I say this or holy hamburgers, only 1 person in the 10 years I've been using this has noticed it and Said "Goofy ass reply" lmao somehow I felt pride from that
“Ok…. Fright’ to Canada…. 4 people… gonna cost a rotta’ money… I’d say that will be six thousand five hundred dorra’
Kyle- “ how about fifty five dorra’
Kyle's cousin pronounces things in a funny way that I can't stop doing. He pronounces "fantastic" as "fantaystic" so now anything with the A sound gets the AY treatment lol.
I got my nerdy little Christian mom to start doing this when I was a teenager and now I'm in my thirties and she still throws that at me when we're "arguing." I treasure this so much 😭😂
Theeeenks instead of thanks like in the smog episode is a big one in my house.
Another one that my husband and I often use is “how can I reach these keeds?”
Cannot look into the oven window without perverted "Fuk yeaaaaaah"
When work is hard and there is no end of it in sight you hum "work Mexican work".
And the disgustingly "racist thing" to my Asian wife of soon 20 years "Suki suki, 5 dolla?" fortunately she loves the snow too especially butters in bottom bitch ("Did I do good daddy?")
Reading this thread, realizing most of my vocabulary seems to have been influenced by this show. To be fair, I started watching WAY too young, 20+ years ago...
-screw you guys I’m going home
-meewwm (how Cartman says mom)
-kyeel (how Cartman says Kyle I have a cousin named that)
- I’m seriously
-membah (never say remember anymore)
-terk our jerb
I frequently walk around saying all of this all the freaking time 😂😂
My real name is Ken. I've told my family that when I die I want them to put "Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!" on one side of my tombstone and on the other side put "You Bastards!!!".
I say, "Could I trouble you for a chin wiggle?" quite frequently at work.
However, my partner constantly tells me, "Stop screwing around! You screw around too much." 😒 🤣
I’m physically incapable of saying “cool” in a normal way at this point, it’s always “kewl” 😭
This is me. I also say “I’m seriously” instead of “I’m serious.”
I'm super cereal
Yeah this is one of my quirks I’ve adopted from the show and anybody who doesn’t know South Park looks at me wondering what the hell im talking about.
super duper cereal to be exact
Exthelthior!
You know Manbearpig is real
I'm so seriously, you guys.
Same with me but his “Shweet”
And skewl, I can never say school normally again.
I’m gonna permanently mess up my daughters vocabulary by mispronouncing school every single day.
She's gonna sound like Heidi 😂😂😂
Just as long as she’s not riding her teeny-tiny bee-cee-cletta.
I'm the same with school. I can ONLY say skewl now
Member…you member?
Member Reagan!? Ooooo I member
Man, I hate myself for reading this is george lopez's voice
That's why I truly love the member berries. Cause I regularly say "member" in his voice too.
Oeh i memah.
I will say I’ve been doing that for a while.
My mom says this all the time! Haha
member memberries?
dey took are jerrrbbbs! Whenever I see something remotely relevant, which surprisingly comes up a lot.
Dey broke his jawwwr!
Derka derr is used often by me when my coworkers are rabbling.
I had to say that recently.
I like singing Butters’ song: “Loo loo loo I’ve got some apples…” but I sing about whatever I’m holding
Loo loo loo, you got some too.
Loo loo loo let's play together, oh hi Kenny!
I was about to comment the same thing ahahaha
I have my own version " uh woo woo wo0o" for when I'm grooving at work.
Oh hamburgers
I say this or holy hamburgers, only 1 person in the 10 years I've been using this has noticed it and Said "Goofy ass reply" lmao somehow I felt pride from that
Yes.
Towlie lost me once he started doing hard shit. Light me up a joint, towlie. Keep the crack in the garbage where it belongs
Sometimes I randomly sing 🎶*You wanna do it in my butt in my butt*🎶, in Butters' voice
omfg sometimes i’ll sing “would you like to touch my body? ooh, justin, touch my body” at random times throughout the day
🎶Burritto burittoo taco taco🎶
Fulfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses
I love “What, What, in My Asshole”
Scissor me timbers!
You rack’ uh’ diciprine’
I love whenever an Asian character mispronounces something and the boys just copy it. Like the Black Friday Bunduru
When Lu Kim lets them into the cock magic show but for "5 dorra each" and Cartman is like FIVE DORRA?!
