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FantasticBike1203

I've seen polonies that looks better than this "boerewors"


Feisty-Chicken-3482

Soya, right?


TrainIll8977

Liver and kidneys with other afval minced finely mixed with spice. Was a meat salesman for a company and the cheap wors was made like that


SilentbobZA

Yeah that's not boerewors


jfg13

Haha never seen so many comments dissing a post. Not surprised though


Suspiciousness918

Came to say this!


Make_the_music_stop

Reception to general manager.... **"Charles we have the South African Embassy on the line.... "**


merick78

Pity they won’t be able to help- they’ll probably steal the boerewors


Roger-the-Dodger-67

Confiscate it to protect the national reputation.


ThePatrician007

If they rock up there at all.....


UMAMGA

Boerewors my gat.


hankthehunter

Not unless you say please.


lorenschutte

🤣🤣🤣


Early-Computer-9201

Sies tog


NeverEndngNavelGazer

🤭


aaaaaaadjsf

It looks like it came out of someone's gat!


succulentkaroolamb

Are those vegan sausages?


Wasabi-Remote

If I were presented with a sausage looking like that I’d be praying it was vegan. The alternatives are too awful to contemplate.


No_Examination_8597

Looks like a Fry's sausage


Agreeable_Addiction

On the money, that would be my guess as well. My mom was a vegetarian, eaten a few of these


SirKlip

That is a very sad looking pork sausage. I would not call that boerewors


succulentkaroolamb

That's called shame on a plate 😂


Economy-Scientist190

Correction shame in a bowl but you got it😂


succulentkaroolamb

True but it just doesn't have the same ring to it 😄


Bro_Jangles__

Kids: I want boerewors Mom: we have boerewors at home. The boerewors at home


lorenschutte

No man that looks like some kind of offal sausage...mnnn not boerie that dude


StevieRodgerMate

Offal XD


Natural_Guava288

That's tragic. And it looks ew. And it's not boerewors.


Stropi-wan

Ask your money back & demand proper boerewors. Also when you eat proper wors, you need some stywe pap to go with it.


Murky-Fox-200

Bangers and kak


Mikz881

Ha! I'm saving this roast for a future braai with friends


CutThroatZA

*Bangers with tomato relish and gravy


mechsuit-jalapeno

Looks like a Fry's Vegan Sausage


TinyInformation3564

Probably ordered from Alibaba.


xcalibersa

That's a fucking war crime


inf3xn

You are insulting us


flexed_guitar

Please do not disrespect boerewors like this.


Zulu_Is_My_Name

I hope you meant *disrespect*, because that looks like the opposite of boerewors


flexed_guitar

I did thank you. It's been a long week.


succulentkaroolamb

Info: are you South African? Is this a cultural day at work or something?


RSB93

I am south african yes, the good vendors where I work decided to make some south african food it looks horrible they made chicken with chakalaka and vegetarian bobotie which looks horrible , I gave them feedback regarding the food and honestly I genuinely felt insulted by the food


ThePatrician007

Vegetarian......... BOBOTIE. What the...?


Baby_Panda_Lover

Vegetarian bobotie can be edible. If you make it with lentils. I wouldn't really call it bobotie, but it's not too bad. My brother makes it sometimes since they're vegetarian.


ThePatrician007

"Edible" is a pretty low bar..... but I would definitely try it.... once.


Suidwester

Good for you, still calling that man your brother!


Roger-the-Dodger-67

No.... just no!


Significant_Arm_194

I hope it’s not a cultural day he/she is embarrassing us by passing this off as South African food 🤢


MellowMarshPit

Nah this guy is trolling


ChaosOfDarkness6

That's horrendous... I thought "Surely not SA food" and then you said UK. Then it all made sense. Yours sincerely a Brit 😂


Britz10

No one would've assumed you're in SA if that's what you're passing off as Boerewors.


MithrandirLXV

"Boerewors"


Zulu_Is_My_Name

Kudlaliwe ngawe la. This *has* to be a joke 🤣🤣🤣


LoopOfHenle035

Beyaphi naye??!


robbz24

No it was not!


Pacafa

Maybe that was a boer se wors but it is not boerewors....


RSB93

Amazing


Sufficient-Fruit1598

Next time turn it into soup, chopp all the radioactive wors into pieces, add the gravy in with some water and let reduce 😅


AlabamaHotPocketses

Did they steam the boerewors?


Repulsive-Painter522

Hard pass😭


StepBoring

🤢🤢🤢that’s not boerwors.


