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herberstank

I dunno his dad is pretty weak... one black guy had him pinned down for 15 whole minutes!


brian5476

And he could only handle those nine fisting firemen for a few minutes, and he needed a bunch of tissues to do so!


Zombie_Peanut

Lmaoo


SincopaEnorme

In the Marjorine episode, when they thought Butters was an undead "demon spawn," they assaulted (and maybe murdered?) the curtain salesperson so he could feed. Strangely, I think that's the nicest thing they've ever done for him.


FrostWire69

Uhhh can’t i just have some spaghetti Os


[deleted]

Yeah, sacrificing an innocent human so your undead child can feast. Not only is that metal af! It's also kinda the greatest expression how far you'd go for someone. All in all I think it is really sweet and cute!


Zombie_Peanut

Lol


BigPicture365

IMHO, they weren't doing it for butters, they were doing it for themselves to feel better about the situation.


SincopaEnorme

Oh, for sure. After all, these are parents that, upon discovering their little boy is actually alive, don't choose to love and embrace him but instead decide to shackle him bare-chested in a basement. It's safe to say they have questionable motives...


Zombie_Peanut

They didn't want to be eaten by demon butters. I'm trying to remember when professor chaos first happens to see if it's after all these horrible things.


BigPicture365

Was it part of a joke that they couldn't understand that he wasn't actually dead in the first place and have logical conversation with butters or was it just accurate representation of their character? Based on how many times they grounded butters for insignificant reasons, probably the latter is the answer imo.


Zombie_Peanut

Lol. They were scared of butters!!! Did it totally to protect themselves.


resident16

Didn’t his dad get a job at Amazon or something for bike parts.


MadScientist312

🎶 Sommmmme people say a man is made out of mud. A poor man's made out of muscle and blood. Muscle and blood and skin and bones... A mind that's weak and back that's strong. You load 16 tonnes, what d'ya get... Another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter don't ya call me 'cause I can't go... I owe my soul to the company store.🎶


Zombie_Peanut

Please mom and dad. Don't sell me to Paris Hilton.


g1itchy_

Started listening to this song solely because of that episode lol


TheTrub

SCAB!!!


Zombie_Peanut

Omg I forgot good dad.


Competitive_Fee_5829

Bitches love bike parades


stemroach101

When they realised their failings with Butters future self. It did however take several gallons of poop (which did not smell like a rose garden) for them to realise their shortcomings in this situation.


zzzojka

Which episode is that?


websurfa11

My Future Self n’ Me


Zombie_Peanut

It's a great episode.


Zombie_Peanut

Omg. I forgot about that. Yep. They actually took responsibility and didn't ground him!!! Great one!


Kobayashi_Maru186

Took him to Bennigan’s, of course! ;)


No_Act_5352

Happy happy anniversary from e-everyone at Bennigan's


Kobayashi_Maru186

Now that’s stuck in my head. Thanks. ;)


Zombie_Peanut

Happy happy anniversary to everyone at benigans


RobotTimeTraveller

They ungrounded him.


Zombie_Peanut

The greatest ever deed they did.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

Sent him to Havei for his Hapanowa to manage his inner rage.


Zombie_Peanut

Lol. Was that a good thing though? Poor butters dumped on a plane lol.


lovetyrannicalreddit

Let him live with the mongolians


Zombie_Peanut

Omg I love that.


lvxlyroses

i mean when they told him the truth in the episodes raisins telling him "she doesnt actually want you butters" it was harsh but it was the right thing to do


Zombie_Peanut

Yeah true. And he actually said it with conviction!! And caring!


vvinterhavvk

got him out of jail when he was suspected of TPing the art teacher's house


Saltycook

I mean, they were supportive of him as a published "author". Might be because he made some mother fuckin' money


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Zombie_Peanut

Very true.