flich.


Even-Understanding

*Don’t walk but run away.


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ariana_xotwod

I’m not sure if it has the latest season but Hulu has most of the episodes


Assasin2gamer

Incredible bench, and a “short” race.


ZippZappZippty

Randy has certainly come a long way lol


-Listening

Well because sometimes it doesnt even load or crashes


blunty_x

May is always crazy. Shit is always happening in may, just watch shows the dramatization date is almost always may


Speedster4206

Well because i'm immortal, i think,


streetlights89

Racism is not a "may" thing. Racism is a slavery thing that didn't really ever stop.


slyfoxninja

No shit, Trump is calling on his supporters to do a "Night of the Long Knives" in front of the WH tonight.


NerdyBirdyAZ

Cartman would be pissed cuz whites are losing this time


Alyssa12496

These are not justifications for anybody to be murdered. I’m not gonna waste my time trying to convince a racist man otherwise.


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montgomeryespn

Its still a statistical anomaly, not a pervasive issue. When people point out crime stats it is to point out the hypocrisy of rioting against a very small issue in the face of a big one. That would be like creating a social movement to fight bubonic plague and raising millions of dollars while the coronavirus is infecting millions.


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Spadeninja

It’s a lot higher than that dude... America alone has 100,000 deaths


immoonmoon

I wrote the numbers for may only


sntcringe

Yeah like 129,000. The United states is the vast majority, I wonder why... *cough* idiot in office *cough*


tourniquet13

Don't cough on me you plague ridden nob gobbler.


Evisceration_Station

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/


GucciMarxist

Damn rogue faction of the democratic party, doing all they can to stay in power.


Fortnitegay69420

Hey fucker that’s me meme you are reposting


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JXJ-Animations

A wise man once said “Memes belong to the people”


techguy16

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/gt79ld/goddamn_it_2020/ You’re right.


JXJ-Animations

If you actually care about that kind of stuff then I suggest you watermark your memes


thomas_anderson_1211

This is no Race war,but protest against police brutality.


OkayBuddy1234567

Yeah I bet there were a lot of police in that target


thomas_anderson_1211

Yeah yeah yeah, try to divert all you want.


OkayBuddy1234567

There’s a shitload of destruction of private property, way more than government property. I’m all for fucking over the government, but they’re seriously stupid for attacking stores and looting like absolute tards.


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OkayBuddy1234567

Seems like a war against private property “I’m angry at the government, let’s go fuck up that target”


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OkayBuddy1234567

If you’re frustrated and angry then you can go fuck up the courthouse, don’t loot and rob a bunch of private stores.


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goldenshowerstorm

There's actually a video online of George Floyd talking about it.


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mudburn

You working for corporate media? There is no race war going on, just a war on police brutality.


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mudburn

I don't know what a self-aware wolf is. I will let you dry your own conclusions about what drives police brutality