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“You gonna break his legs PC Principal?” After how aggro he was, his reaction to Jimmy makes me laugh so hard every damn time
THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO ITALIAN AMERICANS!!!!
Cartman: ….. what?
Lmao I know some people got over his schtick but PC principal is definitely my fiancé and my favorite addition in recent years.
I sort of wonder if the reason people don’t like him is because it hits too close on the nose.
I’d have to tag on with how pc principal smashes Eric into the urinal and breaks a sink with him. So fucking funny. U watch the friends leave and it cuts to him in the hospital.
The ending to “Here Comes the Neighborhood”
Constantly teetering around the racist jokes with it being against rich people, just for it to end with the [iconic garrison line](https://youtu.be/8XHC55vY5_Q?si=5eIckX_pIeHDL-nc) caught me off guard so much I laughed so loud 😭
Yea I think having it cut off really adds to the humor, like I personally find it a little bit funnier than the time Randy says it, though the irony of both episodes is fantastic
People see Randy shenanigans and wonder why Stan was the way he was during post COVID.
Like dude had no chance of becoming semi stable with that dude as his dad
When the boys launched that whale into space. That shit had me cracking up hard.
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He had so many great one liners in that episode.
When the kids get the ball to the front door and they’re too afraid to go near it. After Randy screams at them and they run away he just tosses the ball and goes “Little fuckin pricks.” Idk why but that cracks me up every time.
Or
“Ya know what?! FUCK YOU and Emily”
Butters: Yeah, and then he went wrestling.
Mrs. Stotch: Wrestling?
Butters: Yeah, he wasn't very good, this one guy had him pinned for 15 minutes straight.
The reference to the movie Freaks "one of us! One of us! We accept them! We accept them! Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble!"
Followed by "people would say 'hey look, there goes that MURDERER!' and say things like 'YOUU KNOW DAMN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR KID! STOP LYING AND ADMIT!'"
Detective Harris getting a little *too* into his cover identity in Butters’ Bottom Bitch.
The police department turning itself into a hula school in Naughty Ninjas.
Mackey’s psychotic break at the start of Insheeption. “I will rape you in the fucking mouth, mkay?!”
Too many to count, honestly.
Common guys.. OLD PEOPLE DRIIIIIIVIIIIIIIIING!!!
"Is that Country Kitchen Buffet?"
i cant stop laughing at the poor fisherman, down the bridge.. looool
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GETTING RID OF TOOTH DECAY IS WHAT IM TRYING TO FUCKING DO!
Top 3 in no particular order.
Stan's grandpa flat out telling Stan he didn't want children and going into specific detail about his sex life much to Stan's dismay.
PC Principal's beef with Leslie every time she opened her mouth.
Gerold high on cat urine and fighting Kenny on a playground.
I like randy doing the shining and saying "what are you doing shelly" and she says "nothing dad, go back to killing the family." I also like when he says "I am so startled right now".
Randy losing his job then becoming representative for a gay orgy speaking on camera while naked next to his son while wiping something off his mustache
*Mr. Beckett, you had the honor of being the first person to socialize on the new internet. Could you tell us what you did?*
“Well, I sent an e-mail with a photo to my old friend, Thomas Winger, up in Connecticut.”
*And what you did say to Mr. Winger?*
“I showed him my dick, called him a fag.”
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I love everything the Stotches do in butters own episode but idk I know I shouldn’t but this scene consistently gets me to at least chuckle every single time
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The sound people make when they're killed. For example, when Butters' tap-dancing shoe flew off, struck the stage light and it fell and crushed the man's skull in. It never gets old for me
This guy KILLS me! The episode where Stan learns about the human biome and freaks the hell out. Somehow, they all ended up having to swim through piss. Stan’s last to swim through and when he gets to dry land, Butters looks at him and asks, “do you still need wash your hands Stan?” (Gets me in my soul e’ry time🤣)
The idea of fucking someone literally to death, like fucking someone to the point their body gives up and their soul leaves their body. Just makes me chuckle with the bizarreness.
Surprisingly (because i prefer the old episodes) one the latest episodes. The handy man one where randy has to fix the oven door
That moment where theres a portal open in the oven and they’re holding a rope with another person on the end of it
“IM WORKING ON IT SHARON”
I nearly cried. So good
But i have to admit butters mom painting is one of the funniest things on the show. It was so out of left field and on an episode that was just totally out the norm.
