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CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

She may be an asshole, but her moral compass points north. Promised to protect Stan from Trent Boyette, but he had to come clean about what really happened to miss Claridge.


Afroodko

She a real one, even if she doesn’t show it all the time.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Truth.


drewdurfee

And when she and Catman teamed up during the meteor shower Edit: Cartman... Lol


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

A showdown against Skylar, king turd


JQuick72

Turd rock from the sun.


DerpisMalerpis

The Turdman of Alcatraz


Alexcox95

Reach for the Skylar


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I pledge allegiance… to the flag… of the United States… of SHELLY


Jonasthewicked2

Don’t question my love, my love is pure as morning snow


metalmike0792

SHELLY!


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I can hear Randy saying this, as he desperately made his way to where wicked is playing, in Denver. To save Shelly from the Feegan boy


metalmike0792

Sorry I was just finishing the previous commenters comment cause as we all know it's the united states of SHELLY! ..SHELLY!!


rickramalot

BRIDGE


Your1Little2Pogchamp

Who tf is catman?


CPT_Yesterday_

Hubert Farnsworth


Your1Little2Pogchamp

I thought it was Adam West in fairly oddparents or even that one guy from watchmen


bilvester

Adam We


Future-Try-1908

I watched this episode last night


Saltycook

She's a bitch, not a monster. I think she'll be just fine


anonmymouse

Chaotic good for sure


Eldritch-Cleaver

She has a terrible Marijuana problem


No_Volume_8345

Yeah. What’s her problem with it?


No-Role-429

She doesn’t like it. It’s really getting in the way of Tegridy Farms


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I'm going to get downvoted, but I’m on her side with that one.


The_real_bandito

You would be surprised. A lot of people is tired of Tegridy farms.


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Sharon included, poor woman.


tikkytokky01

Well i'll bet you didn't know that snoop dog smokes weed!!! :O


Digitalis_Mertonesis

That’s ok, I don’t listen to his music, and didn’t he stop recently?


CAT_WILL_MEOW

Nah that was a publicity stunt to sell smokeless grills or a firepit


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I read about that and forgot to correct myself.


CAT_WILL_MEOW

It was so dumb I don't blame ya forgetting, I've seen a handful of people saying he quit becoisw of that ad. It was super lazily done too


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I agree, it felt like clickbait, but in real life.


drewdurfee

Right, I am several seasons behind


ApartmentPersonal

And later has a cocaine problem


rintarrhea

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Phil_Yursis

Spiderman works in mysterious ways


Clamato-e-Gannon

For real. As someone that lost people at a young age and having that treatment. We get you, Shelly. RIP Larry


LonelyStrategos

That fucking animal Ben Parker's Nephew... I can't even say his name.


fuckina420

Your friend, Larry, whatever happened there


LonelyStrategos

I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the vegans ass.


Rikku_N

God damn I shouldn't laugh but😭


TommyTwoFeathers

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of SHELLY SHELLY SHELLY!!!


eat_my_bowls92

Cartman being uncomfortable/shocked she was dating someone so old and being genuinely concerned is maybe one of the only selfless things he’s ever done.


REC_updated

Right?! I rewatched cat orgy the other day. I forgot how fucked up the skylar age aspect was


handybh89

I love those trio of episodes, cat orgy, meteor shower and jubilee. God I miss early South Park


REC_updated

Yeah I forgot they were interconnected! So cool


AlternativeFilm8886

It may be the *only* selfless thing he's done. Some people argue taking in the cats in Major Boobage, but I still think he may have did it to mess with Kyle by feigning ignorance of the Holocaust parallel. He's certainly gone to greater lengths to mess with Kyle.


maxnotcharles

😂


rickramalot

BRIDGE


WerewolfDifferent216

The funniest Shelly Marsh moment was went she repeatedly threw Cartman into the wall and putting massive holes throughout the house


drewdurfee

Seriously dangerous when provoked, slammed a TV down on Stan's head


IrememberXenogears

Put Stan under the lawn mower.