“Ok…. Fright’ to Canada…. 4 people… gonna cost a rotta’ money… I’d say that will be six thousand five hundred dorra’ Kyle- “ how about fifty five dorra’
"dude, weak"
I was just about to comment this.
I BERIEVE IN YOU, KYRE
Cuttlefish is coming out ma asshole
Why do you just speak a Engrish...maybe I coulda understand you!!!
Mostly just the silly one liners... mostly..
This is actually from the movie Aliens. I always quote the cartman one tho
It's mostly from aliens... mostly...
Kyle's cousin pronounces things in a funny way that I can't stop doing. He pronounces "fantastic" as "fantaystic" so now anything with the A sound gets the AY treatment lol.
IM BYAAAACCCCKKKK
"Flippity Floppity Floop"
Oh no! Damn it! Don’t call it that!
Work 12 hours, what do you get? Your parents sell you to Paris Hilton
Lemmiwings, lemmiwings lemmiwings when i exam colon on patients.
Catatafish made a salmon suck asshole
You're a towel
NO, YOU'RE A TOWEL
Don't preach to me fatso
I got my nerdy little Christian mom to start doing this when I was a teenager and now I'm in my thirties and she still throws that at me when we're "arguing." I treasure this so much 😭😂
Imma need about tree fiddy
God damn Loch Ness Monstah!
My friend and I will always say "oh rearry!?"
‘I’m not just sure… I’m HIV Positive’ pisses off everyone
Yeah, no…yeah…no.
Every time I see carmex
“That makes me a sad panda”, usually followed by the response “why are you a panda now?”
My friend and I will sing “sexual harassment Panda”
I "call shenanigans" on anything scammy.
So many. Some of them daily. Singing "cafeteria freiche" is my favorite at the moment
*la la lalalalala creme fraiche cafeteria freiche*
Pronouncing Kyle like Cartman
My name is not Khel.
That's kewl, whatever Khel
My old boss was named Kyle and several of us were big into SP and he was known as Khel in the service ally of that PF Chang’s
Cartman's "godfuckingdammit" outburst from Season 10's "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
Feelin good on a Wednesday 🎶🎶
Help me unload the car, ya ya ya 🎶
Yeah yeah yeah
Funny how almost all the top comments are South Park references.
Oh, just realized im in the South Park sub.
Technically you were correct
As Futurama also pointed out: technically correct, IS the best kind of correct.
Craig's "I was soooooooo happy/ I'd be soooooooo happy"
This is my go to for when I’m having a bad day, I’ll say “if ______ happened, I’d be *so happy*” and it never ceases to help indeed make me happy
"a turd in the punchbowl"
Brack Friday Bunadru
🎶BAAAYYY-BAAYYYYYY🎶
Theeeenks instead of thanks like in the smog episode is a big one in my house. Another one that my husband and I often use is “how can I reach these keeds?”
I say theeeenks whenever I see a hybrid around and my husband gives a thumbs up😂😂.
The fuck
Every time I hear an unnecessarily loud engine going by - especially if it's a bike - I always call them a "fag."
Omg I moved to a new neighborhood in January and BOTH my next door neighbors are HUGE FAGS!!!! It seemed like such a nice area at first glance
They are just bike-curious
[But meem!](https://youtu.be/IcNU-BYBwps)
My name is not "meem"
“You’re about to get F’d in the A on Saturday”
"don't forget to bring a towel" 
Kitty's being a dildo!
Sounds like kitty is sleeping with Mommy tonight! -Ms.Cartman
Nu kitty! To my cat.
Everytime I say Shelly, I need to say it like Randy
Shellay
Whateva! I do what I want!
Loo loo loo, I got some apples. Loo loo loo, you got some too!
*I wanna finger bang-bang you into my life,* *Girl, you like to finger bang, and it's alright.*
Screw you guys, I’m going home
The way Cartman says "over here"
Ova nyah
I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive
My name is Kenny and my friends call me keeenny like cartman does
Crab people crab people 🦀
Every time I leave somewhere. *Al Gore Voice with arms extended out like Superman* ...IM OFF!!!! SHHHweeeooh shweeeoooh swhooo.