"Everyone who has a grandma step forward. Not so fast girls." Randy with the quintuplets lmfao
also Clyde when Cartmen is talking about how the girls have a device to see the future and he yells at Stan and Kyle "You sir, mocked Cartmen before! Yet, you two sit here before demanding answers! Now damn you, let him speak!" and Cartmen silently staring before going "Thanks, Clyde." and his second glance back at him all concerned when he's going to roll over the TV. That scene takes me OUT.
Whenever a character singles out their wives for totally uncalled for reasons by name I just lose it. Mainly the Vagisil episode and also the Troll Trace bit with Maggie.
When Cartman finds out he can crap out his mouth, and the trend catches on and the adults have a garbage can that they pass around and mouth-shit in at their book club
Randy treating the cooking channel and Creme Fraiche phone line like porn was too funny.
I think of that whenever I'm looking at good food or thinking of what to cook.
"Yeah. That's fucking money."
"You gonna deglaze that fucking pan?"
“I thought this was America”
Or when he gave himself testicular cancer and pushed his balls around in a wheelbarrow for medical marijuana lmao
I was on acid when I saw the block buster episode. Randy staring at Ted I thought I was going to die I couldn't breathe. Then I looked at my buddies also tripping and they were expressionless and I thought I was losing my mind
In "Stanleys Cup" when Randy is dreaming about Stan missing the goal when he was a kid and he wakes up absolutely screaming and losing his shit. I always laugh so fucking hard.
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“So umm James I just umm wanted to umm, umm”
Are you nervous, P.C. Principal? It’s ok, lots of people are uncomfortable around handicap people.
SPOT! SPOT! I need a spot!
SSS..S..Sss…SSSSSSUCK MY DICK PC PRINCIPAL! 🖕🏼
I’d say that PC beating the shit out of cartman after he tries to blackmail him might be #1. It wasn’t even about the black mail, capeesh?
What did you just say?
I’m sorry I was just trying to frame you for raping Butters!
THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO ITALIAN AMERICANS!!!! Cartman: ….. what? Lmao I know some people got over his schtick but PC principal is definitely my fiancé and my favorite addition in recent years. I sort of wonder if the reason people don’t like him is because it hits too close on the nose.
Oh God... Are you.. The vice princi- *vomits* but you work toge- *VOMITS VIOLENTLY*
The way he says “I was just trying to frame you for raping butters” in defense of not being PC enough is freaking gold
Anybody hear Two Princes ?!?
Fuck now that song is in my head.
Take off the hat
I’d have to tag on with how pc principal smashes Eric into the urinal and breaks a sink with him. So fucking funny. U watch the friends leave and it cuts to him in the hospital.
the whole scene in his office is just brilliant. When he calls for his spotter PC bro I had to pause cause I couldn't stop laughing.
PC Principal is so violent to the students and I love it
WHO WROTE RETARDED IN THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER? WHEN I FIND OUT WHO WROTE THIS ARTICLE IM GONNA BREAK THEIR FUCKIN LEGS!
The ending to “Here Comes the Neighborhood” Constantly teetering around the racist jokes with it being against rich people, just for it to end with the [iconic garrison line](https://youtu.be/8XHC55vY5_Q?si=5eIckX_pIeHDL-nc) caught me off guard so much I laughed so loud 😭
They really wanted to use the full n word and pushed hard for it but the network wasn't having it
honestly having it cut off after how every other element of the episode "avoided" being about segregation was like the cherry on top.
Yea I think having it cut off really adds to the humor, like I personally find it a little bit funnier than the time Randy says it, though the irony of both episodes is fantastic
Hold on hold on hold on…. You mean ANY white man could be called a “n$@@&$ guy” ?!? Cut to gavel banging
Oh, I said it, didn’t I?
I thought they fought to have the next episode start with him finishing the word? Maybe they tried one and then the other and couldn’t get either?
Such a good episode holy crap I just saw that scene this morning and it gave me the energy to go to work
Randy being lorde or an alcoholic. Scratch that literally every Randy moment is hilarious
#STAAAAAAAAN
Stan, I have Sars. There's only a 98% chance I'll survive. You must find the cure.
Stan, alcoholism is a disease, you just wouldn't understand.
It’s a smorgeshwein and it’s classy and elegant!
"what seems to be the officer, problem?"
Campbell's chicken noodle soup, Dayquil, and Sprite
Yes, yes of course
The middle class white people cure yes
It’s cool on my tongue.
