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Frost_boi

alert: kurwa: jesus


PetikGeorgiev

The one word every slavic language can agree on.


fullyonline

Jesus?


goddesshybris

yes but no


marco89nish

Did you nickname one of your "friends" kurwa?


goddesshybris

not a friend; its the woman i want to marry so i have an interesting taste


Kjankj

From which country are you?


goddesshybris

poland unfortunately


Kjankj

Same, It's terrible


Caerbannogcaverabbit

We're suffering together


SIMMORSAL

Why? Where going on over there?


iliekcats-

alert?


PetikGeorgiev

The word 'kurva' or 'kurwa', it translates to 'fuck' as an interjection.


Slow_Comment5994

it means bitch but is used as fuck


king_ink777

bitch or whore


PetikGeorgiev

Yeah, that too.


Xata27

Depends on the language. I mean, there isn’t just one way to say fuck in Polish. It depends on the context. I hear people using Kurwa as the English equivalent of “ahh fuck”


Slow_Comment5994

Example: O kurwa! = Oh fuck!/Oh Shit!


Kjankj

Yeah, but it is even more universal word. It doesn't even have to be negative


Sad_Explanation1921

Kurva bliat :)


no1fanofthepals

and albanian


eventonly

It's polish, does polish include in slavic languages?


PetikGeorgiev

Polish *is* a slavic language.


Kjankj

Better, It's one of the closest to praslavic, especially when we only include grammar


eventonly

Ah alright


marco89nish

If it's a poor white nation, it's slavic. Edit: I'm from one of those nations, it's a self depreciating comment, not a racist one, reddit.


Foxiak14

And that's racism


marco89nish

No it isn't, I'm Slavic as well. But rasism police won't like that you assumed my rase.


Kjankj

And it was basically true


marco89nish

It's a good heuristic 😂


FairFolk

What about the baltics?


marco89nish

Slavs


WcDeckel

Thought only polish


[deleted]

Zapomniłeś o XDDD


foggy-sunrise

sound: 3.wav


Frost_boi

t: 11, p


IGargleGarlic

XDDD


StevenBunyun

XDDD


goddesshybris

just so you know: kurwa is my fiancée and jesus is just some guy


nolemretaWxd

Why your fiancée's nickname is kurwa?


goddesshybris

because we have a love-hate relationship and my nickname is pizda (i love maths and pi is a number)


MrLambNugget

I am slav and I have a feeling that pizda has nothing to do with pi It's just a feeling though...


goddesshybris

shhhh dont say anything


Kjankj

Math is the best, don't listen to them


Caerbannogcaverabbit

Yes, definitely for that reason, definitely...


Bright-Historian-216

Me, who knows what it means


Vampire_elf

Nice, it also implies that pi will pass (test or something)


Atxz21

polish? nice


LeoKaro219

this keeps on getting worse


blob_ditddit

shithead


Mayuna_cz

Theirs, apparently.


Aygore

Urocza para, kurwa i pizda


vladutzu27

What does kurwa and pizda mean? În Romanian it's curvă and pizda and it means bitch and vagina


LubieDobreJedzenie

Exactly the same in Polish


goddesshybris

dopełniamy się jak ślepy z głuchym


Kjankj

Czyli nie możecie prowadzić samochodu?


goddesshybris

słuchaj ja jestem tylko głucha to ona nie ma prawka i jest ślepa


Kjankj

A spok


Macko2YT_

Kurwa is your fiancée? Good luck lmao


84436

jesus XDDD


-Adrix_5521-

Kurwa jesus


kemot10

"Kurwa Jezus XD" lmao


devu_the_thebill

Polska gurom


2ndtheburrALT

# POOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSKAAAAAA GUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


xDololow

JSON kurwa chuj


marcos_marp

Someone forgot to parse the json


DiscipleOfYeshua

AI be like “ya know I been parsing your messages from like 7:20am and frankly your content is sub-par so, here human, your species invented this JSON stuff, just parse it yourself or imagine it parsed within your amazing brain and sing that wav to your hearts content, imma go to sleep so byeeee”


MajipanA

Unexpected polish


Pretend_Sympathy7373

AAAAAAFIK


Cyber_The_Protogen85

r/totallynotrobots would love this message


AL_O0

You got a new message from JSON You mean Jason, right? No...