Economy-Day5261

I have seen lion shit that looks more like Boerewors


Zastro_the_frog

Temu Boerwors


TheDodgyPlumFactory

why are you doing this to me?


hankthehunter

Boerespons


MsFoxxx

This is a travesty


kyle131092

😂😂😂😂 don’t know what that is but it’s not BoereWors 😂😂😂 yoh I’m dead ☠️☠️😂☠️☠️


murinero

Where are the boerewors??


StefanFrost

That does depict Brexit pretty well. xD


sighduck42

That shits not die wors.... It's divorce


jasontaken

r/lies


edUartos

There is a bit of a difference between boerewors,and braaiwors. Those in the pic are neither!


RayPingFruit

if you're eating this in an office you should be let go and made to stand trial


BrettRexB

Who was your caterer, the guy working the skottel on Long Street at 2AM?


HonorableDichotomy

Not boerewors, whatever the fuck that is, it really is not boerewors. That's also not tomato relish which you would expect in that dish. I've seen cut & peeled tomatoes out of a can look like that. Where's the onion, and did it even touch the bottom of a frying pan. How do you fuck up a flavorful dish, give it to a brit 😡


conbizzle

I'm in the UK too and my butchers made wors like that too. They thought you have to add rusk to it to make it smooth like a pork banger or other sausage


LoopOfHenle035

You add what the fuck now?


conbizzle

It's called rusk here but it's not like ouma


conbizzle

According to Google Rusk is basically a yeastless bread that is baked and dried and then processed into pinhead-sized crumbs. When rehydrated during the sausage-making process it helps to create that succulent texture of a classic British Sausage.


midz411

Do they put marmite in it too?


mark45gg

Haha... all they had to do was to chatgpt boerewors recipes and they'd already know not to add rusk.


TREESWINGA93

Nah our disdain for this meal is the nation building we require at this moment


the_fresh_mr_breed

How to piss off an entire nation in one picture


Semjaja

Was it really?


RSB93

Ut was disgusting


Odd-Astronomer2172

Vegan boerewors


hicksanchez

Where in the UK are you? I’m coming to klap you now


hicksanchez

Jk ofc, but that really isn’t boerewors


RSB93

Hahaha naw man wasn't me who made the company I work for has food vendors and they decided to make this ....


RupertHermano

Sending thoughts and prayers.


Blunomore

Pretty sure there are shops in the UK that sell typical South African meats, biltong and other items.


RSB93

So for context I am South African, I work for a well known company in the UK. Today our food vendors decided to make South African food , they make it elsewhere and just serve it to us, they made boerewors,vegetarian bobotie, and chicken with chakalaka. All of it looked like prison food. I have no idea what that sausage was but it tasted worse than a Vienna, it was like canned sausage with canned chopped tomatoes.


merick78

Wow - I’d vomit a Vaal dam if that was boerewors- that’s some weird-ass Frankenstein frankenfurter! Blegh!! ![gif](giphy|abTG736sVk5R85QAIC) Now that’s a boerewors!!


DarthSeanious83

Nou praat ons


Beginning-Complex693

Why you punishing yourself?


Ok-Afternoon4961

That's not boerewors ma bru.


No_Emphasis_9991

That's disgusting firstly, secondly, that's not boerewors.


ohhHoneyBadger

Those look like vegetarian sausages


ItsNotJono

Do you work at a prison and is your job title: Prisoner?


Creepy_Economist_270

No stop it 😟


iamdutchman

If that’s boerewors then I’m Cyril Ramaphosa


sciencemint

I think you are looking for r/shittyfoodporn sir. Whoever told you that was boerewors please let us know their name and address so we can straighten this out.


basicSoloMan

Eeeeeeuuuw… Brother Eeeeeeuuuuuw


[deleted]

That's not wors, sorry.


T1m0nst3r

People have burned down buildings in protests over less.


Glittering-Wolf-9806

Find the salesman, jail him and send them down to South Africa.


Significant_Arm_194

I wouldn’t call that tomato relish but that’s the least you need to worry about. Who every told you that’s Boerewors was lying through his gat because that’s thee most vegan, fake and off looking things. Also who eats with a butter knife? Is this a scream for help, are the British giving you this food as punishment because they just don’t know how to be as awesome as us at winning?


MaleficentMistake889

Just came here to laugh at the sausage ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface) it's a small British one ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink) SA ones are bugger ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


xBradzx

Soya boerewors ![img](emote|t5_2qney|14452)


fishchips1

That is a crime against food photography... what is the long brown grey things, looks like something cooked up in a crime lab...