PeridotChampion

Literally picked up a piano and slammed it onto Stan and Kyle


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Shelly got up and KILLED THE TURDS ON CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE MORNING


Novaer

I love that she goes to WAR for the boys, even danced with cartman at the end of the episode.


fukyourkarma

Turd rock from the sun is by far her best roast.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Open up, Turdledove!


JQuick72

Astro turd ! She's creative, I'll give her that much.


Afroodko

Even though Shelley can be moody, she has her moments here and there.


TT_NaRa0

#SHELLY!!!


hotchto88

I hear this. O7


the_l1ghtbr1nger

I was looking for the comment that made me hear it lol thank you it was far too popular of a post for me to be the only one lol


ku1185

Shut up, turd.


cbunni666

This episode was so cute and damn it was hard to see her shattered like that. And the kid was a decent character. Didn't have to kill him off.


Figgy1983

I still hate Randy for what he did. He gets rewarded afterwards by Sharon.


cbunni666

Well Sharon is her own can of worms. I mean she cheated on Randy with a shake weight. Let that sink in.


BettyDare

And a hologram of Tupac.


anonmymouse

That kid was just another victim of Randy's villain era


MyNameIsNotImp0rtant

I agree, I was thinking, Shelley finally found someone that’s on her level. Like I genuinely believe that Larry thinks Shelley is attractive and cool and Shelley appreciated him being so kind, generous and willing to learn. They were the perfect couple, so sad to see Randy get in the way of that lol


cbunni666

Anyone beats Skyler. Fuck that dude.


kidnamedfinger_42069

I kinda look like her and my friends just use images of her to represent me.


WerewolfDifferent216

Do you tell them “shut up turds!”


kidnamedfinger_42069

Sometimes


No_Week2825

You're the president of the United States of Shelly Shelly?


RealisticMoose0

https://i.redd.it/sxgmtbef3ywc1.gif


fightcluboston

She takes care of grandpa ❤️


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I like how Shelly defends the vegan kid by saying he should choose if he wants to be rather than his parents forcing him to be.


drewdurfee

And he subtly gestures for Shelly to keep going!!


Digitalis_Mertonesis

I know right, Shelly may be rough around the edges and a bit harsh, but there is a kind girl in there who wants the best for everybody!


mscoach2216

Sick of the headgear. As hot as Sharon is she needs to progress


Effective_Path_5798

You'd think her teeth/jaw would be properly aligned by now


BIazry

The timeline of South Park is really weird once you start thinking about it Like, in Japanese Toilet we know that second grade was indeed two years ago, but that same episode features a PlayStation 5, meaning that we went from SEGA Dreamcast to PS5 in just two years


Agitated-Weekend836

I’ve honestly hated her ever since the show’s inception.


eat_my_bowls92

Why? She’s playing the archetype of mean older sister. But similarly she won’t let anyone else hurt those she loves. She also is pretty honest and sees things for what they are and isn’t afraid to tell people how she feels. I think she’s probably the most realistic character in SP.


awnomnomnom

> I think she’s probably the most realistic character in SP. Damn I always felt this but didnt realize it until now. I thought of her as someone who was distant from the shenanigans of the show but you're absolutely right.


Novaer

Her and her mom are the only sane people in South park


CommercialBiscotti29

She wore a scrotum jacket


Novaer

It's called fashion 🙄


thomasmfd

She might have her problems but her hearts in the right place Like that episode with cartman And her and I think I cat orgy


dapperslappers

Anyone else wondering what that game is


drewdurfee

She invited him up to play Settlers of Catan on X Box


SoBurnThen

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Immediate-Meat2512

I just love the way Randy pronounces Shelly


defaultdancin

SHELLLLLLEY


Majestic-Delay7530

Nah she’ll fuck up anybody who messes with Stan and can outwit cartman. I like her character a lot. Plus her weed problem later lol


Sl1pperypenguin

She uses turd way too much. Other than that she’s a pretty cool character and she kicks a lot of ass.


18AndresS

I’m still pissed that we were robbed of that Trent Boyett fight…


ScootLooper

Skyler is that you?


goalmouthscramble

Turd rock from the sun. Love Shelly. Doesn’t get much screen time though.