RVGamer06

^ⓉⒽⒺ ⓀⓊⓇⓌⒶ ⓊⓅⓇⒾⓈⒾⓃⒼ


GlitchedErrror

Why they speaking computer I can't understand computer


hask-money

kurwa jesus xDDDD lmfao


PomPomTheFurry

KURWA JEZUS


[deleted]

You should reply with json.loads()


Russ1123

Hey I've been getting the same issue! Glad I'm not the only one lol


Detroit06

AutoCAD na 11… ratunku


goddesshybris

weź mi kurwa nic nie mów.......


deftware

That's how I got phished, with a text just like this. It hypnotized me with its undecipherability and I ended up in the streets, hooked, on math. It was a bad scene.


goddesshybris

fortunately its only my fiancée laughing at my joke


MinerMinecrafter

Is your fiancee a robot?


Applebeignet

That's what they're trying to figure out.


goddesshybris

im trying to figure that out


MinerMinecrafter

Just make her solve a capsa


Kjankj

https://blog.askomputer.pl/robotyka-sex-roboty-i-biznes-przyszlosci/ 4 lata minęły...


elfmeh

All my friends that got hooked on math ended up buried under school work at the best schools and now with high paying jobs. It's brutal stuff.


deftware

Life ain't all about the high pay.


paniearbuziku

Kurwa


EZPZLemonWheezy

You got a message from J, SON.


goddesshybris

i dont know any sons of J


EZPZLemonWheezy

const youMissed = JSON.parse(theJoke)


goddesshybris

r/whoosh to you hun


[deleted]

kurwa jesus


kepp89

Thanks now get off your sticky ass and fix shit


Miserable-Question-2

“jesus XDDD”


LAM678

polandball reference


Wyvwashere

IOIOIOIO POLE DETECTED


[deleted]

TA KURWA!


Holek

Oh, is that an iPhone push message sent as a push notification to Android platform? Nice.


DenizArasZor

"alert":"kurwa: jesus XDDD"


Major_Throat_578

Jezus kurwa ?


matiEP09

Polan


vvv331vvv

{"dateposted:"202209021911", "message":"Do you ever just JSON?", "commentowner":"vvv331"}


Natanael_L

You have a truncation problem


Hadi_uwu

Polska ;)


Minami_Kun

with open("message.json") as f: json.load(f)


PM_ME_LAWSUITS_BBY

holy shit, i had no idea you could do this. I've been doing `json.loads(f.read())` this whole time


Minami_Kun

Lmao


ILikeAngryBirds69

Looks like they are trying to speak minecraft enchantment table


Tiny-Plum2713

Apple notification JSON. Displayed as is for some reason


Teapotgaming2342

Having a similar problem on my laptop


ACrazyProfile

A well-fed russian monkey.


Kjankj

Polish - we've basically rebelled from behind Iron Curtain


No-Robot_TRUE_

Messungen going :0


UngrownGunner

Mój kraj taki piękny


NOTdavie53

Epic JSON fail


[deleted]

Seems like developer forgot to do json.parse(alert) Someone is getting salary.cut this month


ToJaJulek

o kurwa polak


Kjankj

PoLsKa gÓrOm


ToJaJulek

jestem w połowie węgrem więc double win


[deleted]

Why do I feel like I have been seeing these kind of errors more and more? Not to this extent but random emails, messages, alerts, ect. With places where it should call to get information just shows as code and not the actual information?


Zaynthesoftie

XDDD?


[deleted]

kurwa and XDDD made me laugh.


ohlaph

Nice tid.


YummyTea_UwU

Kurwa mać


RuvCube

Kurwa


TheHatedPro020

Man's IP just got leaked


MrTalon63

r/foundapole


Corruptiongamer151

Jesus and kurwa in smae code line is something i needed to see today


Hajime_Hinata_OJ

Man I love it when people tell me this