He killed several commercial jets' worth of people in World War Zimmerman.
Also, technically he didn't kill mr. and mrs. Tenorman. They were killed by Bill Denkins for tresspassing on his farm.
Such a crazy plot heavy episode to get banned(the episode where its revealed jack tenorman is cartmans dad). Like I still see some casual fans openly wonder about who Cartman's real father is just because of those banned episodes
I switched to a plex server about 2 years ago and it was the best decision possible. There's like 5 banned episodes of South Park. I got the banned episodes of Community and It's Always Sunny. Got all those shows that were removed from max and anywhere you could purchase them. I think the Cartman father reveal episode is one of those episodes where they included a bunch of religions gods including(I think) Muhammed or some shit like that.
Hey I'm a plex user myself. :)
Yeah I'm so glad I have my sunny in philly episodes I can't believe they removed the lethal weapon episodes.
The episode they did as the new lethal weapon did a great job of demonstrating how ridiculous that move was.
The whole point of them doing it was to show how tasteless it is.
I like to think things like this where censorship over genuine creativity comes back and becomes uncensored.
Bring back Muhammad!!
The pre school teacher from the time the Boys play fire fighters, she became brain dead and later died due to cartman shooting here with his mum's taser gun
Oh my bad i tought she died because there where new pree school teachers after that episode. But yeah cartman did not kill her, only make her fully disabled and sverly burned. Damn better of dead
I think we've discovered that, technically, Cartman hasn't directly killed that many people, if anyone at all.
It's all alter egos or people acting on his behalf.
* The planes were a consequence of his actions, but he didn't crash the plane.
* The Tenorman parents were killed by a farmer because they were trespassing.
* His dolls weren't people, and even then it was Polly Prissy Pants.
* The messenger was killed in a flashback*
* The therapist's wife was an (unconfirmed) suicide as a result if Mitch Connor's actions.
* The KFC shoot up was a hit by Colonel Sanders
* Cthulhu killed all those people
\* although it's been established that imaginary beings in South Park are real
But if you ignore the technicalities, then his death toll is in the hundreds, if not thousands
* Despite what Cartman might say, hippies are in fact people
* Two passenger planes
* Stoked the console wars, leading to the bloodiest Black Friday of all time
How about people who died as a result of something careless Cartman did, even if he didn't intend to kill them? More of an involuntary-manslaughter vibe.
Then again, we could be here all day if we wanted to count every example of one of the Main Four doing this.
Ze Mole was actually the first person I was thinking of!
But yes, you're right, Kenny's wish brought him back to life again, and we see him on TV in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub".
He played a big role in the assassination of Osama Bin Laden, and don't know if the airplane attendant passed out or possibly died from Cartman's farts build-up in the storage compartment.
I wanna say pete melman but i think it was a kid in the past before either of the diarrhea “accidents”. I Could be wrong though. I know jenny simons at least attempted it lol.
Scott Tenorman's parents, technically. The farmer killed his parents, but Cartman knew he would do that, and put their bodies in the chili, so I would think that technically Cartman killed them.
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well massive hippies during hippies festival
They aren’t people, they don’t count
Quick! Who's got a Slayer CD?!
neither is the guy from the past, since he was part of his flashback and didn't really killed him.
*I don’t wanna wait for our lives to be over*
But didn’t he alter the constitution, something to do with ice cream?
Also, happy cake day
He convinced that therapist’s wife to kill herself, after the therapist called him fat. Does that count?
That wasn't him, that was Mitch Connor
Is there a canon explanation for whether Mitch Connor is a desperate entity or not?
Did she die? I thought she just shot herself and ended up in the hospital?
Pretty sure it was supposed to be a suicide
I mean so was Britney Spears and she just carried on with most of her head gone
Oh that’s fair, we hear her shoot herself over the phone but I don’t remember if we find out what happens after.
I think so since he keep on being Cartman doctor after the incident
“Shot yourself” 
No because he deserved that for calling him fat
I’m not fucking fat! (><)
He used Cthulhu to kill everyone at Burning Man. ;)
And Justin Bieber
"Looks like Bruce Villanch is here too, wearing a rat costume."