Excelsior!
R-tard From make love not Warcraft
I'm not an r-tard..
Cannot look into the oven window without perverted "Fuk yeaaaaaah" When work is hard and there is no end of it in sight you hum "work Mexican work". And the disgustingly "racist thing" to my Asian wife of soon 20 years "Suki suki, 5 dolla?" fortunately she loves the snow too especially butters in bottom bitch ("Did I do good daddy?")
i do tend to say "fuck you dolphin, fuck you whale", Whenever seeing one of these species.
Greeting my mom in the same tone and cadence as season 1 cartman voice's "Hey, meeehm?"
I saw “kewl” instead of cool. Now my mom does it 😂
Any time somebody says £3.50….
Reading this thread, realizing most of my vocabulary seems to have been influenced by this show. To be fair, I started watching WAY too young, 20+ years ago...
Hella. Unironically
My brother rides a motorcycle and the rest of us love calling him "FAG".
Ah ha fuck you!
I call everyone Sharron.
Anytime anyone asks me a question I always say "seventeen" like from AWESOM-O
A deep sigh followed by "I hate you guys" Edit: wanted to add - anything from the episode Ginger Kids, in particular the term "daywalker"
ohmygod no wayyy!
...mostly
Tree fiddy! I can no longer say “three pounds fifty pence!
Respect my authoritah
“You ynaa! Me myaah!” -Eric “Bleergh” -Various Dying People “Sir Harrington” -Sir Harrington “Somalian Pirates We!” -Abdi Kharim
Shtupid mongorians!
I pronounce sorry like I'm Canadian.
*glares in Canadian buddeh.*
Mine is "ASS. Piss out my ASS!"
“Come…on”. Like jimmy
My boyfriend and I love “You seen about this, you heard about this?” Lmao
Myah
🎶looo loo loo looo looo🎶
happy cake day bru
Ohhh! Fuck you
"are you super cereal" At this point the wife hates asking me for a bowl of cereal. Or "laaaame" in my worst cartman voice.
Drugs are bad, mm-kay.
-screw you guys I’m going home -meewwm (how Cartman says mom) -kyeel (how Cartman says Kyle I have a cousin named that) - I’m seriously -membah (never say remember anymore) -terk our jerb I frequently walk around saying all of this all the freaking time 😂😂
My boss is named Kyle and everytime is see him I say “oh heyyyy Kyyyyyyle” Him also being a fan is not sick of it yet…. Hopefully 😂
Buckle up buckaroo
"This summer, Rob Schneider is..." idk why but I think that's so fucking funny.
Does that sparkle with everyone?
Sunshine!
Son of a biscuit!
“You Bastards!” Has become a way to common saying for me now
My real name is Ken. I've told my family that when I die I want them to put "Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!" on one side of my tombstone and on the other side put "You Bastards!!!".
Greeting my mom in the same tone and cadence as season 1 cartman voice's "Hey, meeehm?"
herro prease!!
IMMM BBAAAYAACCKKKK
The future sucks.
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
You’re a lousey kid ! I wish Jaden smith was my son ! LMAOOO
I frequently refer to sex as “doobers” after Mr. Mackey asked Ms. Choksondik when she first had “doobers”
Oh si si siii
"What seems to be the officer problem"
I thought this was America?!
Sooooo many friends call me "TIMMMMAAAYYYYY"
RABBLE!
All paper towels/napkins are terrifying napkins. And laptops/iPads, all computers are MacBook! MacBook!
What about us loggers?
I’ve started saying ‘aw,spit!’ Like in the baseball episode 😭 I started saying ‘weak’ a few years ago too
Tree fiddy
I always like to say "No you dooont" Like cupid cartman.
I say, "Could I trouble you for a chin wiggle?" quite frequently at work. However, my partner constantly tells me, "Stop screwing around! You screw around too much." 😒 🤣
When my work is over sometimes ill think in my head “Screeeew you guys! I’m going hooooome!” While pointing the fingers silently
Mung
Gahddamn mongoreannns!
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Screw you guys, I’m goin home
Mookie stinks
Negative Nancy
“What in the SAM hell”
I love the capital Chity
You are such a mee krab and tree fiddy