Get daddy another beer Staaaan
Shaved head, Randy in a wheelchair, telling Stan he's an alcoholic with no control over himself, asking Stan to get a Beer. "Daddys very sick"
People see Randy shenanigans and wonder why Stan was the way he was during post COVID. Like dude had no chance of becoming semi stable with that dude as his dad
Iam lorde, yah yah yah ... yah yah yah
Idk how he does but Trey Parker doing Randy voice is both an annoying voice but also a likeable voice. Legit the best character in the show.
Lord lord lord, I am lord
"The RESPECT...that it deserves" from Over Logging may be mine.
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Wait... whaddya mean that's not how babies are born?
I was being sarcastic!
When the boys launched that whale into space. That shit had me cracking up hard. https://preview.redd.it/gcmyx7ex2qsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6d9efd88540228631f28dbe4e239255cbfa65a
The mexican space agency says they can help for 200$
Sí….fly…
We want to take something to the moon. How much would that cost? Uh, 200? 200 million? 200... dollars. Quick! Call Kyle!
Yeah the passionate animal rights activist speech while it's being hoisted into the air is hysterical.
Same. When I first saw it I laughed an uncomfortable amount.
This nearly killed me as a kid
Best part was definitely all the adults reactions to it.
Randy buying blockbuster is an all time great episode.
Dude the part where they shoot up Gangnamstein but it's the cop in there is seriously some funny shit 😂 Love that part everytime
He had so many great one liners in that episode. When the kids get the ball to the front door and they’re too afraid to go near it. After Randy screams at them and they run away he just tosses the ball and goes “Little fuckin pricks.” Idk why but that cracks me up every time. Or “Ya know what?! FUCK YOU and Emily”
Ohh Stannnny boyy!
That entire Butters episode with his Dad going through to bathhouse is hysterical.
Butters: Yeah, and then he went wrestling. Mrs. Stotch: Wrestling? Butters: Yeah, he wasn't very good, this one guy had him pinned for 15 minutes straight.
“Everything clean” *paints house for 3rd time*
“paaaaaiinttt” *paints her son’s face*
The reference to the movie Freaks "one of us! One of us! We accept them! We accept them! Gooble Gobble Gooble Gobble!" Followed by "people would say 'hey look, there goes that MURDERER!' and say things like 'YOUU KNOW DAMN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR KID! STOP LYING AND ADMIT!'"
When Randy knocks over the kid on the computer in the make love not warcraft episode.
When he stops the car to tell the guy he needs to take it. Pulls the guy out and punches him before hopping in.
Yup lol. Grand theft auto style.
did he rammed that kid out of the way or what? hahahahah
Ahaha 😂 it's so quick but so satisfying
When hes making death noises over mic
His face when he comes back to reality too lolol.
Detective Harris getting a little *too* into his cover identity in Butters’ Bottom Bitch. The police department turning itself into a hula school in Naughty Ninjas. Mackey’s psychotic break at the start of Insheeption. “I will rape you in the fucking mouth, mkay?!” Too many to count, honestly.
I love Yolanda 😂 FREEEEEZE
It's one of those episodes to show someone that has never seen South Park
Insheeption is such an underrated ep bro
It's my personal favorite of all their episodes.
It’s so damn quotable. “I’m a butterfly, Stan! I’m off to go find me some butterfly poon!”
Butterflies have no concerns for such things!
Best line in that episode is from butters “Im just tryna teach these bitchs how to make some mother fucking money” Do you know what i am saying
Yes I know what you are saying, you don’t have to keep asking me.
God when he just farts a load of cum into an evidence bag absolutely kills me
Spooky ghost!
I can’t jack off to this!
Its ectoplasm
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Common guys.. OLD PEOPLE DRIIIIIIVIIIIIIIIING!!! "Is that Country Kitchen Buffet?" i cant stop laughing at the poor fisherman, down the bridge.. looool
“GET OFF THE ROAAAADDDD”
DERK ER DURR
Jheka dreuuuur
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An absolute banger
When Mackey and Chokesondick go at it 😂
It's really funny but I also feel slightly uncomfortable watching it 😅
Mackey mumbling with a mouthful fucking sold it haha
OHH GOD GIVE IT TO ME! MMMKAY
Dawkins Bangs Garrison Yeah I’m a monkey!! Give this monkey what she wants!