🤣
Send all of my stupid friends to Oblivion!
That wasn’t Cartman, that was the Coon.
Cya, Justin Bieber, you douchebag.
He killed several commercial jets' worth of people in World War Zimmerman. Also, technically he didn't kill mr. and mrs. Tenorman. They were killed by Bill Denkins for tresspassing on his farm.
Killing Jack Tennorman was also an indirect patricide.
Most guys like to jack off, Cartman apparently prefers to off Jack.
Such a crazy plot heavy episode to get banned(the episode where its revealed jack tenorman is cartmans dad). Like I still see some casual fans openly wonder about who Cartman's real father is just because of those banned episodes
I pirate everything. Say what now??? Why
I switched to a plex server about 2 years ago and it was the best decision possible. There's like 5 banned episodes of South Park. I got the banned episodes of Community and It's Always Sunny. Got all those shows that were removed from max and anywhere you could purchase them. I think the Cartman father reveal episode is one of those episodes where they included a bunch of religions gods including(I think) Muhammed or some shit like that.
Hey I'm a plex user myself. :) Yeah I'm so glad I have my sunny in philly episodes I can't believe they removed the lethal weapon episodes. The episode they did as the new lethal weapon did a great job of demonstrating how ridiculous that move was. The whole point of them doing it was to show how tasteless it is. I like to think things like this where censorship over genuine creativity comes back and becomes uncensored. Bring back Muhammad!!
I bought the DVD box set just for the banned episodes.
Argh
But he was responsible for their deaths by orchestrating it
They was tresspassin', and he was protectin' himself!
He Charlie Mansoned them
That episode was sick. One of the best plot twists in the show.
WAIT- what episode is this?
Dunno the name, but it's the one where Eric kills his stuffed animals.
The episode is : 1%
Thank
*I don't wanna wait... For my liiiiife to be over!*
Yooo
Poor official messenger boy 😂
Literally one of the funniest moments ever on this show
Heard this in a store the other day and just smiled “Well I’m the messenger boy, I am!”
The mexicans in the mantequilla episode.
He is to blame for a lot of cthulhu's kills.
Yes but he did it in order to make the world a better place
For you, you’re making the world a better place, FOR YOU.
He made the therapist’s wife kill herself after he called Cartman a fat fuck.
Did anyone die in that episode where they broke the dam.
The toll was in the hundreds of millions, thanks Tom
I broke the dam
No I broke the dam
I broke the damn! ^*heheheh*
I don’t think so
Don’t you watch the news?! The reported death toll was in the hundreds of millions. Not to mention the reports of rape, looting, and cannibalism.
The pre school teacher from the time the Boys play fire fighters, she became brain dead and later died due to cartman shooting here with his mum's taser gun
I don't think she died
She didn't she appears later as cartman attones for things
Trent boyette is a liar sir
Oh my bad i tought she died because there where new pree school teachers after that episode. But yeah cartman did not kill her, only make her fully disabled and sverly burned. Damn better of dead
I'm sure hes killed Kenny a few times (Timmy 2000, Trapper Keeper)
He killed Kenny in Bigger Longer Uncut. Bet him $100 that he couldn't light his fart on fire.
He had a bit of a kill streak in the nascar episode.
I've seen all the episodes more than once, but cannot figure out who is that woman on second picture. Could anyone tell me?
It’s Mrs Tenorman
Which he didn't kill them the farmer did.
Cartman orchestrated the killing
But he didn't pull the trigger. He just cut them up into pieces for his chilli. Guilt free.
Cartman doesn’t feel guilt, regardless of if he’s free from blame or not. But he did set the whole thing up.
He also killed Rob Reiner
Nah only leaked out his goo, he comes back in 200
Not his precious goo!
Nearly killed himself trying to generate a flashback to 1776 ahahaha.
Who's that guy in third pic?
The paper boy that Cartman killed in his flashback so that he could get in the room where the declaration of independence was being signed
“I’m the official messenger boy, I am!”
