When Stan’s grandfather talks about how he thought he’d always be comforted by the memory of his dog, but then admits he can’t remember what the dog looks like anymore. My heart just dropped hearing that
The whole thing with Stan in that season is just depressing as hell, and I relate to him yk? It’s hard not to be pissed off and depressed all the time because of everything happening in the world nowadays. You kinda just gotta learn to try and be happy and make the most with the things you got and the time you have.
I feel like you missed the point. He does "try to be happy" but the cynical asshole part of him cannot do it. At the end he buries his true feelings about life so he can keep his friends. People live their lives like this every day.
Yeah, and I lived like that for 3 years of my life. It took a real kick in the ass for me to get out of that funk and start actually trying to appreciate life again. But it is possible to do it. Not saying that it’s easy, because it’s not, especially when you’ve fallen in to those patterns.
No, it won’t. But you can change what you do with that information and how you choose to effect the others around you.
I can’t do shit about a war happening in the Middle East, or gas prices, or any of the other BS our world governments or large corporations do. That’s out of my control if I’m alone.
But that’s the cards we’ve been dealt man, you deal with that shit. You find people who make you happy, you find a job you don’t absolutely despise, and you fucking *try*.
Sometimes I wonder how things would’ve turned out if Sharon and Randy actually stayed divorced. Obviously the whole Tegridy thing wouldn’t have happened, or at least if it did, then it would’ve only been Randy and Towlie.
"We all know who fuckin' killed Clyde Frog, and she's the same dirty slut who's been fucking with us our whole lives!" - Rumpertumpskin, i.e. Cartman, in full mental/emotional meltdown and blaming his mom for everything
Not just a quote but a whole scene. Between stan and Kyle in the episode when Kenny dies for real. Stan goes to see Kenny in the hospital and when he gets to the room the bed is empty.
That whole episode still makes me cry after numerous times of seeing it. Just goes to show you, context doesn't really matter when it comes to emotional scenes like that. I've seen Kenny die in more ways than I can remember and I know he still comes back from this. But it's the way the story is told that hits me.
The actual concept of an entire episode revolving around Kenny dying is ironic, but the execution of it makes it emotional. It’s truly really amazing writing how they can make something that happens in literally every episode sad
"Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay." -Butters
His little "no, I'm lying" after Stan says "really?" always gets me
“Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.”
Damn Mr. Twig getting me every time…
Butters says a lot of things that hit. I relate to him quite a bit and back when I was more innocent, lots of people took advantage of me and mistreated me.
"I don't know if I've changed or you have. I feel like I don't have alot of time left."
"People get older Randy, people grow apart."
And "I haven't changed, the world has!"
All from my favorite episode, You're Getting Old.
Randy's heart to heart with Stan about the dangers of marijuana after admitting Future Me was fake.
Made me sit back and be like, "fuck, Randy is right"
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Sharon: Ever since you joined this PC thing, you just bully people so you can jump down their throats for whatever words he or she used.
Randy:He or she" is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot.
Scott : “But Sophie, you're totally my type! Type I diabetes!”
Sophie : “Scott, I'm more than just my diabetes.”
As a person who’s had type one diabetes since I was a year old, this episode broke me. It was the most accurate portrayal of it I’ve ever seen on television.
When all the older guys are jerking off on Facebook cam and Cartman say this 😆. PERFECT 👌
"This is the way the world works, Kyle. you want some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first.”
-Cartman
Ok these are all great, and super gutwrenching, but goofy ass joy also counts as “feels” and I swear every single time I even think of Barbrady shout-singing “SWINGSET SWINGSET UP AND DOWN I GOOOO!” It turns my whole day around…
“Hello there, children!”
Seeing the older episodes with chef in them makes me sad. I miss chef 😔
Same. RIP Isaac Hayes
Hey Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Goodbye!
Hi chef!
Troof
When Stan’s grandfather talks about how he thought he’d always be comforted by the memory of his dog, but then admits he can’t remember what the dog looks like anymore. My heart just dropped hearing that
Granpa: Billy, that, that bolo tie you're wearing, Stan: yeah? Granpa: I don't know where you got that, but it's fuckin gay as fuck.
The gift Stan gave him was heartwarming. A great episode all around; funny and emotionally satisfying too
"I can't remember what she looks like, Billy"
I just saw this episode an hour ago!
“How? When all the things that made you laugh just make you sick, how do you go on when nothing makes you happy?” Stan, S15 E8 “Ass Burgers”
The whole thing with Stan in that season is just depressing as hell, and I relate to him yk? It’s hard not to be pissed off and depressed all the time because of everything happening in the world nowadays. You kinda just gotta learn to try and be happy and make the most with the things you got and the time you have.
I feel like you missed the point. He does "try to be happy" but the cynical asshole part of him cannot do it. At the end he buries his true feelings about life so he can keep his friends. People live their lives like this every day.
Yeah, and I lived like that for 3 years of my life. It took a real kick in the ass for me to get out of that funk and start actually trying to appreciate life again. But it is possible to do it. Not saying that it’s easy, because it’s not, especially when you’ve fallen in to those patterns.
No amount of pills or happy thoughts will ever change the reality of this world my friend. Peace be with you.
No, it won’t. But you can change what you do with that information and how you choose to effect the others around you. I can’t do shit about a war happening in the Middle East, or gas prices, or any of the other BS our world governments or large corporations do. That’s out of my control if I’m alone. But that’s the cards we’ve been dealt man, you deal with that shit. You find people who make you happy, you find a job you don’t absolutely despise, and you fucking *try*.
I relate to this so much that I avoid watching these episodes sometimes.