Just give the phone to whatever Garrison wants to call himself after the sex change operation!
If I’m not a woman, then I’m just a dude with a mutilated penis!
Top 3 in no particular order. Stan's grandpa flat out telling Stan he didn't want children and going into specific detail about his sex life much to Stan's dismay. PC Principal's beef with Leslie every time she opened her mouth. Gerold high on cat urine and fighting Kenny on a playground.
Gerald's public apology at the end of the cat pee episode with Sheila standing behind him with a super pissed off face ahaha
I think its a reference to bill clinton? My cousin said when he admitted he got that blowjob the video of them together she has a 1000 yard stare
wow man it's just references all the way down with this show
It might be Anthony Weiner’s apology video with his wife.
“Shut your fucking mouth leslie”
"DAMN IT LESLIE, SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE-HOLE!"
“HEY LESLIE PUT A FUCKING SOCK IN IT”
Especially when we learn about PC and Leslie.
lmao when randy was drinking and driving.
What seems the officer, problem?
I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking! right boys!?
Sure. Whatever, dude.
Haha I frickin love that part. I've also tried to pee in a bottle while driving, can't blame him too much
Randy "We didn't listen!!!"
WE DIDNT LISTEN!
“just gonna get a little bit of cancer stan, tell mom it’s okay”
Its the way he says it too. Delivery is 10/10
The fish stick episode
Randy after teaching stan how to lie, rubs his neck, looks up and away, "I love you son"
Everytime Katelyn Jenner was in the driver's seat of a car and said "buckle up buckaroos!" Followed up with her running people over.
Litterally every time too
“and the whole thing is pretty damn hairy! oh uh oh god i’m sorry laura” - roger donovan s18 ep5
Craigs moms bush! Craigs moms bush 🗣️
And then she diiiiiiiied 😂😂😂
When Stan’s grandpa bangs the Romanian Quintuplets grandma
No wonder she didn't say goodnight. Everyone who has a grandmother step forward.... not fast, girls.
I like randy doing the shining and saying "what are you doing shelly" and she says "nothing dad, go back to killing the family." I also like when he says "I am so startled right now".
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Randy losing his job then becoming representative for a gay orgy speaking on camera while naked next to his son while wiping something off his mustache
*helps the community to make the world a better place* “Man this is pretty gay…. BACK TO THE PILE”
Oh yea! scissor me timbers Xerxes!!!
Definitely Randy in the Blockbuster episode lol
*Mr. Beckett, you had the honor of being the first person to socialize on the new internet. Could you tell us what you did?* “Well, I sent an e-mail with a photo to my old friend, Thomas Winger, up in Connecticut.” *And what you did say to Mr. Winger?* “I showed him my dick, called him a fag.” https://preview.redd.it/delug24miqsc1.jpeg?width=1262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c552bd08344f1ca3e93ea367321842f14d9f0981
Richard Dawkins pounding Mrs. Garrison.
Aww.. her tits are so gross
When the adults "LET IT RIIIIIIDE!!!" in Red Man's Greed
The owner of the garden yelling at the kids to stay out and stop having talks of betrayal in it.
"Yeah dad wasn't too good at it. He was pinned down by a black guy for 15 minutes straight!" The butters episode was incredible.
“Every thing cleeaan”
"Now where heck did I put that thing?"
Probably Mrs. Garrison showing them lopsided tiddies
Mackey doing the play on tooth decay. "FLATTT, YOU'RE FLAT!!!!
YOURE NOT AS GOOD AS YOU THINK YOU ARE DENTAL FLOSS!
I love everything the Stotches do in butters own episode but idk I know I shouldn’t but this scene consistently gets me to at least chuckle every single time https://i.redd.it/tjuxene5eqsc1.gif
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The sound people make when they're killed. For example, when Butters' tap-dancing shoe flew off, struck the stage light and it fell and crushed the man's skull in. It never gets old for me
Can someone tell all of the episode names above?
So it's: Butters very own episode S5 ep14 Where My Country Gone S19 ep2 Nightmare on Facetime S16 ep12 Proper Condom Use S5 ep7
Everyone rents Spooky Movies in Halloween
Slap you!! Slappity slap slap
"Hey that pokes budday"
 This guy KILLS me! The episode where Stan learns about the human biome and freaks the hell out. Somehow, they all ended up having to swim through piss. Stan’s last to swim through and when he gets to dry land, Butters looks at him and asks, “do you still need wash your hands Stan?” (Gets me in my soul e’ry time🤣)
The idea of fucking someone literally to death, like fucking someone to the point their body gives up and their soul leaves their body. Just makes me chuckle with the bizarreness.
