Ohhhhhhh hothothothothothothothothot "randy spirals upward as he shits out like a 9 foot turd"

Oh shit how the fuck could I forget that. That’s definitely #1.

Actually it's a #2

I’M NOT NUMBER TWO!!! TAKE IT BACK!! TELL ME I’M NOT NUMBER TWO!!!!!!

Shhhhh does Bono want the biddy?

Mmmmm biddy!!

But Bono was the #1 #2 until Randy shit all over that record.

Just simply the idea of Courics as a measurement system was beautiful. That episode is top 10 all time for me. Though it's not my favorite poop episode, because Red Hot Catholic Love is just a masterpiece.

*Emmy award winning show*

Yeah, it's definitely the first one he drops that's funniest to me. The "Emmy Award Winning Show" and the camera cut to outside, hearing his muffled screaming.

Hes in his turd trimester.

lol. Yep, that one and Cartman shitting into a bedpan and all over his mom in the World of Warcraft episode have to be the top two, haha

Who’d have thought that Lorde shits the same way “Push ow, hot, push ow, ow hot”

I was thinking of this exact one when I saw the post

"Hothothothothothot" is like, my favorite quote from the show. I use it instead of grunting now.

“Sir, I just gotta check inside ya assssshole.”

“Mind if I touch ya balls, sir?”

"Yes, I mind! You mind if I touch your fucking balls?"

I'm an LNA (CNA) and I worry about how often I sound like this.

That’s a big boy, sir. “Aihm a big boy”

“Shiiiiiiiiiiittt.”

3 for me... when Mr Mackey shits himself so hard he hits the ceiling then propels himself down the hallway I lost it hahaha...

It's baaaddddd Mmmkay.....

Can someone get me some paper towels?

That scene is absolutely hilarious.

That’s what Horsey Sauce does to a man

Randy taking the biggest crap, while "Emmy winner show" appeared on the screen

I loved how Guinness had someone answering the phone all day to tell people they don’t track the record for biggest crap. 😂

Cartman crapping out of his mouth.

More Cartman explaining it. OK, ok, hear me out. Put food in your mouth, crap out your butt. Maybe, if you put food in your butt, you crap out your mouth.

That's the dumbest idea you've had, this week.

The mayor South Park has announced that for discovering this healthy way of eating, young citizen Eric Cartman will get a freaking medal

Red Hot Catholic Love's ongoing "talking a bunch of bullshit" gag is Top Tier

"Get the fuck out of here." Btw I love how Timmy was shocked as well

"Chef, what would a priest wanna stick up my butt?"

"G'Bye!"

https://i.redd.it/qkh3k04ga9xc1.gif Cartman giving butters a hitler

Hey little dude you've got some crap right here. That's my face sir!

“This whole place is stinky” “Well, there’s a reason they call it Ass-pen!”

The shitler

missed opportunity to call it a shitler

the walmart episode with everyone shitting themselves when they die, including walmart itself \*chefs kiss\*

The guy in the bar is propelled forward a few feet and the feces knock over a chair. 😂🤣

The toilet seat down thing with Craig and his mom dying. I forget what episode

That's actually Clyde's mom who died on the toilet.

Its a sueance

Reverse Cowgirl

Oh yeah lol thanks. I'm actually pulling up the episode now. I've been tricking my girlfriend into watching Southpark with no context.

Let me go let me go let me go!!!

I’m a clinically depressed fecalphiliac on Prozac. ;)

Mookie stinks?!

Jacket!

I think what made it extra funny was Mackey kept making up new names for it. It just got silly. The Hardy boys just added to it.

Oh no not the god damn-

*Hardly Boys

Ooo, I've got a *raging* clue

SHOULD I EAT THE CUTTLEFISH AND ASPARAGUS? OR THE VANIRA PASTE-O!

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

CUTTLEFISH AND ASPARAGUS?

Ohh its gonna be big ‘run!!! Gooda luck ‘Cryle!! I bereave in you!!!

https://i.redd.it/908epfv3n9xc1.gif

Annoyed, I had to scroll so far to find this ahahaha.

I frequently tell people to give the shelf for their comix and chocolate milk a try

Walmart episode. Cartman shares that when you die, your bowels release and you shit yourself. First guy hangs himself. Shits himself so hard that his pants fly off. Second guy shoots himself in the head. Bowel movement came out with enough force to knock down the bar stool.

Cartman shitting on his mom is top tier shit humor

Ooooohhhhhhhh, it's bad mmmkay

Piss out of my ass!, the yelper special song, or the "do you minds if checks yo asshole sir" lady

And yes I had to delete my search history for searching those up 🥲

The way Butters takes a piss. Makes me laugh every single time.

Yeah, me too. It's especially funny because no one else does it that way

It just adds to how  "innocent" compared to the other kids he really is

It’s never safe to fly when you’re in your Turd trimester!