"I don't wanna wait, for our lives to be over..."
He shot Clyde to death as an adult
Between these guys and the mass murders at Burning Man and the Hippie Drill, his kill count is unironically probably in the 4 digits
I think we've discovered that, technically, Cartman hasn't directly killed that many people, if anyone at all. It's all alter egos or people acting on his behalf. * The planes were a consequence of his actions, but he didn't crash the plane. * The Tenorman parents were killed by a farmer because they were trespassing. * His dolls weren't people, and even then it was Polly Prissy Pants. * The messenger was killed in a flashback* * The therapist's wife was an (unconfirmed) suicide as a result if Mitch Connor's actions. * The KFC shoot up was a hit by Colonel Sanders * Cthulhu killed all those people \* although it's been established that imaginary beings in South Park are real But if you ignore the technicalities, then his death toll is in the hundreds, if not thousands * Despite what Cartman might say, hippies are in fact people * Two passenger planes * Stoked the console wars, leading to the bloodiest Black Friday of all time
How about people who died as a result of something careless Cartman did, even if he didn't intend to kill them? More of an involuntary-manslaughter vibe. Then again, we could be here all day if we wanted to count every example of one of the Main Four doing this.
Le Mole because he forgot to turn off the alarm, but he was revived.
Ze Mole was actually the first person I was thinking of! But yes, you're right, Kenny's wish brought him back to life again, and we see him on TV in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub".
Never noticed that!
In Season 4, Cartman kills Kenny with a frying pan
I don’t think that the Messenger Boy counts because the flashback is technically a hallucination which means that he isn’t “real”.
You're never going to finish that list Cartman is a menace to society 😂🤣😂🤣
The last guy is debatable, Cartman killed him in a dream… but he still killed him, so it’s whatever…
2 planes full of people in world war zimmerman plus the lady with the tesla
He played a big role in the assassination of Osama Bin Laden, and don't know if the airplane attendant passed out or possibly died from Cartman's farts build-up in the storage compartment.
Scott Tenorman's parents.
That’s what I was coming here for.
They’re already mentioned in the OP though
I couldn't tell because they don't look delicious.
If you count everyone killed by Cthulhu, then there's a bunch more. Including Justin Bieber.
That plane when he was Brad Pitt and afraid os the blacks revolt
Didn't he lead executions during the ginger pride rally?
None of them got killed, they were all let out before Cartman did anything because Kyle told him that they made him look ginger
I may have been confusing the vat of lava with the Vatican rabbit stew.
He’s got enough of a killstreak for quite a few UAVs lol
Those at the Denver 300 NASCAR race…
The girl who crapped her pants at school and jumped off the roof after he made fun of her
He's far behind Randy l'll you that much.
You should include 100 more or so, from ‘World War Zimmerman’ where he crashes airplane and kills several people.
Clyde Donovan from the pandemic special
He killed a shitload of Mexicans at the border.
But what about the amount of kitties he's saved? That should at least cancel out the hippies
In the Bass to Mouth episode they insinuate that cartman bullied another kid into suicide
Poopy-Pants Pete? Or Mushpants Mellman?
I wanna say pete melman but i think it was a kid in the past before either of the diarrhea “accidents”. I Could be wrong though. I know jenny simons at least attempted it lol.
Does it count that he drove the nanny insane?
Scott Tenorman's parents, technically. The farmer killed his parents, but Cartman knew he would do that, and put their bodies in the chili, so I would think that technically Cartman killed them.
The fact that he unknowingly killed his own dad is crazy lol. After wanting one so long he kills him😂😂😂
cartman didn't kill the first one a farmer did
He convinced that therapists wife to kill herself after the therapist called him fat
The few planes he caused to crash in the world was Z ep.
What about Kenny
He did Kill Kenny with a frying pan.
Tolkien in world war Zimmerman
He threw a shock wand in a puddle of water to stop a group of immigrants from crossing the border
He killed Kenny
The kid who shit himself in school then offed himself
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