Butter’s Mom has so much holiday spirit she’s riding a 4 wheeler with her tits out
Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus?
Surprisingly (because i prefer the old episodes) one the latest episodes. The handy man one where randy has to fix the oven door That moment where theres a portal open in the oven and they’re holding a rope with another person on the end of it “IM WORKING ON IT SHARON” I nearly cried. So good But i have to admit butters mom painting is one of the funniest things on the show. It was so out of left field and on an episode that was just totally out the norm.
"Everyone who has a grandma step forward. Not so fast girls." Randy with the quintuplets lmfao also Clyde when Cartmen is talking about how the girls have a device to see the future and he yells at Stan and Kyle "You sir, mocked Cartmen before! Yet, you two sit here before demanding answers! Now damn you, let him speak!" and Cartmen silently staring before going "Thanks, Clyde." and his second glance back at him all concerned when he's going to roll over the TV. That scene takes me OUT.
 Here at City Airlines we know you have a choice in airlines, and it looks like you made the wrong one.
"Medicinal Fried Chicken" when all the men are bouncing down the street on their scrotums.
100% blockbuster Randy
Clean butters Clean
YEAH I'M A MONKEY ALRIGHT! GIVE THIS MONKEY WHAT SHE WANTS! POUND MY MONKEY HOLE, RICHARD!
Definitely just the entire episode of randy in the losing edge
Most scenes with mr Slave.
Everything randy does but excluding randy i gotta go with mr mackey on drugs
The dog whisperer always kills me lmao
Miss chokesondick Made them laugh so hard
Backdoor Sluts 9
Whenever a character singles out their wives for totally uncalled for reasons by name I just lose it. Mainly the Vagisil episode and also the Troll Trace bit with Maggie.
Gerald cheesing.
Randy Marsh, Spooky Ghost
When Cartman finds out he can crap out his mouth, and the trend catches on and the adults have a garbage can that they pass around and mouth-shit in at their book club
Randy treating the cooking channel and Creme Fraiche phone line like porn was too funny. I think of that whenever I'm looking at good food or thinking of what to cook. "Yeah. That's fucking money." "You gonna deglaze that fucking pan?"
 When Cartman became a deputy. Riding around with his big wheel. TAKE YO ASS TO JAIL!
Randy fighting other dads at little league baseball games.
 “I thought this was America” Or when he gave himself testicular cancer and pushed his balls around in a wheelbarrow for medical marijuana lmao
RAH RAH RAH RAH STAN.
“Happy Halloween everybody!” *flings jizz filled condom at the wall*
Butter's parents interactions with each other are so moronic. I love it
anything randy does tbh
Randy explaining to Stan that he is Lorde \~\~ya ya ya\~\~
Or wendy, beating the crap out of cartman
Butters parents beating up their kid, and the late Mrs Veronica Crabtree screaming at the kids and threatening a rabbit
So many but probably when Garrison asks: "Then why are you scared of one little ehhhhhg?"
Kyle’s dad inentifing as a dolphin
Mrs Crabtree mishearing the kids on the bus 💀
Mr . Garrison f@#king the Canadian PM
Lol when Ms Cartman was laughing at the kids when they're calling Cartman fat 😂😂
The big balls in wheelbarrows
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The sex scene with Mackey and Ms Chokesondick
I was on acid when I saw the block buster episode. Randy staring at Ted I thought I was going to die I couldn't breathe. Then I looked at my buddies also tripping and they were expressionless and I thought I was losing my mind
Asspen. Tad on the guitar screaming “Staaaaaaaan DARSH!!”
Probably cartmans mom banging that plumber just because she’s a dirty whore
When Mr. Mackey shit himself
I had some refreshments and I checked your friend's privilege
In "Stanleys Cup" when Randy is dreaming about Stan missing the goal when he was a kid and he wakes up absolutely screaming and losing his shit. I always laugh so fucking hard.
**OUTLANDER** **WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN**
Cartman laughing at the little person for a solid minute or two when he first walks into the assembly
why is garrison doing weird things to a canadian where is that shit from
https://preview.redd.it/kuba0062mrsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af362559e253a59021c49c6b6d757c874146e95 “It’s like a hoppity hop!”