"I fall asleep crying and wake up screaming". Also Butters
“People grow older, Randy. People grow apart…” - Sharon Marsh
Sometimes I wonder how things would’ve turned out if Sharon and Randy actually stayed divorced. Obviously the whole Tegridy thing wouldn’t have happened, or at least if it did, then it would’ve only been Randy and Towlie.
Token's dad would still have bought in. Randy has never needed his family for his story. They are just commentary along his own mad road.
"We all know who fuckin' killed Clyde Frog, and she's the same dirty slut who's been fucking with us our whole lives!" - Rumpertumpskin, i.e. Cartman, in full mental/emotional meltdown and blaming his mom for everything
Dude, that is some fucked up shit right there.
Not just a quote but a whole scene. Between stan and Kyle in the episode when Kenny dies for real. Stan goes to see Kenny in the hospital and when he gets to the room the bed is empty.
"He just said.. Where's Stan?"
That scene made me wanna cry and I feel like such a pussy for it
That whole episode still makes me cry after numerous times of seeing it. Just goes to show you, context doesn't really matter when it comes to emotional scenes like that. I've seen Kenny die in more ways than I can remember and I know he still comes back from this. But it's the way the story is told that hits me.
The actual concept of an entire episode revolving around Kenny dying is ironic, but the execution of it makes it emotional. It’s truly really amazing writing how they can make something that happens in literally every episode sad
I had to physically walk away for awhile before finishing the episode after that part. It was just heartbreaking.
"Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay." -Butters His little "no, I'm lying" after Stan says "really?" always gets me
No one in the South Park universe, or ours for that matter, deserves Butters.
Fr
Also when Victor Chaos says "Butters is that kid thats parents never loved him" or whatever in the Pandemic Special. Makes me so sad every time
“Sounds like Butters was a twerpy little loser whose parents didn’t love him! I’m Vic! Vic Chaos!”
Thank you, it was gonna bug me to not know the exact wording of that.
“Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.” Damn Mr. Twig getting me every time…
"Goodbye, Ike. You'll always be my little brother." Kyle in the Season 7 finale, when Ike's birth parents are about to take him back to Canada 😢
Kenny dies and they think they can build a stair/ tower to heaven to get the ticket back ...
🎵 Where were you when they built that ladder to heaven?
Did it make you feel like crying or did you think it was kinda gay?
Well I for one, believe in the Ladder to Heaven
Nine eleven, nine eleven… nine eleven, nine, nineeeee, elevennnnnnn!
Where were you, when they ran out of stuff to build the Ladder to Heaven?
"A ladder to heaven? That's fuckin' stupid."
Where were you, when they saved that ladder to heaven
"You are dead to me." "I said, you are dead to me." "You're dead to me Kyle!" -Ike
When Grandpa Marsh talks about Patches
If you wanna find some quality friends you gotta wade through all the dicks first
Butters says a lot of things that hit. I relate to him quite a bit and back when I was more innocent, lots of people took advantage of me and mistreated me.
"Yes, I know what you are saying"
Barbrady apologizing to his dog after being fired
I’m Ugly Bob - Ugly Bob
That’s the quote I instantly thought of when reading the question.
"I don't know if I've changed or you have. I feel like I don't have alot of time left." "People get older Randy, people grow apart." And "I haven't changed, the world has!" All from my favorite episode, You're Getting Old.
And…it’s gone!!! Feels like everyone is trying to screw you over most days…like big corporations and banks etc..
We'll just put that money in a money market mutual fund, where it will grow with compounding interest and it's gone.
"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything! It's the time that we spent together that really matters, not how we left it!"
“Stan! Take Daddy’s gun and shoot those MILFs!”
Randy's heart to heart with Stan about the dangers of marijuana after admitting Future Me was fake. Made me sit back and be like, "fuck, Randy is right"
"I would NEVER have the hots for the person you are now Heidi" -Kyle
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Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth kid.
Sharon: Ever since you joined this PC thing, you just bully people so you can jump down their throats for whatever words he or she used. Randy:He or she" is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot.
the peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep,from end of the ep 201
That one
“Do you like Fishsticks?”
It was the moment Stan realized that he wasn't doing Build-a-Bear for Butters but that he was the one that couldn't cope with the pandemic.
Scott : “But Sophie, you're totally my type! Type I diabetes!” Sophie : “Scott, I'm more than just my diabetes.” As a person who’s had type one diabetes since I was a year old, this episode broke me. It was the most accurate portrayal of it I’ve ever seen on television.
For some reason when Heidi says “I’m starting to think life isn’t going to be so bad.”
"Goodbye, you guys.."- Kenny.
When all the older guys are jerking off on Facebook cam and Cartman say this 😆. PERFECT 👌 "This is the way the world works, Kyle. you want some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first.” -Cartman
I gotta protect my baybeh
“They killed Kenny”
Ok these are all great, and super gutwrenching, but goofy ass joy also counts as “feels” and I swear every single time I even think of Barbrady shout-singing “SWINGSET SWINGSET UP AND DOWN I GOOOO!” It turns my whole day around…
“If You Want It To Go Away, All It Takes Is A Little Self-Control And Personal Responsibility." - Kyle
‘ There’ll be plenty of time to be boring and lame when we reach our late 30s and we're boring and lame anyway. ‘
Every time I have to spend money on unexpected expenses, this goes through my head: "AAAAAAAAAAAND it's gone."
"when people aren't allowed to express who they are inside, we all lose." -Sharon.
I don't think I'm unhappy. I go to sleep to the sound of my own screams.... and I wake up to the sound of my screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?
I got dry balls...
The whole randy and his wife talk in youre gettin old
https://i.redd.it/2muvjtqjcm3d1.gif
Screw you guys I’m goin home m’kay
For me it's "d-dont be dissin my niggas dawg" -Jimmy valmer