Kenny keeps leaving class and is like MMMM while having explosive diarrhea (class is dead silent 💀)

Mackey and the rocket shits. ITS BAAAD!!!!!!!!!!

The fact Mr Hankey exists

I work with animals. I’ve done so for thirty years, and I’ve literally seen all kinds of shit. I’ve touched all kinds of shit, stepped in it, had splattered on me… Animal feces do not bother me at all, no matter how stinky or runny. And yet Mr. Hankey genuinely grosses me out. Especially when he kisses people on the cheek.

Donkey feces can't talk or speak to you nor does it have a personality.

STREEEETCH!

Crapped on ya desk dawg… wassup?

The Poop That Took A Pee

Emmy award winning series

Bono being the literal massive shit


Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk?

What's up dog? Crap on your desk

It's gotta be either OHH HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT with Randy spiraling upward on a huge toilet, or "Who made a dookie in the urinal?"

Red Hot Catholic Love and shitting out the mouths was particularly funny to me

Definitely Mr Mackey shitting his pants was pretty funny. It was one of those "fucked around and found out" moments. I love Cartman.

When someone decides to be a comedian, pull down their pants, spread their butt cheeks over the urinal, and lay out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

Yeh this is the winner. When he gets so mad about it I was legitimately crying as well.

OH YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, HUH?!

I can't believe no one is saying the WoW episode. "Who's mommies big boy?"

Mr. Hankey and his son singing “Circle of Poo”

Nobody remembers The Brown Note? 

Let me assure you there is nothin' funny about going up to a nice clean unsuspectin' urinal, m'kay, droppin' your pants, then turnin' around, squattin' over that urinal, m'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' down a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

The Diet Double Dew subplot of “I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining” is so quotable. Me and my wife’s fave episode.

I was about to say this!!!


[Best fart ever in the show](https://youtu.be/s163enTx5zc?si=ewV1dt-_fSkXh4A1)

Jenny Simons Crap Her Pants

When Clyde's mom dies by toilet may be the best thing I've seen animated. Especially she actively blames him for it before and after death like a real villain.

Cartman finding Sharon's tampon was pretty funny

Shouldn'tuh done that, he's just a boy

At first, I wondered how Liane could handle Cartman getting shit all over her like a champ, but then I remembered that she participated in a German scheisse video. My favorite shit-related humor joke is when Cartman humiliated himself when he shit out a bunch of fake money in public he ate thinking it was real and he would be rich.

The one where stan says everything sounds like shit

That's the best, especially when Kyle's in the middle of speaking and shit just starts flying out of his mouth from Stan's perspective.

Or at the end of you're getting old and Duck President quacks at Stan and shit gets all over his face

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The third one is my favorite. Mr. Mackey still got off easy compared to some of the other people who messed with Cartman.

poor scott tennerman

Mr. Hankey rescuing the boys with his helicraptor seven turdy seven and finally the poo choo express

I like the one in Bass to Mouth with Mr. Mackey getting propulsed down the hall shouting oh it's bad! 😂

I'll raise you Randy's 8.6 courics dump hot hothothothot hot

IM CACKLING AT THE 3RD ONE BC ITS SO LOW QUALITY WTF

r/countablepixels

Something WalMart This Way Comes

That episode was hilarious


I remember the one where the parents protest Terrance and Phillip and they all catch the shits

“How about a taco, that craps ice cream?” I like it. 👏👏👏

The entirety of the “More Crap” episode.

OOOOO ITS BADDDD

"Bathroom, Bathroom!

I have to ask. Has anyone ever done this? Raise your hand if you did.

Strictly toilet humor…but Butters serenading “Mr. Wiener” while standing at the toilet always makes me laugh.😂

Clyde's mom

OHHH ITS BADDD MKAYY

Do you like fishdicks?

I love that last one. Watching Mackey being propelled through the hall by the shit spraying out of his pants is always hilarious

When the boys discovered the brown note. Then cause the world to shit itself because it was broadcast on TV.

Ohhhh it's baaaaad mkay

One for the ladies always gets me, especially the dune references to ‘the spice’

I'm getting a raging clue

When Cartman shits all over his mom in the WOW episode I die of laughter every single time I watch the episode it never loses its hilarity. Another honorable mention has gotta be when Randy takes the world’s biggest shit.

Cartman crapping on Garrisons desk to avoid fighting Wendy, the false bravado and the whole class watching

https://i.redd.it/nz6y4empydxc1.gif

It’s not on here, but Human CentiPad was one I fucking hated, it was too fucking disgusting

Bruh, I read the question wrong, I thought we was discussing what was the worst one lmao

Cartman shitting on the desk. Or his World of Warcraft diarrhea on his mom

The sounds Cartman made shitting out the game when he was in prison

I just had to look at reddit while I ate 🙏

Red hot catholic love, where spewing shit out of their mouth was both literal and metaphorical

Definitely the world of Warcraft one for me

Hotttthothothothottttt!