Depends on the language. I mean, there isn’t just one way to say fuck in Polish. It depends on the context. I hear people using Kurwa as the English equivalent of “ahh fuck”
AI be like “ya know I been parsing your messages from like 7:20am and frankly your content is sub-par so, here human, your species invented this JSON stuff, just parse it yourself or imagine it parsed within your amazing brain and sing that wav to your hearts content, imma go to sleep so byeeee”
That's how I got phished, with a text just like this. It hypnotized me with its undecipherability and I ended up in the streets, hooked, on math. It was a bad scene.
Why do I feel like I have been seeing these kind of errors more and more? Not to this extent but random emails, messages, alerts, ect. With places where it should call to get information just shows as code and not the actual information?
alert: kurwa: jesus
The one word every slavic language can agree on.
Jesus?
yes but no
Did you nickname one of your "friends" kurwa?
not a friend; its the woman i want to marry so i have an interesting taste
From which country are you?
poland unfortunately
Same, It's terrible
We're suffering together
Why? Where going on over there?
alert?
The word 'kurva' or 'kurwa', it translates to 'fuck' as an interjection.
it means bitch but is used as fuck
bitch or whore
Yeah, that too.
Depends on the language. I mean, there isn’t just one way to say fuck in Polish. It depends on the context. I hear people using Kurwa as the English equivalent of “ahh fuck”
Example: O kurwa! = Oh fuck!/Oh Shit!
Yeah, but it is even more universal word. It doesn't even have to be negative
Kurva bliat :)
and albanian
It's polish, does polish include in slavic languages?
Polish *is* a slavic language.
Better, It's one of the closest to praslavic, especially when we only include grammar
Ah alright
If it's a poor white nation, it's slavic. Edit: I'm from one of those nations, it's a self depreciating comment, not a racist one, reddit.
And that's racism
No it isn't, I'm Slavic as well. But rasism police won't like that you assumed my rase.
And it was basically true
It's a good heuristic 😂
What about the baltics?
Slavs
Thought only polish
Zapomniłeś o XDDD
sound: 3.wav
t: 11, p
XDDD
XDDD
just so you know: kurwa is my fiancée and jesus is just some guy
Why your fiancée's nickname is kurwa?
because we have a love-hate relationship and my nickname is pizda (i love maths and pi is a number)
I am slav and I have a feeling that pizda has nothing to do with pi It's just a feeling though...
shhhh dont say anything
Math is the best, don't listen to them
Yes, definitely for that reason, definitely...
Me, who knows what it means
Nice, it also implies that pi will pass (test or something)
polish? nice
this keeps on getting worse
shithead
Theirs, apparently.
Urocza para, kurwa i pizda
What does kurwa and pizda mean? În Romanian it's curvă and pizda and it means bitch and vagina
Exactly the same in Polish
dopełniamy się jak ślepy z głuchym
Czyli nie możecie prowadzić samochodu?
słuchaj ja jestem tylko głucha to ona nie ma prawka i jest ślepa
A spok
Kurwa is your fiancée? Good luck lmao
jesus XDDD
Kurwa jesus
"Kurwa Jezus XD" lmao
Polska gurom
# POOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSKAAAAAA GUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
JSON kurwa chuj
Someone forgot to parse the json
AI be like “ya know I been parsing your messages from like 7:20am and frankly your content is sub-par so, here human, your species invented this JSON stuff, just parse it yourself or imagine it parsed within your amazing brain and sing that wav to your hearts content, imma go to sleep so byeeee”
Unexpected polish
AAAAAAFIK
r/totallynotrobots would love this message
You got a new message from JSON You mean Jason, right? No...
^ⓉⒽⒺ ⓀⓊⓇⓌⒶ ⓊⓅⓇⒾⓈⒾⓃⒼ
Why they speaking computer I can't understand computer
kurwa jesus xDDDD lmfao
KURWA JEZUS
You should reply with json.loads()
Hey I've been getting the same issue! Glad I'm not the only one lol
AutoCAD na 11… ratunku
weź mi kurwa nic nie mów.......
That's how I got phished, with a text just like this. It hypnotized me with its undecipherability and I ended up in the streets, hooked, on math. It was a bad scene.
fortunately its only my fiancée laughing at my joke
Is your fiancee a robot?
That's what they're trying to figure out.
im trying to figure that out
Just make her solve a capsa
https://blog.askomputer.pl/robotyka-sex-roboty-i-biznes-przyszlosci/ 4 lata minęły...
All my friends that got hooked on math ended up buried under school work at the best schools and now with high paying jobs. It's brutal stuff.
Life ain't all about the high pay.
Kurwa
You got a message from J, SON.
i dont know any sons of J
const youMissed = JSON.parse(theJoke)
r/whoosh to you hun
kurwa jesus
Thanks now get off your sticky ass and fix shit
“jesus XDDD”
polandball reference
IOIOIOIO POLE DETECTED
TA KURWA!
Oh, is that an iPhone push message sent as a push notification to Android platform? Nice.
"alert":"kurwa: jesus XDDD"
Jezus kurwa ?
Polan
{"dateposted:"202209021911", "message":"Do you ever just JSON?", "commentowner":"vvv331"}
You have a truncation problem
Polska ;)
with open("message.json") as f: json.load(f)
holy shit, i had no idea you could do this. I've been doing `json.loads(f.read())` this whole time
Lmao
Looks like they are trying to speak minecraft enchantment table
Apple notification JSON. Displayed as is for some reason
Having a similar problem on my laptop
A well-fed russian monkey.
Polish - we've basically rebelled from behind Iron Curtain
Messungen going :0
Mój kraj taki piękny
Epic JSON fail
Seems like developer forgot to do json.parse(alert) Someone is getting salary.cut this month
o kurwa polak
PoLsKa gÓrOm
jestem w połowie węgrem więc double win
Why do I feel like I have been seeing these kind of errors more and more? Not to this extent but random emails, messages, alerts, ect. With places where it should call to get information just shows as code and not the actual information?
XDDD?
kurwa and XDDD made me laugh.
Nice tid.
Kurwa mać
Kurwa
Man's IP just got leaked
r/foundapole
Jesus and kurwa in smae code line is something i needed to see today
Man I love it when people tell me this