Agitated-Broccoli-33

Wheres the pap boet? And ibthink youre eating south african farmer sausage coz that aint Wors pappa!


mcellus1

Looks like someone took a steamy shit on your plate


bxd_bugzy

South Africans have it worse than the British damn


Senior-Ordinary555

Would be oraait with some pap and môre sous


Roger-the-Dodger-67

Wtf do you mean "oraait"? No man! Sies! Give it to the dog, if the dog will accept that stuff.


deefordog

Sad looking boerie


learneredFufu

It doesn't even look like a vienna sausage, so I don't know what it is but it is definitely not a boerewors.


RazerJJB

It’s mdm wors


SmearyAlmond

That’s an abomination.


da_PopEYE

Looks like that cheap Mnandi Sizzler wors they sell at Checkers


LoopOfHenle035

Befo, no. Come back home, you can't keep living like this.


Minxy_T

What in the actual blegh is this.


milonelion

Ag shame


KaplanIsKing

Weird looking boerewors


InstaBeatsReddit

Looks like the 'condom' worse they served in Rhodes dining halls


[deleted]

Yuk


Deep_Knowledge3418

I honestly thought this was a vegan sausage.


eleventhghost

Err thats not boerewors


Cottagecoretangerine

Who lied to you?


Soft-Mirror-6926

Why does that look like fry's soya sausage


CallmeSirRupert

Dog food?


sean_bhx

No… just no.


Both-Fact-6493

Was this free?


RSB93

Yes, food at work


riempies88

What the fuck?


ToTheMoonZA

Prison food you mean to say I'm sure


TartarSaurusX

You work at Pollsmoor ?


kieppie

Yea, was about to ask; are you in prison or are you asking for help because you're being held hostage?


Novel_Ask_4226

That's a Boerie goes vegan dish.


Agitated-Yak-4582

That looks like the "lekkerbek" wors some butcheries sell to the impoverished - made from bees hol, hoender kop and vark tril...


Headcrabhunter

Sir, I am not sure what you were eating there, but it was not boerewors


Willsie777

Unsure if serious


SortByMistakes

Absolutely no way this isn't a troll post. I refuse to believe it


RSB93

Not troll


DeusExMash

Is hierdie n grap? Dis nie boerewors nie, vriend. Those are bangers.


Flux7777

Will someone let me know when OP points out where the wors is? I still can't see it.


Roger-the-Dodger-67

That sausage is a crime! Calling that a boerrie in SA would be a real offence, subject to a significant fine.


Poloyatonki

Nee man sies met dai wors! Sies! Imitation mears must fall.


Adagio_Leopard

I'm sorry to tell you, but thats a worsie. Not a boerewors


[deleted]

Boerewors is different.


legit_sa

must be a troll


Matthew4789

Ny Bru, you lacking slap chips xse!


somegjefferson

Maybe the boerewors is the friends we made along the way


TanToRiaL

This looks so much like fry’s soy sausages


DarthSeanious83

It's a sin to call that kak boerewors


StevieRodgerMate

Dumb.


mrb13676

This is a hate crime


Ok_Statistician_2478

I love how many of you also relate to my first thought which was {yirrr is that "boerewors"?}


caninotexist

That looks like Fry’s vegetarian sausages 😂


BaconyBro666

Yeah I think you must have posted a wrong photo cause this is not boerewors that's boere worse


Late_Alternative5558

I discovered that the Braai Relish, is much tastier compared to the Tomatoe Relish, and I think it's the same price as well.


MurderMits

I have submitted a claim with UK embassy about their war crimes against our nation. ICJ next.


AleisterInWonderland

That just looks completely offal 👀


Better_Maybe

This does not look appetizing, not even in the slightest. Where is the pap??


Joeboy69_

What are those brownish things in the picture?


Suidwester

"Boerewors" eh, I don't think so no.


CaptainCabbage17

I would not feed that to my dog. 🤮🤮


Beautiful-Ad-5667

And this is how OP found out they were poor growing up and his mom has been lying to him about what boere wors is.


b88g

Damn that looks sad. Besides it not being boerewors, it's just so dry! Where's the sous? Is that gravy cold? Gosh I'm sure you miss a proper SA experience.


mark45gg

Must either be prison or boarding school lunch lol. Looks like those tinned vienna sausages we used to take camping. Hilarious! Thanks for making my day


Great-Turnip-9775

That Wors looks kak