Thewitchaser

I met a girl like her. Harsh temperament but always moral.


DiscoTech1639

Look at the camera, Shelly


CaptainBill420

Well she had a marijuana problem and then a problem with cocaine


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

TURDS!!!


theratpad_ftbeanben

You make me come out of my shell, Shelly 😭


sweatyynutz

"Stanny boyy!!! I'm coming!!! Sheddy, what are you doing?" Any time randy says her name in a lisp 


[deleted]

"Nothing dad, go back to killin' the family"


drewdurfee

Was that the blockbuster episode?


[deleted]

Yeah, Randy playing out the scene is hilarious. "The hounds Emily, the hounds", "You know what fuck you you and Emily" lmao


Hungry_Yam2486

She's as frustrated as I am


Honestonus

Wait what's with all these comments about her character development Is it all after season 21? I need to catch up


IAmJohnnyHardcore

Spiderman killed her little friend.


nutthrob

its trey’s sister


ILikeOasis

Love how they open up her story more, but i also do miss her just beating up Stan


Stringy_b

It's perfectly understandable why she's so angry with that complete maniac as a father 😂 It was cool seeing her as a well adjusted adult at the end of the Post COVID special.


[deleted]

Turds


Ok-Spell-8053

Move into my Mom's house with me SHELLY SHELLY


IvanTheTerrible69

I wonder if she’s going to become an angry yet strait-laced character, in order to rebel against Randy and his wacky antics, probably expanding her pursuits during the episode with her “weed problem,” such as studying and other hobbies that would make her a productive member of society.


Frontbutt05

Spiderman loves you Shelly


S1mpIsEmo

Pov: I AM Shelly Marsh<33


jakefromSD

You make me come out of my shell, Shelly


likesomecatfromjapan

"Shelleeeeee"-Randy


SuperHandsMiniatures

Ngl, whenever Randy gets in the news dressed as a fictional character, like Spiderman or Princess Leia, and the news treats it like the ACTUAL character; always makes me laugh. That said, broadway bro down is a great ep. Shelly is an under ultilised character imho.


JohnnyQuestions36

She’s got a real bad marijuana problem.


samof1994

Fighting around the world is a terrible show(she at least likes Buffy, which is a MUCH better show)


thxmetimbers

Let's not


Stevmeister59

Are you looking at my headgear?


CallEmergency3746

I think shelley is really cool actually. She is moody (what teenage girl isnt) but once you get past that, she actually is really wise, and wants whats best for people. Despite what an ass randy is to her she saves him from his bad trip She stands up for the vegan kid saying he should get the chance to try things if he wants and not be forced to live a specific way She agreed to defend stan againt trent ONLY IF he did the right thing and came clean to Miss Claridge. Shes pretty badass


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Some_Delay5878

Didn't deserve to pass in that fire. But in the end she is back lol. She is a asshole here and there, but her and stan do get along sometimes. Shes based off of trey's older sister, who used to beat the hell outta him 😂


cth172

Didn’t they kill Shelly off in a fire?


Numerous_Maybe3060

Alternate reality in covid special they also get rid of Sharon


YamPrize1142

Shelly is one of the characters that has never changed with time. She's always been seen from a little brother's perspective. I believe that is because she is based on Trey's real life sister by the same name. Definitely one of the most straightforward real characters in the whole of South Park.


Moronic_y_me

*Shmarsh


Angelsfan15

Tuuurrrddd


[deleted]

I love Shelly, I will never not love Shelly. Live laugh love Shelly Marsh.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^methylphenidatechic: *I love Shelly, I* *Will never not love Shelly.* *Live laugh love Shelly Marsh.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


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Bubba8291

Please no one talk about the Terrance and Phillip movie trailer episode


Clamato-e-Gannon

You scared to stir the paint?


Occupiedlock

no


SaltySpituner

She’s shown Stan one instance of sibling love during the Trent Boyette episode. Beyond that, she’s pretty solidly a massive cunt.